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McGill Tribune

Don’t be surprised if you run into increasingly shocking and obtrusive security measures at airports this holiday season, courtesy of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), a body of the United States Government.  The latest twist in the ongoing farce of increased airport security measures is the installation of approximately 385 “advanced imaging technology machines” (read: full body scanners) in terminals across the country. The scanners work by emitting x-rays that easily travel through clothing but are stopped by the higher density of your skin, thus painting a picture for a security guard behind the scenes of your completely exposed birthday suit. The guard kept in a separate room then relays to the security guard if something is being concealed or if you are free to go.

I find it an obscene violation of travellers’ privacy to submit to this x-ray porn, even if the individual who monitors the scans is completely isolated from passengers. What is worse, however, and what has drawn the most scrutiny, is the alternative to the full body scan being implemented by the TSA. Putting it loosely, it can be described as a more “intimate” version of the security pat down, meaning that the security guard will get to shortstop with you without even asking for your passport or inviting you for sushi dinner.

Clearly, only 10 years after 9/11, airport security is still a relevant concern. So is security in trains, buses, and other public institutions that could be targeted by terrorists. I see no justification for why these particular new security measures, which I believe to be unconstitutional, unjust, and disturbing, are necessary. There are a few simple arguments against the necessity of these new devices: for one, seeing that they are not at every airport, and are only in the U.S. (so far), a terrorist with any amount of brains can simply choose an airport without the new technology (a list of airports is available online), or go on a flight en route to the States. Secondly, the absence of successful terrorist attacks cannot be proven as a sign that these increased security measures work. Rather, we can only say that millions of passengers are being inconvenienced and robbed of their civil liberties. Still, polls show over 80 per cent of Americans approve of the new security measures.

Only in a fear-driven, reactionary society could these and other similar airport regulations take foot. A failed shoe-bomber means that every passenger must take off their shoes. A failed underwear-bomber and we now must be subject to intrusive full-body scans or a “gentle pat-down.” The new scanners don’t penetrate body cavities: how long until it becomes standard to find explosives trapped in the place “where the sun don’t shine?”

Security regulators are missing the point, and violating passengers’ rights and dignity. I, for one, believe that simple interrogation and a metal detector is plenty sufficient to ensure my safety on board. When a traveller is flying to Mexico from New York with no suitcase, no return ticket, and is visibly nervous, maybe you ought to pull him aside for secondary testing and further interrogation. But don’t treat millions of passengers, elderly and children included, like terrorists with this disgusting treatment. If we do not stand up now and reverse this unjust practice, the next two words you might be hearing at an airport are “spread ‘em.”

Eli Freedman is a U1 Economics and Finance student, and can be reached at [email protected]

Letters to the Editor, Opinion

Letter to the Editor

Re: Fighting the anti-free speech Frenzy (editorial, November 23, 2010)

November 23rd’s Editorial, “Fighting the anti-free speech frenzy,” is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the legal concept of freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is a negative freedom: the government (or university) cannot censor or forbid speech that it disagrees with (which is what happened in the case of George Galloway). However, protests by private citizens are not “censorship” and they certainly are not “anti-free speech frenzy.” Just because the government cannot forbid you from speaking does not mean that you can say whatever you want without suffering the consequences. Not all opinions have equal validity. For example, if a Holocaust denier came to speak at McGill, I think shutting down his talk would be a reasonable reaction for the simple reason that the McGill community doesn’t want Holocaust denial on campus (I hope).

Additionally, it seems somewhat absurd to complain about the abridgment of Christie Blatchford’s right to free speech. She has a column in a national newspaper, shutting down one of her talks is primarily a symbolic action. She still has all the free speech she needs.

– Jonathon Booth

 

Off the Board, Opinion

Simplify Sexual Harassment Procedure

Last week I wrote a Features article (“Sexual Harassment at McGill,” November 23) about sexual harassment at McGill. I expected it to be a straightforward assignment—resources for this type of thing should be easily accessible. But by the time I sat down to write the article, I was disturbed by what I had uncovered. To begin my research, I spoke with a young woman who had issued a complaint against a faculty member. The recovery process has taken years. She still hasn’t gotten justice or even seen the investigation file.

My first few stops were SACOMSS and the McGill Legal Information Clinic. Armed with a copy of the Sexual Harassment Policy and list of questions, I was prepared to translate hordes of legal jargon into colloquial language. Instead I found a constant pattern of redirection.

I went to the SACOMSS office without an appointment to discuss the services they offered, as most victims would. The volunteers at the time were perfectly polite, but said they had never fielded a call before. When I asked about the complaint process, they directed me to their advocacy group. They seemed to be there only for emotional support.

I called the group’s hotline number, and was told I should have sent an email instead. I repeatedly asked for a phone number—much like any victim would want—but instead was assured that my email would be answered quickly. I know that the McGill administration likes to do everything via email, but I had hoped for less red tape from a student service. I eventually did get a hold of someone, but for an organization that operates on the foundation of urgency and dispensing information, this redirection was unacceptable.

My next stop was the McGill Legal Information Clinic. I wasn’t hopeful, as the clinic is run by Law students who can’t guarantee client confidentiality. I was told at the front desk to consult McGill’s policy on sexual harassment, and that if a victim wants to pursue legal action, the clinic can direct him or her to a lawyer. Again, answers seemed elusive.

The harassment complaint process is like any other bureaucratic process: lots of forms, waiting, and ambiguous language. Some stipulations seem designed to deter investigations, such as time limitations and the fact that the provost can overrule the report. McGill staff investigates cases of harassment against members of the McGill community, so there’s always the potential for a conflict of interest. Justice can be attained within the system, and victims are encouraged to seek outside recourse if they’re unhappy with the results McGill’s process. But given how emotionally draining this process is, it’s unlikely that victims will want to speak up again.   

SACOMSS is a great organization that provides emotional support, but on its own it’s not enough. The university should work with SACOMSS and Mental Health Services to ensure that victims are receiving full support, and should allocate staff specifically for issues of assault or harassment both on and off campus.

There is a silver lining to all of this: when interviewed, Associate Provost Lydia White wanted feedback on the harassment complaint process. There are opportunities for change, but in a situation like this, no one realizes how deterring the current process can be until they’ve been through it themselves.

Off the Board, Opinion

Here comes the SunTV

Last Friday, the Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission approved Category Two certification for SunTV, a 24-hour news/talk television channel. The negative reactions of many Canadians at the prospect of SunTV, which have been evident since Quebecor announced plans to create the channel, are the most recent manifestation of a widespread fear that the country is moving to the right, away from its more liberal traditions.

SunTV was originally championed by Kory Teneycke, then Quebecor vice-president of development, who is also a former communications director for Stephen Harper. The prospect of a cable news network run by a former Harper staffer perturbed many critics from the left, causing some to derisively nickname the channel: Fox News North.  

The air of scandal that has surrounded discussions about SunTV since its inception gives off the impression that the entire issue is a much bigger deal than it really is.

First of all, despite the nickname that has become so ubiquitous in the media, SunTV is in no way affiliated with Fox News, NewsCorp, or Rupert Murdoch. If SunTV proves to be the Canadian equivalent of Fox News, then this will likely inflame the tone of political debate and news coverage in the same way as it has in the United States. However, it is presumptuous to assume that this is what Quebecor has in mind for its new channel. Yes, SunTV may lean right of centre, but leaning right does not necessarily mean that SunTV will replicate the more divisive aspects of Fox News.

In reality, it is unlikely that the channel will survive in Canada if it offers a platform to the Canadian equivalent of Glenn Beck or Bill O’Reilly. Although it certainly exists, the Canadian radical right has neither the following nor the power that it does in the U.S.

What scares our neighbours to the south most about Fox News is its overwhelming popularity and political influence. However, the channel did not create the far right in the U.S.; it simply articulates their political opinions. If SunTV is approved, it will not cause cause millions of socially conservative Canadians to come out from the woodwork. Our health care system and women’s right to choose will not be in danger just because SunTV becomes an option in a cable package. To think otherwise is to assume cable news channels have much more influence on people’s political opinions than they actually do.

By approving SunTV’s application, the CRTC hasn’t made a radical decision; it has simply confirmed freedom of the press. Luckily for Canadians, they can also exercise their freedom of choice: if you don’t like what you’re seeing on SunTV, change the channel.

Opinion

Talking terrorism in Times Square

I had an hour to spare this past Sunday while waiting for the bus from New York to Montreal. Pushing through the crowds of 42nd Street, I found my way to the metal chairs and tables in Times Square, which, for better or for worse, is America.

I sat watching the crowds. I thought about this year’s attempted car bombing of Times Square, the success of which would have marked May 1 forever in the world’s consciousness as the anniversary of an immeasurable tragedy, the failure of which preserved it as just another day.

What is it about Times Square that would make someone want to destroy it? What is it about the much smaller, more quaint Pioneer Square in Portland, Oregon (in which I have also people-watched), the site of another attempted car bombing this past weekend?

As good liberals, we want to reject anything resembling the early Bush-era formulations of answers to this question, anything along the lines of “they hate us.” This would be oversimplification, racism, or, worse, neo-conservatism. We don’t really know what to do with Islamic terrorism. We pause before even calling it terrorism. And we’re very uncomfortable calling it Islamic.

Every time a new plot is thwarted and revealed, a deafening silence erupts from the left. There’s a slew of mental hurdles a good liberal must overcome before coming to a rational conclusion about what has come so close to taking place. We worry about government secrets, media secrets, chickens coming home to roost, the culture of fear, racial profiling, religious intolerance, about being swept up in self-congratulatory patriotism, wasting our precious critical resources, and being complicit.

Moreover, as a good liberal, I also dislike Times Square and all the corporate fetishization it stands for. I, too, think the world would be a better place if it were not America, and if this America were not fast becoming the world. I, too, suspect modernity of trickery and don’t wish for a second American Century like the first.

I considered all this while reading the story about the Portland plot in the New York Times. Do I consider myself, after finishing the article, privy to the whole truth? If the repeated Wikileaks disclosures have taught us anything, it’s that government secrets didn’t end with the release of the Pentagon Papers, nor with the Iran-Contra hearings, nor with illegal domestic wiretapping. Despite my liberalism and my passion for crossword puzzles, I have as healthy a skepticism of the New York Times and its partners in the “lamestream media” as any uneducated Sarah Palin fanatic. I don’t trust the Times to deliver news without spin. I don’t trust it to form my ideas about terrorism.

However, we also must not let our sheltered North Amerian lives deceive us about the way the world works. The Times reported that Mohamed Osman Mohamud, the 19-year old Somali-born American citizen accused of the attempted Portland bombing, when told there would be a lot of children in Pioneer Square for a tree-lighting ceremony, replied, “Yeah, I mean that’s what I’m looking for.” It requires serious logical contortions to bend that statement into anything other than evidence of pure hatred.

The onus is on the person trying to situate Mohamud’s comments in the context of anything to prove he or she hasn’t been terribly deceived.

Features

Making the varsity cut

When Martlet Lacrosse captain Megan Halbrook went to the McGill Varsity Athletics website last May and found her team’s webpage missing, she had no idea what it signified.

“I called the web page administrator in Athletics because I assumed something had gone wrong in the computer code,” Halbrook says. “She informed me that because we weren’t a varsity team we weren’t allowed to have a page under varsity sports. And that’s how I found out we weren’t a varsity team anymore.”

This change in status for the Martlets was part of a major restructuring of McGill’s varsity teams system implemented at the start of this school year. Prior to these changes, McGill operated on a three-tier system. Level I teams consisted of football, hockey, basketball, soccer, swimming, and women’s volleyball, while Level II included cross country, track, rugby, badminton, rowing, and men’s volleyball. Level III teams, also known as intercollegiate clubs, included all other teams.

Under the new system, Level I teams operate under the status quo. While men’s volleyball was removed from Level II, a number of teams have been added in addition to the previously mentioned teams: baseball, women’s field hockey, men’s lacrosse, alpine ski, and synchronized swimming. Men’s volleyball was removed from Level II.

The biggest changes, however, were aimed at the Level III teams. These teams, now comprised of cheerleading, cricket, curling, cycling, fencing, figure skating, women’s lacrosse, nordic ski, squash, tennis, ultimate, and men’s volleyball, are no longer considered “teams” by the university. Instead, they are now called “competitive clubs,” and fall under the purview of campus recreation. Because members are no longer considered varsity athletes, they can no longer use the varsity gym. These teams no longer receive funding from Athletics and must instead pay the administration an annual fee of $100 per team. They are also not permitted to compete in CIS, OUA, or QSSF leagues or competitions.

According to Athletics Director Drew Love, this restructuring was partially the result of budget considerations. Facing shortfalls in some program expenditures, McGill Athletics cut approximately $120,000 from intercollegiate sports. Love emphasized, however, that these changes were also the result of a major review of all Athletics programs and sports which the department conducts every four to five years.

“When you look at how you deliver your programming you also have to look at what’s happening at other schools across the country, at our leagues, and what we have available to deliver,” he says. “Queen’s has made similar moves as we’ve done.”

For the 30 members of the McGill ultimate team, the team fee is not a major issue, according to its president Rumi Tejpar. However, the loss of varsity status has a significant impact.

“It’s a heavy commitment, and to not be able to say that you play on a varsity team, that you’re just a club, means you have very little credibility,” he says. “People won’t choose to come to McGill now if they can’t say they’re a varsity athlete.”

Halbrook says that while losing varsity status was disappointing, the main challenge the Martlets have faced has to do with medical services. Now, Halbrook says, simply obtaining a roll of medical tape is a five-step process.

“If someone needs their ankle taped, I do it,” she says. “The only experience I have is from watching YouTube videos.”

Tom Fabian, Students’ Society vice-president internal,  former Varsity Council president and men’s volleyball team member, says that while he understands the restructuring from a sports management perspective, he’s concerned with the lack of transparency behind the decision-making process.

“The main issue for a lot of athletes is that there was no real criteria for us to see,” he says. “I understand why they did it, but it wasn’t a fair process.”

Both Halbrook and Love acknowledged that the OUA’s prior restructuring to eliminate its women’s lacrosse, squash, tennis, and figure skating leagues impacted these teams’ position in McGill’s new system. With the OUA’s decision, these McGill teams lost leagues in which to compete. However, Halbrook says when she approached the Athletics administration with questions, they were unresponsive.

“The varsity people told me I wasn’t under their jurisdiction, and the recreation admin said they didn’t know what to do with us,” she says. “I wrote long, impassioned emails to Drew Love and Lisen Moore and they responded by sending me a PowerPoint presentation.”

Although there is no longer an OUA women’s lacrosse league, the team competed through the Fall in a private league organized by Halbrook and the coaches of the teams that previously played in the league. While the OUA is sponsoring a women’s lacrosse championship, the Martlets cannot attend due to a McGill regulation which stipulates that teams who are not part of officially sanctioned leagues cannot compete in championships.

“To not let us go to championships is like cutting us at our knees,” Halbrook says. “I just want to hold the trophy and now that’s not possible.”

The situation of the men’s volleyball team, however, is unique in that it is the only team to be dropped to competitive club level that could still possibly compete in a sanctioned league, in their case the CIS. According to Love, when compared to universities across the country, McGill had been drastically underfunding the men’s volleyball team. Athletics was thus faced with the option of either investing at least $100,000 in the program or cutting it completely.

“It couldn’t continue the way it was. Its competitiveness was not there. The continuity of the program without a full-time coach was not there. We didn’t offer financial assistance to our athletes so we were unable to recruit the best student athletes,” Love says. “They were taking a significant amount of funding for what they were doing, and we felt that it was best for those funds to be redistributed.”

Ryan Brant, assistant coach and former men’s volleyball player, however, disagreed with Love regarding the team’s competitiveness.

“If everything stayed the same, our team would have fought for second or third place in our league this year. We had very strong returning players,” he says. “We just weren’t given an opportunity to continue to play.”

He was also confident that the team would find a way to finance many of their expenses, even with no support from McGill.

“We could have fundraised. I would have coached for free,” Brant says. “When we met with Lisen Moore, the intercollegiate manager, we asked what we could do to save our program, and she said we needed to raise $2 million. We thought we could raise $30,000, but they were concerned about a lack of funding year to year.”

Like Halbrook, Martlet lacrosse Head Coach Heather Roffey and members of the men’s volleyball team were disappointed with how and when news of the restructuring was conveyed to them.

“I hold no animosity towards the department if changes needed to be made to create stronger athletic programs,” Roffey says. “Being a part of the decision process, or having some advanced warning of decisions already made, would have lessened the emotional impact.”

While Halbrook learned of the change through the McGill website, Fabian says his team’s coach was informed over the phone in late April.

“It was pretty awful that they didn’t tell us, when we asked them so many times,” Fabian says. “It wasn’t until the day after the Athletics Gala that they even told the coaches.”

Love, however, said that restructuring announcements are always made once all teams have completed their seasons.

“The reality is there’s no good time to make an announcement,” he says. “If you make announcements prior to the end of the season that a team is no longer going to compete after the season, now you have an emotional environment where you have people participating on a team that isn’t going to exist any longer.”

When they learned of the change, two freshman volleyball players decided to transfer to Ontario schools that still offered volleyball teams. In addition, Brant had to inform their numerous recruits that the team would no longer exist. While some decided to attend McGill regardless, others opted to go elsewhere—in Dominic Kucharski’s case, the University of Montreal.

“I applied [to McGill] because it’s such a great school academically, and combined with volleyball, it would have been the perfect school for me,” he says. “As much as I wanted to go to McGill, I wanted to play volleyball as well, so I had to look at other options.”

Kucharski said that while he is happy to be playing volleyball, he is still disappointed.

“I was devastated when I found out. I felt like all my future plans were gone out the window,” he says. “I knew what rez I would be in, I knew some of the guys on the team. I was really looking forward to playing for McGill.”

For former Level III teams, however, McGill’s new sports model has provided increased support and recognition. Love cited the men’s baseball team, who recently won the National Championship, as an example of the possible success of such a system. Synchronized swimming Head Coach Cassandra Bilogan said the increase in pool time her team received this year is just as significant as any financial support.

“It’s frustrating having minimal pool time and having one of the only teams at McGill that consistently wins nationals and places well at all their competitions,” she says. “I’ve been fighting for this for years, and this is the first year we actually got more time and it’s been really helpful.”

In addition to increased support for new Level II teams, Love explained that the department has hired a part-time clubs coordinator whose main task is to offer support and guidance to the competitive clubs. Roffey said the support structure in place has been particularly beneficial for her team.

“I think it is important to note that the newly formed sport club office has been extremely understanding, helpful, and patient with our team as we navigate through this season,” she says. “They are working with the teams to create competitive programs with the fewer resources we now have.”

According to Norman O’Reilly, associate professor of sport business at the University of Ottawa, a lack of resources has become an issue for university athletic departments across Canada. O’Reilly agreed with Fabian and Love that such a system of prioritizing certain teams is becoming a common response to financial issues among Canadian schools.

“The bottom line is athletics departments without exception are cost cutters for universities,” he says.  “They’re not revenue generators.”

According to O’Reilly, different Canadian universities have implemented various models in response to the funding cuts that began about a decade ago. Some schools have chosen to prioritize and promote one specific team—for example, Laval’s football program or Carleton’s powerhouse men’s basketball team. O’Reilly explained that these teams are now revenue generators for their respective schools, with money being invested into other teams and facilities. Other schools, including Nippissing and Lakehead, have moved to mixed funding for some teams. Under this model, the men’s hockey teams are underwritten by a group of alumni.

With regard to McGill, however, O’Reilly explained that while teams representing less prominent sports can often support themselves financially, they often need official recognition from the university in order to survive.

“If you accept your reality then you can figure out a way to make your resources work,” he says. “But in order to be able to do that, you have to be able to maintain your varsity status. With a tiered system where teams actually lose their varsity status, you’re basically killing them. They’ll be a club for a while, then it will eventually peter off.”

Tejpar echoed a similar sentiment.

“I understand that McGill doesn’t have that much money. But varsity status doesn’t cost them any money,” he says. “It’s a glorified intramural, and that’s not what we are. We are a varsity team.”

Love says he is confident the restructuring has been beneficial since it has clarified the roles of varsity and club teams, and added that similar reviews will continue in the future.

“This has set us up for the next four years or so in a way that lines consistent with what other universities are doing and what the sport system is doing in Canada with respect to university sport,” he says.

Roffey is hopeful that the Martlets will regain varsity status, but also emphasized that her team is still moving forward regardless.

“Fancy practice uniforms and unlimited access to trainers are a benefit, but they do not change the heart of a player,” she says. “My players have heart. That is why we still have a team.”

Brant, however, was not as optimistic.

“All the effort we put in to build this team up now means nothing. I felt like we were leaving a dynasty,” he says. “I gave 30 or 40 hours a week for four years, for nothing. My dream was to coach this team someday. And now it’s gone.”

Science & Technology, Student Life

Phishing for a steal during the holidays

In the month between Black Friday and Boxing Day, people everywhere deck the Internet with their credit card numbers. Maybe this year Amazon’s servers will finally crash, but it’s more likely that you, or one of your friends, will have their identity stolen as a result of a careless online shopping spree. Online retailer traffic usually doubles or triples around the holiday season, and more shoppers means more opportunities for thieves to nab identities. Here are a few things you can do to keep your bank account safe during this holiday season.

Avoid Unknown Sites

There are dozens of places to get great deals during the holiday season, but search engines are not one of them. Sticking to sites that you know and trust, like Amazon, eBay, and Apple, is more important than you might think. There are a number of websites out there that claim to offer great deals, when all they’re really looking for is great deals themselves­—on your credit card. Many of these phishers work successfully on search engine optimization—getting themselves to show up higher on the page results of search engines like Google and Bing.

Secure Shopping Layer

As exciting as it might be to see those new Uggs on sale for only $200 when you’re studying at Second Cup, it might be a good idea to wait until you get home to make the purchase. Some less popular sites do not use secure socket layer (SSL) encryption when making server requests with your sensitive information. This problem was demonstrated only a month ago when many Facebook users were exploited through a program called Firesheep. The same is possible if you shop on a non-encrypted site. You can tell if a site uses SSL encryption if the address starts with “https://” or if there is some sort of lock symbol in the address bar. If you’re not sure, wait until you get home. That said, make sure your home Internet connection is equipped with at least WEP level encryption.

Numbers Matter

Don’t just memorize your credit card number, keep your other bank account information handy, too. If you’re doing a lot of shopping, you should be checking your account balances daily. Early detection is one of the keys to preventing identity theft. While your credit card company should let you know if there’s any strange behaviour on your card—such as an all-inclusive trip to Cambodia—they can’t tell the difference between more mundane purchases. Checking your balances often can be the difference between $5,000 and $50. Remember what you purchased and how much it was. This tip will also help some from exceeding their budgeted holiday shopping expenses.

Keep your Computer Safe

Even if you follow all of the tips above, you can still have your identity stolen if someone gains access to your machine through a trojan. A trojan enables other people to see what you’re doing. One popular application of these is to install what is known as a keylogger on your machine, which then remembers every key you press, and sends it to the hacker. By simply scanning your keystrokes for strings of 16 numbers, they can steal your credit card number quite easily. Scanning your computer at least once a week with your favourite anti-virus software should keep you safe. Also, be alert if you think your computer is behaving strangely in any way.

The most important thing to remember when shopping online is common sense. Not losing your cool in the heat of a vicious eBay bidding war on those new gloves that even let you use your iPad while you’re wearing them can make all the difference in the world. All you have to do is make it hard for crooks to steal your information, because when it gets too hard, they’ll just target someone else. When in doubt, shop from home, on your secure computer, with your secure internet connection, with a secure grip on your wallet.

 

Student Life

Stress and stars at Seventeen Magazine

Liz Perle graduated from McGill in 2008 with a degree in English and Political Science. She is now living the dream in New York City working as the assistant to the editor-in-chief at Seventeen Magazine. In an interview with the Tribune, she elaborates on the highs, lows, and craziness involved in working at one of the world’s most popular magazines.

 

Can you describe a typical day for you? What type of tasks do you have as assistant to the editor?

I am the captain of our editor-in-chief’s schedule. Pretty much every document going into and out of her office goes through me first. I do a ton of administrative work for the magazine as well, but I won’t bore you with that.

In my “spare” time, I edit pages for the magazine, pitch stories, write for the website, cover events, and participate in brainstorming sessions.

I would describe my typical day as an adrenaline rush from the moment I walk in to the moment I leave, in the best way.

My colleagues joke that I know more about how a magazine works than anyone else here, and in some ways, they’re probably right. I get an amazing inside view into the interactions between all of the departments. I pay close attention to everything, so I get a lot out of this job.

The editor in chief, my direct boss, is a huge role model for me, both personally and professionally. I basically want to be her when I grow up.

How did you land this job?

Before my final semester at McGill, it dawned on me that all I wanted to do in life was live in New York and be a magazine editor. I went online and applied to about 30-40 summer internships in NYC. I heard back from two. Seventeen was one.

I interned here while the American election was happening, and it became clear to me that teenage girls were interested in what was going on, but that no one was talking to them directly about it on any major forum. There was a great opportunity to create a space for them to talk about the election on their own terms. One of the web interns and I got together and put together a pitch, which ended up on the desk of the editor-in-chief and was ultimately approved. We started a political blog on seventeen.com, which I continued to manage remotely from McGill after I left my internship. It was a big success and I’m really proud of the work we did.

When a position opened up here in December, I was just graduating and still on their radar because of the blog. It was incredibly lucky timing.

I should also mention that I was fortunate enough to intern for the deputy editor of the magazine and she really became a mentor to me over my summer. She’s still my mentor. She really championed me as a candidate, and I owe this job to her.

What’s your favourite part of the job? Least favourite?

I head up a number of reader-based networks for the magazine, and I also run our internship program. A huge part of my job is to have long conversations with teen and college-age girls and relay what I learn from them to our staff. I love that part of it.

Least favorite? Fashion week. I have no idea how our editors get through it. Their schedules are insane.

An aside: As a feminist, I get a lot of flak for working at a fashion magazine. My perspective on the matter is that there aren’t many voices talking to young women as constantly and as thoughtfully as Seventeen does, and if I can contribute to that conversation in positive ways, I feel fortunate to be able to do so. Teenagers are an amazing age group. It’s incredibly humbling working with them.

Who are some of the people you get to meet? Celebrities? Who’s the meanest and nicest celebrity you’ve ever met?

My lips are sealed on celeb horror stories. Nicest? I screwed up Paris Hilton’s coffee once, and she pretended not to notice. That was nice of her.

I went to a small cocktail event recently and ended up informally chatting with Eric Bana and Joe Wright. I was pretty starstruck, which is something that doesn’t happen all that often anymore in this job for me. They were brilliant.

My 12-year-old self died when I interviewed the Backstreet Boys backstage before a recent concert. AJ even recorded a little shout-out video for my mom.

Do you have a celebrity crush, and what would you do if he or she walked into the office?  

Hillary Clinton. What would I do if she walked in here? Pee my pants.

What’s the most awkward moment you’ve ever had with a celebrity?

I ran into one of the stars of the new Star Trek movie at a party, and decided it would be a great opportunity to talk to him about the TV show and my mild William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy obsessions. Strangely, he wasn’t as excited as I was about it.

What are some of the perks of the job?

I don’t really pay for beauty products, clothes, or accessories anymore. That’s nice, but I think my friends enjoy those perks more than I do.

If I wanted to, I probably could fill my schedule with an event every night of the week. Being part of such a big brand definitely helps with access, but even more than that, being young, being in NYC, and being in media in general is its own perk. There is so, so much happening all the time to take advantage of.

How has your McGill experience proven beneficial (or not) while in New York? Do you ever reminisce about your time at McGill?

Some of my closest friends from McGill are in NYC, and I have some new McGill grad friends that I’ve met through alumni networks here. And obviously all I know about life, the universe, and everything came from my time at the Trib.

 

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Features

Walking the streets of Mordecai Richler

Holly Stewart
Holly Stewart

Few hipsters, biking furiously down St. Urbain Street in Mile End, notice number 5257, an unassuming second-floor apartment in a small, pinkish-beige brick building on the east side of the street. It’s uglier and noticeably younger than other buildings on the block, with no sign to commemorate its place in Canadian literary history as the boyhood home of Mordecai Richler.

Up and down this street, the young Richler walked and the old Richler—to his great delight—drove. A few blocks down is Baron Byng High School, where he gave 10-minute speeches about current events to his peers each day and was president of his class; a block over is the famous Wilensky’s Light Lunch, which young Richler guiltily frequented and where old Richler triumphantly returned to make films based on his novels; close, too, is Fletcher’s Field, now Jeanne-Mance Park, where Richler brought girls to “neck” in the bushes – whatever that means. The streets of the Mile End are infused with the lingering spirit of Richler and the Montreal Jewish community he immortalized in his books.

“Richler’s Montreal is still here,” says Charles Foran, author of a monumental Richler biography, Mordecai: The Life and Times, published by Knopf Canada last month.

The book begins with an expansive portrait of the Montreal Jewish community at the time of Richler’s birth in 1931. Foran, who, upon moving to Montreal as a young man, chose to live on Esplanade Street because it was “Richler country,” says he asked veterans of the community to show him around the neighbourhood, to say “this was the pool hall, this was where we bought our hot dogs, this was the shul, this was the this, that was the that.”

“It hasn’t been leveled,” he says. “There haven’t been any wars or urban renewal or anything. It’s still there.”

In recent months there’s been a notable surge in Richler-related activity. There’s the book by Foran, which, though the author concedes that no biography can be truly authoritative, will surely rank as the definitive work on Richler for many years to come. In October, the Walrus, a Canadian literary magazine, put Richler on its cover (cigarette in hand, as always) with an accompanying story by his son, Noah, who’s also a writer. This December a film adaptation of Barney’s Version, the last novel Richler penned before he died will be released starring Dustin Hoffman and Paul Giamatti, presumably drawing renewed—and maybe, finally, American—interest in his works. And in the past few weeks a debate has erupted in the local media as to how Montreal should commemorate its most famous writer.

Richler’s widow, Florence, has suggested renaming St. Urbain Street after her husband. Others have proposed Fairmount Avenue, home to Wilensky’s, and only a few metres from the old Richler home.

“I think it’s borderline criminal that there isn’t a street named after him already,” says Robert Lantos, the producer of Barney’s Version and a previous Richler film, 1985’s Joshua Then and Now. “It should be Sherbrooke Street, nothing less. Mordecai Richler Avenue.”

Foran, however, isn’t sure Richler would want St. Urbain or any other street name changed. He proposes changing the Mile End Public Library into the Mordecai Richler Library, following the model set by the city of Lachine, which christened the Saul Bellow Library after another world famous Jewish novelist born in Montreal.

This type of commemoration, Foran contends, more than the renaming of a street Richler played on as a child and immortalized as an adult in his fiction, would connect Richler forever to Montreal.

“He was a writer who needed to know the soil,” Foran says. “He needed to know the soil beneath his feet.”

After graduating from Baron Byng, Richler attended and then dropped out of Sir George Williams College, now Concordia University, and moved to Europe to become a writer. Montreal was the city he couldn’t wait to leave but couldn’t forget once he was gone. Despite his nearly 20-year residence in London, England, all of Richler’s major works—The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, St. Urbain’s Horseman, Joshua Then and Now, and Barney’s Version—are set in and around Montreal.

“He was a quintessential Montrealer,” Foran says. “Like him or not, agree with him or not, he defended his Montreal, his conception of Montreal—what it was, what it should be, what it shouldn’t be.”

Indeed, Richler wrestled with the city of his birth in both his fiction and his life. Explaining his return to Montreal in 1972, Richler said he worried “about being so long away from the roots of my discontent.”

He criticized the city and his Jewish community endlessly, but never denied his origins or pretended to be anything other than a St. Urbain street boy.

“In no small part, he was such a loyal son to the city because of his childhood in that neighbourhood,” Foran says. “It kind of held him; it nurtured this very distinctive, outsized personality. Jewish Montrealers, who were sort of the first people he exercised his muscles on, they got this kid—this bratty, angry, smart, iconoclastic kid. Judaism has this tradition of provocation and people asking hard questions, and Richler took on that role.”

In this sense, the Richler story is very much the Montreal story. Both represent a heritage of internal contradiction, ceaseless dialectic, and rabid self-criticism.

Foran presents this idea as a substantial theme of his book. “I think Montreal is a naturally combative city,” he says. “There are different narratives, and different histories, and it’s all on the same ground.”

Cities are monuments to irresolution. The changing skyline, the perpetual construction, social and cultural transformations, daily turmoil—the city is the quintessential embodiment of a “work in progress.” Humans, like most creatures, inhabit the spaces our ancestors constructed; and we, too, continue to build.

Montreal has always taken this principle of irresolution to the extreme. It represents hundreds of years of argument, negotiation, and constant battle. It has always promised to be different things to different people, and its famed dynamism is the result of this ceaseless negotiation.

Richler’s refusal to compromise himself and his principles—especially what Foran called “his conception of Montreal”—eventually got him in a lot of trouble. After the publication of Oh Canada Oh Quebec! in 1992, outlining his ideas about Quebec separatism and odious language laws, Richler became a persona non grata for many Francophones in the province. He was and is still regularly called a racist, a bigot, and a fraud. His list of enemies is long, and many of them are not ready to let Montreal commemorate a man they consider to be an enemy to their city and to La Belle Province.

Robert Lantos, the producer of Barney’s Version, has his own ideas about Richler’s legacy.

“I suspect that there isn’t anyone who has done as much for Montreal in terms of world literature than Mordecai has,” he says.

But of course not everyone agrees. Richler’s Montreal is not the only Montreal. Foran believes that Francophones living in Brossard or Laval “just don’t know what we’re talking about.”

Indeed, Macha Grenon, a famous Quebec actress who plays a supporting role in Barney’s Version, admits that Richler represents only a part of the Montreal experience.

“Of course I’d heard of Mordecai Richler, but to be honest I only came to know that whole universe through Barney’s Version,” she says. “It was fascinating to me, because so much of it was about the neighbourhood I grew up in, and it’s amazing to read and to realize how unaware you can be of somewhere you’ve been living your whole life.”

Even so, Grenon is excited by the major role the city itself plays in the new film. Whereas many filmm
akers use Montreal for films set elsewhere—as with the upcoming production of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road, which is being filmed here but is set in late 1940s Denver—Barney’s Version is securely placed in Montreal. The characters stroll in Square St. Louis, drink in a bar on St. Catherine streets, try to kick a drug habit while staying on the Lower Main, and make off-hand references to St. Viateur bagels and even our own eminent university.

“Someone not from Montreal or Canada will really enjoy the film,” Grenon says. “But I think for Montrealers and Canadians you’re on the inside of it, you really get to recognize things, and Montreal finally gets the stardom it deserves.”

Perhaps in this way Richler will posthumously be recognized as a quintessentially Montreal artist, who, while alternating between celebrating and criticizing his home city, created in his fiction a singular monument to its complexity and unique sense of itself.

“Richler really took a stab at everyone,” says Anna Hopkins, also a native Montrealer, who plays the title character’s daughter in Barney’s Version. “I think that’s really characteristic of Montreal in general. Self-criticism – big time.”

“Richler was never at ease in the world,” Foran says. And, arguably, neither is Montreal, the city he never really left and which, to the end, never left him.

Opinion

The failures of “fail”

We’ve all seen it happen before. You dropped some books or spilt your coffee only to have your irritation and slight embarrassment punctuated by some giddy opportunist chiming in with a cringe worthy four-letter f-word: “Fail!”

Aside from being grammatically incorrect, the real problem is the term’s origin. What was once solely a verb has morphed into a noun, adjective, and exclamation. In case you didn’t know, we’ve got the Internet to blame, with its incalculable plethora of photos of misspelled tattoos, flipped over cars, and other forms of mistakes brandished with the word “fail” in block letters. This type of humour became so popular that entire websites are devoted to it.

However, bad humour is fair game on the Internet. Simple, one-track humour sites flare up all the time. You probably used to skim sites like Texts From Last Night, Fuck My Life, and Look At This Fucking Hipster when you first heard about them, but have forgotten about them over time. And that’s the way it should be. The Internet is in a permanent state of change, and in the humour realm, novelty is key. So why “fail” has not only lingered, but has managed to make its way into the real world is beyond me.

What I do know is the impression it gives when you use it. People think that it’s clever, as if it shows off their knowledge of what’s trendy online. But the fact is, it’s so trite that it’s like being that kid in seventh grade that said LOL out loud because they just started using it on ICQ.

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