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Cheering for Israel in the World Baseball Classic? It’s not just my imagination

Benedict Anderson, political scientist and scholar of nationalism, defines a nation as an “imagined community”; a group of people too large to have all met but with bonds—including any or all of blood, language, a common history, specific territory, and so on—that allows them to believe that they are travelling through history together. Coincidentally, in a week in which I have studied Anderson’s theory in two courses, I have confronted my own questions about which nation, or nations, I belong to.

On Wednesday, the Israeli baseball team played its first game in the qualifying round for the World Baseball Classic in 2013. While Israel has, in the past, patched together national teams to compete in small tournaments like the European Championships, nothing compares to the money, prestige, and media attention of baseball’s marquee international event. Qualifying meant a chance to compete with teams from the United States, Japan, and the Dominican Republic, as well as an opportunity to be crowned World Champions.

But this Israeli team was special. International baseball rules require not that a player be a citizen of a country, but that he have the ability to become a citizen of the nation he wishes to represent. Israel’s immigration laws, recognizing the fundamental Jewish character of the state, allow anyone with at least one Jewish grandparent to immigrate and become a citizen. This stands as a legacy of the brutal Nuremberg Laws of Nazi Germany, which used that criteria as an answer to the question, “Who is a Jew?”

Israel’s laws, therefore, mean that any Jew in the world can represent it in baseball on the international stage. Although the team does boast three Israeli-born players— pitcher Shlomo Lipetz made it into the ninth inning of the team’s first game—it is essentially a collection of the best Jewish baseball talent not playing in the Major Leagues. If Israel had qualified for the Classic (they lost an extra-inning thriller in the final game against Spain),  these players would likely have been replaced by household names like Ryan Braun, Ian Kinsler, and Kevin Youkilis, who are all Jewish. This has led to a rallying effect from significant parts of American Jewry to get behind the Israeli team in its efforts to qualify.

As a sports fan, a political science student, and a Jew, this essentially consumed my life all week.

By Anderson’s definition, the Jewish people are a nation. Though these are baseball players I have never met and likely will never meet—Lipetz did accept my Facebook friend request (creepy or legitimate expression of pride? You decide)—I feel a historic connection to them and to their quest for baseball glory. This is not merely a religious connection. Orthodox Judaism—which recognizes only those with a Jewish mother as being “legally” Jewish—would not consider many of these players as “members of the tribe.” However, the fact that they have chosen to wear the Star of David on their hat is enough for me. They are representing me on that field because we are members of the same nation, connected by language, blood, a shared history, and a love of the game of baseball.

What I’ve learned, however, is that one person can have more than one nation. Whenever I go back home, my bed is covered with news clippings on the exploits of both Jewish and Canadian athletes my father feels I should know about. As fervent as I was in my support of the Israeli team, I closely followed the story of the Canadian squad as it successfully qualified from the Regensburg, Germany bracket. I share something with those players as well: two languages, a common history, and a love of baseball (and hockey).

Much has been made of the connections between sports and politics, and particularly nationalism. This week, my geography professor asked how many students supported their countries at the Olympics this summer and nearly everyone raised their hand. While Anderson might argue that nationalism is an “imagined” social construct, the responses of the students in that class and the thousands of American Jews following the Israeli baseball team confirm that the feelings associated with it are real, and that they can be positive. In an interview with the Palm Beach Post, Lipetz said that hopefully the efforts of this team will lead to “one less tank and one more baseball.” In our lifetime Shlomo, in our lifetime.

This time of year on the Jewish calendar, the High Holidays of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, calls for one to reflect on her or his life and to take stock of how we can grow in the upcoming New Year. While I experienced this in synagogue, atoning for my sins and determining how to become a better person, one of my greatest revelations may have come in front of my television: I am a member of both a Jewish and a Canadian nation … and I love the game of baseball. And that is good.

a, Opinion

Where’s representation when you need it? In defence of a student-run café on campus

Last year, the Students’ Society of McGill University (SSMU) hurried to finalize plans for a student-run café project, both in response to the closure of the Architecture Café and due to high student interest.

The Student-Run Café (SRC) has been highly discussed and anticipated in recent years. It first gained widespread support, then was temporarily put on hold—in response to concerns raised at an internal level—without adequate student consultation.  In 2007, SSMU Council decided to sub-lease a space to Café Supreme, rather than selecting one of the student-run alternatives.  Following this decision, 2008-2009 SSMU President, Kay Turner, invested substantial time in trying to revive the project, only to be  faced with the resignation of the VP Finance and Operations.  Since Turner’s tenure, subsequent SSMU executives have discussed the concept, but it never got off the ground.  That all changed when last year’s team ended the hiatus by striking a Working Group and establishing a case competition to realize the project.

Through my own experience with SSMU, I realized, and now admittedly confess, that discontinuity between the society and the student body is characterized by hurdles of red tape and unnecessary bureaucracy.  The SRC would help cut away some of that red tape by creating a sense of community and collectivism. It would also empower students to be a part of the decision-making process without having to deal with bureaucracy.  This is something the SRC Working Group, established to create a business plan and conduct research before the 2013 launch, strongly believed to be lacking at the student union level.

To move forward with this project, I really believe that the endeavour should not solely focus on product differentiation, but instead, should set itself apart in the services it offers.  The space must go beyond coffee and tea; it can be used to facilitate fundraisers for student groups, create meeting spaces, serve as a forum to display art, and establish working opportunities.  The café needs to be branded from a community perspective, and it helps that there has already been an outcry for SSMU to move forward with the SRC.

What are we so scared of, then?  Probably the finances.  SSMU has an investment portfolio of $2.3 million.  As a not-for-profit, SSMU established a long-term financial plan last year with a list of projects to be covered through this fund.  This includes initial costs of the university’s decision to offset utilities costs to the SSMU and an SRC.  The most consistent argument against the SRC that I’ve heard is heavily related to funding, and this worry is understandable.  However, students have proven that they can manage budgets and work proactively to tackle fiscal concerns.  Furthermore, it’s interesting to consider that the SSMU has put a halt to the SRC project due to monetary issues, after the 2010-2011 team granted the Gerts Renovations project about $450,000 in funding, fully aware of the SSMU’s lease issues (SSMU has entered its fourth consecutive year of lease negotiations with the university). It baffles me how money is found for so many projects, while the SRC just takes a back seat every time.

Learning from the past is indispensible.  It seems that anyone who opposes the SRC always takes it back to Haven Books—the student-run bookstore that went under in early 2010, after running a near $200,000 deficit.  I admit Haven Books was the epitome of a poor operation; however, its downfall was central to location and mismanagement.  SSMU should learn from its mistakes and finally adopt an SRC concept over sub-leasing spaces to commercial tenants; especially since rent from tenants is not the main source of SSMU’s revenue stream.  Mini Courses is SSMU’s only fully student-run operation, and it has managed to perform quite well. I think this result can be replicated by the SRC.  Furthermore, other student unions in Quebec, such as Université Laval and Université du Québec à Montréal (UQAM), have established successful models for their SRCs.

It’s a real shame that SSMU has been unable to respond to one of the most reverberating student demands.  I think we need to stop stalling and move forward with this development.  You’d hope that five years of student demand and effort is more than enough justification.

Shyam is the former SSMU VP Finance and Operations. He spearheaded the Student-Run Café initiative last year in this capacity.

a, Opinion

Moral Superiority and Student Politics: on the sanctimoniousness of student radicalism

As this term progresses, many of the usual routines of the year are fast returning to focus. Due dates are beginning their slow, inexorable evolution from abstractions printed on syllabi to concrete time commitments and nights of lost sleep. Libraries are, again, beginning to fill with students, and class schedules are now set in the stone of the Minerva menu.

One of the things that has not come back with such speed is student politics, and for this we should be thankful. Sure, we’ve once again been subjected to the tiresome debate over whether frosh is an incubator of racist, patriarchal rape culture, but in general, the mood around campus is pretty calm compared to this time last year, when the MUNACA strike was giving campus opinion pages more than enough fiery rhetoric to work with.

And so, in this time of calm, I thought it would be useful to examine one of the main streams of thought that runs through the ranks of the more politically-minded on campus. There’s a prevailing view that involvement in student politics—and only on one ideological side—is not simply one of many perfectly legitimate and fulfilling uses of time, but an action that is on a higher moral plane than any other.

Before we look closely at this phenomenon, let me unequivocally announce that there is no moral virtue to campus politics. The stakes of most political debates on campus  are astonishingly small; a student café here, a symbolic condemnation there, and even in the cases where they are not—as in the cases I will discuss—the issues are complex, morally ambiguous matters of economics and politics that students have a perfect right not to care about. Simply paying tuition at this institution does not obligate one to attend a General Assembly, and the low turnout at most of these events is a very democratic demonstration of people voting with their feet, and with their time.

We start our look back with the MUNACA strike.  Anyone reading campus media immediately after the strike began would have been  besieged with exhortations to join a labour action that “ideologically parallels students’ struggles against tuition hikes and austerity measures.” (McGill Daily, Sept 8., 2011) Such language made clear a moral implication. To not support MUNACA wasn’t simply a decision to ignore or reach a different conclusion on the merits of a labour dispute. Rather, it was a decision to turn one’s back on a critical front in some sort of social justice struggle.

The turn to winter and the spectre of the provincial student strike merely served to raise the volume of such moralizing. A group attempting to put forth a strike vote in the Faculty of Science argued, in an open letter, that “being politically neutral does not mean withdrawing from a situation, but, rather, being inactive when injustices are committed.” The writers went on to proclaim that university students have a “duty” to engage in their politics, which in their case, meant voting for the strike.

And engage in politics students did, packing the AUS to vote on the strike, just as they were exhorted to—again, as a moral obligation—by activist forces on campus. There,  the script took an unexpected turn, and students narrowly rejected the strike motion. Suddenly, the rhetoric changed. Participating in campus politics was not a sign of an advanced political consciousness or a deeper understanding of global injustice. Instead, the decision was seen as merely a temper tantrum of a privileged majority at McGill. A student columnist in the days afterward went as far to argue that a minimum quorum passage of the strike vote would have been better than “McGill students being unusually politicized for six hours.”

This reveals the contradiction at work. It would be bad enough if these ideologues viewed any participation in campus politics as morally superior to doing other things, but it seems only participation on a particular side is virtuous. Those who would organize from somewhere closer to the political mainstream are “destructive,” as was said of last year’s QPIRG opt-out campaign.

On some level, this is unsurprising. When you approach the world from the sort of stark, good vs. evil viewpoint that would make Rumsfeld and company proud, it’s pretty easy to see anything less than strident advocacy in your favor as a grievous moral lapse. As the political skirmishes of this year begin to shape up, it would be instructive to see if we will again be subjected to these sanctimonious appeals.

a, Opinion

Letter to the Editor: Eliyahu Freedman

As a former SSMU Councillor, two-time meal plan holder, and frequent visitor of the Shatner Building, I was extremely disappointed to read of the current SSMU executives’ plan to delay the creation of a Student-Run Café in the Shatner building. A Student-Run Café is about social and environmental sustainability; it’s about equity, and offering cheap, healthy, vegetarian-friendly food to hungry students; it’s about further entrenching McGill students’ efforts in supporting local and sustainable food systems; it’s about creating a culture of students doing it ourselves and building community as opposed to being reliant on others. It is about mason jars, cheap coffee, rice and beans, food co-ops, local farmers, comfy couches, and good vibes. It would be nice if we turned a profit, but it would be even better if we refused to pay increased utility fees or otherwise found a way to make the project viable.

I am confident McGill students will continue to push for the development of this project, as seen through the tremendous enthusiasm the Sustainable Case Competition had last year, the anger around the Architecture Café’s closure, and general awesomeness of cheap, vegetarian food cooked by students in the Shatner building. I very much hope the SSMU Executives reverses their decision, turning our stumbling blocks into stepping-stones. I hope students play an active role in pushing their elected representatives to fight for this delicious, worthy cause!

Eliyahu Freedman, U3 Arts, Former SSMU Councillor 2010-2011

Laurin Liu at the Science and Policy Exchange (Cassandra Rogers / McGill Tribune)
a, Science & Technology

Third annual Science and Policy Exchange

On Friday, Sept. 14, a group of graduate students, professors, policy-makers, and entrepreneurs gathered in the McGill Faculty Club ballroom to attend the third annual Science  and Policy Exchange.

The conference featured panel speakers from government, industry, and academia. The sessions covered three topics: sustainable policymaking, the 2014 health care reform, and science literacy in Quebec.

According to Janet Prince, director of the Science and Policy Exchange organization and PhD candidate in neurology and neurosurgery at McGill, the mission of the conference was “to give students an opportunity to discuss [science and policy issues] with decision-makers in Quebec and at a federal level.”

“You can have people at a government and industry level that never hear the voice of students, and vice versa,” she said.

Vasanth Ramamurthy, a PhD student in his final year in experimental medicine at McGill, attended the conference hoping to learn how his research could be used on a larger scale, and how businesses and policy-makers look at the work being done by PhD students.

“Events like these are a great way for students to learn how they can apply their talents to the bigger picture,” Ramamurthy said.

The Science Policy Exchange is an annual event. The organization is run by a team of volunteers, graduate, and postdoctoral students from McGill University, Université de Montréal, and Polytechnique Montréal. The board of directors has members from both McGill and Concordia.

(Cassandra Rogers / McGill Tribune)
(Cassandra Rogers / McGill Tribune)

Sustainable Policy-Making

Accoring to a recent report by the World Economic Forum, Canada placed 14th  out of 17 developed countries in innovation.

Federally-appointed panelists at the Science and Policy Exchange focused on the disconnect between sustainable technology breakthroughs and commercially available products, as well as their impact on Canadian innovation.

“Despite strong research, breakthroughs are not leading to commercialization and investment because Canada lacks an innovation policy,” CEO of Polytechnics Canada and member of the Jenkins panel Nobina Robinson said. The Jenkins panel was charged with leading a review of federal support to research and development.

In 2011, the Jenkins panel published a report, calling for changes in tax policy and trade, in addition to stronger government focus on developing the research it funds into commercial products.

According to Laurin Liu, NDP member of parliament and McGill aluminus, the problem stems from a lack of support for research-oriented companies.

“Cutting science funding is a debt we are leaving for future generations,” she said of federal programs like Canada’s Major Resources Support.

Health Care Reform

Despite a common assumption that Quebec’s aging population is the largest financial burden on the health care system, panelists agreed that other factors, such as improper management, costly novel technologies, and the privatization of certain aspects of health care account for the burgeoning costs.

The health care reform, slated for 2014, will be based on 18 reports generated over the last 15 years, outlining problems facing the system. Louis Theriault, director of health economics at the Conference Board of Canada, says half of the 432 recommendations in these reports called for improved health care system management.

Theriault believes students will play an important role in ensuring adequate implementation of these policy changes in the future.

“Students are the future policy makers, future politicians and future business leaders—this is the demographic group that should be most concerned about the future,” he said.

Science Literacy

In general, students are showing less interest in science, according to Johanne Patry, an expert in education and chair of Science on Stage Canada. She partly attributes this lack of interest to a failure by teachers to impart  a passion for science to students.

“Rather than reaching [out to] students, we should reach teachers, since that reaches a thousand students,” Patry said.

Quebec’s first Chief Scientist Remi Quirion, was the panel’s keynote speaker. Quirion chairs the board of directors for the three Fonds de Recherche du Quebec (FRQ), which work to ensure that Quebec retains its best researchers and students.

Quirion said that Quebec is working to create an environment to attract the best students with challenging programs and by making sure that the research is well-funded.

According to Quirion, schools in Quebec can “give the best minds an edge—in Quebec, given our culture, bilingualism, or maybe speaking three languages, can give you an edge.”

Cigarette images may cause cravings for some. (thebetterwaytosmoke.com)
a, Science & Technology

Some smokers’ genes make it harder to kick the habit

According to Health Canada, approximately 37,000 deaths each year in Canada can be attributed to tobacco use, racking up $4.4 billion in hospital bills. Although the adverse health effects of smoking are well-known—thanks in part to the government’s anti-smoking campaigns—many have difficulty quitting, despite a variety of available cessation drugs. New research demonstrates that this may have to do with smokers’ genetics.

A recent study at the Montreal Neurological Institute and Hospital (the Neuro) focuses on the role that genetics play in the ability to stop smoking, and that information can be used to help more people quit successfully. It is well established that nicotine is the driving agent in smoking addictions. Studies have shown that smokers can be grouped into two genetic categories: those who metabolize nicotine quickly, and those who metabolize it slowly.

Dr. Alain Dagher, a McGill researcher at the Neuro, is among those examining the implications  of these genetic traits of smokers. A recent experiment he conducted sought to highlight the differences in response between fast and slow nicotine metabolizers, and how this variability could play a role in an individual’s struggle to quit smoking.

Nicotine is believed to work through the brain’s reward pathway. The reward pathway is the body’s way of encouraging good evolutionary behaviour. Activities like eating or having sex trigger the release of chemicals in the brain that give us a feeling of pleasure. Nicotine causes the brain to release the same chemicals.

A fast nicotine metabolism is characterized by a surge in blood nicotine level after smoking a cigarette; this is fleeting, and nicotine levels begin to normalize within minutes. A slow metabolism means nicotine levels stay constant throughout the day. Slow metabolizers have a mutation in the enzyme that breaks down nicotine; this means their body is less efficient at breaking down the chemical compound.

Fast metabolizers become conditioned to this pleasure hit over time, and their brain associates nicotine surges with cigarettes. The close association renders this subset of the smoking population more reactive to smoking cues, such as images of cigarettes.

However, in the case of slow metabolizers, “there is never an explicit pairing in the brain between smoking and nicotine levels” Dagher said, because the nicotine levels stay constant. This variability between these two genetic pools of smokers means different cues drive them to reach for a cigarette.

Dagher tested this hypothesis by exposing each metabolic group to a smoking video and measured participants’ brains’ response through a functional MRI. He found that fast metabolizers’ brains had more active responses to cigarette cues than those of slow metabolizers. The more intense the brain’s response to smoking cues, the less likely that a smoker will be able to quit successfully.

The image of a cigarette or a person smoking is therefore more likely to trigger the desire to smoke in a fast metabolizer, while the slow

metabolizer’s desire would stem from withdrawal symptoms when nicotine levels fall below a certain threshold.

Thus, fast metabolizers are more likely to relapse when exposed to smoking situations. These include exposure to images of cigarettes and stressful situations. In addition, fast metabolizers are unlikely to benefit from the majority of cessation products, such as Nicorette, which work by providing a slow release of nicotine into the blood stream.

“[Fast metabolizers] might benefit from behavioral therapy, where they learn how to deal with their cravings,” Dagher said.

Conversely, slow metabolizers, who smoke to maintain nicotine levels, might find cessation products helpful in their quest to quit.

Dagher believes that the future of smoking cessation involves tailoring a quitting regime to a patient’s genome. Identifying how they metabolize nicotine will help quitters succeed. According to Dagher, the nicotine metabolizing enzyme is “easy to test for, the test just isn’t widely available.”

A meme featured on IFLS. (facebook.com/IFeakingLoveScience)
a, Science & Technology

How social media is changing science

Early in 2011, Ichthyologist (fish biologist) Brian Sidlauskas led an expedition to catalogue biodiversity in a remote river in Guyana. His goal was to bring back over 5,000 fish. According to Guyana’s customs laws, in order remove specimens from the country, each must be documented and identified. This presented an obstacle for Sidlauskas, considering the number of specimens he wished to obtain.

To complete this task, Sidlauskas appealed to an unlikely tool: Facebook. Rather than spend months cataloguing and documenting fish, Sidlauskas uploaded all of his photographs to Facebook and tagged researchers from around the world who might be able to help identify the fish. In less than twenty four hours, Sidlauskas and his team were able to identify all 5,000 specimens.

The general proliferation of social media has had interesting implications for scientific research. In addition to cutting cumbersome research corners, social media has also become an important tool for improving scientific literacy.

Until recently, the general public’s access to science has been limited to few channels: thick journals tucked away on library shelves, intimidating research papers, or scientific documentaries on TV.

While documentaries like Planet Earth and magazines such as Scientific American are evidence that, for decades, scientists have attempted to make their areas of expertise more accessible, the scientific community continues to be perceived as inaccessible to many. This issue is not limited to those considering dabbling in the field—even students studying science have struggled to find methods of maintaining an up–to–date understanding of the subject without an excessive time investment.

However, social media has begun to improve the public’s user interface with science. Websites such as Facebook and Twitter are not only changing how scientific discoveries are perceived, they are also making these ideas much more accessible, providing resources by which information is readily available in short, condensed formats, social media allows anyone with even a remote interest in the subject to access this knowledge in a matter of seconds.

The Facebook page ‘I Fucking Love Science’ is one testament to this development. The page describes itself as a “community built for the posting and sharing of scientific updates, quotes… and photographs…dedicated to bringing the amazing world of science straight to your newsfeed in an amusing and accessible way.”

The page features quirky posts accompanied by eye-catching images. Furthermore, each blurb is written in layman’s terms. This is a conscious choice to avoid overburdening the site with scientific terms—or defining them if they must be used—allowing just about anyone to appreciate the information.

The intertwining of social media with science has a good chance to break down the barrier between the public and the scientific community. The web has allowed science to grab the attention of a much larger audience; 1.1 million people ‘like’ the ‘I F***ing Love Science’ page, and the Mars Rover’s Twitter account, @MarsCuriosity, has about 1.2 million followers.

Whether it is a Facebook page dedicated to presenting scientific updates, or funny Tweets by a space rover, this popularization of science has increased interest in people of a variety of ages and backgrounds interested in new discoveries.

a, Creative

POP Montreal 2012 Photo Spread

(Photos by Simon Poitimolt, Anna Katycheva, & Mike King)

Carolina Millán Ronchetti / McGill Tribune
a, Student Life, Student of the Week

Student of the Week

Q: WHY ARE YOU AN ASSET TO MCGILL?

A: Because I add to the culture on campus.

 

Q: IPHONE OR BLACKBERRY?

A: Blackberry. Actually, I have a flackberry.

 

Q: WHICH NEW REALITY TV SHOW WOULD YOU RATHER WATCH—THE ONE WITH CLINT EASTWOOD’S WIFE, OR THE ONE WITH THE JONAS BROTHER?

A: Oh man. Clint Eastwood’s wife. ‘Cause like, Clint Eastwood’s crazy.

 

Q: WHAT IS YOUR SECRET TALENT?

A: I can bend like the first knuckle of my middle finger without bending the second one at all. It’s super important.

 

Q: IF YOU COULD HIGH FIVE ANYONE, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?

A: Oh. Do they have to be real? Definitely Edward Scissorhands. ‘Cause like, I go hard.

 

Q: IF YOU WERE A PIECE OF FURNITURE IN THE SSMU LOUNGE, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?

A: I’ve never actually been in the SSMU lounge so…

 

Q: WHAT’S YOUR GO-TO STRESSBUSTER?

A: Miss Pettrigrew Lives For a Day—it’s a movie.

 

Q: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME TO ANY HISTORICAL EVENT, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU GO TO AND WHY?

A: That’s actually really difficult. I’d probably go back to when they were making the cave paintings.

 

Q: NAME ONE BOOK YOU’LL NEVER GET SICK OF READING.

A: Twilight. It’s awesome.

 

Q: NIKE OR ADIDAS?

A: Adidas

 

Q: WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD TELEVISION SHOW?

A: Dude. Adventure Time’s pretty great. But from my childhood? All That. I watched All That like it was nobody’s business.

 

Q: WHO WOULD STAR IN THE MOVIE OF YOUR LIFE?

A: Married to Will Smith… Jada Pinkett Smith.

 

Q: BON IVER OR ARCADE FIRE?

A: I don’t really know either of them. I live in a hole…

 

Q: WORST WAY TO OPEN UP A CONVERSATION?

A: “Have you met…?” (How I Met Your Mother-style).

 

Q: WHERE IS NEXT ON YOUR TRAVELING BUCKET LIST?

A: I really want to go to Morocco, but I feel like I have to do a lot more homework on it before I go. So it’s not going to be soon.

 

Q: WHAT REALITY TV SHOW ARE YOU PERFECT FOR?

A: I want to say 16 and Pregnant, but I missed the deadline for that one.

 

 Q: WHO’S YOUR FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER?

A: Troy Polamalu, from the Head and Shoulders commercials.

 

Q: NAME ONE FASHION TREND YOU’LL NEVER TRY AGAIN.

A: Gaucho pants. They look like a skirt on each leg and they’re hideous and nobody looks good in them.

 

Q: WHAT’S YOUR SIGNATURE DRINK?

A: Gin and Tonic.

 

Q: WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN I SAY MCCONNELL?

A: Ew.

 

Q: DESCRIBE MCGILL IN THREE WORDS.

A: Cold, hipster, awesome.

a, Recipes, Student Life

Three quick, easy, and tasty desserts

Chocolate candy cups

You will need:

2 bags chocolate chips (amount varies depending on how many you want to make)

1 bag balloons

Parchment paper

Baking sheet

Your favourite candy

Method: 

This recipe requires a little more finesse, as the balloon factor can be tricky. You might lose a few cups in the process, but if you practice enough, I guarantee you can perfect this technique and add a cute, unique dessert to your repertoire. First, line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Next, blow up however many balloons you need to correspond to the number of cups you want to make. Each balloon should be about the size of an orange. Melt the chocolate chips, either in the microwave or by double-boiling (the latter will yield better results but requires more effort). Once the chocolate is melted, dip the bottom of each balloon into the bowl until they are thoroughly coated. Place each coated balloon on the baking sheet, chocolate side down. Leave until thoroughly cooled and hardened. Now comes the hardest part: popping the balloons. I recommend simply poking a tiny hole and letting the air stream out slowly, but just popping them can be more fun. Once the air is out of the balloon, carefully peel it out of the chocolate shell, and voila! Now, fill your chocolate cups with whatever takes your fancy: candy, more chocolate, fruit, ice cream, whipped cream — the opportunities are endless!

Frozen smoothie cubes:

You will need:

Your favourite fruit

A Blender

Ice tray (empty)

Tooth picks

Method:

This could not be faster or more idiot-proof (for those of us who feel not exactly at home in the kitchen). Simply add your favourite fruit or mix of fruits into your blender, and blend it to a smoothie-like consistency (don’t forget to put the lid on). Pour the smoothie into an empty ice tray; if it is already thick enough, stick a toothpick in each cube right away. If not, put the tray in the freezer and wait 15 minutes to half an hour, then add the tooth picks. Leave in a freezer until completely frozen, and remove as you would an icecube—whenever you want a tasty frozen treat!

Chocolate-covered kiwi pops

You will need:

Kiwis (1 will make about 5 pops)

1 bag chocolate chips

Popsicle sticks

Baking sheet

Parchment paper

Method:

This recipe is simple, easy, and borderline healthy. Just take your kiwi, peel it, and slice it into pieces about half an inch thick. Put a popsicle stick about half-way into each slice, trying to keep it as close to the centre as possible. Line your baking sheet with parchment paper and lay the kiwi pops on top. Next, melt the chocolate chips (for best results, use the double boiling method, but microwaving works too in a pinch). Once your chocolate is melted and fully liquid in form, pour it into a shallow bowl or plate. Take one kiwi slice at a time and coat each side evenly with chocolate. Once coated, lay each kiwi pop on the parchment-covered baking sheet. When you’ve filled your sheet, place it in the freezer, and leave until fully frozen.

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