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Winter Sports Report Cards

Redmen Hockey: A+

No team in McGill Athletics has been as successful this year as the Redmen hockey team. They won the Winter Carnival Cup against Concordia, then won the Corey Cup against the Ottawa Gee-Gees, then won the OUAchampionship against UQTR, crowning them league champions. Then, they followed with a Queen’s Cup win against a powerful Western team, whom they would face once again in the CIS national championship finals, which they also won. All in all, the team finished the regular season with a 24-2-2 record, good for first in the OUA, five cups, and the team’s first ever national championship in the 136 years of the team’s existence. Of course, that is without mentioning that the team finished first overall in the league in scoring for a second consecutive year, and had two of its players signed by two top AHL teams.

The team was honored at a Habs-Leafs game by being invited into a private loge with Canadiens’ owner Geoff Molson, and team captain Evan Vossen’s CIS overtime winner was replayed on the jumbotron for the 21,273 fans on hand. Not too bad a year.

Martlet Basketball: A-

The Martlet basketball program found success in the 2011-2012 season. The team opened the regular season with consecutive losses in RSEQ play, but bounced back with eight straight wins to start 2012, a streak that lasted until Feb. 9. The Martlets carried their momentum through the RSEQ playoffs, winning their first RSEQ championship since 1996 in what was certainly the highlight of their season. With the title they received an automatic bid to the CIS Championships. Unfortunately, the success came to an end in Calgary, as McGill lost both their games at nationals. Nevertheless, the team should be extremely proud of the progress they made this season. Seniors Anneth Him-Lazarenko and Natalie Larocque provided great leadership and consistent scoring. While the Martlets will lose both players to graduation, the team’s future is bright. Francois Charest, Marie-Eve Martin and Helene Bibeau will assume the leadership roles next season as incoming seniors, while the team will look for a boost from all-CIS rookie DiannaRos, and other young standouts Tiye Traore and Valerie L’Ecuyer. Head Coach Ryan Thorne should be very happy with his second season at McGill, having brought back an RSEQ championship while building a strong foundation for the program heading into next season.

McGill Swimming: B+

Once again, Steven Bielby, an electrical engineering senior, monopolized McGill swimming headlines all season long with his dominating performances at every competition. But Bielby was not the only McGill swimmer who had a very successful CIS championship, as 10 McGill records were broken at the CIS championship meet. Bielby led the McGill squad with two bronze medals all the while leading the relay squad to two new McGill records. With his two medals,Bielby is now the most decorated swimmer in school history, with an amazing 11 career CIS medals—six gold, one silver, and four bronze. Marc-Andre Benoit also had a strong meet, winning McGill’s third bronze medal and individually smashing five school records.

The Marlets were slightly less successful on the national stage, breaking only one McGill record and missing the podium, yet they won a surprising RSEQ championship, winning the title for the first time in eight years. Freshman Valerie De Broux had a stellar competition, winning five medals—one gold, three silver, and one bronze. Leanne Roach, who also won a gold medal at the RSEQ tournament, was awarded the league’s annual leadership and citizenship award for her great performances in the pool, coupled with her extensive volunteering outside of the pool.

Martlet Hockey: A

The Martlets claimed both a seventh consecutive RSEQ gold medal this season and a 12th straight national medal when they won bronze in Edmonton. McGill had a total of five all-CIS players peppered over the first, second, and all-rookie team, in addition to RSEQ MVP Ann-Sophie Bettez, Rookie of the Year Mélodie Daoust, and Coach of the Year Peter Smith.

Unfortunately, the Martlets’ storied history of dominance and achievement often leaves expectations unattainably high. A CIS bronze, although extremely impressive, somehow seems out of place for a team entering the tournament as the winner of four of the last five trophies. Despite a strong 18-1-1 regular season record, one of the losses snapped a 107RSEQ game winning streak and another was McGill’s first loss to Concordia in school history.

Perhaps the most worrisome fact for upcoming years is the loss of talent that accompanies the end of this season, with stars Ann-Sophie Bettez, Cathy Chartrand, Charline Labonté, and Jordana Peroff all reaching the end of theireligibilities. Although there is always a more than capable cast to fill the void, it still seems like an insurmountable task.  Youngsters Mélodie Daoust, Gillian Ferrari, and Katia Clément-Heydra will all be relied upon heavily next year to keep McGill’s winning ways going.

Redmen Basketball: C+

The Redmen basketball team had a better start to the season than one would have expected given their actual playing, which was marred by poor offence and turnovers. The young team hit their stride after winter break, winning six out of their eight games and placing second in the conference. They played UQAM in the opening round of the RESQ and were in an excellent position to make it to the finals. However, they failed to do so, losing the series by three games. It was particularly frustrating because the team had plenty of potential—half of the roster was made up of freshman with only one senior—but their inexperience ultimately prevailed.

Despite the results, the team had talent and each player brought a different aspect of the game to the floor. Winn Clark led the team by example. He hustled both on offense and defense, hitting key shots and dominating the glass, while Tristan Renaud-Tremblay was a very strong forward and dominated opposing big men in the paint. Vincent Dufort had an impressive first season, as he was strong on both ends of the floor, and was rewarded with RSEQ all-rookiehonours.

Martlet Volleyball: A+

Although the Martlet volleyball team had a slow start, they ended their season with a confidence booster, defeating the first-placed Montreal Carabins. They carried this momentum into the playoffs, beating Laval University in the semis to play the Carabins again in the finals. McGill lost, but the women still earned a berth to the CIS Championships for the first time in 15 years.

They were seeded fifth in the tournament, and clearly the underdog in the field, but opened with a win against the St. Mary’s Huskies to advance to the national semis where they were outmatched by first-seeded Alberta, and were relegated to the bronze medal game. There they met the Carabins once again, and shocked everyone by earning the bronze and the first volleyball medal in McGill history.

No one played as consistently as Kaiva Mateus, who was a threat on the floor, continually stepping up in big moments.Daphnée-Maude André-Morin also deserves recognition for her excellent defensive play this year, leading the RSEQwith 236 total digs, and winning the RSEQ libero-of-the-year award for the second consecutive season. During the playoffs and at the CIS championships, second-year Geneviève Plante was the sparkplug off the bench for the Martletsand should continue to grow and become a force for McGill.

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NHL Playoff Preview

The days are getting warmer, clothes are getting lighter, and starting Wednesday, news junkies will no longer be able to catch Peter Mansbridge on their local CBC stations: the NHL playoffs are upon us.  Eight teams from each conference and their fans begin their bearded quests, praying that they will find that magic elixir called momentum and ride it to glory in June. 

Western Conference Preview

The Vancouver Canucks are exactly where everybody expected them to be at the beginning of the season—Presidents’ Trophy winners. Vancouver conquered the league yet again, but don’t expect Johnny Canuck to be chopping wood late into June this time around. With Daniel Sedin on the mend with a concussion, the ‘Nucks don’t match up favourably against the Kings, who will be looking forward to some payback. Corey Schneider better dust off his tire pump; Roberto Luongo is going to have a leak.

Speaking of goaltending, does it get any better than the duo of Brian Elliott and Jaroslav Halak in St. Louis? Once a castoff from our nation’s capital, Elliott has nestled himself comfortably under the Gateway Arch. Goaltending withstanding, the Blues are a well-rounded team with David Perron, David Backes, and T.J. Oshie leading the way offensively and Alex Pietrangelo, Kevin Shattenkirk, and Carlo Colaiacovo keeping the puck out on defence.

How about this for a prediction: the Pheonix Coyotes will represent the West at the Stanley Cup Finals. This team was projected to bottom out in what would be a heartbreaking final season in the desert. Phoenicians can thank Mike Smith and his Vezina-caliber performance for keeping this team afloat, winning its first division title in franchise history.

It seems like the Nashville Predators are everyone’s sleeper team to come out of the west this year. Pekka Rinne has been in beast mode all season long as the Preds are finally garnering the attention they rightfully deserve. All that talk about a lack of scoring is complete nonsense since the team ranks eighth in the entire league in goals. The addition of Alexander Radulov should only improve the Preds’ depth at forward. Music City is going all-in this post-season. Wings fans should be worried.

Once considered the cream of the crop of the west, Detroit doesn’t even have home-ice advantage during the first round this year. How the mighty have fallen. However, nobody should count out a skilled, veteran-filled Wings team. The Wings are post-season warriors and have that ability to crank up the effort level with Lord Stanley on the line. Detroit can easily upend any of these western teams if Jimmy Howard channels his inner Dominik Hasek.

Chi-town has some huge question marks heading into the playoffs. First, how effective will Jonathan Toews be upon his return? Second, will the Hawks get decent goaltending? And lastly, will Patrick Kane suddenly display his goal-scoring prowess? Ultimately, Chicago will put up a good fight, but an early round exit seems likely at this point. This summer, management needs to add a mobile defenceman, like the one they gave up in the Brian Campbell trade to Florida.

Antii Niemi has been too shaky for San Jose’s liking. An early matchup against the well-rounded Blues spells bad news for the Sharks, who are eager to make a deep playoff push or risk seeing its team torn apart in the off-season. Besides Joe Thornton and Logan Couture, the rest of the club’s leaders have been fairly inconsistent and downright maddening at times throughout the season. The Sharks have no bite for playoff contention.

Notwithstanding their eighth seed, the L.A. Kings have the available talent to overthrow the powerhouse Canucks in the first round. Jonathan Quick has been a rock in the net yet again, finally establishing himself as a premier goalie within the league. The trade for Jeff Carter was a shot of adrenaline to the Kings’ anemic offence, as now it has finally awoken from its season-long slumber. Anything less than a first round victory will be deemed a failure in L.A.

Eastern Conference Preview:

Looking at the standings, no one will have more confidence than the first-place New York Rangers. Trying to bring the title back to Broadway for the first time since 1994, the Rangers surpassed expectations by finishing atop the Eastern Conference standings. This is a well-coached group, but it remains to be seen whether they can hang around with more physical teams.

The Boston Bruins enter the playoffs with sights set on becoming the NHL’s first repeat champions in over a decade. Boston is a hard-working team that doesn’t count on any one star (Tyler Seguin led them with only 67 points). The core of last year’s Cup-winning squad remains intact, and last year’s experience should carry them deep into the postseason.

The Florida Panthers are making their first playoff appearance since 2000. With 18 overtime losses, some may question how much the Panthers deserve their seed as division champions, but Florida was the model of consistency, leading the South(l)east for nearly half the season. Florida will rely on forwards Tomas Fleischmann and Kris Versteeg tokickstart their offence, while Brian Campbell should continue to provide stability on the back-end.

The fourth-seeded Pittsburgh Penguins excelled even before Sidney Crosby returned to action, and are loaded with tons of game breakers. The Penguins are strong at every position, posting a whopping +61 goal differential and having stormed to within a point of the league’s best record. Pittsburgh will be a popular Stanley Cup pick as long as they can get past their rivals, the Philadelphia Flyers.

The Flyers will be a tough out for Pittsburgh and others if they advance, as their top forwards not only can score in bunches but also can physically intimidate opponents. After trading two former faces of the franchise, Mike Richards and Jeff Carter, in the off-season, Claude Giroux is the new king in Philly and answered the bell with a Hart Trophy-worthy campaign. Scott Hartnell is the emotional leader, and is one of the best two-way forwards in the league, while also leading the team with 37 goals.

The New Jersey Devils have made their reputation over the year with stifling defence and that will be a major factor if they are to go far in the playoffs. New Jersey’s roster is a mix of old and new as the Devils relied on young guns like Adam Larsson and Adam Henrique along with the seemingly immortal Martin Brodeur to get back into the post-season.

The seventh-ranked Washington Capitals enter the playoffs with their lowest expectations in years. A midseasoncoaching change was emblematic of an incosistent season as the Caps hovered around the playoff line for much of the year. The usual cast of characters are back, but injuries to goaltenders Tomas Vokoun and Michael Neuvirth means that fans in Washington may be disappointed once again.

On the other hand, the fans of the Ottawa Senators are playing with house money. Expected to fight for the first overall draft pick, Ottawa surpassed the expectations of pundits everywhere by putting together a solid season and scoring a ton of goals. The Senators falter when they have trouble keeping the puck out of their net, but with Craig Anderson back from injury, this team has the potential to surprise, having won season series against the Rangers, Panthers, Penguins, and Flyers.

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Blitzkrieg and Jitterbugs: McGill during wartime

Elizabeth Hillman Waterston enrolled at McGill in September 1939—the same month that Hitler’s Panzer divisions first rolled into Poland and World War II began. When one thinks about how fraught with tension the McGill campus has been this year, with students locking horns over issues like the Quebec government’s proposed tuition fee increases, it is hard to even imagine how volatile campus politics must have been in Hillman’s time, when government proposals concerned policies of mass conscription, and when fighting for a cause was meant in the literal sense of the word.

Hillman, now a professor emeritus at the University of Guelph, has fortunately made the tricky task of imagining what the McGill campus was like during World War II a much easier one, having just published her memoirs, Blitzkrieg and Jitterbugs: College Life in Wartime, 1939-1942 with the McGill-Queen’s University Press. The book is written in a lively and engaging style, bringing to light a remarkable viewpoint of World War II, and of a very different student life compared to today’s.

On the one hand, Hillman’s view of the war is an abstract one, formed from the confines of an isolated ivory tower which remained unaffected by the fighting itself: Montreal was far from the tangible dangers of the war, and sonorous lectures,  “freshette tea parties,” and essay assignments continued in defiance of the Nazi threat.

Yet on the other hand, Hillman makes it patently clear that the war still haunted McGill campus life, radically politicisingclasses and classmates alike, and transforming the university into a vital cog in Canada’s war machine: many students and younger professors signed up to the armed forces and were shipped off to Europe, the Middle East, or Asia; trigonometry professors were rushed off to help advise the government on how to lay mines and sink U-boats; multilingual professors were commissioned to crack enemy codes; chemistry classes focused on testing different forms of poisonous gases; physics classes specialised in improving radar technologies; psychology research looked at pain tolerance to assess the effects of torture; and female students spent a lot of their classes “knittin’ for Britain,” sending over knitted woolen clothes for families left homeless by the London Blitz.

Hillman’s main achievement in Blitzkrieg and Jitterbugs is her creation of a sense of immediacy throughout the book, using the present tense effectively to press home how urgent and extraordinary the wartime situation was, interlacing the prose with bold and daunting student newspaper headlines like, “Canada Declares War on Japan,” and “Nazis place 1,000 Czech Students in Concentration Camps.” Even more striking is how Hillman contrasts this state of global urgency with the cheerful jocularity of student life, in one breath mentioning the brave and desperate fighting of the alpine ski soldiers in the Norwegian snows, while in the next—in a twist of irony—recounting the fun, frivolous and carefree student skiing trips to the Laurentian mountains.

Other less savoury aspects of campus life are explored with gusto. In particular, Hillman flashes a torch onto the gender discrimination of the day, pointing out the complete absence of women in the faculties of law and mathematics, and noting the fact that Quebec women were not even granted the vote until 1940. Equally well-observed is how separate the anglophone Montreal community was from the francophone community during the war, socially as well as linguistically.

What makes the reading of this book so unsettling is how external politics managed to pervade every aspect of academia so thoroughly. It is not just about the classes using their expertise to help with the war effort; it is also the more remarkable and shocking fact that even English literature classes began to proselytize about the merits of warfare, with professors championing the virtues of Chaucer’s man-at-arms, and lauding Milton’s vows to oppose tyranny at all costs. Even more shocking is how the highest form of feedback in physical education classes was to attain the grade of “fit for service.”

The most disappointing facet of the book is that it finishes in 1942, when the war is still very much in the balance. Furthermore, there is not quite enough of a discussion about what the book’s characters went on to do later on in their lives—a topic that would have made for an interesting epilogue. But for the most part, Blitzkrieg and Jitterbugs is a highly enjoyable read, as well as being a highly informative glimpse into McGill’s past.

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The hypocrisy of “artist supporters”

I’ll admit it: I used to download music illegally. Let’s face it, nearly everyone who owns a computer with Internet access has, at one point in their life, downloaded a song, album, or even an entire musical collection through suspicious avenues. It’s become so popular that entire music stores have restructured their inventory to contain fewer CDs and more books, DVDs, and other music-related paraphernalia in order to remain in the black at the end of each year.

I stopped downloading music a couple of years ago. People often give me an odd look when I confess that my raving love for music is coupled with great enjoyment of actually purchasing the physical copy of the album. To say that my sudden change of heart came from some sort of moral conflict, a desire to do the ‘right thing,’ would be a lie. I stopped downloading music when my hard drive was corrupted and years of files vanished because of my downloading. As I returned to buying CDs, I found myself enthralled with cover art, the booklets, the song lyrics, the liner notes, and the feeling I was finally supporting the artists I love.

Over the years, I’ve encountered plenty of resistance from self-proclaimed “record label haters” who have condemned my habit of buying physical albums. These haters all have the same argument: “I never buy albums because they don’t encourage the artist. All it does is feed the greedy record labels who starve musicians and keep all the money for themselves. I download my music, but I also go to artists’ concerts instead. That’s the way a true fan supports musicians.” Excuse me?

First of all, let me address the issue of the supposed minimal amount of money artists receive from album sales. Admittedly, I am not a budding artist, so I don’t know anything about the standard entry-level contract. But, through speaking with musicians, I’ve learned that they do actually get some money when they sell albums! It might seem obvious, but that little fact is something record label haters seem to forget. In their own world, these people imagine that every single dollar from album sales goes to the record label and none to the musicians. But in the real world, when I buy an album, I directly contribute to the livelihood of the artists I love, however little money that may be.

Secondly, record label haters like to blame the labels for stifling the development of artists through poor deals. What they forget is that without the resources of their label, most artists we know and love would never come to be. Burning CDs may seem like a very simple thing for the average consumer, but, having been involved in the making of many CDs, I can tell you that recording is an extremely long and strenuous process. A good album requires high quality recording equipment, costly mixing software, and an enormous amount of time and know-how, and that’s excluding the work that goes into simply distributing and selling the album. Unless a band has a huge amount of money available as an initial investment—which is rarely the case—artists must rely on the resources that a record label can offer them.

Finally, for those who refuse to buy albums but contribute to the artist by going to concerts, remember this: you may be giving money to the artist, but you’re also giving a whole lot of money to the promoter, the venue, the sound engineers, and to the equipment sellers. Before spitting on CD purchasers like me, give thanks to the albums and record labels, both of which allow the artist to not just spread their music but feed their family. That is what a true fan should do.

 

–Christopher Nardi

Arts & Entertainment

Bully is a wake-up call for more than just students

After a typical day of school, 12-year-old Alex Libby jumps on the trampoline in his yard, or walks around the neighbourhood, delicately holding hands with his angelic sister Jada. Sometimes, he throws rocks near the train tracks behind his house as the burly freights pass. In the morning, Alex heads back to East Middle School where he is greeted by cries of “fishface,” and endures a torturous bus ride; he is stabbed with pencils, strangled, and has his head beaten against the seat. Although he tries to laugh it off and convince himself that his tormentors are just joking, Alex’s mother unequivocally tells him that the only connection he shares with them is as the object of their violence. Alex flatly replies, “You say these people aren’t my friends. Then what friends do I have?’’

Alex is one of the subjects Lee Hirsch profiles in Bully. Others include Kelby Johnson, a 16-year-old lesbian who copes with her townspeople’s vitriol through her tightknit circle of friends; Ja’Meya Jackson, who wanted to teach her bullies a lesson by bringing a gun on the school bus; and Ty Field, the grade six boy who received a suspension for shoving his long-time bully, and then shot himself in his parents’ bedroom.

Hirsch, who was bullied himself, tells these stories in a clean, almost sterile manner, abstaining from any verbal narration. We benefit from his distanced approach, since our objectless indignation and sympathy do not stem from the polish that is acquired through production, but rather through the cruelty of the events themselves.

Alex’s story seems the most viscerally pitiful. Born some three months premature, he suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome, which noticeably hobbles his understanding of social relationships. Apart from his circumstances themselves, Hirsch amplifies the sense of misery by virtue of his complete access to film throughout Alex’s school—in one terribly lonely scene we see him awkwardly milling about the other children during recess, taking long, deliberate strides to nowhere.

Hirsch’s camera also introduces viewers to Kim Lockwood, the vilely myopic assistant principal of Alex’s school. When Alex’s parents confront her with the footage of his daily abuse aboard the bus, Lockwood assures them that the children on his bus route are “just as good as gold.” She then assumes a vapid smile, and proceeds to show them a photo of her granddaughter. It is this sort of neutered, anaesthetized response on the part of authority figures that prevents victims from telling others about their suffering.

Unfortunately, Hirsch misses an opportunity to prove his journalistic mettle when documenting the suicide of 17-year-old Tyler Long. Poignantly portrayed in the film as a boy driven to suicide by a barrage of bullying, Tyler is the subject of a mendaciously two-dimensional account. Rather than showing him as a bullied, mentally ill boy (bipolar, ADHD,Asperger’s) who was removed from his honours and AP classes by his parents, and whose girlfriend had recently left him (as Emily Bazelon’s thoroughly-researched Slate piece shows him to be), he was depicted as a shamefully crude sketch.

With Bully garnering a PG-13 rating, and many young students certain to see it, Hirsch perniciously simplifies Long’s death, giving a potentially fatal model to victims. In such affecting documentaries, filmmakers’ veracity should be held to a higher standard. With Bully, Hirsch jolts the audience’s indignation. It is disappointing that he wasn’t more honest about it.

Arts & Entertainment

Indie pop at the top

Fun’s name itself is the best descriptor of their music. The band’s second album, Some Nights, was released in February, and their single “We Are Young” skyrocketed to the top of the charts, making them the first band since 2002 to reach number one on the Billboard Top 100 with their first single.

Fun’s rise to success seems to have happened overnight. “We Are Young” was featured on an episode of Glee well before it became a hit single, and though the TV rendition gained plenty of notoriety, the band was determined to turn their original into a hit. By March, they were featured as the cover story for Billboard Magazine.

“It’s very exciting,” guitarist Jack Antonoff exclaims. “I mean, it feels very atypical from most chances and how things normally happen.”

The group likes to think of the band as an extension of their respective careers. Each member originally came from a different band, and Some Nights is only their second album together. Their individual experiences of struggling independently makes their newfound success all the more exciting, as well as grounding.

“It’s kind of like the feeling you have when you’re younger and you see your grade school teacher at the supermarket, and it’s weird because you can’t picture them outside of school,” Antonoff says. “It’s like two worlds colliding; and that’s basically how we feel when we look at our ticket sales or hear ourselves on the radio. It’s physically very weird.”

Fun makes their gratitude to their fans abundantly clear, expressing their appreciation regardless of their status as rising musicians.

“When things are kind of happening on a bigger level it can be slightly alienating for a lot of fans who have been there for a long time,” Antonoff explains. “It’s really vital to us that we remind all the people who have been supporting us for years that it’s still us, and we’re still just making songs we like and [are] happy to be able to play them for everyone.”

Coming from different musical backgrounds and having dealt with the music industry through separate paths, each member wants to build their career with integrity. Through their tenure as Fun, they’ve learned and matured together.

“In our early 20s we really hated the idea of being told what to do, and we were all about releasing our own record,” Antonoff says. “But now we have confidence. We know what we want to do and how to execute it. We’ve realized the benefits of being signed to a major label and are very appreciative of it.”

Regardless, they retain their hesitance about the industry. The album’s intro song, “Some Nights,” opens up with the line, “Tea parties and Twitter; I’ve never been so bitter.” However, it seems as if Fun has figured out a way to work on their own terms.

“We have a code that we follow which is basically, in a non-arrogant way, to just do whatever we want whenever we want,” Antonoff explains. “At the end of the day, it’s really us out there; it’s our songs, our faces, our visions. We’re constantly putting ourselves in positions where we’re surrounded by people who really understand that and can help that process. I think it’s pretty rare that we can play by our own rules and also work with bigger companies; usually those two don’t go hand in hand.”

The members of Fun seem comfortable with their current status. Along with huge success, they are happy with the way things have worked out and look forward to continue making music people love. But most importantly of all, they’re having fun doing it.

Fun performs on April 30 at Cabaret du Mile End. Tickets are $16.50.

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Whedon’s cabin fever

The less you know about The Cabin in the Woods, the better chance you’ll enjoy it. Co-written by Joss Whedon (FireflyBuffy the Vampire Slayer) and directed by fellow Buffy writer Drew Goddard, hardcore fans won’t need much more than the blunt tagline to know what to expect: “Five friends go to a remote cabin in the woods. Bad things happen.”

For those of you who might need more convincing, the basic premise is to take a classic horror movie and turn it on its head. On one level, this movie really is just a run-of-the-mill, blood and guts extravaganza, with the victims embodying the five classic stereotypes of the horror genre: the athlete, the nerd, the slut, the fool, and the virgin. But this classic formula is given a sinister twist once the audience realizes that they aren’t the only ones watching the mayhem unfold.

The film pays tribute to the horror genre while simultaneously mocking itself. At some points, it’s reminiscent of Scary Movie, although not quite as ridiculous. Where many scary movies boost their production value through gruesome new weapons and fake organs—often at the expense of dialogue and character development—Cabin features Whedon’strademark wit, brilliantly delivered by a dream cast of both veteran and up-and-coming actors. Heartthrobs ChrisHemsworth (Thor) and Jesse Williams (Grey’s Anatomy) play the athlete and the nerd, respectively, and newcomers Kristin Connolly and Anna Hutchison play the virgin and the slut with gusto. Fran Kranz steals the show as the foolish stoner, and established actors Richard Jenkins (Burn After ReadingStep Brothers) and Bradley Whitford (The West Wing) also add some unexpected flavour. The main cast brings depth to characters that are initially presented as archetypal, giving the audience a gory horror movie with all the familiar plot points, while also offering a chance to actually root for the young victims.

The film’s pacing keeps it from feeling too much like any other tired, predictable scary movie. As promised, it’s aslasher film, but Whedon and Goddard’s unique perspective on horror, namely frequent and unique scene cuts, are enough to keep the audience guessing, and ensures that there is never a dull moment. By the end of the movie, so many questions about human nature and juxtaposing perspectives have been brought up that one might want to head right back into the theatre and watch it again. It’s a brilliant mix of bloodshed and ironic humour that is thoroughly the product of Joss Whedon, and it’s great.

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Twenty years on, Dandy Warhols stay strong

After performing for nearly 20 years, it’s understandable when artists get a little too used to the sound checks, interviews, and general wear and tear of life on the road. Yet, talking to Dandy Warhols’ lead singer Courtney Taylor-Taylor offers a refreshing surprise. While years of doing interviews might leave some artists with a large supply of stock answers, Taylor-Taylor is spontaneous, genuine, and honest. He offers up new elaborations on what might seem like old observations.

The band, comprised of members Taylor-Taylor, Peter Holmstrom,Zia Mccabe, and Brent Deboer, has been performing since 1994,  and Taylor-Taylor looks forward to performing material from their upcoming tenth album, This Machine, on their European tour this summer.

“The most constant awareness that I have during a European tour is that you can’t read a damn thing that’s on any [highway] sign,” he says. “The music part is fairly constant the world over. We are the same band, more or less, and the audience is fairly similar, so you don’t attract [the] kinds of people that you wouldn’t want to hang out with.”

Whether it’s touring the continent or laying down new tracks, the Dandy Warhols are rarely free. According to Taylor-Taylor, they’re “constantly making music,” working with producer Jeremy Sheerer at their own studio.

“Jeremy is just our house guy, he’s the angel of our studio, so we’ve been working with him constantly for years now,” he explains. “I don’t know if a week has gone by in nine years that we haven’t recorded something; a b-side or a tribute for someone’s tribute record.”

Taylor-Taylor has a hard time identifying his favourite place to perform, but he knows exactly what to look for in a venue.

“I think the size and shape of the room is important because that [affects] the acoustics,” he explains. “The texture of the walls, do they echo? How close are the walls to where I’m standing? How much are they influencing what I hear? Is the stage wood or is it carpeted?”

As far as the upcoming tour goes, the band is especially excited to perform “Well They’re Gone,” which they have made available as a free download on their website.

“We’re all extremely excited to play that one live,” he says. “I just like playing new songs live because, you know, we’ve been playing ‘Not If You Were the Last Junkie On Earth’ for 16 years now, and it’s fun, we’re very good at it, but it’s great to have new songs too.”

When speaking about the group’s songwriting methods, Taylor-Taylor notes that their growing experience and skill in the studio, coupled with their obvious passion for their art, promises a strong future for the Dandy Warhols.

“I have to wait for [songs] to happen to me, but generally once I have one, then I take it to the band and go, check this out, and we start playing it, and we all play it together, and then everyone works out what they want to play on it … It’s incredibly inspiring.”

Dandy Warhols play Theatre Corona on June 2. Tickets are $31.25 and go on sale Friday April 13.

Arts & Entertainment

Summer Playlist

Summer is almost upon us. Enjoy this self-indulgent playlist from the Tribune Editorial Board.

Neon Indian—“Terminally Chill” (from Psychic Chasms)

Kanye West feat. Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz—“Mercy”

Dunson—“Count On It” (from The Investment)

Baby Eagle—“Brave Women” (from Bone Soldiers)

Deerhunter—“He Would Have Laughed” (from Halcyon Digest)

Best Coast—“The Only Place” (from The Only Place)

Macklemore—“Stay At Home Dad”

Duran Duran—“Rio” (from Rio)

Jay-Z—“Heart of the City” (from The Blueprint)

Madness—“One Step Beyond” (from One Step Beyond…)

Said the Whale— “Camilo (The Magician)” (from Islands Disappear)

The Wombats—“Techno Fan” (from This Acoustic Glitch)

Childish Gambino—“Freaks and Geeks” (from EP)

Science & Technology

Uncovering the universe’s deep, dark secrets

Imagine if you were to throw your keys up in the air, and instead of slowing and falling back down, they sped up towards the ceiling. As counterintuitive as it might seem, this is one appropriate analogy for the way our universe behaves. According to fundamental laws of physics, since the Big Bang, physicists thought the expansion of the universe had to slow. The universe is full of matter and the attractive force of gravity pulls all matter together. However, in 1998, the Hubble telescope provided evidence that our amazing universe is actually expanding at an accelerating rate.

No one expected this, and no one knew how to explain it, but something was causing it. (Ironically, this Nobel-winning discovery came from a mission whose initial goal was to measure how much this expansion is expected to slow down over time).

Scientists still don’t have an explanation for this mysterious anti-gravity force, but they have given the phenomenon a name: dark energy. We know how energy exists in the universe from studying how it affects the expansion of the universe’s elements. Observing space with the naked eye would suggest that the universe is mostly empty, but dark energy is at work in 70 per cent of those ‘empty’ spaces, relentlessly pushing elements in the universe apart.

There is no direct way to interact with dark energy and measure its properties, and this is a profound problem inunravelling its mystery.

Unlike normal energy, dark energy does not seem to act through any of the fundamental forces of nature other than gravity. The evidence for dark energy is indirect. One of the ways researchers currently infer its existence is by watching massive galaxy clusters, some of the biggest elements in the universe, and mapping their movements to see how dark energy interacts with them.

In an effort to measure this, the South Pole Telescope (SPT), which measures 10 metres in diameter, was built at the southernmost point on Earth in Feb., 2007. The U.S. National Science Foundation-funded SPT initiative is an international collaboration between over a dozen mostly North American institutions, including McGill.

Tijme de Haan, a graduate student in physics at McGill and a lead author of a recent paper submitted to The Astrophysical Journal that analyzed galaxy clusters using SPT data, spoke to the Tribune about the project.

“The SPT is designed to detect the millimetre wavelength of light called the cosmic microwave background (CMB),” he said. “It is the earliest light in the universe emitted when it was 3,000 years old. By inferring its properties, we can capture a snapshot of the universe as it was long ago.”

Scientists believe that studying the CMB enables us to gather clues about the birth, evolution, and eventual fate of the universe. The CMB, which is just leftover radiation from the Big Bang, journeyed throughout the universe for 14 billion years, carrying information about cosmological evolution. It plays a role in mapping the geography of massive galaxy clusters from which we can derive the influence dark energy played in their evolution.

“Our paper is basically about counting galaxy clusters and looking at how many there are as a function of how far away they are and [then] inferring about dark energy,” de Haan said. “CMB leaves ‘shadows’ of very large galaxy structures across [the] history of the universe … Using the data from the SPT, we can go as far back in time as we want to see whether these galaxy clusters were formed very early on or just very recently. It gives us an idea of how fast galaxies were formed over cosmic time.”

Einstein’s cosmological constant was introduced in the theory of general relativity to accommodate a static universe,  which was the theory during his era. To keep the universe from collapsing under gravity like a house of cards, Einstein hypothesized there was a repulsive force at work, called the cosmological constant, that counteracted gravity’s tug.

“When Einstein was applying his theory to the universe, he found that there was a factor that allowed for the universe to expand and accelerate, but he set that term to zero because he thought that couldn’t happen for a static universe … Now that we know universe is accelerating, people have started to investigate that term,” Alex van Engelen, another McGill graduate student involved in the project, said.

Since its commission in Feb., 2007, the 28-tonne SPT has looked at 2,500 square degrees of the sky (approximately one-fifth of the southernmost sky), but according to de Haan, only a small fraction of the data gathered has been analyzed. The complete analysis of the full data might bring exciting cosmological breakthroughs.

“As data analysis is going on, and from additional observations from other telescopes, we were able to trace galaxy clusters, and measure the mass of neutrinos—very light, almost massless particles, with some radioactive decays,” de Haan said. “If neutrinos have mass, it slightly changes the class of structures or how structures collapse.”

Such extensive and precise measurements would not have been possible without the SPT.

“First of all, Antarctica is very high up, and there’s a very large ice sheet. So there’s a high elevation and it’s very cold, hence the air there becomes very dry. There’s very little water vapour so the SPTcan give us a clear picture of the sky without being contaminated (water can absorb millimetre wave signals),” explained de Haan.

Hopefully this clear picture will help researchers accurately map the distribution of matter in the universe, and, one day, uncover the secret identity of dark matter.

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