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Joke Issue: The Grand Coverup of Canadian Cricket

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The mention of Namibia does not seem to be generating the intense excitement I expected. When I ask Canadians whether they are looking forward to Canada Cricket’s international tour to Namibia this week, I am not getting a euphoric fist-pump of a yes in reply; instead, they tend to look puzzled and shake their heads, often confiding that they did not know Canada had a cricket team, and occasionally pointing out that they did not actually know where Namibia is. I concluded that most Canadians did not care about the valiant exploits of their cricket team, let alone what cricket even is. What a damn shame.

Yet one friend I asked did not conform to this rule. He responded that he was very excited for Namibia. But then a strange thing happened: he caught himself like an actor delivering the wrong line of a script, and he attempted, with eyes shifting from side to side and with his face reddening, to say that he did not know anything about Namibia. Two men in suits and dark glasses came out of nowhere, and hurried over to where we were sitting. They claimed to be the uncles of my friend and quickly escorted him away.

I smelled a rat. The investigative journalist in me knew exactly what was going on here-a national cover up of Canadian cricket, And the investigative journalist in me would not stop until I had discovered why.

Trawling through the Canadian National Archives, I found some evidence which only added to the mystery of cricket’s low profile in Canada: first, Canada  actually played the world’s first international cricket match in 1844, began over 30 years before the Ashes, the now-famous Test Cricket matchup between England and Australia; second, in 1867 cricket was named as the national sport of Canada by prime minister John A. Macdonald; third, Canada actually beat Australia, one of the world’s best teams at the time, as recently as 1974. At this point, a sinister-looking archivist interrupted my research, warning that if I did not leave right away, “there would be trouble.” 

Further research was hard to come by. I was trailed by men in suits, my apartment was searched, and my phone was tapped. Eventually I stumbled on the crucial information that put the jigsaw into place: Canada has won two cricket matches in World Cup history, one against Bangladesh in 2003, one against Kenya in 2011. However, the strange thing was, it almost seemed as if the other matches they played were close, but they underperformed. Suddenly it seemed obvious-Canadian cricket is part of a conspiracy for world cup domination. They are deliberately covering up their cricketing credentials by underplaying,  allowing Canada to take the world by storm over the next few years, catching each team in their complacency, and sending Canada on in a glorious and unstoppable waltz to a World Cup triumph in 2015. 

So be warned, world. Cricket Canada is planning global dominance, and it will all begin in Namibia.

[Full disclosure: the author is a failed investigative journalist, desperate for any sort of publicity]

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Joke Issue: WetNation pulls off the intramural upset of the year

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Eight screaming fans were on hand for the biggest upset of the B-league intramural playoffs thus far as 11th-seeded WetNation upset the sixth-seeded Cartel. The taps never ran dry on WetNation, as they were able to sustain their hot start throughout the game. Point guard Adam Taras had his best game of the season, and was the spark plug to start the game scoring 14 of his game-high 19 points in the first half.

After the game, team captain Reuben Rothstein applauded Taras’ efforts.

“He’s been dreaming about this for a long time. All the long hours he works on his jump shot and at the gym truly paid off.”

For the Cartel, the loss was quite difficult to handle. Having beaten WetNation twice during the regular season, it seemed as though the Cartel were expecting to waltz their way to an easy win. 

Point guard, and captain, John Rotchtin acted with class even after the defeat.

“Looking up in the stands and seeing the three Cartel fans who came out to support us, I just had a nervous feeling in my gut. At the end of the day, we missed a major opportunity to make a run in the tournament, and even worse, we let down our fans.”

WetNation shooting guard, Steven Lampert, wasn’t surprised with the result.

“I knew we had it in us. We played our game and we came away with the victory. As my father once said to me, ‘never say never.’ I think we justified that saying tonight.”

It was clear that the Cartel was the more athletic team, as Marshall Slipp and Ross Burst are the catalysts for their fast break offence. However, they were unable to translate that into steady points, and their normally high turnover defence did not create the transition opportunities they are used to seeing. 

With nearly six minutes left in the game, it seemed that the Cartel were finally making a push and narrowed the lead to five points. Yet, repeated missed shots from in close doomed the Cartel to an early exit. Cartel fans were dejected as they left Love Competition Hall, but were proud of their team nonetheless.

Cartel superfan Jeremy Schipper summed up the emotions of the fans.

“While we are definitely disappointed right now, we are so proud of what our boys accomplished on and off the court. They are an integral part of the community and we know they will come back strong next year.”

While WetNation’s Elite Eight matchup was scheduled for the next day, they did not hold back in their postgame celebrations. Several team members were seen quite intoxicated at local clubs and bars. It was a joyous night for the squad, as, in classic WetNation style, the drinks were flowing. Players were signing autographs, taking pictures, and interacting with fans throughout the night.

Power forward Ari Newman commented on the atmosphere.

“It felt like we had won it all. It was a great night for our team, the program, and our fans. It was great to celebrate with our followers and feed off their energy.”

Alas, it seems like they may have celebrated a little too hard. WetNation came out flat the next day in their Elite Eight matchup against the Beer Hawks and lost by 20 points. 

Even though their season ended, the statement victory against the Cartel will be one that the players, and this program, will always remember.

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Internal review on asbestos research is inconclusive

On Tuesday April 3, Dr. David Eidelman, vice principal (health affairs) and dean of medicine, announced the completion of the preliminary internal review of professor J. Corbett McDonald’s research on the health effects ofchrysotile asbestos.

The review was conducted by professor and chair of the department of epidemiology, biostatistics, and occupational health Dr. Rebecca Fuhrer. The results of the preliminary review were published in last Tuesday’s email from McGill’s Media Relations Office (MRO), several weeks after they were planned to be released at a senate meeting in mid-March.

“There was no attempt to delay, it just simply took time to get the information … and decide on the proper course of action,” Eidelman said in an interview with the Tribune. “We are very concerned about research integrity … and that’s why we’re making a careful effort to go through things as they come in.”

Although the internal investigation found no evidence of misconduct, Eidelman has consulted McGill’s Research Integrity Office (RIO) for advice on how to proceed.

“What we’re doing now is not an investigation,”  Eidelman said. “At this point, all I’ve asked for is an opinion from the RIO … on whether there is a basis to proceed with any further investigation.”

McGill came under scrutiny in early February following allegations in an episode of CBC’s The National that McDonald, a retired professor and chairman of the department of epidemiology and health, colluded with the Quebec asbestos industry to downplay the health repercussions of chrysotile asbestos. The CBC documentary also claimed that McDonald received a total of nearly $1 million in research funding from the industry between 1966 and 1972.

In response to the allegations, Eidelman announced on Feb. 9 that the faculty of medicine had decided to launch a preliminary review of McDonald’s work, in order to determine whether McDonald allowed his research to be improperly influenced by the asbestos industry.

“You remember, [this research] was done decades ago … so it was done in a very different context,” Principal HeatherMunroe-Blum said to campus media on March 27. “Our dean … has a deep concern about the issues, but the fundamental issue is that of the quality of the research, and that’s being investigated very thoroughly.”

Kathleen Ruff, a senior human rights advisor to the Rideau Institute, is among those actively criticizing McDonald’s research and his connections to the asbestos industry.

Ruff and Dr. Fernand Turcotte, professor of public health and preventive medicine at Laval University, sent an email toEidelman and Fuhrer on Feb. 12, stating that Fuhrer’s review “fails to meet normal standards of independence and transparency and is being carried out in a climate tainted by a strong perception of bias.”

“[Dean Eidelman] provided no answer [to our Feb. 12 email], which provided examples of improper conduct by Prof. McDonald,” Ruff said in an email to the Tribune.

Eidelman declared that Fuhrer’s report “did not see any evidence of research misconduct.”

“Dr. Fuhrer was very rigorous and … her results were [based on] the information that she had in hand,” he said. “She looked at all the documents that were available [which] were mostly published material.”

“She tried to look for original data, but did not find any,” Eidelman added.

In the wake of ongoing criticism of McDonald’s research, Eidelman stressed the importance of differentiating between research misconduct and difference of opinion.

“[Research misconduct] means making the effort to either hide, make up, or change data to suit somebody’s other purposes,” Eidelman said. “Some of the allegations involve [disagreement with Prof. McDonald’s opinions] or the way he handled himself.”

Eidelman stated in the April 3 MRO email that he would keep the McGill community informed regarding the RIO’s decision.

Ruff voiced her dissatisfaction with the review process and the results that emerged.

“The internal review was carried out in secret …  No one knows what information was examined,” Ruff said. “The review clearly was not able to be thorough since, as dean Eidelman states, they did not have access to required records and data.”

Ruff also expressed her hope that the RIO will recommend that there be “a proper, transparent investigation.”

“All independent, reputable scientific bodies reject [McDonald’s] position as [based on] dangerous, incorrect information,” Ruff said.

“It is so important that McGill finally show integrity and … stop being a weapon in the arsenal of the international asbestos industry,” she said. “I don’t see how it is possible to sweep all these disturbing allegations under the carpet and dismiss them after an inadequate, internal, secret process.”

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Motion to censure SSMU VP JoÃl Pedneault fails by narrow vote of 11-11-1

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A motion to censure SSMU VP External JoÃl Pedneault failed at SSMU Council’s meeting last night, March 29, with a narrow vote of 11 for, 11 against, and one abstention.

The motion, submitted to the floor by nine movers, cited several reasons for censuring Pedneault, such as using SSMU funds to print materials promoting a student strike, granting students and CLASSE members after-hours access to the SSMU office, and participating in picket lines for other Montreal universities. The motion also referenced that this week Pedneault was banned from the university campus for five days.

The motion was addressed during confidential session and then debated at an open session in front of a full gallery, which included members of campus political groups, including the Mobilization Committee (Mob Squad) and the Moderate Political Action Committee (ModPAC). Despite a subsequent vote, Council did not vote in favour of debating in confidential session.

Kady Paterson, education representative and a mover of the motion, said that the motion was drafted on the day of Council.

“It’s us [movers] trying to keep our executive accountable and make sure that our constituents’ opinions are heard,” Paterson said.

SSMU president Maggie Knight opened the debate by emphasizing the gravity of a motion to censure.

“Censure implies misconduct. It implies that policies, rules have been violated-not that somebody’s actions were disagreed with,” Knight said. “Regarding the concerns around VP Pedneault’s political actions, I think it’s very importantfor the SSMU as it goes forward [to consider] that no executive, councillor, or any other member of the society be a scapegoat for policies people disagree with.”

Senator and VP University Affairs-elect Haley Dinel explained her rationale for being a co-mover of the motion.

“It’s because of the actions, not because of the person,” she said. “It’s mainly because a lot of students this year have felt that the way the VP External portfolio [sic] has acted and has not [represented] undergraduates as a whole.”

Several councillors were vocal about their concerns with the motion.

“I feel that this resolution to censure VP Pedneault would effectively mandate him to not do his job, which to me [is] a contradiction of what we should be promoting the executives to do,” Carol Fraser, VP Clubs and Services, said.  “The pull of Council is to promote executives to do their job. If this resolution passes, I don’t know exactly what VP Pedneault is expected to do.”

Arts representative Justin Fletcher described the atmosphere during debate as tense and emphasized the small margin of the final vote.

“It was crazy to hear that it was a tied vote with one abstention,” he said. “I think it reveals some of the divided sentiments on campus.”

Following the meeting, Pedneault said he was surprised that the motion was submitted.

“A lot of concerns they raised I never had even gotten an email about,” Pedneault said, referencing the clauses regarding after-hours use of SSMU facilities. “The most shocking part of it was the allusion to disciplinary proceedings against me on campus,” he added.

“The discussion at SSMU is ‘do we censure JoÃl Pedneault, in part because he was censured by the university in some way?'” he said. “I don’t see how it makes any sense in terms of challenging power dynamics and abuses of power, and I think it’s a real shame that that’s the discussion we have tonight instead of ‘do we condemn the university’s arbitrary exclusion of three students from campus for no clear reason and no clear procedure?'”

Both Fletcher and Paterson noted that the debate might have been different had it occurred in a confidential session.

“I think it’s fine that [the motion] didn’t pass,” Paterson said. “I think the point was to voice our concerns and air our problems, and actually give them some weight … I think that’s what we’ve done. Passing doesn’t matter.”

Pedneault noted that he will continue to support the strike and the Quebec student movement against tuition increases.

“If the censure motion had passed, I think I still would have been able to walk with my head high,” he said. “I don’t see myself as having committed anything wrong, overstepping any boundaries or going against SSMU mandates.”

 

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VP External JoÃl Pedneault among three students excluded from McGill campus

On March 26, SSMU VP External JoÃl Pedneault and two other anonymous McGill students were excluded from the McGill campus for five days, until Friday, March 30.

Pedneault’s exclusion from the campus followed an incident after a UQAM professor held his class in room 348 of the Frank Dawson Adams building on Monday. According to Pedneault, the action was intended as a means to work around the strike currently occurring on the UQAM campus.

Pedneault had been invited by the UQAM Science Students’ Association to observe and potentially mediate the class discussion and was the only McGill student in attendance, along with five or six people from the student association, and approximately 10 students attending the class.

 “There was no picket line, just people explaining that they’re on strike and that they should respect the strike,” he said. “It was really peaceful, just a discussion, people were discussing the merits of the student strike.”

After 45 minutes, the UQAM professor cancelled class, and it was around this time according to Pedneault that a McGill security agent showed up, remaining only for a couple of minutes.

Pedneault received an email a few hours later from Associate Dean (Student Affairs) Andre Costopoulos stating that “I have reasonable grounds to believe that your continued presence on campus is detrimental to good order.” Pedneault’s exclusion from campus falls under Article 21(a) of the Code of Student Conduct and Disciplinary Procedures, and the email concluded stating that “At the end of this period, I will decide whether I want to recommend an extension of your exclusion under Article 21.”

“It’s kind of a troubling situation, in the sense that they basically have the ability to exclude people from campus with very vague reasons and there’s no clear way to contest it,” Pedneault said.

“This is also not the first time that McGill files disciplinary proceedings against me,” he added. “In a way it’s not surprising. I’m a strong advocate of certain political positions.”

According to Pedneault, the two other students who had received similar emails informing them of their exclusion from campus had been distributing flyers with information about the student strike outside of a class whose student association had voted to go on strike.

McGill website’s blog regarding demonstrations outlines that “Most offences under the code and most circumstances that lead to exclusion from campus under Article 21(a) involve allegations and reliable preliminary evidence of repeated and systematic infringement of the rights of others in one form or another.”

“Peaceful assembly, free expression, demonstration, those are never a problem,” Costopoulos explained.

Costopoulos was unable to comment on specific cases, however he noted that instances such as students physically blocking access to classrooms or students who continue to pursue discussion on political topics with disregard to a professor’s attempts to begin lecture, could fall under breaches of the code if allegations were submitted.

“There are some grey areas there, I agree,” Costopoulos said of the code of student conduct. “The basic question that you need to ask yourself always is, is there an infringement on someone else’s rights in what I’m doing … If you’re infringing somebody’s rights then probably it’s an offence under the code.”

“It’s clear in my mind that it’s an explicitly political move on the part of the university,” Pedneault said. “All of the three people who were banned from campus support the student strike and part of the student movement and it’s definitely in relation to that.”

“No one is facing disciplinary action for free expression or demonstration or for assembly,” Costopoulos said, “the only cases that I’m aware of are cases in which there’s a specific breach of the code of student conduct.”

McGill’s blog, however, notes that “Article 21a is not itself a disciplinary sanction, and that it does not constitute evidence of a breach of the code of student conduct.”

Pedneault has been able to access his SSMU office to continue his work as VP External this week, but the exclusion has had an effect on his ability do his work.

“It’s slowing down the kind of work that I can do, not in a very significant kind of way but in a way that’s definitely annoying,” he said.  

Pedneault is currently attempting to follow through with Student Advocacy as well as with VP University Affairs Emily Clare on the potential abuses Article 21(a) can invoke due to an unclear appeals process.

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2012 Aston Martin V8 Vantage

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If you want to read, I might suggest a good book, perhaps Hemingway or Melville. That’s why they call it, the dummy copy. This, of course, is not the real copy for this entry. Rest assured, the words will expand the concept. With clarity. Conviction. And a little wit.

In today’s competitive market environment, the body copy of your entry must lead the reader through a series of disarmingly simple thoughts.

All your supporting arguments must be communicated with simplicity and charm. And in such a way that the reader will read on. (After all, that’s a reader’s job: to read, isn’t it?) And by the time your readers have reached this point in the finished copy, you will have convinced them that you not only respect their intelligence, but you also understand their needs as consumers.

Student Life

Spring showdown: the battle of skirts vs. shorts

Skirts

Wind factor: In windy Montreal, the burdensome task of walking to school in a skirt can really ruin your morning. If you have to brave the vast tundra of Jeanne-Mance Park or the inevitable wind tunnel known as Prince Arthur, I would advise against a skirt. In addition to other morningaccoutrements, such as coffee, iPods, or keys, it is hard to find a free hand to defend against sporadic gusts.

Variety: Today, fashionable skirts can range anywhere from micro-mini to maxi. Although I do not recommend donning micro styles to class, skirts present an opportunity for fashion freedom and more room to experiment. On campus there are people wearing anything from boxy shift dresses to flouncy circle skirts, and flowy chiffon maxis. Sometimes one skirt can bridge several different looks depending on which top it is paired with.

Shoe factor: Skirts are much less risky when pairing with footwear. The Montreal spring, being the transitional period between the harsh climates of winter and summer, often prompts people to continue wearing  boots. Bare legs and boots can complement a more springy skirt quite nicely. Even if not executed perfectly, skirts and boots runs less risk of looking foolish than shorts and boots.

Sprawl-ability: This is a very important category in the context of the end of semester at McGill. With the impending hilly landscape of lower field andOAP, it is important to consider how comfortable you will be sitting in a skirt. Short skirts often force people to sit like they are posing for a dance photo: legs bent, stuck together, and swung to one side. Although this position conveniently allows for the subtle repositioning of your skirt under the anchor of your behind, inevitably your foot will fall asleep, forcing you to swing your legs to the other side and risk flashing a downhill neighbour. That said, in a flatter, park setting, maxi skirts are the ideal lounge attire. In addition to their likeness to blankets, maxi skirts allow you to sprawl, uninhibited, for hours, without risk of sunburn.

Shorts

 

Wind factor: Shorts are largely windproof. Unless you come across a pair of ultra-wide-legged short culottes, the wind will have a hard time putting a damper on your spring morning.

Variety: Shorts can be more prohibitive. There is no such thing as maxi-shorts, unless we plan to amend everything that is now considered pants.Capris are hard to pull off in 2012, and, while knee-length shorts might be the most practical, it is safer to save them for a safari. Most shorts in stores and around campus fall in the mid-thigh category. Needless to say, skirts are the clear winner when it comes to diversity.

Shoe factor: Of course, if done properly, the right shorts and the right boots can look fashion-forward and cool. However, if not paired perfectly, shorts and footwear other than little sneakers, sandals, or flats walk a very fine line between chic and overzealous.

Sprawl-ability: This is a no-brainer, as shorts don’t present the same problems as skirts do when sitting on the grass. However, in terms of lounging, which I think we can all agree is what springtime is really about, it’s a toss-up if you dress strategically.

Overall Winner: Skirts

All things considered, I would advise you to embrace skirts this spring. Although they are irritating in the wind and might force you to sit like you did at age five in a family photo, skirts echo the easy breezy feeling of the season. Experiment with different lengths, prints, and styles, to find your perfect skirted ensemble. Lounge away!

Science & Technology

Jet stream and snowless ground bring summer weather

Last week, as unusually hot temperatures hit Montreal, McGill students flocked to green spaces all over campus, trading winter coats for shorts and tank tops.

The peak of the hot spell hit on March 21, with the temperature reaching 25.8 C degrees, according to Environment Canada.

Wednesday’s high exceeded the record high temperature for March 19 by 10 degrees.

“Beating a record by 10 degrees is unheard of,”Frédéric Fabry, professor of atmospheric and oceanic sciences, said.

The unusual weather was caused by a combination of the mild winter and a north-south intrusion of a strong air current in the upper atmosphere called the jet stream,  which blocked cooler weather from reaching the east coast.

Fabry explained that most Montreal weather travels west to east, driven by the jet stream. Occasionally the usual path of the current is disrupted by north-south air currents. When this happens, the weather gets trapped in place while the current is disrupted. This phenomenon is referred to as a block.

“We just happened to be on the right side [of the block],” Fabry said, referring to the fact that warm weather hovered over Montreal while snow continued to fall in western Canada and heavy rains pounded Texas, causing flooding.

In a normal Montreal March, deep snow would have cooled the warm air that travelled north from the Gulf of Mexico. The mild winter, caused in part by the fact that cold Arctic air stayed farther north in Canada than usual, meant the snow was thinner on the ground and melted quickly without significantly cooling the temperature.

Fabry stressed that while there is plenty of evidence of gradual warming, this stretch of weather should not be considered proof of global warming. He pointed out that despite the mild winter in eastern Canada, Eastern Europe experienced much colder temperatures than usual.

Meteorologists can see weather coming a week or so in advance by watching air currents and monitoring the weather conditions upstream. However, predicting the types of combinations of complex phenomena that resulted in the unprecedented warm spell last week is a difficult task.

Although websites like The Weather Network were predicting warm weather, the temperatures exceeded expectations. The bout of warm weather, which brought a snow-free St. Patrick’s Day, was a pleasant surprise for most.

Frostbite, an on-campus ice cream shop, sold so much ice cream that they had to close briefly to wait until more stock arrived. The unprecedented melt also surprised the city of Montreal, which responded by starting street cleaning operations much earlier than usual this year.

In the coming week, the weather is expected to cool down again. Optimistically, Fabry pointed out that one last unexpected frost could kill off the mosquito larvae, making for a much more pleasant summer.

Student Life

Gerts: Recent success leads to a summer revamp

Over the years, parts of the Shatner Building have been reconfigured and refurbished. This year, it’sGerts’ turn to get a makeover.

After upwards of three years of planning, SSMUand the Gerts staff are very excited to see the renovations so close to completion. The bar will be closed for the summer, re-opening in September, 2012.

“I think that students will like the renovations. I think it’ll be also a great opportunity to marketGerts to students who are coming into McGill,”SSMU VP Finance and Operations Shyam Patel said.

“Gerts will be rebranded a little bit. If we’re coming out strong in the first semester, I think more students will know about it. It’s going to be different, but we’re trying our best to make sure it’s comfortable and home-y as it is right now,” Patel said.

Gerts has undergone several renovations in its lifetime. The bar used to be located where La Prep and the SSMU student lounge are now, and the basement was occupied by The Alley, an alternative bar and cafe which was envisioned as a daytime hangout, and catered to McGill jazz lovers. By 1999, The Alley was closed and Gertswas moved downstairs in its place, to the dismay of  patrons of both bars. For a few years, there would be a lineup out the door on Thursday nights, but most other times of the week, Gerts was relatively quiet.

In the past couple years however, Gerts has become more successful and so SSMU decided it was time to spruce up the student bar a little. Former VP Finance and Operations (2010-2011) Nicholas Drew elaborated on the origin of the renovation plans which will take place this summer in an email to the Tribune.

“I sat on the operations committee led by then-VP (Finance and Operations) Jose Diaz. The committee wanted to do something with the bar that would engage students and revitalize its image. We thought it was time for a facelift,” Drew said.

To do this, “The Great Gerts Challenge” was created. Students submitted designs for the bar’s reinvention. After a committee approved the winning designs and consent was given by SSMUCouncil (for budgetary reasons), the redesign process started. The budget was approved last year, but the renovations would have been too rushed to complete this past summer, so they were delayed another year.

“This all happened toward the end of Jose’s term and throughout my term up until the present. During my term as VP (Finance and Operations), I worked with McGill to select an appropriate design and begin the planning of its construction,” Drew explained.

“When the Gerts Committee got the estimate from McGill, we were way over the $200,000 that SSMUcouncil approved the year before. I wrote a proposal to council to get additional funding and made a case to allocate double the amount given. After much debate, [we were] granted [about] $480,000 … and the plans were given a greenlight.”

According to Gerts manager Natasha Geoffrion-Greenslide, the renovations aren’t trying to do away with any of the hominess that characterizesGerts so well. The aim is to revamp the space without losing its flexibility so it can still accommodate a diverse clientele. The main goal is to make the space less awkward, both Geoffrion-Greenslide and Patel asserted.

“It’s an awkward bar to serve at. There’s too much space behind the bar where there doesn’t need to be, and it’s sort of divided into three parts,”Geoffrion-Greenslide said.

“It’s going to be more open. Right now the way it is, you have the middle section which is sort of the bar where you hang out, then you have the stage in the corner, and you sort of have a random side that just has seating,” Patel elaborated.

The stage will also be lengthened during renovations, along with an open style DJ booth. While the bar feels like it’s divided into three sections at present, it will have more of a horseshoe shape when the renovations are complete, and the kitchen is going to be expanded to increase the amount of food served.

When it first moved to its current location, Gertssuffered financially, losing approximately $1 million.

“There were a lot of reasons why this happened, but the following comes to mind: there was high management turnover at the bar, the pricing scheme wasn’t enticing a regular clientele, and the competition of Montreal’s nightlife contributed toGerts remaining a sinkhole in the SSMU operating budget,”  Drew wrote.

In the last three years or so, Gerts has seen a considerable turnaround. Patel attributes Gerts’recent success to the strategy used by his two most recent predecessors, Drew and Diaz before him, as well as the consistency that Geoffrion-Greenslade has provided as manager over the past two years.

“During [Diaz’s] term, Gerts was sort of taking a 180, and it was being revamped. So there were specials, food was slowly being introduced … I sort of followed what Nick did, and I think Nick followed what his predecessor did,” Patel said.

Patel also credited the daily specials and the constant student group bookings as big factors for bringing in new clientele.

“I think the specials [were] a big thing, so introducing specials five days a week, it helps. I think also Natasha’s a big part of why Gerts has turned around,” Patel said. “Natasha’s been very upbeat, her attitude’s amazing. I think something she’s done really well … are big events, likeOctoberhaus and St. Patrick’s Day.” He also cited student events held at Gerts like Trivia night as examples of the bar’s improved business.

“Understanding Gerts and its competitive environment was crucial. It had to complement the Montreal nightlife rather than directly compete. To ensure that it was frequented, we had to show students that coming to Gerts is a cheaper alternative to running events elsewhere.” Drew explained. “We instituted daily specials and encouraged students to run their events at Gerts. It was mutually beneficial since student groups could make money at the bar by collecting entrance fees and we would offer specials on drinks to make sure people would attend. Sales then flourished.”

Both Drew and Patel agreed that Geoffrion-Greenslade has been a major force behind the continued success of Gerts. Patel called her personality “refreshing,” and Drew wrote, “Natasha was great to work with. She knew the industry quite well from her previous bartending experience and was enthusiastic [about working] with students. She had a lot of unique ideas coming into the job. I think a lot of the reason Gerts succeeded was due to her warm presence and hard work.”

A McGill alumni herself (BA 2006, English literature), Geoffrion-Greenslide bartended at Gerts while in school, and admitted that she never expected to be back here. She came back to Gerts to help her old manager train some new employees, and eventually wound up taking over as the new manager.

“Gerts has changed a lot. I worked with four different managers [when I went to school here],” said Geoffrion-Greenslide, noting the new  consistency in terms of managment.

Geoffrion-Greenslide recognized the constant managerial turnover coupled with the annual turnover of the SSMU VP Finance and Operations position as a difficulty in terms of keeping the bar consistent. She commented that a lot of what she tried to do was to ensure ideas were followed through on from year to year, as well as to incorporate new ideas each year.

When asked about Gerts’ two largest events, Octoberhaus and St. Patrick’s Day, she laughed and explained that the bar goes through about a month’s worth of beer those days.

But a lot more than that goes into organizing those kinds of events. Bands are booked, extra tables and chairs are ordered and set up, and staff is constantly on the go. Compared to a typical day at Gerts, when the bar opens at 11:30 a.m. and closes between midnight and 3 a.m., the St. Patrick’s Day Friday event saw the doors open at 8:00 a.m., and they didn’t close until well into the early morning hours.

Gerts has been around for years, making it a campus staple, and some students even have parents who can reminisce about their days as a McGill student, hanging out at “Gertrude’s” (the official name of the bar). In the words of Geoffrion-Greenslade, “It’s a cool place to be. You see regulars, people hanging out after class, or at night.” These renovations seek to continue this tradition and keep Gerts moving in its current, positive direction.

Patel explains Gerts’ importance in a fittingly simple manner: “It’s nice to have a place on campus where you can go and just relax, where you’re not studying.”

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Summit gathers student input on student-run café

Following the SSMU Student-Run Café Competition Expo on March 14, SSMU’s Strategic Summit last Friday, March 23 addressed issues surrounding the student-run café, set to launch in September 2013. 

In this preliminary phase, the planning committee primarily aimed to continue gathering as many ideas from students as possible to ensure a truly student-oriented, interactive café. Once there have been sufficient consultations and preparations, the committee will begin construction of the café in 2012.

While the planning committee will be adopting the design and business plan of the Fireside Café, the team that won the SSMU Sustainability Case Expo, co-ordinators are still looking to incorporate as much student feedback as possible.

“The purpose of [the] Strategic Summit is to engage students in the planning for a student run café,” SSMU VP Finance and Operations Shyam Patel, leader of the planning committee, said. “We hope to get more feedback [and] ideas in an interactive way. Instead of just asking [students] what [they] think, we want to make it more bi-directional. This is really important because it’s going to be in the SSMU building and it’s going to provide job opportunities to students.”

In this meeting, moderator Flint Deita provided participants with five main topics to brainstorm: (1) Who will manage the student-run café? (2) What food items will be included in the menu? (3) What do students want to see in the café? (4) How will SSMU finance the student-run café? (5) What sort of ambiance do students want to see in the café?

Many ideas immediately surfaced, leading to a lively group discussion.

“I was hoping for more people, but enough people showed up to give us enough feedback on the project,” Deita said. “A lot of people are interested in offering their ideas, but of course a lot of them are not here and I’d love to see more come out in the future.”

Despite the small number of attendees, the committee was brimming with ideas, proposals from the recent case competition, and multiple recent consultations. Some of the most popular ideas included student managers to oversee the entire operation, casual meals made from sustainable and seasonal products, and a rentable space for performances or other events. Students also suggested blackboard-like walls for random artistic or promotional drawing and a well-lit and vibrant ambience that avoids being crowded or overly boisterous.

“This project has captured a lot of the students’ imaginations and is really exciting, but we still have a lot of work to do in terms of figuring out the specifics,” SSMU President Maggie Knight said. “We have gotten to the point where we have talked a lot about the issue and have gotten a lot of feedback. We have to soon make a decision as to what it’s going to look like and how we are going to do this.”

In terms of challenges, the committee responsible for the new student-run café is seeking to ensure financial sustainability. The administration, according to Maggie Knight, is currently reviewing the project. However, there are still concerns that the new café may  face the same challenges as the Architecture Café or Haven Books, student initiatives that were closed due to financial difficulties.

Fortunately, although the possibility of financial failure still exists, the committee is being careful to avoid similar mistakes.

“We’re doing this so early mainly because of failed operations of the past,” Patel said.

In the near future, there will be a contest for naming the café and the committee encourages students to participate.

“Personally, I love this project and I love the idea of a student-run café, which I think is a great way to make people more social and to give more power to the students,” Deita said.

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