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The Tribune Predicts: Valentine’s Day Horoscopes

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and love really is all around! While unpredictability is customary for this holiday, we could all do with a touch of clarity on Feb. 14th. Find out what your horoscope holds for you in The Tribune Predicts: Valentine’s Day Edition! 

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Much like the famed Greek god of warfare, your love life is a battlefield. Whether you’ll lay waste to it or not depends on how prepared you are to fight for what you want. Be ready to give it your all this Valentine’s Day, Aries, and win that special someone’s heart!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): As an earth sign, your groundedness will keep you and your relationships stable and healthy this Valentine’s. Ditch the frivolities and opt for a relaxing and simple Saturday this year.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): You’ll be extra busy this Valentine’s Day (like you always are), but be sure to take some time to wind down and have a special night with your special someone. As an air sign, your mind is always elsewhere, but try to be present during this holiday.  

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): You have a tendency to burn bright and let everyone know it. However, like your mascot, the crab, you sometimes hide under a protective shell. There might be an admirer in store for you this year, Cancer, but in order to secure their attention, you’ll have to leave your comfort zone!

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): You’re very picky about where you’ll spend your Valentine’s this year. If the never-ending search for the perfect reservation has left you fatigued, consider spending the night at home instead. Buy some chocolates, splurge on wine, and put on a movie for some at-home viewing!

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Your logical, practical, and systematic tendencies seep into your love life. This Valentine’s Day, you may find yourself thinking about what your relationship means for the future. It’s definitely something to keep in mind, but don’t forget to let loose and feel the love of right now!

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 23): As a Libra, you are obsessed with finding that person who’s the mirror image of yourself. This Valentine’s, however, you may not find your perfect reflection. But who needs “perfect”? Hold out for a connection you may not think will work, but might surprise you by actually balancing you out just right!

Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 21): Your emotions are messy and intense, Scorpio. You may need to take this year to figure them out and piece together what you actually want. But don’t feel let down just yet! Your mysterious personality is attractive to many, and a secret admirer awaits. 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Be sure to stay alert this Valentine’s Day! You love making other people laugh, and you’re mighty good at it! However, a real //clown// may be headed your way, so proceed with caution, and steer clear of the “but he’s sooo funny!” trope. 

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Capricorns, you’re probably expecting the worst this Valentine’s. You have a tendency to undermine yourself in the romance that approaches you. However, you’ll meet someone persistent in gaining your affections this year, so keep your door open for any secret, or not-so-secret, admirers. 

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Pisces, get ready for the love triangle of your life this Valentine’s Day. You’ll have to make some hard decisions soon, and be sure to make the right one! Or, even better, have fun with it…*Challengers theme plays.*

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): You care a lot. You care almost too much. You’re the most nonnonchalant person when it comes to love. You may be waiting for your Mr. Darcy, and wait you must! Yearning is written in the stars for you, but don’t fret not. Mr. Darcy is indeed on his way across the misty field to win your heart!

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