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Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theatres, screaming teenagers have come back for the latest supernatural romance thriller. While Catherine Hardwicke’s Red Riding Hood is innovative in that it’s a far cry from the bedtime story you remember from your childhood, the film still falls drastically short of its concept.  

It’s hard to reconcile Hardwicke’s first critically acclaimed film, Thirteen, with her take on Red Riding Hood: it’s Twilight with a better standing cast. This red-hooded protagonist, Valerie, played by the doe-eyed Amanda Seyfried, is romantic and rebellious. She is torn between two hunks, Henry (Max Irons) and Peter (Shiloh Fernandez), one of whom may be a werewolf. Does this sound vaguely familiar? It should; Hardwick was, after all, the first to direct the Twilight films.  

Although Valerie is in love with Peter, a poor woodsman, her parents have arranged for her to be married to the wealthier blacksmith, Henry. When Valerie’s sister is killed by a wolf, however, her plan to run away with Peter has to be put on hold, After the men of the town fail to find the murderous wolf, they call on the town priest, Father Solomon (Gary Oldman), to help solve the furry problem. He reveals that the town is haunted not by a mere wolf, but by a werewolf, who takes human shape in the absence of the full moon and lives among them. But who is the big, bad wolf?  

Despite the grown-up makeover of this children fairytale, the film fails to enable the audience to invest in the characters. Seyfried’s Valerie seems more like a Goldilocks who stole Little Red Riding Hood’s cape. As Peter, Fernandez is supposed to be the brooding, reclusive rebel, but acts more like one of Robin Hood’s merry men in tights strolling around town. Acting giants Gary Oldman and Julie Christie are unable to execute their trademark performances, which fizzle underneath their over- the-top-characters as Father Solomon and Grandmother, respectively.  

The romance itself is a superficial plotline that barely scratches the surface, as the seemingly tension-filled love triangle quickly dissolves and transforms into a whodunit mystery.  

The problem with the film is that Hardwicke tries to do too much at once, setting up the film as the stage for a fairytale orgy. For example, during the town’s celebration, the villagers act out a scene from the story of The Three Little Pigs. There’s even a reference to the rabbit’s fur being “snow white.” At one point, Hardwicke starts to mix fairytale elements with religious zeal, at point going as far as to mimic the Salem Witch trials.

Regardless of the wannabe-Twilight characters and narrative, the cinematography was quite beautiful at times. And to be fair, Hardwicke was right to develop Red Riding Hood as a film about sexual awakening rather than simply a girl who tries to visit her ailing grandmother. But she unsuccessfully executes her ideas and in the end, all we got was a mess.

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An alien take on the stoner comedy

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Set primarily in the Western United States, Paul is the fish-out-of-water story of Graeme (Simon Pegg) and Clive (Nick Frost), two nerdy British vacationers who embark on a road trip across the West. When they pull over in their RV on a long stretch of desert highway, they come into contact with an alien (voiced by Seth Rogen) who calls himself Paul. Apart from your typical short, green, bug-eyed alien look, Paul is completely different from the average alien. He speaks English, he knows more about pop culture than the average human, and he’s obnoxiously affrontive. How he came to be this way isn’t explained, but the film does vaguely describe the shady business relationship that Paul once had with the American government. Through other unexplained circumstances, Paul has been evading capture by the USA for some time now, but it’s just a matter of time before the government closes in on his location. Thus begins the story that is part buddy road-trip and part science fiction comedy. The characters’ dimwittedness is hilarious and carries the movie.

In this film, directed by Greg Motolla, recurring gags make up the bulk of the comedy. Graeme and Clive’s mutual excitement for comic books is frequently misinterpreted as proof that the two are gay lovers. Furthermore, Paul’s influence over Ruth Buggs (Kristen Wiig), a caricature of the stubborn Bible Belt Christian fundamentalist, causes her to embrace what she thinks is the lifestyle of the modern twenty-something. She attempts to be hip by drinking, smoking, and unexpectedly swearing during awkward social situations. And of course there’s the cliche slapstick comedy in which everybody’s reaction to seeing an alien is to fall straight backward in a state of shock. These gags might not be sophisticated, but they are amusing for a little while. But the laughs get quieter as these jokes systematically repeat themselves over and over.

The movie is decent and the requisite humour is all there. Some moments are outrageous and unexpected, while other scenes are passable scenarios that border on conventional comedy shtick. The road trip/chase plot is similar to that of Dumb and Dumber, which also builds its story entirely upon the naivete of its characters. But in Paul, there’s a lot of humour that comes from simply repeating certain jokes and situations rather than using an arsenal of clever comedic material. This movie doesn’t have the same British humour angle that Pegg and Frost showed in Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead, but their take on alien stereotypes is original and worth checking out.

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Politics, porn, and provocative performance

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Lisa Graves and Elizabeth Delage / Studio 303

This year’s Edgy Women Festival, a multinational, visual celebration of females and femininity, will showcase the work of a variety of different artists from Japan, Germany, Canada, and the United States. Taking place in venues across Montreal, the festival promises to be as unique and thought-provoking as it has been in prior years.

Since 1994, the goal of the Edgy Women Festival has been to provide audiences with alternative views and voices on issues concerning women, which range from gender and power dynamics to love and loss. This differentiation from traditional mainstream viewpoints has influenced the type of performances chosen and has subsequently made for an interesting itinerary for the upcoming festival.

“I hope that the programming helps dispel negative preconceptions some people have about feminism—that it’s stale, dated, not fun,” says Miriam Ginestier, the festival’s artistic director. “At Edgy, I like to mix politics and frivolity, high and low art, emerging and established artists—pushing artists and audiences alike a little past their comfort zones.”

A perfect example of Ginestier’s approach to the festival a performative lecture by Annie Sprinkle (a porn star and performance artist) and Elizabeth Stephens, founder of SexEcology which is both provocative and challenging with its emphasis on “SexEcology.” Retelling their experiences of artificial insemination and breast cancer and explaining their love for the Earth, Sprinkle and Stephens, founder of SexEcology, are sure to be the highlight of the festival with their “Adventures of the Love Art Lab” at La Sala Rossa.  

“We’re hoping to make the environmental movement more sexy, fun, and diverse,” says Sprinkle. “By switching the metaphor from ‘Earth as mother’ to ‘Earth as lover,’ we want more people to come out as ‘ecosexual.’ We’re creating a new sexual identity that is really satisfying and exciting.”

“Our message of messages is that love is a very powerful weapon against cynicism, adds Stephens. “It is a compelling reason to fight to change the things that are important to us. At this time the most important thing to Annie and me is the health and welfare of our lover, the Earth.”

Although Sprinkle and Stephens’s performance relies on transmitting their unique message through words, Ginestier tries hard to offer different performances due to Quebec’s bilingual nature. Focusing on non-verbal or bilingual acts, the festival shows the breadth of its approach to the feminist culture. Slippery, for example, an act of 40 performers with backgrounds in roller derby and hockey, seeks to play on the stereotypes surrounding the over-sexualized female self as it simultaneously points out the ridiculous nature of the sports.

“The audience should be ready to experience an intriguing public intervention of performance art, experimental dance, skating practice, and competitive conceptual thinking,” says Christopher DiRaddo, the festival’s public relations director.

With Sprinkle’s and Stephens’s enthusiasm about their own project and with Ginestier’s commitment to quality, the Edgy Women Festival looks to be exactly what the organizers and the performers are expecting: fun, provocative, and most importantly, edgy.

The 2011 Edgy Women Festival takes place from March 19 to April 2 at various theatres. Visit edgywomen.ca for details.

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Weddings over disasters?

The world has witnessed massive destruction and upheaval over the past few months, but still more apparently captivating to the public imagination is the upcoming wedding of England’s Prince William to his princess-to-be, Kate Middleton.  

Not only fascinating to British folk who worship the royal family, The Toronto Star reported that “Royal Wedding” was one of the most googled terms in Canada. If you google the term—which I admittedly did—you will find countless Royal Wedding websites devoted to outlining the wedding details, offering Royal Wedding trivia, and even more distastefully, selling William-and-Kate-related merchandise and memorabilia. One of the items includes a replica of Kate’s stunning engagement ring, previously worn by William’s mother Princess Diana. Even Vanity Fair has a portion of their website devoted to counting down the days and events leading up to the April 29 nuptials. Recently, Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced that he and his wife Laureen are proud to be representing Canada at the affair. In the digital age, the publicity relating to the event has already eclipsed that of Charles and Diana’s wedding in 1981—well known for being a media circus.  

Some have taken the fervour even further. Clapham Common, one of London’s most famous parks, will be saturated with tents and union flags as it is transformed into “Camp Royale.” Paying campers (at a whopping £75 per person) will be able to watch the events on a giant screen while sipping on Yorkshire tea. There will even be prizes awarded to the guests with the most creatively designed tents.  

To be clear, there’s nothing wrong with a little indulgence in an event and a story that, to be perfectly honest, are quite enthralling. The fact that England still has a royal family is in itself pretty interesting—and yes, a little bizarre, antiquated, and slightly reminiscent of the 400 or so years when it was a global empire.  

But beyond that, in what other form do people get to witness a modern-day fairytale? In this story, a prince meets a beautiful commoner (at university instead of at the ball), falls in love, and eventually proposes to her (with an 18-carat blue sapphire ring instead of a glass slipper). The thought of a girl from humble beginnings casually dating one of the most sought-after men in the world rightfully has many, including myself, racing with questions: How did the courtship compare to that of normal people? Would she like him if he weren’t the prince? What was it like meeting grandma?  

But, while the wedding details are admittedly more interesting than those of the average couple, the media circus that has already surrounded the event—and that will exponentially increase as the date nears—still raises questions about the role of the media, and the extent to which we should give a shit. The president of CTV announced that the event will be treated “like an Olympics,” and USA Today, NBC, ABC, and CBC have all reported that they are going to be substantially increasing their expenditures for live broadcasting of the wedding. The costs of sending anchors, cameramen, and entire network crews to England is no small allowance, and it will come at the expense of financing coverage of more serious issues.  

Yes, life goes on in the face of world crises. Yes, as many have argued, life should go on especially in the face of world crises. Yes, I would love to hear Elton John write a new song, as I venture to guess that he will. But even though everybody knows the monarchy has little effect on England’s political affairs at home and abroad, it seems strange that the amount of money, hype, and publicity that is going into an event in honour of the faces of the nation, has not been regarded as in any way problematic.

I’m not suggesting that, in solidarity to the catastrophes that have been taking place, the couple trade Westminster Abbey for their backyard (though that would be nice, too), Alexander McQueen for a no-name brand, and the A-list brigade of guests for a small gathering of their closest friends. I do wonder, however, when we cross the line from interested voyeurs to frivolous and apathetic citizens of the world.

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Confessions of a serial message board lurker

Until this September, I was a message board virgin. In fact, when a fellow editor told me last year that he had found most of his interview subjects for a story he was writing through message boards, I didn’t even know what he was talking about. He explained to me that there were two important things to remember about these online forums: the Internet contains message boards on virtually any topic you can fathom, and the majority of people who post on these forums are, like most online commenters, somewhat crazy.

The message board many students are probably most familiar with is Yahoo! Answers. Here, curious users throw a question out into the void of the Internet, and self-appointed “experts” do their best to provide answers. Often, a question will elicit five responses each presenting contradictory answers or proposing very different courses of action. While the site occassionally provides legitimate information, it is more often useful simply for the hilarity its many questions and answers afford. Another popular genre of message boards are baby name forums, where expectant parents post the option they are considering as a name for their unborn child, and ask for feedback. Because really, who better to help name your child than hordes of anonymous (and crazy) Internet users from across the globe?

Needless to say, until this fall I had never found a need to use a message board. In the midst of the extremely confusing and seemingly never-ending law school application process, I gave in. Looking for an answer about some minute facet of one school’s application, I did what anyone would do: I googled it. This led me to a message board specifically for prospective Canadian law students. After finding the answer to my question, I curiously began to click around on the other discussions. Three hours later, I knew I was in big trouble. The board provides a forum for any and all applicants from across the country to commiserate and ask questions. Its threads are divided by topics, such as LSAT or school comparisons, and by each individual law school.

For anxious applicants–myself included–disappointed by a lack of specific information provided by the schools on their admissions policies, and desperate for any fragment of information, this message board seemed to be an endless repository of information. I found myself scanning the “IN” threads from as far back as 2007, comparing my GPA and LSAT scores to those who were admitted in that cycle. Other threads debated the extent to which each school emphasizes “soft” factors like extracurriculur activities, while others debated law school rankings and reputations. For the next week, I spent endless hours on the site. I checked it every time I was near a computer. I compared my stats to every other poster, and felt sick to my stomach as the “Accepted!” threads started to appear. With my applications completed and submitted, and nothing to do but wait, reading the message boards offered a measure of catharsis.

I quickly realized, however, that the majority of posters had the exact same level of knowledge as I did. Everyone who answered was basing their response on pure speculation, or, at best, information they found in threads from previous years. Rumours, anecdotes, and information from “my cousin who went to law school” made up the bulk of the “information” that these forums provide. By far the most common thread is titled something like “Chances?” Here, an individual will post their stats, then ask other users to speculate what their odds of being admitted to that school are, similar in some ways to baby name forums. Armed with little more than the average entering grades from the previous year, which each school publishes, fellow applicants respond with either yes or no, despite the fact that they have no real knowledge to go on.

If you’re applying to any grad school or professional school, there is likely one of these message boards focused on your program somewhere on the Internet. Be warned: they may provide mild catharsis and the impression of being in the know, but in reality no one posting actually has any more information than you. When the acceptance and rejection letters start getting mailed out, the boards become even more treacherous. It can be nice to know that the letters are coming, but disheartening when it seems that all the other posters have gotten in except you. I don’t think most of the commenters on these grad school boards are crazy, however; they’re just regular university students desperate for information about their prospects for future education. I’ve now managed to reign in my addiction–I only check the website for updates once a day. And even though I fell victim to the black hole of law school message boards, I don’t think I’ll be turning to the Internet when it comes time to name my children.

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SORD: Sudden Onset Runner’s Diarrhea

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Shin splints, stress fractures, and plantar fasciitis plague most distance runners at some point, but there’s one condition that nearly all endurance athletes face, one that makes roads unsafe and unsanitary for casual exercisers: sudden onset runner’s diarrhea. Some athletes don’t poop and tell, forever ashamed of their experiences in the bushes or of the time they didn’t make it home. For others, it’s a rite of passage, and the more inconvenient and agonizing the incident, the better the story.

 

Who’s at risk?

Runners, joggers, bikers, and whoever is in their way.

Symptoms

The condition should be self- explanatory: sudden onset runner’s diarrhea.

To qualify as SORD, the event must be absolutely unanticipated. Anticipating the effects of last night’s Thai Express doesn’t count. It also must take place at, or near, the turnaround point of a run, far away from home. The problem begins as a slight stomach disturbance. However, what separates SORD from a stomach ache is the progression of symptoms. The continual bouncing of a runner’s body turns a low pressure system into a category five tornado, and when the cramping sets in, it becomes a battle to keep putting one foot in front of the other.  A SORD-stricken runner will typically be seen hunched over, sweating profusely, waddling like a penguin moving at high speed, and exhibiting a look of sheer terror.

 

Causes

With a diet heavy in fruit, vegetables, and whole grains, the average endurance athlete consumes more fibre than is in your grandmother’s Metamucil bottle. Occasional experimentation with supplements doesn’t help.  

 

Treatment

There are three treatment options: find a public bathroom, pray  you can make it home without soiling your shorts, or address the problem immediately in a public place. The first is rarely available, so learn how to politely convince shopkeepers and restaurant owners to let you use their bathrooms. Phrases such as “If you don’t let me use your bathroom, I will shit all over your floor” or “I’m in labour, where’s the bathroom?” usually incite enough panic (or confusion) in business owners to let you end your agony in a nice, private, sanitary stall.

The second option, getting home in time, is risky. Some can pull it off, although this often requires a super human effort.

The third option is embarrassing, but immediately effective. Unfortunately, there’s no place to discretely drop trou on the Lachine Canal. The mountain is safer, although you run the risk of an uncomfortable run-in with cross country skiers or hikers. This move requires finesse, and a basic understanding of botany, because poison ivy can ruin your day for the second time.

 

When to seek help

As the saying goes, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. A pre-run poop can prevent 95 per cent of SORD cases. However, even the most disciplined can run into trouble. A general rule is don’t be a hero. If you think it might be SORD, run for your life. Or your shorts.

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Computing’s Future: It’s in the clouds

In one of the most rapidly changing industries in the world, the next major paradigm is rolling in: cloud computing. Much in the way the Internet altered our computing perspective, cloud computing is drastically changing the way people use their computers by increasing the speed and availability of data and computation.

Today, when someone needs to write a letter, they sit down at their computer, open up a word processor, and begin typing. At regular intervals, they save the file to their hard disk. If the user wants to work on the letter on another computer, they must manually copy the file to that machine either through an external storage medium or through the Internet by email. The idea behind cloud computing is to make such operations independent of the physical machine being used. Examples of cloud computing services McGill students are likely already familiar with include Google Docs, Zoho, and Grooveshark.

Bernard Golden, CEO of Hyper Stratus and author of Virtualization for Dummies, believes that cloud computing is the next major development for computer users.

“This is the next wave of computing,” said Golden. “It’s marked by much more rapid access to computing resources, and much more availability, and what is called scalability or elasticity. If I have an application which suddenly gets heavily loaded, it can easily add more computing resources to handle that load.” Where these resources come from, however, is difficult to determine.

“Cloud is a deliberately ambiguous term. It’s one that has been used a lot throughout computing to indicate a resource out there, somewhere,” said Golden. “Cloud computing is really focused on computing running off in some remote data centre somewhere.”

The Benefits

The shift to the cloud has been motivated by a few key factors. Moving operations to this format provides users with more liberal access to their data and a larger pool of computing resources at their fingertips. Muthucumaru Maheswaran, associate professor at the school of computer science and department of electrical and computer engineering at McGill, says cloud computing essentially involves data and service availablility.

“You can have anytime, anywhere access to your data and any services that you would want to have in a computing platform,” Maheswaran said. “In the present time, you go to a computing platform not to do real computing, but to actually have access to your data and do some tasks.”

By shifting the location of data from desktop computers to the Internet, the barriers to data accessibility are removed. This allows users access to their documents, pictures, music, and all other personal files, from anywhere with Internet access.

“It’s a huge convenience factor,” Maheswaran added. “Rather than having the data stuck in one place—your laptop, or home desktop—now the data is free flowing. You have on demand access to it.”

Golden adds that cloud computing has the potential to create major gains in efficiency for the business sector.

“The New York Times had digitized its archives, dating back to 150 years, and they had to convert them into PDFs,” he says. “They did what they traditionally would have done. They went to an IT organization and said ‘We’d like to do this, can you do it for us?’ and the response was ‘absolutely.'”

The price tag for the operation was a hundred thousand dollars or more, and would probably have taken several months. However, Golden added, “A software engineer there went off on his own, went to Amazon web services, a cloud service provider, and fired up 20 instances of what are called virtual machines. He installed some open source software on them, uploaded the data, did all the conversions and shut it down, in the course of a weekend. It cost a total of $240.”

This massive decrease in cost is the main attraction of cloud computing for the business sector, while home users are attracted to the convenience of having their data available anywhere with Internet access.

Google Chromium OS

One company trying to capitalize on the benefits of cloud computing is Google. The computer industry giant originally rose to the top of the search engine race due to its advanced Page Rank algorithm. Since then, Google has delved into many other areas, from email to an interactive three-dimensional view of the earth. The company doesn’t really sell software; instead, it offers services. The latest of these endeavours is the widely publicized operating system, Google Chromium OS.

The idea behind Chromium OS is that many people spend their entire working day on the Internet, surfing, watching television, and sometimes doing work. While the truth behind this statement is debatable, it certainly holds for some users.

Chromium OS is an operating system, like Windows, or Mac OS X. However, the only program which runs in Chromium OS is a web browser. There is no iTunes, no Word, no Photoshop. Chromium OS is not actually a cloud computing service, but it forces the user to work entirely in the cloud. The operating system tries to improve a users speed and efficiency through the use of cloud services. This means that a user has access to the same data, anywhere. One of the major restrictions of the operating system is its reliance on cloud applications; if it can’t be done though a cloud service, it can’t be done at all. Google has opened its own app store to address this issue.

I sat down and built the latest development version of Chromium OS from scratch to give it a test run on my computer. The build used for this review is based on version 0.11.247. The machine used was an HP Mini 210. It bears noting that Chromium OS would not boot from USB on my Dell XPS M1730.

One of Chromium OS’s primary goals is “instant on computing—” the idea is that users will be able to turn on their computer and go. The goal boot time for the operating system is five seconds, as stated by the team. My machine took a bit longer to boot, but this was due to the procedure of booting from USB. The actual operating system took a mere three seconds to load, from kernel to login screen. Upon first boot, I was prompted to configure the system, which included setting my language and internet preferences. The wireless Internet would not connect, due to a driver issue. This is not surprising, as proprietary wireless drivers have plagued Linux users for years, and Chromium OS hasn’t been tested on a wide variety of machines. Using a shared network connection through another machine, I eventually managed to get online.

After first logging in, the Chromium OS can seem a bit strange. The interface should be familiar for any user of the Chrome browser. However, to run an operating system with nothing other than a browser was a bit strange at first. In the top-left corner are four status indicators, including time, connection status, battery status, and another status icon with no apparent purpose.

I wasn’t expecting the operating system to work perfectly on my machine, as the team has customized it to work very well on the CR-48 notebook without focusing too much energy on other computers. However, I was disappointed when the sound for Flash player didn’t work. Adobe’s support for 64 bit Linux systems has been generally terrible. However, I was using a 32 bit board, which led me to wonder where the problem was. Additionally, my embedded webcam didn’t work properly. Curious about how the system would behave, I plugged in a USB drive, hoping I would be able to import my pictures and upload them to Picasa, or edit them in another program. However, Chromium OS seemed to ignore the drive, as there was no indication a new disk was detected.

Chromium OS does do one thing very well: web browsing. As the primary goal of this project, the design team has polished the Chromium interface and made browsing fast, even on my netbook. While the use of the Caps Lock
key as a search button is confusing at first, it actually makes it quite easy to open a new tab. It takes a while to get used to the notion that you can’t alt-tab to switch to your word processor, or chat application, but that you’re instead constrained to the web browser. However, after a bit of practice, it’s not too different from the standard web browsing process.

The more I used the operating system, the more I grew to both love and hate it. Chromium OS is great as a browser-based operating system, and it is the first of its kind. However, for writing code, doing heavy duty image editing, or anything else not supported by any cloud apps, the operating system is useless. However, that’s the idea behind Chromium OS; it’s not a computer tailored to hackers or Hollywood video editors. It’s made for the average Joe who wants to take his computer to Starbucks and catch up on the latest in national news. The limiting factor here is not the operating system, but the services available through the cloud. Because cloud computing is so young, there are not enough services to make it useful as your sole computing platform, at least not yet. Chromium is made to be fast, and the idea is to do one thing, and do it well. In this sense, it’s a huge success.  

However, the freedom and efficiency gains don’t come without a price.

The Drawbacks

“No matter what it is in life, you get a benefit, and there are challenges that accompany it,” said Golden. “A lot of people are  concerned about lack of control.”

That lack of control makes some users uneasy about moving all of their personal data files to the cloud. It’s not clear to many of them where this data is going, and who will have access to it.

“Something I hear a lot is ‘How do I know somebody is not going to walk back to the machine my things are on, stick a thumb drive in it and download my data?’ They’re concerned about those kinds of things,” said Golden.

Maheswaran agreed, but adds that data privacy is not the only security concern.

“Sometime ago, a lot of airlines went bankrupt and passengers got stranded. Something like that can happen with very large infrastructures like this,” said Maheswaran. “You have cloud computing and you don’t even know who is handling your data, how big a company it is, and what kind of practices they follow. You could have a lot of stranded customers a few years down the road.”

These concerns, however, do not affect all cloud services. While companies like Dropbox and Mozy, which offer archival service, leave reason to be concerned about data security, services like Grooveshark, which can be used without any personal data, don’t suffer from similar issues. Looking to the future, Maheswaran also raises concerns about an oligopoly in the service-oriented clouds.

“Right now, we have many choices and it is a healthy situation. But how long could this go on?”  he asked. “Ultimately, there is a possibility that we could converge to a situation where cloud computing is just another utility and people are stuck with another utility provider who is just as bad as any other utility provider.”

Despite these concerns, the appeal of cloud computing is too great to shy away from. The Internet raised several concerns of a similar nature when it was first developed, but it has since become an essential part of modern computer use.

“It is just like how nobody has a private water filtration plant anymore,” said Maheswaran. “Even if you are really paranoid about the municipality, that is where you get your drinking water.”

Despite the concerns over data security, and an industry which could be expanding more rapidly than can be supported, it will eventually become a universal part of computing.

Cloud computing is still in its infancy, with room for rapid improvement as new companies make their way into the industry. However, Golden has no doubt that cloud computing will change the way we use computers in a serious way.

“Ten years from now, we will look back on the way we used to do computing, the way we do now when we look back at a black and white film and we see someone pick up the phone and say ‘Hey, operator, get me New York.’ People really used to do things that way?” Golden said, “I think it’s gonna be a huge game changer.”

The many advantages cloud computing offers over the traditional method of home computer use will likely cause this mass movement to cloud-based services. This shift will demand a different sort of home computer however, one which integrates more readily with the Internet. These types of changes are already taking place, as some operating systems begin to incorporate social networking and sharing mechanisms directly into the operating systems’ interfaces.

At McGill

One of the biggest areas where cloud computing will, perhaps, have a harder time taking hold is in institutions like McGill. The university has a plan to replace WebCT over the next few years, but could a cloud service be a good replacement? Maheswaran says probably not.

“You can think of WebCT as a very specialized cloud computing situation, where we have our own infrastructure,” he said. “WebCT is very rigidly organized.”

This is due to the data handling policies often implemented at universities such as McGill. Moving private data directly out to a cloud service isn’t feasible because of the security issues involved in exposing sensitive data. However, the opportunity is still there, as professors can use cloud services independently, to augment WebCT.

“We can actually download those cloud software infrastructures and set up parallel cloud systems locally,” Maheswaran said. “Those cloud infrastructures can actually be controlled by any policies that you could imagine, or that you could want.”

However, setting up an in-house data cloud just for McGill services defeats the purpose of cloud computing.

“It’s kind of like a small pond you made yourself,” he said. “That doesn’t scale. It’s a pond versus an ocean.”

While it’s not likely that we will see cloud computing replacing services like WebCT, there’s still the opportunity for students and professors to use it for other purposes. With the emergence of new technologies like Chromium OS, and a dearth of cloud services, there’s no shortage of stepping stones into this new industry. Golden is optimistic about the future of the industry, and its potential to shape the way we use computers.

“We’ll see a huge explosion in the number of applications,” he said. “Grabbing onto this tiger is the right tiger to grab onto.”

 

List of Cloud Apps

    The way people use computers is changing. Just two or three years ago, most people used the internet to check email, play games, and surf the net. Only recently has some of this use shifted to cloud computing. We’ve selected some of the best cloud services available for you to use on your Chromium OS notebook, netbook, or even your home desktop.

    1. Gmail and Google Calendar – Most users might not even know these two are cloud services. Gmail and Google Calendar store your emails and personal calendar together in one convenient place, and can be made to act together, emailing you reminders for scheduled events and tasks. The massive Gmail inbox is one of the program’s most attractive features.

    2. Dropbox – There are dozens of online storage solutions, from ADrive to Windows Skydrive. Dropbox has emerged as one of the leaders because of its competitive pricing scheme, and easy-to-use interface. Sign up now and get two gigabytes free.

    3. Google Docs – You would be hard pressed to find a student who doesn’t need to write something for class at least occasionally. Google Docs is the cloud alternative to Microsoft Office, allowing you to edit text do
cuments and spreadsheets directly in your browser.

    4. Zoho – Zoho is another online office suite focusing on collaboration. It gives Google Docs some serious competition. The difference between these two, for most people, is simply a matter of preference.

    5. Grooveshark – Google Docs is to Microsoft Office as Grooveshark is to iTunes. This online media streaming site lets you to listen to all of your favourite tunes directly from your browser. Create an account to store playlists and upload your own music.

    6. Sumo Paint – This online image editor is surprisingly powerful, with many features that allow it to compete with heavy-duty commercial image editors. With a free Sumo Paint account, you can edit and save images directly online.

    7. Netflix – For a few years, Canadians didn’t have access to this incredible service, which allows users to watch high quality television and movies online for a reasonable fee. Netflix came to Canada late last year, putting an end to the days of watching Trailer Park Boys on YouTube.

    8. Gliffy – Gliffy is an online tool for making charts and graphs of all sorts. It features an extensive base of chart types, with an easy to use interface. For those who frequently use Visio, or worse, Paint, this is a fantastic alternative.

    9. Github – Github is an online source control system with an emphasis on collaboration. Github not only hosts your code in an online Git repository, but it also simplifies some of the methods in software development.

    10. Remember The Milk – Students understand better than any other group of people the need for a “to do” list. Remember The Milk does much more than notes jotted on a piece of paper—it will send you an email, text, or instant message you right before tasks are due. Just remember to put “Sign up for Remember The Milk” on your current “to do” list.

    11. Evernote – The Evernote logo is an elephant, because like elephants, Evernote never forgets. This online note-taking system stores all of your notes, in whatever format you like, in one place.

    12. Bubblus – If you’ve ever thought before, you probably know how difficult it can be. Bubblus attempts to simplify this process using mindmaps, a pictorial representation of Brainstorming. It features a sexy interface and several useful features.

    13. PaperRater – If your not grate with words, even spell cheque might not catch olive you’re errors. This online service is not only a spell checker, it also attempts to make your paper more readable and does plagiarism detection.

    14. Glide OS – You probably never thought about running a full-fledged operating system from the cloud. The Glide operating system stores your cloud operating system preferences, so you can use the same computer, from any computer. Because it’s cloud-based, Glide incorporates sharing between different “computers” very well. For the true Inception feel, run Glide inside of Glide, inside of Glide, inside of your normal operating system (we need to go deeper).

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Removing pests can be a rat race

I would call myself a pretty neat person. I wash dishes the night they’re dirtied, do laundry once a week, and occasionally brush my teeth. However, the events that transpired shortly before this past Reading Week have led me to re-evaluate my cleanliness.

The story starts the Wednesday before break when I heard some odd sounds in my apartment. I was lying in bed, studying for a quiz when a scratching sound came from directly above me. Not the scratching sound of someone walking upstairs, but the scratching of something smaller, alive, moving around. Shortly after the mysterious noise, I heard something take off, running directly above the ceiling, across the room. I figured this was a mouse, or squirrel which had gotten into the ceiling above my apartment, but because I had never heard the sound before, I thought it was a one-time occurrence. As a precaution, however, I set up a toilet-paper roll mousetrap in my kitchen.

A couple days later, after the Operating Systems quiz I had been studying for, I was at home making breakfast. As my apartment filled with the aroma of cooking bacon, I was relaxing and looking forward to Reading Week, which was only a few hours away. Shortly after turning off the stove, though, I heard the sound again. This time it was coming from the bathroom. I tiptoed into the room, where I identified the sound as coming from behind the toilet. Upon investigation, I discovered a hole, three inches in diameter, that had not been there when I moved in. My mind churned, as I tried to attribute this hole to anything other than the obvious. My fears were confirmed: a large rat poked its head out, sniffed around, and turned back into the walls. It was at precisely this point that my day was officially ruined.

I shut the bathroom door, hurried to my phone and did what any 21-year-old man would do in this situation: I called my mom. We concluded that the most logical course of action was to call my landlord, set traps, and leave the house. I left a message for my landlord and headed out. After class, I went to Canadian Tire and bought several rat traps. While setting these up, I discovered my biggest fear in life: getting caught in one of these traps. I baited them and headed to a hotel for the night.

Returning the next morning before my train left, I found that one of the traps had gone off but Steve McQueen, as I had named the creature, was nowhere to be found. I had to leave that morning, so I re-baited the traps and left another message for my landlord, asking him to drop by and check the traps every few days over reading week.

Unfortunately, upon my return, the beast had not yet been captured. However, my landlord told me that about a week before, when checking the traps (at this point there were six in my eight square foot bathroom), he’d discovered that one had gone off and there was a trail of blood leading back to the hole. There had been no sign of Steve McQueen since. We decided to wait another week before patching the hole, in case Steve McQueen returned. The rat never came back, and I can only assume he was either mortally wounded in his quest for peanut butter, or he moved on to terrorize another dwelling.

As a result of the whole ordeal, I learned how to deal with one of Montreal’s most disgusting pests. Here are some tips:

You might have a rat if you hear strange noises like I did. If you find strange holes in your house, that’s another good indication of a furry inhabitant. One of the most telling sign is rat droppings. If you think you have a rat and you find droppings, you should stop thinking and start acting.

If a rat has taken up residence in your apartment, you should call your landlord straight away, (right after calling your mom, that is). It is their responsibility to take care of the pest.

Avoid using rat poison. Even though you might kill the rat, if it dies in your walls, it will bring an awful stench. Live traps can work, but only if the rat really can’t get out. Additionally, you’ll need to free the pest far away from your home.

Finally, rats love bacon. Who can blame them, though?

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Forget finder’s fees

From January to April, almost every conversation you will overhear at McGill will be about finding a place to live in Montreal. Especially when looking for your first apartment, it often feels like you will never find the right place unless you act fast and start early. While the rest of the city is more flexible when it comes to finding and successfully renting an apartment, getting a place in the McGill Ghetto can feel like a rat race—40 people visiting one place at a time; same-day lease signings; forming quick friendships with current tenants in the hope that they will remember your name when it comes time to give up their lease.

Throughout all of this turmoil, the most effective way of securing your “dream apartment” five minutes from school seems to be paying a finder’s fee, or, as some people call it, a “furniture fee.” This practice, once the exception, seems to have become the rule in the area, and has been getting more outrageous by the year. Often, groups of students end up paying huge sums to other students to “secure” an apartment and beat out the large numbers of other students vying for the same place. But while it may seem like a necessity to fork over thousands of dollars, it’s actually possible and probable that you can find an apartment without paying fellow students.  

Finder’s fees are an abuse of tenant’s rights in Quebec, where tenants are legally allowed to control the end date of their lease. Landlords are not allowed to evict people, and this is where finder’s fees come in. Without written confirmation of the end date of a lease, landlords cannot legally rent the apartment to another group. This puts great power into the hands of tenants, and while it is necessary and fair for many, these rights can be taken advantage of, and landlords can’t do much about it.

One justification for both charging and paying finder’s fees is that it’s another version of a security deposit that you will presumably get back at the end of your time in the apartment. If you paid a finder’s fee when you moved in, this might seem fair, but the whole point of a security deposit is to get it back from the person you paid it to in the first place. The next person who takes your apartment has no business in your previous business arrangements, and should not be responsible for whatever fees you paid when you moved in. So if the deposit argument is going to be at all valid, you should get your finder’s fee back from the people who charged you for it.

Obviously, this isn’t how things work. Relying on the idea that you will get the money back when you move out, many decide that paying a finder’s fee is “worth it” for the apartment. This might be valid if the apartments in question were well-kept, nicely furnished, and clean. However, the majority of apartments in the Ghetto have seen better days, as landlords often don’t feel the need to keep them in good condition because students will rent them no matter what. In my mind, paying a huge finder’s fee for a mediocre apartment definitely isn’t “worth it.”

Having spent a long time searching for an acceptable five-bedroom apartment in the Ghetto, I can attest to the fact that it’s hard to find something that’s ideal without compromising on a few things. But one of those compromises shouldn’t be a finder’s fee. If you want to rent an apartment, don’t listen to the justification from current tenants that it’s only “fair” that you pay one; you aren’t responsible for someone else’s decision. And yes, while that may mean giving up your dream apartment—like my roommates and I ultimately decided to do to avoid paying $5,000, a price that appears to be on the lower end of the finder’s fee spectrum—you will be able to find another, perhaps better place to live without handing over hard-earned money to another student who did nothing to deserve it.

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Senate should pass generic drug export bill

McGill Tribune

This week, the House of Commons passed Bill C-393. The bill seeks to amend the Canadian Access to Medicines Regime (CAMR) to streamline the process by which generic copies of patented drugs can be shipped to people who need them in the developing world. Despite criticism from some academics and politicians, C-393 has the potential to save lives, and should be passed by the Senate.

Canada currently has legislation permitting the export of generic versions of patented drugs. It was passed after some loosening in the Agreement on Trade-Related Aspects of Intellectual Property Rights (TRIPS) in 2003. Many countries around the world have regimes similar to CAMR, which are seen as vital to supplying low-cost treatment for HIV/AIDS in poor nations. Brand-name drugs, on the other hand, are often prohibitively expensive.

Though CAMR has been on the books since 2004, only two shipments of one drug have ever made it out of the country. Generic drug companies have declined to produce additional generic drugs, despite the profit incentive, because of a laborious application process. To increase the number of shipments, the new bill removes current limitations on licensing, and would grant generic companies who are approved to make a particular drug as much of it as they want. Currently only one third of the 15 million people in need of HIV/AIDS treatment worldwide have access to drugs. Many of these generic drugs come from India—which makes some of the cheapest generic medication—but these drugs tend to lose effectiveness as the virus adapts. New drugs will be needed, many only available in their brand-name form right now. Any legislation that will help save the lives of HIV/AIDS victims who simply cannot afford more medication is welcome and necessary.

C-393 has not been without its detractors. These have mainly consisted of the big brand drug companies represented by Rx&D; some prominent MPs, including Industry Minister Tony Clement and downtown Montreal’s own Marc Garneau; and some academics. The argument against rests on two premises. First, that C-393 loosens restrictions on intellectual property laws. This allows generic drug manufacturers to profit off the work of others and may hamper research and development into drug manufacture in Canada. Second, Canadian generic drugs are notoriously expensive compared to those coming out of countries like New Zealand and India, and this bill may not be performing an affordable service at all. People who buy the drugs may be impoverishing themselves while the wallets of generic drug makers thicken. This, they argue, is pat-on-the-back legislation, not real humanitarianism.

These arguments, while they have validity, are not enough to warrant obstruction of this important measure. Intellectual property laws are important, but finding a balance between protecting producers and consumers is important, too. Hampering R&D would be a negative outcome, but protecting the interests of an extremely profitable industry is hardly a moral issue. Saving lives, on the other hand, is, and the current regime we have in place doesn’t do it. It makes sense, then, to try something else. It would of course be naive to suppose that generic pharmaceutical makers are entirely altruistic. Firms like Apotex operate for-profit and do so successfully. Yet they still sell their products for less than brand-names, and hopefully a higher volume of sales will push prices down accordingly. Moreover, it is not for Mr. Clement to decide if Canadian generic drugs are too expensive. If they are, they won’t sell. The worst that could happens is a return to square one, and in that case it would be time to re-evaluate.

Despite being introduced by the NDP and garnering opposition from some key MPs, some Conservatives and many Liberals voted for C-393. We hope the Senate will rise above partisanship too, and do something good for impoverished HIV/AIDS victims: pass this bill.

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