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Toronto Loudmouth Needs to Walk the Walk

Dion Phaneuf is a loud guy. You can have endless debates about his abilities, about his paycheque, or about his girlfriend (notorious puck bunny Elisha Cuthbert), but there’s no debating his mouth. And while his brashness may have excited the Toronto Maple Leafs enough for them to name him captain, it has also gotten him into a lot of trouble. I am almost certain that a statement he made last week in particular will come back to haunt him: “It’s definitely a playoff team. Our goal going into the start of this year is to make the playoffs,” he said. “Anything short of that is unacceptable.”

For a team that ranked 29th out of 30 NHL teams last season, that would be quite an accomplishment. While the Leafs’ payroll along the blue line resembles that of a playoff entente, there were many nagging questions as the Leafs entered into camp last week. Who will the scorers be, aside from Phil Kessel? Will the blue line hold up or crumble? And does J.S Giguere still have what it takes to be a starting goaltender? Unless there’s some sort of miracle, Phaneuf will have to accept the unacceptable at the end of the year.

But Phaneuf wasn’t thinking of a miracle when he made his statement; he was just being himself. And that’s his problem. He is too abrasive and too reckless to be a captain. Even Mark Messier, the man who made the famous guarantee in the ‘94 Finals, couldn’t follow through on his promise to lead the 2000 Rangers to the playoffs.

As a captain, Phaneuf has to be accountable to both his teammates and the legions of Leaf fans who are hanging on his every word. But these comments have been made and he has to move on. He needs to focus on playing like the seven-million-dollar defenceman that he is. That means avoiding 25-game goalless droughts when his offensive game is supposed to be among the NHL’s elite. It also means restraining himself from that big hit if it will put him out of position.

While I may not agree with his captaincy, I can appreciate what a superstar presence on such a young team means. Maybe the kids listened and will continue to listen to him because of his Norris nomination, because of his experience, or because they just found him agreeable (which I doubt). Whatever the reason, Dion has to understand that this is his team. No matter how hard things get from now on, he has to suck it up, be the big guy, and stop being the locker-room cancer he was rumoured to be in Calgary. A Phaneuf who cherishes his status is valuable to his team; one who doesn’t is just another overpaid, overrated Leafs superstar.

Which brings me back to my point: Dion Phaneuf is a loud guy. Whether that will be Dion the game-breaker or Dion the cheap talker, is up to him.

Sports

Redmen Shut Out Sherbrooke in Season Opener

The McGill Redmen introduced their fans to the new-look Molson Stadium in style with a comfortable 4-0 win over the Sherbrooke Vert et Or Friday night. The Redmen produced a solid, if unspectacular, display to overcome a nervous opening and earn the win, taking three points.

Both sides struggled to get into a passing rhythm in the first half, but the Redmen were better able to capitalize on their opportunities. Goals in the 19th and 30th minute—both assisted by man of the match, Yohann Capolungo—effectively ended the contest. Sherbrooke showed little ambition or ability to compete with the Redmen as the game went forward. McGill, meanwhile, looked increasingly comfortable, and barring one or two lapses in concentration sent the fans home happy. They polished off the night with two insurance goals in the 83rd and 89th minutes.

The early exchanges of the match were full of tackling, as both teams struggled to gain a foothold in the midfield. Sherbrooke may have just shaded for the opening 15 minutes, but they were almost completely reliant on the hopeful long ball. McGill, on the other hand, looked to build with short, quick passing.

The Redmen started to look like the better team in the 19th minute. Seizing a loose ball just outside of the area, Yohann Capolungo unleashed a fierce 20-yard drive. Sherbrooke keeper Benjamin Marquis could only parry it straight to the onrushing Cory Marcon, who coolly punched in the chance.

Although down 1-0, Sherbrooke almost scored an equalizer minutes later. McGill keeper Jean-Lou Gosselin, a spectator to that point, flapped at a cross and was relieved to see the ball fly off of the crossbar.

A flurry of activity starting in the 26th minute ended with McGill doubling their lead. Capolungo hit the bar with another long-range effort after a well played corner. A few minutes later, a lapse in defensive concentration gave Sherbrooke another opportunity to score. A hopeful poke forward from the Sherbrooke midfield found its way too easily through the McGill backline, leading to a partial break. The Vert et Or, however, could only muster a weak shot that Gosselin easily captured.

Stung out of complacency, McGill struck two minutes later with the match’s best move. The imposing Jeremy Hurdle won the ball at midfield and wasted no time in playing it into Capolungo’s path behind the Sherbrooke defense. Capolungo outpaced the fullback before drilling the ball across the goal for freshman striker Sebastian Munro, who tapped it in.

McGill ended the first half on a high note, and continued to perform in the second. Facing an opponent content to sit in their own half and hoist long balls forward, McGill was never threatened. The backline, which was excellent throughout, easily dealt with Sherbrooke’s barrage of high balls, its only form of attack. The last two goals, both involving the impressive William Hoyle, were icing on the cake.

Even though the match was routine, the Redmen will need to be in better shape for their upcoming matches, including one with No.1-ranked Laval next week.

“I’m happy with the result,” said Head Coach David Simon. “[but]I wouldn’t say I’m happy with the performance. This team has a lot of potential and can do far better than they did, mostly in terms of being consistent. Against Laval, if we’re not consistent for 90 minutes, we’re going to have problems.”

Match star Yohann Capolungo echoed his sentiments.

“It was not the best game, the way of playing, but it’s going to get better and better. It’s a good start.”

Sports

Morin-Boucher Nets Hat Trick

Coming off an impressive pre-season (6-1-1), the McGill Martlets’ 5-1 victory Friday over the Sherbrooke Vert et Or showed nothing but promise.

The first goal of the match came from veteran striker Alexandra Morin-Boucher in the 10th minute of play. Assisted by a long drive from freshman forward Stephanie Avery, she shot a low strike across to the left corner of the net. Ten minutes later, she struck again with a pass from rookie midfielder Hannah Rivkin.

In the 23rd minute, Sherbrooke was awarded a penalty kick on a disputed shirt-pulling call. Vert et Or veteran striker Adréanne Gagne, put the ball just out of the rookie goalkeeper Valerie Labbé’s reach, putting the score to 2-1.

McGill controlled Sherbrooke for much of the first half, but after some halftime lineup alterations the Vert et Or’s defensive line solidified. The improvements, however, were not enough to stop Morin-Boucher from completing her hat trick in the 58th minute.

The Martlets’s goal streak continued as rookie midfielder Meghan Bourque buried a shot behind Sherbrooke keeper Marie-Michelle Coulombe.

In the final minute of the second half prior to injury time, rookie striker Bianca Cordileone scored the Martlets’s fifth goal after her substitution for Morin-Boucher. Seven freshman players got playing time, and they showed plenty of potential.

“I know what to expect from them,” said Head Coach Marc Mounicot, “I know their qualities, they were recruited because of those qualities. I think they did pretty well … and I’m quite positive about the future.”

Although the game was controlled by the Martlets’ offence, the win would not have been possible without the impermeable defence line. Led by team captain and star Katherine Green, there was not much the Vert et Or could do to break through.

The dauntless and quick-thinking freshman keeper Labbé ended the game with four phenomenal saves, only faltering on the penalty kick in the first half. Despite her lack of experience, Labbé should be a valuable pillar for the team.

Green, who has been enduring a recurring knee injury, was carried off the field after a collision in McGill’s penalty box. The plan is for Green to rest for the remainder of the weekend to recover.

“We are going to have to have some of the younger girls step up and command the play from the back,” said Green. “As well [as] the new keeper, Val. [She] is a great keeper, [and] is going to have to lead the team and see the field and see the play.”

The Martlets concluded their 2009 season as the second overall team in the QSSF, narrowly beating out the third-place Vert et Or by one point. This season, with the addition of 12 new recruits and the return of seasoned veterans, the Martlets will set out to outdo the Vert et Or for the top spot in the Quebec league.

Sports

Undefeated Redmen Lacrosse Team Pound Toronto

The varsity lacrosse Redmen delivered a walloping 12-3 victory over the University of Toronto’s Varsity Blues at Forbes Field Sunday.

The Blues started things off quickly, taking early leads. But once the game settled down and the refs eased up on their whistles, McGill was able to control possession and the game. The Redmen scored four unanswered goals for a 7-3 halftime lead, and cemented the win by outscoring Toronto 5-0 in the second half.

A lot of credit for the lopsided score goes to McGill goalie Guy Fox, who made some timely and spectacular saves.

Like his goalie, Head Coach Tim Murdoch is determined to keep expectations under control and take the games as they come. “Right now we’re 2-0 and on top of the East along with Bishop’s and Carleton. We talked about championships last year a lot; this year we’re just going to talk about beating Bishop’s in Lennoxville [to] knock them off and go 3-0and we’ll look ahead from there.”

It is probably too early to tell what the future holds for this team; it has many new parts and success will depend on how they gel. But Murdoch is optimistic, voicing “really, really high hopes for the rest of the season.”

The game against Toronto gave him reason to hope, not least in the offensive power of senior Noah Miller’s four goals. When asked about his top goal-scorer, coach Murdoch praised him effusively. “[Noah Miller] is a good example of an excellent athlete, a strong student and someone that brings a lot to the table on the field and in the classroom,” he said. “He’s a leader, and unfortunately he’s a senior so we only have him for this season.”

A blend of youth and experience should make this an exciting year, but the players and coaches are not caught up in it. The only thing on any of their minds is playing Bishop’s next week at Lennoxville and getting the win.

“We’ve got to carry [this momentum] into next week. We’ve got to take it day-by-day and our next challenge is Bishop’s on Thursday,” said Fox.

–Sam Hunter

Arts & Entertainment, Film and TV

Outlive, Outplay, Outlast

Thailand. Guatemala. Panama. Fiji. Micronesia. The list goes on. Any television show filmed in these places is automatically cool in my books. Of course I’m talking about Survivor, the best show on television. I usually get the same reaction when I talk about the show; “You still watch that?” Or eve; “That’s still on?” Yes, Survivor is still on and I still watch it. It’s been 10 years, 20 seasons, and Survivor is still just as awesome as it was when it first aired. No one can convince me otherwise.

 

Reality TV is now just as commonplace as weeknight sitcoms. But Survivor, which first aired in 2000, is what sparked the reality TV revolution. And nothing compares to it. Though the show doesn’t really require people to survive in the most literal sense, Survivor lives up to its name. At its core, Survivor is really a social game that asks the question: “How far will people go for money?” Being stranded on an island and left to fend for themselves really does get to the players.

 

The show does a great job of picking a diverse group of people with different personalities, and it’s interesting to watch how each of the players progresses throughout the game. Civilization decorates and materializes people to the maximum, but throwing complete strangers on a remote island is the perfect way to reveal our species’ true primitive nature.

 

A lot of people hate Survivor for different reasons. First, I’ve heard people say it’s repetitive. The show hasn’t changed very much since its inception, but this is what makes it so great. It doesn’t try to be something it isn’t; the show remains a game that is meant to showcase the contestants, which is exactly what reality TV should be about. Every season of Survivor gets a whole new cast of people, and this is what makes each season unique.

 

Second, I’ve heard people say it’s fake. Wrong. Survivor is real. Of course we don’t see everything that goes on behind the scenes. And yes, there are producers, camera people, and medics always on site. If they have to get somewhere miles away they will be transported. But all aspects of the show that make it Survivor are still real. They really do sleep in homemade shelters on the ground, find and make their own food, compete in intense challenges on essentially empty stomachs, form alliances, and vote people out. It’s all real. How do I know this? I just do, OK?

 

Also, it’s been 10 years, and Jeff Probst is still hot! But of course that’s just a minor detail. The point is this: Survivor is a remarkable part of our generation’s culture, and everyone should recognize it. Survivor: Nicaragua premiers on September 15, and will feature a battle of the ages (the teams are separated into old and young). I urge you to join me and watch!

Arts & Entertainment, Theatre

Oinking out the Laughs in Fat Pig

Angie Radczenko

Offering a refreshing but often all-too-realistic presentation of human nature, Fat Pig is a new play to come from Montreal’s Through Line Productions and Theatre Sainte Catherine. Written by film director, playwright, and screenwriter Neil LaBute-best known for In the Company Of Men, and Nurse Betty with Reneé Zellweger-the script is an unforgiving portrayal of society’s vain obsession with looks and body types.

Fat Pig is, unsurprisingly, the story of an oversized woman named Helen who faces tremendous difficulties in her life and relationships because of her hefty figure. When she finally meets a guy she likes-Tom, a normal-sized businessman- her constant self-deprecation is a source of tension for the would-becouple. Helen’s lack of self-confidence is only exacerbated by Tom’s buddies, who urge him to get rid of his “whale of a girlfriend.”

Despite Helen’s often frustrating insecurities, she becomes a lovable character as we witness her most intimate moments firsthand. The audience finds itself rooting for the triumph of this unlikely duo. The play, however, goes even deeper. Although Helen outwardly insists that she is fully comfortable in her own skin, when reading between the lines, her sense of humour-which lends itself to many hilarious and entertaining moments-suggests she is  a deeply troubled woman.

Most of all, the play acutely reminds us of the way we treat the people around us. Our actions, words, and blatant judgments can be crucial in determining how a person conceives of his or her own self worth. Fat Pig encourages us to rethink our own behaviour, without being too trite or clichéd.

Fat Pig will be playing ON September 18 at Theatre Sainte Catherine, 264 Sainte Catherine Street East. For show times and information, visit www.theatrestecatherine.com.

Arts & Entertainment, Music

Experimentation, Collaboration, and Dance

Nitasha Kapoor

This fall, Canadian musician Dan Snaith, also known as Caribou, is embarking on a three-month world tour across North America, South America, and Europe in support of his sixth studio album, Swim. The tour, comprised of 10 European festival dates and over 80 cities worldwide, will showcase Caribou’s explosive live presence, as well as his talents as a solo artist.

Snaith is from Dundas, Ontario, but currently resides in  England. On the road he is joined by fellow musicians Ryan Smith, Brad Weber, and John Schmersal, who together create a new and vibrant live show that is in a constant reinvention. The ongoing experimentation and collaboration between Snaith and his bandmates is important to his artistic process, and the change in dynamic between recording solo and playing live with a band is often welcome.

“We had three days off [recently] and we spent them going back and rehearsing and changing the set,” Snaith explains. “We’re playing a bunch of songs that we’ve never played before [and] we’re playing songs that we haven’t played in a long time. We are playing a lot of stuff from the new record,” he continues, “[but] we’ve reworked a lot of songs so drastically that they’re completely different.”

This is part of what makes Caribou a unique and unpredictable live act.

“I like the process of recording, of having control over every little thing,” he says. “And I also like collaborating and improvising and having it be more unexpected and uncontrolled when we’re performing.”

In addition to extensive touring and festival performances, Snaith has also received critical acclaim of Caribou albums, most notably Andorra, winner of the 2008 Polaris Music Prize. His most recent release, Swim, has been shortlisted for the 2010 Polaris Music Prize, which will be awarded later this month.

Caribou’s success in Canada-and Snaith’s national pride-has remained strong despite his relocation to London 10 years ago. Up until 2004, Snaith recorded and performed under the name Manitoba, until a lawsuit forced him to adopt Caribou as his new moniker.

“I wanted a name that had the same Canadian connotations [as Manitoba],” says Snaith. “Caribou had all the associations of the word ‘Manitoba’ for me.”

But despite his devotion to Canada, Snaith has seen his fan base grow worldwide in recent years.

“It strikes me more so how easily that music translates and how people come to our shows everywhere. Five hundred people come to our show in Seoul, or 1,000 people in Mexico City, and it’s just as many people as the ones who come to our shows in a city that I’ve spent a lot of time living in and played more often. It’s incredible.”

Since its release earlier this year, Swim has been touted by music critics as a successful but darker take on a psychedelic, dream-like sound, combining influences from rock, experimental, and various other genres. The album’s lyrics focus on the indecision and experimentation of love, rather than the emotional angst of his earlier releases.

One of Snaith’s main inspirations while creating Swim was European dance music, but Caribou has not turned into a dance band. He still focuses largely on unique instrumentation, harmonies, and vocal arrangements, which he combines  into cohesive (yet abstract) work.

“The recording process for me is so solitary. I never leave my house,” he says.

The transformative nature of Caribou’s recorded work lends itself to live performance in an interesting way, notes Snaith.

“Playing live is compromising what I had in mind, and the four of us working out what we collectively want it to sound like and changing [the music] as we play. As the tour goes on, songs change.”

After the tour wraps in December, Caribou shows no signs of slowing down.

“When I’m not on tour, I’m at home making music and living day-to-day life,” Snaith says. “The touring process is almost the polar opposite [of recording]; I’m always collaborating with the other guys in the band and always travelling and in a different place every night. But they’re both things that I enjoy doing, and musically they’re both things I enjoy doing, too.”

Caribou will be playing at Le National on September 16. Tickets are $22, and available at latulipe.ca.

Arts & Entertainment

Between the Lines

Credits: Theo Meyer, Meg Cramer, Ellie Marshall, Dan Beresh, with thanks to the Tribune editorial board.

Duration: 3:45

Posted: 09.17.10

In this episode of Between the Lines, the Tribune Editorial Board explores the mystery that is the Athletics Board and the drama that is unfolding surrounding AUS Frosh’s financial complications. Tune in for exciting news every week from this fantastic TVMcGill – Tribune collaboration.

Sports

In front of big crowd, Redmen lose another heartbreaker

John Kelsey

The Redmen started Friday night’s game off with a bang, as J.T. Thompson returned the opening kickoff 102 yards for a touchdown. Concordia’s Kris Pickering, however, returned the favour with a 62-yard punt return touchdown with under three minutes to go in the fourth quarter, giving his team the comeback victory by a score of 34-29.

Controlling the game for the first three quarters, the Redmen led 18-10 at the half and 24-13 at the end of the third. Concordia, however, outscored McGill 21-5 in the fourth to take the 42nd annual Shaughnessy Cup.

Thompson’s touchdown was the first-ever score for a McGill player on an opening kickoff. His 223 yards on four kickoff returns broke a 26-year-old Quebec conference record for single-game kickoff return yardage. But individual accolades don’t mean much to Thompson.

“To be honest, I’d rather take away all the individual performances that I had in order to get the W,” he said after the game. Thompson gave due respect to Concordia’s gritty comeback, but believes the Redmen deserve better luck after dropping two tight contests in consecutive weeks.

“We lose in overtime one week, and then this week it comes down to the last second, so the football gods just hate us right now,” he said.

Whoever you want to blame, you couldn’t have pinned it on the crowd. With an announced attendance of 5,346, the Fill the Stadium game was a rousing success. Red Thunder had a large and loud contingent in attendance, along with the McGill Kendo team (notable for their enormous homemade Lego heads) and a variety of other varsity clubs. Additionally, McGill had its own “green man”—an enthusiastic fan in a skintight electric-green bodysuit—dancing up a storm on the sidelines.

Monika Fabian, co-founder of Red Thunder, was happy with the turnout. “The audience always spurs the athletes so I’m glad we were here,” she said. “We gave them all [we had] and they did the best they could.”

Mike Bird, the team’s operations manager and video coordinator, noticed and appreciated the crowd’s enthusiasm.

“Love the crowd support,” he said. “[It] was awesome to see it. Big, right at the opening kickoff they got into the game and they never got out of it, so it was really enjoyable for our guys for sure.”

While the crowd was energetic for the whole game, the players flagged at a couple of crucial moments. With less than five minutes to go, and a single-touchdown lead, the Redmen stopped a Concordia drive at the McGill 25-yard line. One play later, Taylor Kuprowski fumbled the ball at the McGill 27. Concordia recovered in prime field position and scored a minute later to even the score at 27 apiece.

After a two and out by McGill, the punt came to Pickering, who returned for the score to give Concordia its first lead.

McGill marched back down the field, using a wide variety of receivers, including Canadian Interuniversity Sport receptions leader Charles-Antoine Sinotte, freshman Justene Edwards, and veteran Taylor Kuprowski to move the ball downfield.

The offence picked up quick yardage and forced Concordia into costly fouls while making its way to the Concordia 1-yard line, But Concordia’s last-minute goal-line stand stopped them from getting any further. QB Ryne Bondy’s final pass was tipped and picked off by Concordia CB Kyle Smith as the game’s last seconds ran down.

Despite the loss, the team is staying positive. “[We’re going to have] the confidence that we can be winning games and that it’s just a matter of playing the full 60 minutes and winning the game at the end,” Bird said.

For his part, Thompson knows that although the Redmen should have won this game, it means nothing going forward.

“‘Coulda,’ ‘shoulda,’ ‘woulda’ [are] not going to cut it in football,” he said. “You’ve just got to come out and take care of business. So we just [have to] reboot and come back hard against Montreal and try to get a win.”

The Redmen are at the University of Montreal next Friday and return home to play Sherbrooke for Homecoming on October 2.

Sports

Roger rocketing MLB towards unwatchability

Last week, police officers searched the offices of the Toronto Blue Jays and confiscated documents in connection with the perjury case against Roger Clemens. While baseball fans are asking whether he took steroids, what they should be asking is, “Who cares?”

In case you “misremembered,” Clemens’ case began when his name was mentioned in the Mitchell Report in December 2007. That report was the result of former U.S. Senator George Mitchell’s 21-month investigation into the use of steroids in Major League Baseball. Clemens denied the report’s allegations under oath before Congress, but was recently indicted on six counts of perjury.

Instead of reaching a bargain and ending this foolishness, Clemens defiantly pleaded not guilty in an effort to clear his name. Perhaps he did not take steroids, but there’s a plethora of evidence against him. The Rocket thinks that winning the case would prove once and for all that he stayed true to the integrity of the game.

Sorry, Roger, but the damage has already been done. Everyone, especially this columnist, is fed up with you. The result of this case does not matter. Your continued association with steroids has irreparably tarnished your name and legacy. All you have done now is delay an inevitable outcome.

But Roger isn’t the only one to blame. It is completely unnecessary for the U.S. judicial system to be involved in the steroid mess. Why do we need players testifying before Congress in the first place? Why is the government intent on spending millions of dollars on these cases when this money could be used in more important matters?

More than anything, though, the blame falls on one man: MLB commissioner Bud Selig. Selig and his associates should have dealt with the whole steroids issue in-house. Rather, the commissioner sat back and watched his sport come back to life on Mark McGwire’s enhanced forearms after the disastrous 1994 players’ strike. Players began hitting home runs at alarming rates and more fans started coming out to the ballpark.

As rumours of steroid use surfaced, it was never the government’s responsibility to police MLB. It was Selig’s job to oversee his league, and he failed. If he hadn’t turned a blind eye to an issue that he knew about all too well, he wouldn’t be stuck in his own mess.

The MLB is a frustrating league to love. Every time we get to marvel at new young talents like Jason Heyward, cases like Clemens’ remind us of the embarrassing past that hangs over the sport. Clemens’ decision to continue his battle in court is adding insult to injury.

Clemens was a remarkable player on the field, but his off-the-field antics have left a sour taste in the mouths of sports fans. I do not care about the outcome of Clemens’ trial. I simply want this issue to be over so I can follow the game I used to love.

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