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Arts students showcase research

Robert Smith

The first annual Faculty of Arts Undergraduate Research Event brought together bright minds from different departments on Wednesday to showcase some of the research done by undergraduates in the past year.

Using various multimedia, students were asked to creatively present their research in a series of five-minute presentations. Every department in the faculty was represented at the event.

According to Dean of Arts Christopher Manfredi, the event was part of a coalition that “consists of four partners: the Faculty of Arts, the Arts Internship Office, the Provost Office, and the individual professors who provide the research opportunities.”

Aside from providing a platform to showcase research, the Arts Undergraduate Research Internship Awards also provide funding through grants with the hope of fostering research as part of the academic experience.  

“[Research] is going on, but we haven’t done a nice job showcasing it,” said Associate Dean of Arts Suzanne Morton, a history professor and one of the event’s organizers. “Science already does it; the tradition of working in a lab is stronger than in Arts, where it is more individualistic.”

At its core, “research is really simple — all you need is a good idea and you try to work it out,” said Dirk Schlimm, a McGill philosophy professor.

Schlimm laid down his take on the steps to effective research.  

“Getting an idea is also easy,” he said. “Just fill your mind with stuff and ideas will eventually pop out. Recognizing a good idea is hard; you need experience and professors will usually fill this role. Finally, working an idea out is harder, as it requires motivation, time, stamina, and knowledge of where to go with it.”

It appears as though the undergraduate researchers listened to Schlimm’s advice, and, according to some, the results were hugely successful.  

“It blows me away how smart and articulate our students are,” Morton said. “The professors are just gushing.”

One of the student researchers was Karine Fonda, U1 Honours international development studies, who did her research on the “Health Insurance Access Database,” which examined health policies in Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development countries for different population groups.

Fonda described her research as both challenging and rewarding.  

“There is a lot of reading and selecting the right information, answering questions and asking more questions and trying to present everything in a coherent manner,” she said. “At the same time, I can apply some of my academic background. It improved my research experience as well as helped me explore other areas such as law and translations. For once, I can dive deep into the topic and I can see a pattern developing in a country.”  

For professors, much of the learning and co-operation is mutual.  

“We have excellent mutual relationship,” Schlimm said. “McGill undergrads are very motivated with diverse interests and we learn from each other’s original ideas.”

Research can also help students find where their interests lie.  

“It gives opportunity to test the field—only by doing it will you say, ‘This is really what I want to do’ or not,” Schlimm said.

This is especially relevant for undergraduate students who are still finding their passions. As part of his research study, Siddharth Mishra, U1 Honours economics, who is also majoring in international development studies, plans to travel to India this summer to examine its legal system.

 “Development is something I am interested in. It is a way to follow my interests,” Mishra said. “It will be an interesting experience and summer.”

 “Research lets you do what you love while getting paid for it,” he added.

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Radio host Jon Steinman talks food security at McGill

Sophie Silkes

On January 31, over 180 students, faculty, and community members attended a talk on local food system politics, delivered by Jon Steinman, broadcaster and host of the Nelson-based, internationally broadcast radio show “Deconstructing Dinner.”

Oliver de Volpi, McGill’s executive chef, introduced Steinman and provided the crowd with mostly locally grown snacks sourced from the Macdonald Campus Farm.  

Steinman, a Nelson, B.C., resident and avid proponent of the local-food movement, spent the first half of his talk emphasizing the risks inherent in supporting industrialized, large-scale agriculture.  

“We have very little choice but to invest in the industrial food system,” he said. “Is this investment secure? When we deconstruct it, the short answer is ‘No.'”

Steinman highlighted the six “food security concerns” which  he argued should be at the forefront of our consumer awareness. He emphasized his third point, “corporate concentration,” as the most critical for our understanding. Steinman cited Cargill—which, according to their website, is an “international producer and marketer of food, agricultural, financial, and industrial products and services”—as an example of how monopolized and vertically integrated contemporary food systems have become.

Cargill controls 40 per cent of slaughter capacity and 17 per cent of all grain in Canada, and also holds large stakes in the canola oil, corn, sugar, ginger ale, and ice cream markets. Cargill is also one of Canada’s largest producers of plant fertilizer, natural gas, salt, and corn plastics.

Steinman built off the example of Cargill to issue his plea for awareness of the possible perils of submitting to large-scale food systems and a call for widespread, holistic interaction between the consumers and their food.

According to Steinman, the fatal flaw of food production today amounts to the fact that “there’s a lot of money in the food system. It’s just not ending up in the pockets of the farmers.”  

After spending half of his talk discussing the current way in which consumers are inadvertently perpetuating the poor conditions of mass food production, Steinman described viable alternatives to supporting industrialized agriculture.  

“We live in a food system today that is quite a monoculture,” he said, urging listeners to cultivate external food systems through community shared agricultures and community cooperatives.

“We’re talking about trying to shift from one [food system] that is deeply rooted to one that is outside of the box,” he said.

The event, co-sponsored by McGill Food and Dining Services and the McGill Office of Sustainability also functioned as an official and public introduction to MFDS’s new sustainability strategy.  

“The talk was a wonderful forum for people from UQAM, UdeM and Concordia, as well as for outside groups—Ailments d’Ici, the Montreal Permaculture Guild—who were at the talk as well,” said Sarah Archibald, a U2 student and a coordinator for the Food Systems Project.

For the third portion of the gathering, audience members heard from Jonathan Glencross, the U3  architect behind the $2.4 million endowed Sustainability Projects Fund and one of the founders of the McGill Food Systems project, Laura Rhodes, the McGill’s Food Systems administrator, and Lilith Wyatt, the Sustainability Projects coordinator.  

Rhodes unveiled MFDS’s strategic action plan towards sustainable food purchasing.  

“How can a commitment to sustainable food systems at McGill create and support a culture of sustainability at the university?” Rhodes asked the crowd.

Rhodes presented a cohesive business model that involves applied student research in the creation of long lasting partnerships with local farms and suppliers who would supply dining locations on campus while keeping the McGill community informed  about the sustainability of its own food systems.

“If the end result is a system that students and professors are excited to study, staff and administrators are enthusiastic to run, and all campus members are proud to eat from, then we have succeeded in creating a culture of sustainability at McGill,” Glencross said.

Sports

McGill looks toward playoffs after disappointing finale

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

The McGill Martlets (10-10) let lead after lead slip as they fell 3-0 (21-25, 20-25, 22-25) to the fifth ranked University of Laval Rouge-et-Or (17-3) on Saturday night at Love Competition Hall. The Martlets held early leads in each of the three sets but were unable to withstand the relentless Laval attack.

It was the final regular season game for the Martlets and final regular season home game in the five-year careers of power right side Amy Graham and middle Kelsey Irwin, who leaves McGill with an all-time team record in kill percentage.

The Martlets started extremely strong, leading the first set 14-10 as Geneviève Plante’s serve aced the Rouge-et-Or twice. However, Laval stormed back with a 15-7 run to close out the first set 25-21.

“We started off pretty strong but I think the nerves got the best of us,” said Irwin who was tied with a team leading 10 kills.

Despite losing the first set, the Martlets kept their composure and jumped out to a 6-2 lead in the second set. But again, they let the lead slip away. Laval’s strong front line overpowered the Martlets as Marie-Christine Mondor led the Rouge-et-Or on a 13-3 run that gave Laval a commanding 15-9 lead. Laval won the second set 25-20 and Mondor led the game with 16 kills.

The first point of the third set was incredible as great defence on both sides kept the rally alive before McGill won the point. An emphatic spike three points later by Emily Kyte, who also finished with 10 kills, gave the Martlets a 3-1 lead. They were able to extend the gap to 14-10 but again failed to hold on. Laval took their first lead of the set 16-15 and never gave it up. In fitting fashion, Mondor closed out the game with a powerful spike to give the Rouge-et-Or a 25-22 set and straight sets victory.

It was an emotional game for the team, Graham, and Irwin. Irwin has continually improved throughout her career to eventually become one of McGill’s better players in recent memory.

“She started from nowhere and really progressed through the whole thing,” said Martlets Head Coach Rachèle Béliveau. “She is a very good competitor, she loves competition.”

While Irwin and Graham’s last career home game did not go as planned, they have the upcoming playoffs to look forward to. With the win, Laval has earned a bye, while McGill plays the University of Montreal in a best of three semi-final. The winner of that match will play in the final against Laval. Because the CIS tournament will be hosted by the Rouge-et-Or, three teams from Quebec will qualify for Nationals. As a result, the loser of the Montreal-McGill clash will face last place Sherbrooke in a best of three competition to determine the last qualifier.

“Tonight wasn’t like we expected to be honest,” said Irwin. “Whenever you’re playing Laval you have to fight really hard if you want to win … We have to be really, really aggressive at the net. We’re playing Montreal next weekend. They’re a good hard hitting team and if we want to win we just have to hit a lot harder.”

Béliveau stressed that the team has already begun preparing for the playoffs.

“We’re going to be ready,” she said. “We worked on some things tonight in preparation for the playoffs. We asked the hitters to hit hard no matter what. We didn’t want to give any free balls and hit as hard as possible all the time and I think we did apply it today.”

As the playoffs begin next weekend, the Martlets hope to avenge their three regular season losses to Montreal and wrap up a berth in the CIS tournament. McGill plays at the University of Montreal on Friday night before returning home on Saturday at 6 p.m. If the series is tied one game apiece, a tie breaker will be held at Montreal on Sunday afternoon.

Sports

Rethinking hockey’s age-old prejudices

Sometimes sports are just sports. Like the Super Bowl this weekend, they can be fun to watch and don’t mean much. Sometimes though, sports serve as a platform for a greater cause. I’m reminded of this because the day before the Super Bowl, February 5, was the one-year anniversary of Brendan Burke’s tragic and untimely death. Burke died skidding on an icy Indiana road and crashing into an oncoming Ford truck, but his unique and unusual legacy is still felt strongly in the National Hockey League community and beyond.

Burke was a varsity goaltender in high school, but quit the team before graduation. He went on to become the student manager of the University of Miami hockey team. Until November 2009, his only real claim to widespread hockey fame was as the son of the more famous Burke: Brian, the current GM of the Maple Leafs and architect of the 2007 Stanley Cup winning Anaheim Ducks.

Brendan became famous in his own right, partly still due to his connection to his father, but also as a gay advocate in hockey. Growing up in the world of hockey, which can be a homophobic culture at times, Brendan quit his high school team for fear his teammates would find out he was gay. Since coming out in his sophomore year at the University of Miami and finding tremendous support from both his family and hockey team, Brendan decided to spread his story.

Brendan’s efforts, impressive as they were, won’t be remembered in the same way as Jackie Robinson breaking the colour barrier or Muhammad Ali declaring himself a pacifist, simply because Burke was no star of the game. But for every Robinson, for every Ali, there’s a precursor, someone of lesser stature who paves the way forward. In baseball, 60 years before Robinson took the field, there was Moses Fleetwood Walker, a middling catcher for the now-defunct American Association, the real first African-American to play professional baseball.

Still, Burke’s experience and the media reaction it spawned shows that the time for another watershed moment in sports is drawing near. Soon, there will likely be an openly gay athlete in one of the “Big Four” (NHL, MLB, NBA, and NFL). And, even though hockey is behind in many ways (no retired hockey player has ever come out, the locker room culture is often perceived as homophobic), my money is still on the NHL, Canada’s league, to produce the first.

There have been numerous gay athletes in baseball, hockey, football, and basketball, and some have even come out publicly after retiring, but none were openly gay during their playing careers. Glenn Burke, no relation to Brian and Brendan, the man known for popularizing the high-five after home runs in baseball, has said that both his teammates and team management were aware of his sexual orientation, and that this played a role in prematurely ending his career. Still, it’s unclear in Glenn’s case to what degree knowledge of his sexuality was public.

It’s possible that a hockey player will go much further than Glenn Burke ever did, and will come out, not only to teammates and management, but to the entire media circus. It’ll be tough to do, and only a superior player or a person of superior character will be able to do it—the former because he won’t have to fear losing his job, and the latter because he’ll take the risk for a greater cause. Hockey players, for all their “pugnacity, testosterone, truculence, and belligerence” are still mostly Canadian kids. And my assumption for Canadians is a higher degree of tolerance than found elsewhere. As recently out journalist Steve Buckley said in an interview with The Good Men Project, “[R]eading all these emails in the last couple weeks, everybody’s got a lesbian sister. Everyone’s got a nephew who is gay. Everyone’s got somebody in their lives who’s gay. And it’s not a question. People say, ‘Well, can a Major League baseball player be out? Would his teammates accept him?’ And that misses the point. It’s not a question of whether those teammates will accept him. It’s a question of whether those teammates have already accepted other people in their lives who are gay or lesbian or transgendered.”

Furthermore, Sean Avery, widely regarded as one of the bigger meatheads in professional hockey, has expressed on record his solidarity with any youths who love hockey but are afraid to come out to their teammates. If Avery can show this kind of tolerance, anybody can. I have a lot of faith in Canada, and in hockey as a result, to follow in the trail Brendan began to blaze and bring down the next major prejudice in sports.

Opinion

This I believe?

“When you believe in things that you don’t understand then you suffer. Superstition ain’t the way.”

—Stevie Wonder

The university can be a hotbed for superstition. When you fill people’s heads with speculative ideas that are presented as facts, things will always get messy. Facts and metaphysical truths, when taken as sacred, become superstitions. When we make a professor more sacred than a book, or a book more sacred than a friend, or a friend more sacred than a lover, we are playing with fire. Making something sacred is a problem because when you don’t understand, when your gut tells you something is fishy, you can simply say: “Nope, better believe the preacher, doctor, monk, parent, novelist, counsellor, lover, professor, magician, swami, etc.” We’re addicted to this. Easy answers equal distraction from difficulties on the home front. We’re not in “the real world,” we have no real problems.

True, we want to help the world, which is a good thing. But it’s not a pass for us to be high and mighty with problems. When you don’t understand why you feel the way you do, you risk the loss of your gut, or your intuitions. You say: “There must be something wrong with my abilities,” or you look for some bigger existential problem to chew on endlessly. Or, you pay $5,000 dollars to fly to Africa to feed children, when the real problem is almost always at home. There are starving children in Montreal, too, and your boyfriend and parents have nothing to do with Nietzsche.

We sometimes tend to believe that when there are problems with us or with the world, that these problems are us or the world. We don’t trust that we understand the situation well enough to deal with it. It’s all very mystical and unreflective. The image of the superstitious person used to be the ignorant believer, the person who “took the red pill.” But the young thinker is just as susceptible. When things get difficult in school, we know that we can get a mental health note or an aderol. When we feel perplexed, we know we can read “The Unbearable Lightness of Being” or Plato. But these “answers” don’t make our “souls weigh more” at the end of it; they don’t make us better than anyone else.

Do we really have to rely on vague diagnoses, esoteric intellectuals, and wonder drugs to supplement our “feeble” minds? Some more relevant questions might be: Am I treating my roommates well? How’s grandma? Why does Brad’s room always smell funny?

When it comes down to it, belief comes from instinct and intuition, those vague and detestable, intangible things. We can’t read about the backs of our own heads.

As an exercise, ask yourself what you really got out of that literature or philosophy class, and then compare it to what you might get out of a Pixar movie or the advice of a good friend. Ask yourself why you dismiss the possibility of a Pixar movie being a source of real wisdom.

Facts, diagnoses, intellectuals and leather-bound books can often just provoke superstition, though they may add to our university street cred. That’s not to say that they’re always bad, they just have their place somewhere behind things we really do understand—friends, family and our sense of self; all those silly rank and file values.

Opinion

Endorsements for Thursday’s GA motions

McGill Tribune

Resolution Re: The Society’s Invesments – YES

This resolution would amend the Students’ Society’s bylaws to include information regarding its investments in corporate shares and government bonds. As SSMU’s counsel has advised, this is necessary in order to bring the corporation in line with Quebec law.

Resolution Re: Biking on Campus – NO

If passed, this resolution would mandate SSMU to investigate whether bikes on campus are dangerous, to lobby the administration to reinstate biking on campus, and to look for ways to make biking safer. The administration made it clear in the Fall that they have no intention of reversing this policy, and no General Assembly motion or student-conducted research will change this. Also, it’s doubtful that SSMU has either the resources to effectively study this issue or improve bicycle safety.

Resolution Re: The Improvement of the SSMU — NO

Citing concerns with SSMU’s administrative structure, this resolution proposes that the organization commission an independent study by an outside researcher, preferably a student, to investigate the SSMU’s efficiency and business practices. While we’d love to see SSMU operate more efficiently, we’re concerned about hiring a student to conduct the study. While student researchers can produce good work, this particular project is in an area where it’s unlikely that any student would have the expertise required to conduct a complete, useful analysis.

 

Resolution Re: The Appointment of McKinsey & Co. — NO

This resolution proposes that SSMU oppose the appointment of McKinsey & Co., a consulting group that McGill recently announced will provide services pro bono to the university, as well as the appointment of one of the company’s administrators to the McGill’s Board of Governors. Many of the whereas clauses, however, in this resolution are simplistic and devoid of context. Most corporations as large as McKinsey have taken actions that, when cited out of context, may reflect poorly on the company. This does not make the corporation inherently evil and certainly does not mean we shouldn’t avail ourselves of their services, particularly when they are offered for free.

Resolution Re: Use of McGill’s Name — YES

If passed, this resolution would mandate SSMU to continue to fight for the rights of student groups to use the McGill name in their titles and would ban the university from using any of these groups in their own publications if no progress is made. Many clubs and services on campus, including the Tribune, have recently faced problems stemming from the university’s restrictions on the use of its name and this resolution is a step in the right direction.

 

Opinion

Meaningful dialogue at McGill

McGill Tribune

OMEQ is a student club that seeks to provide an on-campus forum for dialogue on Israel and Palestine. This brief description, however, does not tell the full story, nor does it address the critical issues that must be raised: what does dialogue mean? How do we do it? Aren’t there enough Israel and Palestine groups on campus?

Dialogue can mean different things to different people. Many are hesitant to approach it. Some see it as an excuse to do nothing substantive. Some see it as a waste of time. I respectfully disagree. Dialogue is about listening to another human being. Through this lens, dialogue can be considered an end unto itself; it allows you to gain an incredibly valuable understanding of what another person thinks, and why they think it. Without actually speaking to and genuinely listening to others, it becomes all too easy to stereotype them and make cookie cutter assumptions about their opinions.

The integral component of this is dialogue as a whole is not an end unto itself. When the component of dialogue described above is construed as the whole, many are driven away, concluding that dialogue is a waste of time.

Yet, this position does not take into account the necessity of dialogue initiatives in connection with the broader world. Dialogue does not exist in a vacuum. Those who engage in dialogue are bound to be those who care about the issue at hand (in this case, Israel/Palestine). Those who care about the issue will take action, both public and private. Dialogue in general, and that which takes place in OMEQ specifically, is in no way mutually exclusive with activism or debate. Rather, these are for other forums, some of which already exist. OMEQ does not seek to replace Students for Palestinian Human Rights, Hillel, or any other politically active Israel/Palestine group on campus. Rather, OMEQ intends to provide a space for respectful engagement between those who might otherwise never have a discussion with one another. In doing so, OMEQ aims to empower participants to act responsibly and purposefully.

To this end, we organize frequent events and discussions. In the past, we have hosted speakers (such as Daniel Levy and Amjad Atallah from the Middle East Task Force of the New American Foundation) to spark conversation, held film screenings followed by discussions (including various short films from attendees of the Peace It Together program), and organized discussions pertaining to pressing current issues. And this is only the beginning. Attending university provides each of us with the unique opportunity to share the classroom and the campus with individuals and groups whose views run counter to our own. To OMEQ, this diversity is best viewed not as a source of discomfort and strife, but rather as an incredible opportunity for education, growth and action. Everyone is welcome at OMEQ events and anyone can influence its character because it’s essentially a human endeavour. It’s an attempt to listen and speak honestly and openly with others about an issue for which many carry so much passion.

Micha Stettin is VP External of OMEQ: Depth Through Dialogue

More information can be found at the OMEQ Facebook group, or at depththroughdialogue.com.

Opinion

Newburgh should apologize, but not resign

McGill Tribune

The Students’ Society Council voted in confidential session  on Thursday to publicly censure President Zach Newburgh. While this limited information was all that was initially offered to students, it is now known that the censure was the result of Newburgh’s involvement with a new company, Jobbook. Debate on the issue, which began as a motion to impeach the president, was conducted in over six hours of confidential session—all non-councillors were barred from the meeting and councillors were prohibited from discussing the proceedings. Only because of reporting by the campus media do we know anything more than that Newburgh was censured.

From the Architecture Cafe to the GA reform process, “consultation” and “transparency” have been the buzzwords of the year in McGill’s student politics. It’s unfortunate, then, that Robert’s Rules of Order swear Council to secrecy when dealing with punishment of its members. A public censure means little if students are not privy to the circumstances surrounding it.

Some of Newburgh’s actions did lead us to question his judgment, such as unilaterally entering into business negotiations on behalf of SSMU; signing the initial confidentiality agreement; and having a personal financial stake in the Jobbook project. He certainly owes students and Council a full explanation and public apology. No one, however, has provided proof that he violated any of SSMU’s by-laws or its constitution. It’s unfair to definitively condemn or defend Newburgh’s actions unless more information becomes public.

An editorial published by the McGill Daily on Saturday called for Newburgh’s immediate resignation. On the basis of the little information currently available, any call for Newburgh’s removal from office is both premature and an incredible overreaction. Not only is it problematic for Council to impeach or censure someone without releasing any information on why it’s deserved, it’s also irresponsible for those outside of Council to align themselves on either side without more information.

Newburgh may have exercised poor judgment at some moments in his dealings with Jean de Brabant and Jobbook. Given what we know, however, neither SSMU as a corporation nor any individuals involved were harmed by his actions. Though Newburgh has failed in at least one aspect of his job description—leading and maintaining unity among his team of executives—the burden of proof is on those calling for his resignation to prove that his offence was grave enough for him to resign. Perhaps such information will come to light in the coming weeks, but given the details at hand, there is no reason for Newburgh to leave his office.

Mookie Kideckel, Managing Editor, is Zach Newburgh’s roommate. He did not contribute to this editorial or review the Tribune’s coverage of events surrounding the issue.

A prematurely published version of this article contained numerous factual inaccuracies. The Tribune regrets the errors.

Opinion

Harper right to force reversal of ISP decision

McGill Tribune

Last week, the Canadian Radio-television Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) ruled to allow a usage-based billing system for Internet Service Providers. The decision is anti-competitive and a disservice to technological advancement, and the federal government is right to force the CRTC to review its decision.

In Canada, there are a few major Internet Service Providers (ISPs) who have built and installed the infrastructure required to connect a major computer network to the Internet. These large companies, like Bell Canada, now provide Internet service to home users and businesses. Smaller companies like TekSavvy and Montreal-DSL rent usage rights from the larger companies, allowing them to use a certain portion of the host companies’ Internet connection. Thus, the smaller companies are able to provide Internet service to customers without the large startup costs.

This rental system has allowed smaller companies to compete with the major Canadian ISPs by providing better rates and “unlimited” plans that offer users a flat-rate, all-you-can-download connection. Now, the big ISPs want customers of these smaller ISPs who download more to be charged proportionally, on a per-gigabyte basis. Under the CRTC’s ruling this is exactly what would happen. The start-ups would have no choice but to pass these charges on to their customers, who would then be responsible for the charges.

Such usage-based billing will likely be harmful for Canada’s already-weak technology infrastructure. Despite consistently ranking as one of the most developed nations in the world, Canadians have the 34th-fastest connection speed, along with pricier connections. Implementing usage-based billing for ISPs will only serve to inhibit the competition, further perpetuating the oligopoly that already exists. If startup companies realize they’re going to be charged extra to do their work in Canada, they will move elsewhere. Usage-based billing would also discourage bandwidth-heavy services like Netflix and Skype from serving Canada. Users who will be charged extra to watch television online will favour turning on the TV. This shift diverts money from the online television providers and into the pockets of the big ISPs, who often profit from television. By providing an incentive to watch the television instead of Netflix, the major ISPs are promoting an unfair competitive advantage in a different market as well.

The Tribune supports any decision to promote fair competition between companies, but the ruling by the CRTC clearly does not fall into this category. The proposed fee of $2.50 per gigabyte over the limit is more than a 10,000 per cent inflation on the actual cost of transmitting the data, estimated at less than one cent per gigabyte. The big ISPs would be pocketing 99 per cent of the costs paid by their competitors, an unprecedented and preposterous scenario.

For these reasons, we support overruling the CRTC’s decision. The CRTC should be encouraging a fair market for ISPs, not promoting anti-competitive business strategies and corporate strong-arming.

Opinion

A letter to Egypt’s presidential hopefuls

McGill Tribune

Dear Presidential Candidate,

I promise you, even though we seem angry and persistent and uncompromising in our demand for national change today, you will find us to be a people who will gratefully settle for some pocket change tomorrow.

The fact is, we are still recovering from a traumatically abusive relationship that senselessly battered our ability to trust. Ask any psychologist about “learned helplessness,” and you will be convinced that chronic neglect can cause a disturbing level of psychological damage to a human. And if there is anything we have been for the past 30 years, it was neglected.

Although many of us may never fully heal, we will do whatever it takes to rescue our national dignity, which has been drowned in the Nile River for all these years. And when we do, we will revive our ability to scrutinize those who lead us, and we will demand nothing short of excellence. Which brings us to you.

While most candidates for office typically have to labour for months in order to convince their people that change is even needed, you did not have to trouble yourself. We are so fired up for change that it has taken every water-cannoned truck in the country to cool us down. In fact, all you have to do now is convince us that you have the best blueprint for reform.

In the past, you would have had no problem seducing us with the warmth of your charming promises and persuade us that you are nothing like our ex. Your articulate speeches would have made our hearts race with excitement, our eyes swell with hope, and our souls flap their wings into the horizon of freedom. But we learned from the Americans.

But soon enough, we will get over our painful past and throttle our recovered minds into a promising future. Soon enough, we will cough out the debris of your powerful anesthetic and wake up to the reality of who you really are. And when we do, we will not be fazed by your superpower of eloquence, because our X-ray vision will see right through your hollow words. Take a look at the Americans.

The whole world watched Senator Barack Obama promise to redeem their national pride and restore their international reputation. He convinced Americans—heck, even non-Americans!—that he was fatally allergic to everything George Bush. And they—no, we—trusted him.

Two years later, the Democratic Party suffered the most humiliating defeat of any midterm election since 1938. Today, almost half of all Americans disapprove of Obama’s performance thus far. And his ratings continue to drop.

We Egyptians, like the Americans, are no longer mesmerized by catchy slogans, and we have been immunized against the contagiousness of your charm. Your superpower of eloquence will no longer avail you, because we have acquired X-ray vision. And we will see right through your hollow words every time.

We are not interested in hearing about how un-Mubarak you plan to be, or in listening to a list of transgressions you vow never to commit.. In fact, we want very few words at all. Focus instead on building a roadmap for our country and a vision for our future.  

What we want is the process—not the promise—of change. And if you fail to deliver, we will find somebody who will. Because you do not have the power to change us, but we have the power to exchange you.

Good luck,

Mohammed Ashour

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