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a, Arts & Entertainment, Film and TV

“Wait for it” no more: How I Met Your Mother gives its answer in lackluster last gasp

There are any number of ways to begin a review of the emotional How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM)finale, just as I believe there were several different tracks the writers could have chosen to cap off such a series. I was in no state to start writing until roughly 48 hours had passed since the episode had aired but after mulling it over I’ve made some personal reconciliations, as I hope many fellow HIMYM  fans have done as well.

I did not like how the show ended. The most disappointing aspect of the entire finale was that it was based off an idea from eight years ago. For a show so grounded in character development, this conclusion is absolutely ridiculous and reductive. Sticking to an eight-year-old script is why we ended up witnessing so many shocking turns in the finale. I had hoped and expected that the creators would have been flexible enough with the ending to let it evolve along with the characters, instead of forcing the gang to subscribe to a pre-written fate that seems so ill-fitting to their situations by 2014.

On a more technical level, one of the major flaws of this last season was an issue in temporality. While HIMYM has done an excellent job in the past with its use of flashbacks, flash-forwards, pauses, fast-forwards, and more, I don’t think the creators used their last moments effectively. The reason a lot of us can’t get on board with the Ted-and-Robin (Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders) reunion is because, on our television screens, Ted’s wife a.k.a. “the mother” had only died 10 minutes before we were supposed to be cheering Ted on in his next conquest. It all boils down to a timing problem: it can take years to progress through the stages of grief—and no doubt Ted and his kids had time to go through all five—but the HIMYM audience had barely that many seconds to process it all before we were expected to accept Ted’s umpteenth ‘re-return’ to Robin. We didn’t have that time, and that’s a large part of why there’s been so much backlash from fans towards the finale.

Season 9 should have spent a fraction of the time that it did on Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Robin’s destined-to-fail wedding, and focused much more on Ted and Tracy (Cristin Milioti). One of the show’s best features was its ability to make us fall in love with the mother in spite of her minimal screen-time, but we needed to see much more development of her relationship with Ted, and we certainly needed more than half a dozen family photos to commemorate her. On that note, many people claim that it was never about the mother or how Ted met her—it was about his journey there.

In an interview with Vulture, Radnor elegantly defended the ending: “I thought the title of the show was always a bit of a fake-out. It was more of a hook to hang the thing on. Really it was more about the crazy adventures and these are the lessons I had to learn before I met your mother.”

He certainly has a point, but it doesn’t change the fact that by virtue of the title alone, the audience had a massively different type of emotional investment in the mother than any of the characters on the show, and I don’t think it was wrong for fans to expect the creators to respect those emotions. So I’d like to propose a thought experiment—what if the show had been named something banal and unassuming, like Friends. It would have had the same entertainment factor; we would have learned the same lessons and grown to love the same characters. Though the finale was shocking and heart-wrenching, it was also ironically unimportant—separate from the great television the rest of the show largely was.

For those who were pleased with the finale, I’m glad. For those who weren’t, I hope you can still look back and appreciate those gloriously funny, well-written first earlier seasons without too many bittersweet feelings. In any event, here’s to a truly legendary show.

Tapas
a, Student Life

Delicious things come in small packages

What better way to eat out than to try everything on the menu? The food trend of small plates dining allows you to do just that.

The culinary style is nothing new—many cuisines have long offered bite-size samplings. Cantonese dim sum, for instance, came from snacks served to travellers along the Silk Road in China. Nowadays, these traditional dishes including dumplings, steam buns, and rice noodle rolls, are shared with family on the weekend.

Chefs around the world and across Montreal are embracing the concept of creating bite-size servings so diners can try a wider variety of their creations.

However, successfully crafting a bite that satisfies and intertwines complexity in each dish  is not an easy task. Chefs must balance the flavours and provide the perfect contrast of acidity and salt, or sweet and savoury—there cannot be one superfluous ingredient—while maintaining a pleasing overall aesthetic.

“[It’s] about flavour first[… then] balance, texture, and plating,” pointed out Carlo Mirachi, chef and owner of restaurants Blanca and Roberta’s in Brooklyn, New York.

Another example is Italian antipasti (“before the meal”), which is more centred on the social aspect of dining rather than the food. Served before the main course, antipasti includes many options, such as cured meats, mozzarella and provolone cheese, and vegetables in oil and vinegar.

“The gesture [of serving antipasti] is the symbol […] for a noisy laughing group of family and friends gathered around a table, nudging one another out of the way to reach over and taste something new,” renowned Italian chef Mario Batali was quoated in Food & Wine Magazine.

Vanya Filipovic, a partner at Montreal restaurant Le Vin Papillon, said this serving style is key to creating a pleasing atmosphere.

“[The menu] is really designed to create conversation [and sharing]; it changes all the time,” Filipovic said.

At Le Vin Papillon, chef Marc-Olivier Frappier presents small-plate cuisine utlizing seasonal vegetables. One of the most crave-worthy plates is charred, roasted Brussel sprouts covered with ham from acorn-fed pigs. Another dish worth mentioning is a roasted cauliflower steak sprinkled with caramelized onions, capers, and crispy chicken skin.

Small plates are designed to foster sharing and experimentation. Chefs have found that customers are more willing to try new foods if there is always another dish present.

Iannict Lessard is the chef for tartare bar Lustucru in Montreal, where the pint-sized dining approach to minced, raw creations has been applied.

“We wanted people to experience different types of tartares and to encourage people to enjoy the diversity of the tartares, [so] we thought it best to serve them tapas-style to inspire sharing and trying something new,” he said.

The Plateau restaurant offers some more eccentric raw presentations including shark carpaccio served with strawberries and horse tataki with mango salsa. The Vitello Tonato is especially good, with an encrusted veal tenderloin served atop panko-fried tuna with capers and a fresh dill sauce laced with cucumbers.

Montreal has a range of restaurants that go beyond the typical small-plates experiences. Opened in June, Bar Bouyna offers fresh and delicious Turkish mezze—a feature of Middle Eastern cuisine that comes at the beginning of all large meals and can include foods such as hummus, falafel, tahini, kofte, and halloumi cheese.

Chef Fisun honours classical Mediterranean cooking techniques such as grilling and heavily spicing, and creates plates including Mackerel Escabeche (poached fish), chickpea salad tossed in tomato sauce and black garlic yogurt, and duck kebab with fig confit.

Lastly, Spanish “tapas” are perhaps one of the most well-known examples of small-plates meals. In Spain, dinner can be served as late as midnight, which creates a large amount of time between the end of the workday and dinner. To pass the time, it is common to go bar hopping after work and eat tapas while enjoying a drink—tapas often come free as long as the alcohol is flowing. Customary dishes include olives, aioli on bread, calamari, and chorizo.

To get your tapas fix in Montreal, visit Los Pintxos—a traditional tapas bar serving specialties such as pepper gazpacho, grilled prawns, and a marinated sardine filet with avocado.

Ferran Adria, the creative mastermind behind ElBulli restaurant in Spain explains the appeal of tapas for both diners and chefs. He says cooking in such a manner allows him to embrace “passion for what [he does], freedom, sharing, and risk-taking.”

From Spanish tapas to Cantonese dim sum, small plates are taking off. Take advantage of the countless options in and around Montreal to enjoy your own small-plates dining experience. Recruit a big group of friends, find a restaurant, and enjoy the company with some impeccable food.

Montreal jazz festival
a, Arts & Entertainment, Music

Montreal’s summer festival quartet

With the year winding down and the snow begrudgingly beginning to melt, thoughts of a long-awaited summer have begun to emerge. For those of us staying in Montreal over the break, it’s about time to start getting pumped for all the amazing musical happenings in the city, from weekly Tam-tams to Osheaga. Specifically though, there’s a diverse selection of festivals taking place in Montreal all throughout the summer, and being young and adventurous, it’s arguably our job to attend every single one.

Montreal Chamber Music Festival 

For the classical leanings in all of us young adventurers, there’s the 19th annual Festival Musique De Chambre Montreal. Starting in May, it’s a laid-back first step towards smoothly integrating yourself into the summer music mood. In the past, this festival has featured some of the greatest classical artists from all around the world, including Jon Vickers and Oliver Jones, while also establishing itself as a stepping-stone for rising musicians, notably 18-year-old Canadian pianist Jan Lisecki. The festival was created to promote Montreal as the cultural capital of North America, and its organizers are dedicated to maintaining the high standard upon which it was founded. Taking place over 18 days, the festival will feature a wide variety of classical musicians from five violin concertos to Grammy-winning Broadway singer Kurt Elling.

Le Festival Musique De Chambre Montreal will run at St. George’s Church from May 8-31, ticket prices vary.

FrancoFolies Montreal

Interested in embracing Montreal’s francophone roots? FrancoFolies Montreal will be returning this summer as the largest French music festival in the world. Featuring the likes of Oxmo Puccino and Stromae in multiple venues—Bell Centre, Club Soda, and then some—this is one of those events where you have no excuse not to see at least one performer, particularly when you note that free concerts are included in the festival. Going on 26 years running, FrancoFolies is guaranteed to impress and take over the general Montreal area with the influx of francophones from around the world arriving to see their favourite artists.

FrancoFolies Montreal will run from June 12-June 22, prices and locations vary.

Montreal International Jazz Festival 

One of the biggest music festivals this summer in Montreal is the Festival International de Jazz de Montreal; it’s the largest Jazz festival in the world and has gained a reputation for being absolutely amazing and only getting better each year. Main attractions at its 2014 instalment include Jordan Officer, Beck, and Buddy Guy; but just as with FrancoFolies, the festival includes tons of artists performing at multiple venues. The New York Times dubbed this one as “The king of Montreal’s assorted summer cultural festivals”—but don’t take their word for it; attend the Jazz festival along with every single other event in the Montreal area, funds permitting. The festival has been around for over three decades and features more than 3,000 artists from 30 countries. In addition, it will be staging two-thirds of the performances as free outdoor concerts. It’s free jazz at your fingertips, all you have to do is walk to the venues.

Festival International De Jazz De Montreal will run from June 26 to July 6, prices and locations vary. 

Montreal Electronic Groove

If you get that longing feeling during the summer for school-year raves, don’t worry! Montreal Electronique Groove Music Festival (MEG) is here to provide you with non-stop electronic acts all over the Montreal area. If you’re feeling particularly vigorous, they’ve teamed up with Osheaga to give you an all-encompassing, potentially life changing concert experience. It’s too early to know the full lineup for this year’s instalment, but previous festivals have showcased Electric Rescue and DJ Championship. What’s fun about MEG is that although the main festival begins at the end of July, they showcase electronic artists all year long. Just like with the previous two festivals, there are multiple venues throughout Montreal featuring  various electronic artists; with or without Osheaga stealing the summer spotlight, this is an event you don’t want to skip.

Montreal Festival Electronique Groove will run from July 24–August 2, prices and locations vary.

SciTech summer reads
a, Science & Technology

Sci-Tech Summer reads

As the summer months draw near, visions of lazy days in the park and late nights take over our minds, filling us with warmth and the prospect of more free time. Whether sitting on an outdoor lounge chair or on the bus, nothing can transport you to another reality like a good read. Here’s a list of some popular books in science to carry along on during your summer travels.

The Half-Life of Facts: Why everything we know has an expiration date on it by Samuel Abersman presents a wide survey of the current state of science. The non-fiction book discusses that facts change, and they will continue to do so as we evolve. Abersman presents examples such as smoking—which shifted from doctor recommended to deadly—the idea that the Earth was the centre of the universe, and that Pluto was a planet. The book tackles a huge array of issues that concern previous scientific work, and the process of generating new knowledge, including behavioral issues, astronomy, physics, chemistry, paleontology, and many more.

The Panic Virus: A True Story of Medicine, Science, and Fear by Seth Mnookin is a factual investigation into the culture of vaccinations. Considering both sides of this controversial issue, Mnookin interviews scientists, activists, and parents alike to present the sensationalized debate on aspects such as vaccines, autism, and the role that media plays in portraying this information.

On the Motion of the Heart and Blood in Animals is widely regarded as English physician William Harvey’s most important treatise that ushered in a new way of investigating and understanding the human body. Originally published in 1628, the book first describes the motions of the heart after having performed countless dissections on insects, worms, slugs, birds, fishes, and mammals. Even without the proper microscopy, Harvey accurately describes the different structures—like arteries and veins—and correctly concludes why these differences exist. By demonstrating the power of experimental observations, this work is considered by many critics and readers alike as a fine example of medical writing at its best.

Chocolate: A Bittersweet Saga of Dark and Light is a cross between a chocolate history book and a travelogue around the chocolate world. In this entertaining narrative, acclaimed foodie Mort Rosenblum delves into the complex world of chocolate and the science behind the taste. By interviewing fine chocolate makers and tasters and plantation workers who harvest the cacao beans, Rosenblum explores the ins and outs of the chocolate trade. Rosenblum also debunks a number of myths about chocolate, recalling the history of the Aztecs and their worship of chocolate as the “food of the gods.”

a, Science & Technology

The Med School Diaries: Katherine Cole

Katherine Cole is an out-of-province second-year medical student at McGill University and originally from Red Deer, Alberta. She completed two years of her undergraduate degree in evolutionary biology at Red Deer College and the University of Alberta.

McGill Tribune: What medical schools did you apply to?

Katherine Cole: I actually applied for the first time in my second year at the University of Alberta because they accepted people in their third year. When I wrote the MCAT—because that is required in Alberta—I didn’t really put that much work into it. I just kind of assumed it would be easy, so I didn’t get in after that year.

KC: I also applied after my third year, and again my MCAT scores were also not that good. Finally, in my last year of my degree I said to myself, ‘Okay, I actually need to focus and write this exam.’ I ended up getting in to the University of Alberta and the University of Calgary. I also ended up applying to McGill kind of on a whim, but I thought it would be really cool to go here, even though I didn’t have great odds. [McGill] was actually the interview that I felt the most comfortable in.

MT: Was the application process difficult?

KC: You want to set aside quite a bit of time to do it […] getting letters of reference from people, figuring out why you want to apply in the first place and doing a good letter of intent—even the mental preparation and the waiting and the stresses associated can sometimes be challenging. It is good to have a good set of social supports around you when you are applying so you feel that there are other people rooting you on.

KC: Every school is different in terms of what you are looking for, but at the end of the day they are kind of looking for someone who is willing to put in the time and effort, which is shown in how the application is structured—it’s not a five second job. It’s not a fun process, but it does really make you understand why you wanted to apply in the first place.

MT: What can one do to improve their chances of a successful application?

KC: In my experience, the thing you need to have the most when applying is passion for something. If you are volunteering for the sake of volunteering, or if you are trying to build up your leadership experience and not enjoying it, you are kind of missing out on the whole process itself.

MT: What type of medicine do you plan on pursuing?

KC: I think I am very interested in psychiatry right now. I have had a lot of really great clinical experiences and I have read some great papers—the material is really interesting to me. I am quite confident that is where I will end up.

MT: What are the ups and downs parts of medical school?

KC: The best part about medical school is that you are on a track now where the education you are doing will contribute to a career. In your undergraduate you are working towards that goal, but for out of province students you have to have a degree before you can access the medical school. Once you’re in the program, you know that at the end of these four years, you will have a career, which is [amazing].

KC: [On the other hand], medical school is a lot of work. You have to make sacrifices sometimes in terms of making sure that you review the material enough, because you have to stay on top of things for sure. I am a person that loves to procrastinate a lot, and that kind of paves the way towards very stressful days. You really have to make sure that you manage your schedule. That being said, it is also very important that you have an active social life outside of that, because that gives you the amount of self care that you need to do well in school.

a, Soccer, Sports

10 Things: 2014 World Cup

1

Twelve different cities will host matches this year, the most of any World Cup to date.  The cities are all state capitals, which means that this World Cup will be one of the most evenly-distributed events across Brazil. For the purposes of economic development, it is important that the Borth, which is overlooked compared to the richer southern and coastal areas, will be sharing in the glories of this competition.

2

Three million Brazilians are estimated to be flying between locations due to the distance between cities. On top of this, an estimated 600,000 foreigners will be travelling to the tournament. However, the airport infrastructure seems to be lagging behind, as 10 of the terminals required will not have the requisite upgrades in time for the start of the tournament.

3

Seven-hundred million people tuned into the 2010 World Cup Final. In many European countries it was the highest-rated soccer game of all time. Indeed, the cumulative audience for the 2006 World Cup was 26.29 billion views. In 2014, the World Cup will be broadcasted to nearly 200 nations, further entrenching soccer as the sport of the world.

4

This will be the first World Cup with goal-line technology and vanishing spray to help referees. England was wrongly denied a goal against Germany in the last 16 of the 2010 World Cup, and FIFA has decided to implement goal-line technology to prevent such embarrassments from happening in future FIFA events. Vanishing spray, which is already used by the MLS, will allow referees to mark the 10-yard line for teams defending free kicks.

5

All of the participating nations have issued new jerseys. The £90 ($149.20) price tag on the England uniform has caused Prime Minister David Cameron to weigh in. Cue a minor national debate on whether Nike should focus on respecting the financial burden on fans or allow the free market to run its course.

6

Brazil has been tipped by bookmakers as favourites heading into the tournament. The country’s supremely talented squad—with the likes of Neymar, Oscar, and Thiago Silva—will be looking to break the 12 year absence of a non-european team from the title match. Germany, Argentina, and Spain have the next best odds to win.

7

Will either Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi establish themselves as the best player in the world? Both have enjoyed success with their national sides; Ronaldo was impeccable in Portugal’s run to the 2012 Euro semi-finals, and Messi has scored an impressive 37 goals in 84 games for Argentina. However, the debate still rages as to who is better and this time, the whole world is watching, just as it did four years ago.

8

A team to watch is Belgium and their new golden generation of players. They posses one of the most talented starting lineups with intriguing players at every position group. Watch out for the imposing Vincent Kompany on defence, the skillful Eden Hazard in the middle, and the power of Romelu Lukaku up front. Expect them to become the casual fan’s favourite team.

9

In 2013, demonstrations took place outside the Brasilia National Stadium to protest the exorbitant expenditure on the tournament. As a result, the Brazil government has pledged a $900 million investment in security forces for this summer.

10

Whatever happens, one thing is certain: the soccer will be fantastic. Brazil has its most talented squad of the past decade; Germany boasts the best midfield in the world; Spain still plays a mesmerizing passing game and has a proven track record of success; Argentina is an offensive juggernaut; and Italy plays a suffocating style of defence, marshalled by the peerless Andrea Pirlo. There is an unparalleled amount of international quality in this era of soccer, and the winner will have justly proven themselves as the best team in the world.

Chaim and Welik hanging by the Bishi
a, Arts & Entertainment

Soaking up the scenic route with Boots & Scoops

If Jeremy “Boots” Welik and Matthew “Scoops” Chaim took away anything from their McGill experience, it’s that Mondays always suck. However, the cheerful duo refused to simply accept the morose atmosphere surrounding the doomed day—in their weekly web-based series “Mondays in the Bishi,” they defeat the gloom with humour and energetic rap music. When I met the two friends on a grey Montreal version of a spring day, their passionate recount of the Boots & Scoops experience similarly brightened my afternoon.

“It was over a phone call that the idea of ‘Mondays in the Bishi’ came to us,” Welik said. “We used to have a lot of ideas but never jumped in to do it. When we came up with the concept, we just ran [with it] and [dove] in.”

Friends since Grade 6, Welik and Chaim realized early on that they shared the interests of satirical humour and rap, which is why it’s no surprise that they combined these passions and showcased them with the opportunity that a web channel provides.

Since then, the two Montrealers have been meeting every Monday in Chaim’s Mitsubishi to record their clips—hence, “Mondays in the Bishi.” From the seats of the small car they blindly explore the city while rapping and casually joking with occasional guest performers.

With an 11-episode first season on the books and a second season currently in progress, Boots & Scoop’s self-imposed frenetic rhythm of production requires a constant stream of creativity combined with enough discipline to see it to fruition. However, as both artists point out, such a desire for relentless artistic creativity becomes a real struggle when added to their full time job schedule: Chaim works in a startup simulating financial trading and Welik in a painting enterprise.

“There have been times when one of us is writing in the car while we are filming and still trying to finish up the track,” Chaim admits jokingly.

Yet, it’s this rawness and unpredictability which characterizes “Mondays in the Bishi.” Boots & Scoops’ refreshing spontaneity allows the audience to connect with the artists.

“It’s all unscripted, it’s just about how we feel that day,” says Welik. “Through the episodes, we have become more relaxed in the car, so we are just our everyday selves in front of the camera.”

They also have a distinct chemistry that shows up on-screen.

“We met in elementary school and were good friends throughout high school,” begins Welik. “But it was really a ‘frenemies’ relationship, with 60 per cent hate and 40 per cent [love].”

This constant oscillation between love and playful hate is at the core of their musical project and highly contributes to the clips’ dynamism. As they kick each other off the Bishi or battle through ingenious verses, Welik and Chaim’s varied yet complementary personalities clash in an effusion of artistic production.

On one hand, Welik is the straightforward, nice, and amusingly dressed member of the duo.

“I try to be very descriptive,” says Welik. “What I want is to get the message across, as simply as possible in order to depict a girl or an emotion that I experienced.”

On the other hand, Chaim plays the channel’s mysterious and lyrical Don Juan.

“Lately, I have been trying to focus on finding melodies and flows,” explains Chaim. “When I started out, I was only about clever lines. The first one that comes to my head right now is a line that goes “I go harder than a day-old baguette.”

Looking at the future, the young artists have plenty new ideas regarding the evolution of “Mondays in the Bishi.”

“We are thinking, for next year, [about] creating a crowdfunding platform to finance a road trip across Canada [in] the Bishi,” says Chaim. “To have the monetary capacity to make the project evolve.”

More importantly, they just announced plans to release their first EP Mirage, which comes out this summer and should emphasize the musical side of the artists’ project while enlarging the scope of their audience. Mirage may usher in a bright future for Boots & Scoops, but nevertheless, the young men stress that fame will not change their style.

“We will make sure to keep our raw personalities shining through the EP,” Chaim said. “We are thinking of introducing some spoken transitions, but anyways our songs will reflect the style we have always had.”

I don’t doubt the duo’s humility. After chatting with them, it’s safe to assume that what they proclaimed in the second episode ever of “Mondays in the Bishi” still applies: “We still goin’ crazy over three likes and a comment.

You can follow Boots & Scoops on Facebook, and check out their Soundcloud here.

a, Recipes, Student Life

Five easy ways to use up old bananas

Do you have a bunch of bananas that are turning brown? Don’t throw them out! Here are a few quick and easy ways to use up your old bananas.

Make healthy ice cream: Freeze your bananas (after peeling!) and throw them in the blender. Blend until they have the same consistency as ice cream. Add peanut butter or Nutella for added flavour.

Bake banana bread: Banana bread actually tastes better when made with brown and bruised bananas.

Make banana ice cream bites: Melt 1 cup of chocolate chips and 1/2 cup of peanut butter in the microwave. Slice three bananas into bite-sized pieces and dip them in the chocolate. Lay chocolate covered banana slices on a baking pan and put them in the freezer for a quick dessert later on.

Flip gluten-free pancakes: Mix 1 1/2 bananas with two eggs and 1/8 teaspoon of baking powder. Cook on medium-heat in a frying pan to make gluten-free banana pancakes.

Add them to smookies or shakes: No one notices brown bananas when they’ve been mixed up with milk, berries, or yogurt! Use a blender to mix the following ingredients together. Add spinach leaves, a handful of nuts, or flax seed to make your smoothies even healthier.

Berry smoothie

1 banana

1 cup mixed berries

1 cup yogurt

1 cup milk

1/2 tbsp honey

Mango avocado smoothie

1 banana

1 avocado

1 cup cubed mango

1 cup orange juice

1/2 cup water

Chocolate banana milkshake

1 banana

2 cups chocolate ice cream

1/2 cup peanut butter

1 cup milk

2 tsp cocoa powder

Changing the game NBA lottery
a, Basketball, Sports

NBA Lottery

Traditionally, ‘tanking’ has been defined as teams losing games on purpose—either through a decimated roster or the benching of good players—in order to obtain a higher draft pick in the NBA Lottery system. The issue of tanking in the NBA has been a hot topic this season, with a terrible Eastern Conference ruining the quality of play in the league. Franchises are salivating at the thought of the loaded 2014 draft class—touted as one of the best in league history. 

The NBA itself has publicly recognized the issue this year, as losing teams have been thought to bring in less revenue and lower the overall entertainment value of the league. An alternative solution to the Lottery—which has been accused of rewarding losing teams—has been dubbed “The Wheel,” an option which emerged earlier this year in which a yearly drafting order is set in advance. However, the proposed solution has been widely criticized for giving college players the power to wait for a preferred team’s no. 1 overall draft year, thus potentially further penalizing smaller market teams. 

This week, Trib Sports weighs in on our thoughts on the NBA Lottery and tanking, and whether or not there are any acceptable solutions for the league to adopt.

A matter of incentive

Even if you aren’t a Philadelphia 76ers fan, there’s not a soul who can take pleasure in a 26-game losing streak. Schadenfreude has its limits. For a game that already produces the most predictable outcomes out of the “Big Four” North American sports, tanking is threatening to turn the NBA regular season into a glorified dress rehearsal for the playoffs from the first tip-off. Teams such as the Phoenix Suns will always be around to surprise fans, but the conference finals are all but set in stone. Nobody can blame the bottom-feeders of the league for tailoring their “strategy” to the incentive system provided by the NBA.

Incentive is the keyword here. A 25 per cent shot at the first overall pick doesn’t seem juicy enough to entice teams to aim for the worst record, but at the very least it can give an otherwise depressing season a concrete long-term goal. In other words, it’s a great way to reassure a restless fan base.

The chance of landing the first pick was actually increased to its present odds from 16.7 per cent, after the Orlando Magic somehow won the 1993 NBA draft lottery after barely missing the playoffs in the previous season. If the NBA were to revert to the pre-1993 system—or even further lower the odds 10 per cent—front offices wouldn’t find it so easy to sell tanking as a feasible strategy.

—Elie Waitzer

Rewarding the efficient

According to new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, the effectiveness of a draft pick is dependent on the competency of a franchise’s management—not the talent of the drafted player. This is a logical position given that NBA teams only get two draft picks allotted to them. No matter how talented the player, a team’s system has the greatest impact on the win totals—just ask Kyrie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Teams must be incentivized to encourage good management and effective basketball. The NBA should raise salary caps for non-playoff teams who meet certain defensive and offensive targets, respectively. For example, the best five non-playoff teams in the league by means of point differential should have a salary cap increase for the following year, thus rewarding their better play. This would allow other teams greater flexibility  in the team building process rather than solely relying on the draft, a hit and miss endeavour. The NBA should be encouraging a more efficient and winning style of basketball by using the salary cap to increase incentives for teams to win.

—Zikomo Smith

Strategy is strategy

If you ask any die-hard fan if they’d rather see their team finish just out of the playoffs or in dead last, you can rest assured they’ll almost always answer with the latter. While many find tanking unethical, the reality is that tanking is merely a strategy to position yourself at the top of the draft in hopes of accumulating assets for future success.

Over the past 10 years, the NBA’s worst team has only received the no. 1 overall pick once, while teams outside of the bottom three have received the highly coveted pick a surprising seven times. For teams who are lucky enough to get a top three pick, drafting a franchise player is no sure thing. Since 2004, four players taken in the top three of the draft have turned into superstars, while about 20 per cent of those picks have been considered a bust. The San Antonio Spurs turned the 1997 first overall pick into almost two decades of success, while teams like the Cleveland Cavaliers consistently find themselves in the lottery, despite having had four top-five picks in the past three years.

Tanking might seem like a good strategy, but with the way the lottery is set up alongside the chances of drafting a bust, it is clear that losing in the present doesn’t guarantee future success. The NBA doesn’t need to prevent teams from tanking, because good organizations know that losing intentionally is never a good idea.

—Aaron Rose

March Madness in the NBA

Success in the NBA—real success, the kind that is only achieved by winning a championship—is only tasted by a select few franchises. The other organizations, the metaphorical 99 per cent, have turned to tanking with mixed results. To fix the issue, new NBA commissioner Adam Silver should create an exciting way to punish reward poor team-building. One such idea would be to host a parallel post-season for the eight worst teams in the league by record, a spin-off on the ‘Entertaining as Hell Tournament’ proposed by ESPN’s Bill Simmons. These franchises would play in a single elimination tournament akin to the NCAA Tournament for the right to the highest draft pick in the upcoming entry draft. The winner of the three round tournament would receive the first overall pick, while the runner-up would pick second. For the teams who got knocked out in the semifinals, the franchise with the worse record would get the third pick while the other gets the fourth. Finally, teams that were eliminated in the first round, would receive picks five to eight based inversely on record. This would incentivize against having D-League talent on an NBA roster, while giving downtrodden fan bases a more accessible form of hope in a win-or-go-home tournament.

—Mayaz Alam

Olympic Stadium Montreal
a, Baseball, Sports

Out of the Park

Olympic Park sits north-east of the downtown core and is tucked away on the edge of Viauville, right by Pie-IX station. The surrounding area is mostly residential, with a few stores sprinkled here and there, and main streets are often four lanes wide. There are very few attractions drawing crowds to the area beyond the park, making foot traffic light. It was nearly 40 years ago that Montreal played host to the XXI Olympiad—the first ever held in Canada. Nowadays, the legacy of those Olympic Games is disputed. The Games themselves were largely successful, but once the flame was extinguished, massive debt that lingered made many taxpayers wonder whether it was all worth it.

Over the years, many of the venues have either begun to serve a new purpose or have been sold. The Velodrome, which played host to indoor cycling and judo events, later became the Biodome. Maurice Richard Arena, built to house Olympic boxing and wrestling, is now one of the city’s many ice rinks. The Olympic Village was sold in 1998 and is currently used as office space. Olympic Stadium, however, once the crown jewel of the Games, remains empty on most nights. Its high cost, rough condition, and slim usage have made it a sticking point for those who label the 1976 games a failure.

The “Big O,” as it is nicknamed, will play host to just three events this month: two soccer matches and a monster truck rally. The stadium is closed during the winter months due to safety concerns involving snow build-up on its roof. In the early days of the Montreal Expos—the original tenants of the venue who later moved away in 2004—the stadium gained a reputation as being one of the loudest in professional sports. These days, with no team to call its own or fans to fill the seats, it remains silent. The tower at its north base, the tallest inclined tower in the world, is typically busier than the stadium itself, providing a view of both Olympic Park and Montreal’s downtown. In 2012, after 35 years of sitting idle, the Esplanade just outside the stadium was overhauled and is now home to a skating rink in the winter and various events during the warmer months. Despite the many efforts to make Olympic Stadium an attractive destination again, it seems destined to remain a burden rather than a blessing for the city of Montreal.

“The Montreal Olympics can no more have a deficit, than a man can have a baby,” Montreal Mayor Jean Drapeau infamously proclaimed when the city was awarded the games. Drapeau, however, was clearly mistaken, as various complications and worker strikes led to skyrocketing construction costs.

For many cities vying for future Olympic Games, the 1976 Olympics have become a cautionary tale of sorts; it wasn’t until December of 2006 that Montreal was able to finally pay off its $1.5 billion Olympic debt. The final price tag was drastically higher than original predictions, and the Olympics nearly bankrupted the city. Olympic Stadium even earned the tongue-in-cheek nickname, “The Big Owe.” In the end, a large portion of the debt was paid off using revenue from a tobacco tax.

French architect Roger Taillibert designed nearly all the venues in Olympic Park, including Olympic Stadium, but was unapologetic about rising costs in the years prior to the games.

“Why should we recover money spent on public facilities?” Taillibert told the CBC in an interview before the games. “They are public facilities. It’s like a highway—it’s a need for the community. A hospital doesn’t have to recover its money, does it?”

Unlike a hospital, Olympic Stadium has done very little to truly help the public. Initial estimates for its cost were around $150-200 million, but when construction was finally completed in 1976, the stadium had cost $770 million and the retractable roof had yet to be installed. Nowadays, the roof is the source of significant woe. It no longer opens, and the surface is damaged by constant rips, thus requiring regular repairs. In 2012, maintenance costs were around $400,000 for 1,240 rips, but those costs doubled in 2013, with the number of rips practically tripled. To date, Olympic Stadium has cost around $1.5 billion—a sum that continues to rise.

These sorts of repairs would seem far less significant if the stadium was able to generate revenue, but that is not the case. The building hasn’t been the permanent home of any professional team since 2004, and musicians coming to town to play in front of large crowds now mostly end up at the Bell Centre or Parc Jean Drapeau.

While the Montreal Alouettes and the Montreal Impact, the city’s CFL and MLS franchises respectively, both occasionally play big games at Olympic Stadium, it’s the Montreal Expos—who called the building home for 27 years—that are most often associated with the venue. The Expos’ move to Washington 10 years ago did not come as a surprise. For years attendance had been low, and the lack of a competitive team made it difficult to change that. On most nights, between 10,000-15,000 fans walked through the turnstiles at the cavernous Olympic Stadium. This was a far cry from the early 1980s, when the Expos would rank near the top of the National League in attendance each season.

Many fans now see the 1994 MLB player strike as the beginning of the end. Crowds in the years prior to 1994 had begun to thin, but the Expos looked like a lock for the World Series that season. When the season was cancelled, Montreal held a 74-40 record and was six games ahead of the reigning NL Champion Atlanta Braves. Following the strike, several core players were either traded or not signed as part of cost-cutting measures, and fans were left wondering what could have been. It was clear that the Expos were on their way out by the time 2004 rolled around. In each of their final two seasons, the Expos played 22 home games in Puerto Rico and were dead last in attendance both years. In 2005, the Expos became the Washington Nationals, and Olympic Stadium was left empty.

A decade after the Expos’ departure, baseball returned to Olympic Stadium in the form of two exhibition games between the Toronto Blue Jays and New York Mets last weekend. Blue Jays President Paul Beeston is hopeful about baseball returning to Montreal, but facilities remain an issue for him.

“What they need is a stadium,” Beeston told Sportsnet last fall. “And if they get a new stadium, Montreal is a great baseball city.”

With or without a baseball team, however, the city of Montreal sits at a crossroads with respect to Olympic Stadium—and it will need to make a decision soon. The stadium costs taxpayers more money each year, but delivers very few benefits. It will either need to be torn down or drastically overhauled, neither of which is attractive in fiscal terms. A new roof will clearly be needed if the facility is going to remain, but it will not come cheap. According to the CBC, a fixed roof would cost around $200 million, and a retractable roof at least $300 million. On the other side of the coin, razing the stadium, tower, rotunda, and surrounding parking lots will also be an expensive proposition. One feasibility report from 2009 estimated a cost of around $700 million, though the author of the report, Gino Lanni, has said that the margin of error used was high enough that the findings could be skewed by a couple hundred million dollars.

Those in favour of investing more money in the stadium need to be certain they aren’t committing to this due to the sunk costs–unrecoverable, wasted investments—that Olympic Stadium represents. Some will argue that Olympic Stadium is an integral part of the city’s history, which while valid, is not enough on its own. Other arguments in favour of refurbishing the stadium hinge on possibilities that are far from being certain: a new baseball team, or Canada hosting the 2026 World Cup. As long as these sources of future revenue remain uncertain, more money should not be poured into the stadium.

Though it may hurt in the short term, demolishing Olympic Stadium is necessary for the city to finally move out from under the shadow of the 1976 games. Montreal has the opportunity to show former host cities in similar circumstances that it is never too late to fix an old mistake. Nearly 40 years after it first opened its doors, it is time for the city to say goodbye to Olympic Stadium.

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