Joke Issue: WetNation pulls off the intramural upset of the year April 2, 2012 by Jonathan Rosenbluth
Joke Issue: Principal XYZ occupies l’Autoroute 720 Chronicle office April 2, 2012 by Your Editor-in-Chief, Supreme Leader
Joke Issue: NUMAKA worker swept away in Fleuve McTavish April 2, 2012 by Le Duc de Beri, Truth Editor
Joke Issue: Students report sudden color-blindness after mobilization April 2, 2012 by The Princess of Mandel, Minion #1