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Nicolo Rizzuto murder the latest hit on mafia family

Students opening city newspapers last week saw pages upon pages covering on mafia leader Nicolo Rizzuto’s funeral. This is the latest in a string of headlines pertaining to the Montreal Mafia, which has been  under mysterious attack for more than a year.

The notorious Rizzuto family and its associates have fallen victim to a kidnapping and a string of murders, the most recent being when Nicolo, 86, was shot and killed at his home in the borough of Ahuntsic-Cartierville on November 10. At the time, he was still on probation for tax evasion.

The murders began in August 2009, when Frederico del Peschio was murdered outside La Cantina restaurant on St. Laurent Boulevard. He was a close associate of Nicolo Rizzuto — they were arrested and charged together in Venezuela on cocaine charges in 1988. However, in this instance, according to Contable Anie Lemieux of the Montreal Police Department (SPVM), the incident “does not appear … related to organized crime.”

Another murder followed when Nicolo Rizzuto Jr., grandson of the mafia patriarch, was gunned down in Notre-Dame-de-Grâce on December 28. Antonio Nicaso, a journalist who specializes in mafia coverage, speculated that the murder of the junior Rizzuto, 42, was a clear indication that the family was being targeted and its leadership being threatened.

In an interview with CBC News, Nicaso said the Rizzuto family has been facing leadership problems since the arrest of Vito Rizzuto, 63, Nicolo Sr.’s son, in 2004 in connection with three murders in Brooklyn during the 1980s. He is currently serving a 10-year sentence in Colorado.

On June 29, another associate of the Rizzuto clan, Agostino Cuntrera, and his bodyguard, Liborio Sciasciathis, were both shot and killed in front of Cuntretra’s food warehouse in St. Leonard. It wasn’t a chance killing, said one detective from the SPVM.

“He was really the target,” said  Inspector Bernard Lamothe of the SPVM to CBC News on July 1.

In May, Paolo Renda, thought to be an adviser to Cuntrera, was kidnapped. His car was found unlocked, with the windows down and the keys still in the ignition just off of Gouin Boulevard West in the Cartierville area. Renda was not only another member of the Rizzuto circle, but was Vito Rizzuto’s brother-in-law.

According to former crime reporter, Michel Auger, this particular kidnapping was strange. This type of kidnappings frequently take place within these circles, he said, and many of them are never reported to police, but the victim usually is freed after a few days. Renda, however, is still missing

The hardships of the Rizzuto family started in 2006 when Project Colisee, a crackdown aimed at organized crime in Montreal and conducted by municipal, provinvial and RCMP, was in full swing. Hidden cameras, microphones, and phone taps were set up at the Consenza Social Club in Montreal, which was eventually found to be a hub for mafia-related business.

Implicated in this operation were Nicolo Rizzuto Sr. and other members of the Rizzuto clan. Many trials have still not been completed from the two-year long investigation.

It’s further alleged that other gangs of non-Italian background have had a falling out with the mafia. Durcame Joseph, allegedly associated with the Bloods gang, is one of the suspects in Nicolo Rizzuto Jr.’s murder case.

Durcame himself narrowly avoided death in March after 50 bullets shot into his Old Port boutique, killing his bodyguard and a civilian.

Whether there’s a connection between the mafia’s activities and the recent fire bombings that have taken place at Italian-owned establishments is still unclear. There have been over 25 of these incidents, 15 of which have taken place since August.

The most recent took place early Thursday morning at Cavallaro, a café in Westmount. This came as a shock to many, especially the police, as this type of attack usually takes place in the less wealthy neighbourhoods in northern and eastern Montreal. The police, though, were reserved in their allegations.

“Anything is possible when cases like this happen” said Lemieux.

Media representatives of the SPVM did not want to comment on any possible connections between the slayings in the Rizzuto family and the recent attacks on Italian businesses in the city.

The police also declined to comment on a rumour that was brought to light by crime expert Andre Cedilot claiming that an Ontario mafia family ordered the hits.

McGill, News

Students and professors showcase ideas at TEDxMcGill

Choucri Bechir

The second annual TEDxMcGill conference took place on Saturday, with Henry Mintzberg, the acclaimed McGill business professor and 15 others sharing their ideas. Themed “Relentless Curiosity,” the talks centred on rediscovering the creativity and imagination that is commonplace in children but often lost in adults. The diverse for the event held at the Marché Bonsecours included presentations on user-created applications that transform the classroom experience, a personal account of establishing a school and safe haven for abused Nicaraguan girls, and a serial entrepreneur’s ambition to use social network sites to save one million lives.

TEDxMcGill was conceptualized last year when two students applied for a licence to organize an independent McGill event under the TED brand. TED, an acronym for Technology, Entertainment, and Design, is a non-profit organization that hosts global conferences featuring prominent speakers such as former U.S. President Bill Clinton, evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins, and primatologist Jane Goodall.   

TEDxMcGill shares the parent organization’s vision of “ideas worth spreading.” The volunteer student team planned the event with a $70,000 budget over the past eight months and sought funding from various Montreal companies and McGill groups.  

Student speakers were encouraged to apply through a standard application process, while faculty and professional speakers were chosen based on their backgrounds and areas of expertise. Speakers were given nine to 15 minutes and creative freedom to talk about their ideas, research, or narratives.  

“We go for the best, most interesting speakers and ones that balance each other. We try to get a breakdown of 50 per cent students, 25 per cent professors and faculty, and 25 per cent special guests not affiliated with McGill,” said Jan Florjanczyk, a computer science Master’s student at McGill and executive organizer of TEDxMcGill. “It was a very difficult process for us to choose, but we could usually tell if someone was going to be a good speaker.”

One of the best-received talks was entrepreneur Amruth Bagali Ravindranath’s presentation on creating multimedia technology that helps educators teach math, language, and social sciences to primary school students. Ravindranath reflected on his own childhood experiences as a bored student in the classroom when developing classroom learning tools that would put teachers at the centre of education.

“Can we do to interactive education content what bloggers did to writing?” asked Ravindranath. “Our programs democratize the process of creation, it lets you edit and improve upon others’ educational animation and teaching tools in a way similar to Wikipedia. We see that by combining teachers with technology, we get adaptive education.”

While several other talks also demonstrated technology’s contributions to society, personal narratives equally engaged the audience. Salma Moolji, U2 international development studies, spoke about her emotional experience opening a school for abused, poverty-stricken girls in a Nicaraguan slum. Moolji was motivated after hearing the tragic story of a 13-year-old girl who hung herself from an orchard tree due to sexual and physical abuse. While the school closed within three years due to a lack of infrastructure, an overstretched police force, and gang problems, Moolji was moved by its lasting impact.

“The unfortunate reality is that not all development projects succeed, and not all those that succeed will survive,” Moolji said. “This is what motivates me to study development. Failure is only a part of success. The school, while it ran, did incredible things for many people.”

TED and TEDx conferences are no strangers to passionate statements, and LemonadeBoy Inc. CEO and social media business consultant Com Mirza’s goal of saving one million lives was probably the most zealous.

After collecting $5,000 from donators, Mirza and two other friends travelled to Pakistan for three weeks to help a new person each day. By the end of the visit, they managed to save 125 lives by organizing and funding vaccinations, sustainable food projects, and eye cataract surgeries. Mirza hopes to eventually save 999,875 more lives.

“Average people can make a difference when we unify our voices. Every time our voices send out one single message—it is very powerful,” Mirza said. “All we need are five things—an Internet connection, a personal computer, an email address, a profile on a social network, and active participation—to generate income for our cause.”

Though the conference lasted for over seven hours, the sold-out audience remained enthusiastic until the end. Tanya Mulamula, attendees coordinator, was relieved to see the positive reception from the conference participants and was particularly impressed by the student speakers.

“Inspiration, passion, and a connection to the audience are what TED talks are about. Even through the computer screen, somebody is able to keep you listening for 15 minutes,” Mulamula said. “Student speakers tend to be captivating because they’re very young and they’re quite nervous, so their passion for what they’re saying tends to be way stronger.”

News

McGill’s admin not the only one under fire

At Norman Bethune Square on October 27, the Concordia Student Union, Überculture, Free Education Montreal, Sustainable Concordia, and Tap Drinkers Against Privatization (TAPThirst) gathered to protest the Concordia administration’s decision to sign an exclusive PepsiCo contract without student consultation.

TAPThirst, an organization that advocates against the bottled water industry, was the most outspoken of the groups and had been heavily involved in talks with the administration.

Laura Beach, sustainable ambassadors coordinator for Sustainable Concordia and a member of TAPThirst, issued a mise en demeure—a legal notice expressing student concern—to several members of the administration after they failed to consult with students before signing the contract with PepsiCo. Beach said the administration promised her verbally, and in an email, that students would be included in the negotiation process.

“Traditionally, we do not include students in negotiations for contracts,” said Chris Mota, director of media relations at Concordia.

Mota said the administration had intended to seek student input on the contract, and discussed setting up a meeting between student groups and PepsiCo. However, according to Mota, Concordia ran out of time and had to sign the contract because it needed a provider.

“A decision was made at the senior level to sign the contract with Pepsi,” Mota said.

The Concordia protest occurred a few weeks after McGill students  rallied on September 22 against the closure of the Architecture Café. Like those at Concordia, McGill students complained that they were not consulted.

Both the Concordia and McGill administrations have tried to make amends. The PepsiCo contract contains a clause that gives the university the option to stop the company from selling bottled water. In addition, Roger Côté, the interim vice president of services at Concordia, is talking with student groups about the issue.

The McGill Senate recently created a “working group to examine how consultations and related communication with students are currently handled at McGill, and to recommend improvements,” said Deputy Provost (Student Life and Learning) Morton Mendelson, according to a press release issued by the university on October 19.

Michael Di Grappa, who started  his position as the vice president of administration and finances for McGill on November 15, is a recent import from Concordia University. Di Grappa was vice president of services for Concordia and heavily involved in the PepsiCo contract discussions. He didn’t agree with the view some students hold of the Concordia administration.

“I don’t think that you can extract from one particular issue … that there were problems,” said Di Grappa. In addition, he said, the contract included scholarships and job opportunities for students.

Di Grappa added that students were concerned only about bottled water.

“When someone is talking about the beverage contract with all of those elements, and someone is talking about bottled water, that is an infinitesimally small portion of the overall contract,” he said.

Beach, however, said there is more to student concerns.

“What happened this summer wasn’t just about bottled water,” she said. “It was about a more sustainable beverage contract.”

The Environmental Advisory Committee at Concordia made recommendations on the contract, and 35 members of the university’s faculty, from every department, signed on to the recommendations. The Committee’s suggestions, Beach said, were overlooked by the administration.

In addition to the environmental impacts, Beach said, “I haven’t met any student that wants to turn their university into a mall, [but] that’s what’s happening.”

Di Grappa said that while the administration tried to understand student concerns, “It [was] not clear who was speaking on behalf of the students and that [was] part of the problem.”

Montreal, News

Quebec nurses’ union strikes historic deal

It was a banner day last weekend for the province’s largest nurses’ union, the Quebec Interpersonal Health Federation (FIQ). After a year of tense negotiations with the provincial government, the FIQ reached an agreement in principle, which will provide significant gains to the 58,000 members of the union.

The agreement stipulates an annual 3.45 per cent pay increase for shift work, and a two per cent pay increase per year for nurses working regular day shifts in CLSCs (local community service centres) and other public institutions.

The 3.45 per cent raise comes as a result of the approximately 15 minutes that nurses typically spend at the end of their shifts exchanging patient information with the next nurse on duty. Remuneration and recognition were two important tenets during negotiations, according to FIQ Vice-President Michele Boisclair.

“Time worked is supposed to be time paid, and we’ve been fighting for that for 30 years,” she said. “Now at least our nurses will be recognized and paid for it.”

Another gain for the union was the government’s commitment to reduce the use of privatized nurses by 40 per cent. Nurses from such agencies can earn up to 20 to 25 per cent more than unionized workers. But Boisclair said there are problems with using these private companies.

“The employers who are going through a private agency are dividing the system. They are asking to have labour on a day-to-day basis, which not only limits stability but reduces the quality of care,” Boisclair said. “How can the government be willing to pay more for the care given by these agencies, yet not give better conditions to those supporting the public health care system?”

There was tension between the FIQ and the Health Ministry until a summer cabinet reshuffling made Michelle Courchesne the new Treasury Board president. According to Boisclair, this was a turning point for negotiations. Courchesne has been credited as having the “political will” to finally reach the five-year deal.

“Since [Courchesne’s] nomination we’ve seen a big difference,” Boisclair said. “Before it was always ‘no, no,’ and they never gave anything. Now we have been able to reach our goals.”

The agreement did not materialize without compromises. However, according to Boisclair, the FIQ originally lobbied for the implementation of a four-day workweek for all members. The Health Ministry, however, opposed this motion. Boisclair claimed that the fight is not over.

“Right now, we’re just going to see what kind of schedule works, while trying to reduce the amount of days worked per week, and the amount of weeks worked per year,” she said. “It will be done locally, and we’ll see have to wait and see what the results will be.”

For the past monts, the FIQ received support from more than 600 health organization and other labour groups, including the Canadian Federation of Nurses Union, and the International organization in Solidarity for the Labour Movement.

“That was a major thing, the fact that they supported us,” Boisclair said. “They knew that we were trying to change something to be there for our patients and the public health care system. It was a good message to the government that things need to change.”

Quebec Health Minister Yves Bolduc said in a press release that the deal “is going to help the nurses, it’s going to help the doctors, but mainly it’s going to help the patients.”

Mélanie Lavoie-Tremblay, an assistant professor in the McGill’s School of Nursing, agreed.

“The retention of nurses, new and old, is very important. There are good strategies out there now, but we need new ones as well,” she said. “One strategy won’t be enough to foster the retention of this new generation of nurses.”

Lavoie-Tremblay was happy  with the agreement, and stated that the gains would match the desires of most nurses at the ground level.

“Nurses are calling for more rewards, meaning a good pay and being paid for the work they are doing,” she said. “A lot of nurses don’t have access to training due to their schedules, so it’s great that they got so much from this agreement.”

The agreement in principle was presented to union delegates last Thursday and Friday. The details of the deal will be given to the nurses before a vote.

News

Panelists urge greater actions to defend children’s rights

Holly Stewart

How can it be that 250 million children under the age of five are alive right now and don’t have a birth certificate? How can there be 13 countries currently listed by the United Nations’ Security Council that are at war with children engaged as combatants, as cooks, or as servants? How can there be an estimated 150 million children worldwide who are engaged in various forms of child labour?

These were some of the questions posed by United Nations Children’s Fund representative Susan Bissel on Thursday at panel discussion on international  children’s rights.

In a room of roughly 20 McGill students and faculty members, Nadja Pollaert, the director general of the International Bureau for Children’s Rights, joined Bissel to address the topic of protecting children’s rights worldwide.

In her remarks, Bissel stressed that even in today’s globalizing world, where social and economic issues are increasingly integrated, issues of children’s rights go largely unnoticed. She said this is a major  issue that we ignore all too easily.  

Bissel explained that a birth certificate is a document many people take for granted, but children without such documentation lack an internationally recognized identity.  

“Children without birth certificates, in theory, don’t exist,” she said. “They can fall victim to exploitation and violence and no one would even know.”

Bissel believes that robust international law could be the key to improving children’s well-being. She cited the Convention for the Rights of the Child (CRC) as an example of the highest international organization recognizing the need to not only address but also codify solutions.

The second speaker, Pollaert, focused her discussion on child trafficking, calling it “a trendy issue” in our current political and social landscape.

Her organization focuses on the key areas of sexual exploitation of children, children in armed conflict, children and justice, and general promotion of the CRC.

Pollaert addressed the critical role of the police in the issue of children’s rights.  

“Police are the beginning and sometimes the end of child victims,” she said.  

Pollaert explained that in some countries, instead of a source of protection, police are a main source of corruption, leaving the child nowhere to turn if they are being abused.

Pollaert also spoke on the increasingly difficult problems that have arisen in the children’s rights domain with the introduction and spread of the Internet.

“Young girls and boys are presenting themselves on the Internet and exchanging sexual favours for goods such as BlackBerrys or jeans,” she said. This leaves these children a vulnerable position locally and internationally.

After the talks, audience members were invited to give their thoughts and engage in a dialogue with the panelists.

Sam Goldman, a McGill alumnus and former history teacher, didn’t want to downplay the severity of the issues presented, but felt the most important issue was overlooked: permanent genetic malformations due to poor maternal health. Without tackling this problem at the source, he said, “we are dooming a considerable portion of the human race. This is a large problem getting bigger all the time.”

Bissel acknowledged the importance of this issue, but refrained from offering a comprehensive answer. She claimed that it was unfortunate that such a critical problem goes largely unnoticed but acknowledged that a significant portion of UNICEF’s $4 billion dollar budget is being spent on maternal health.

In her closing remarks, Bissel hoped for a future increase in the protection of children’s rights.

“The challenges are enormous,” Bissel said. “But so too are the possibilities for action, collaboration, and great outcomes for children and their families.”

News

AUS attacks its debts

In the face of numerous unanticipated financial difficulties that have come to light this semester, the Arts Undergraduate Society’s Executive unveiled their Financial Recovery Plan to the AUS Council last Wednesday.

“Like the real Marshall Plan, this isn’t just us throwing foreign aid at something,” he said. “It’s a plan to allow all parties to recover themselves.”

In addition to the deficit of approximately $30,000 incurred by Frosh, the AUS owes $18,000 to both the federal and provincial governments in back taxes, as well as $83,000 to the Faculty of Arts due to the organization’s failure to pay their share of the Arts Student Employment Fund.

The Marshall Plan, which is based around the four tenets of accountability, automation, solvency, and growth and partnership, is designed to address the AUS’s current financial challenges and to ensure that similar issues do not occur in the future. The first step in this process, Marshall said, was re-evaluating the organization’s business partnerships both within and outside of McGill. The assessment resulted in the dismissal of the AUS’s former accountant and the hiring of RSM Richter, a professional accounting firm, to manage the society’s books.

“One of the main advantages that attracted us to RSM Richter was the fact that they were able to provide us not only with an audit service, but with an entire team, a team that includes a tax attorney, legal advisors, and an accounting service,” said Majd al-Khaldi, AUS VP finance.

Thanks in part to RSM Richter’s negotiations, the AUS’s federal tax debt is now settled. While Marshall is still in negotiations with the provincial government, he said he is hopeful that situation will soon be remedied as well.  

“We’re now reaching out and trying to get help, because we’ve realized that the traditional perspective of … some student leaders … to kind of take on challenges and … refuse to ask questions, has been damaging for the AUS,” Marshall said.

In addition to revisiting the AUS’s accounting structure, al-Khaldi and Marshall have been working with the group’s banking institution, the Royal Bank of Canada, to revisit the AUS’s investments. According to al-Khaldi, this is long overdue.

“The AUS has had investments in the past, and since the financial crisis I would hazard to guess that they weren’t revised properly,” he said. “In that sense, we haven’t been using our money to its fullest potential.”

Marshall also emphasized the assistance the AUS has received from the Faculty of Arts administration, particularly with regards to the debt they owe on the Arts Student Employment Fund.  

“With regards to ASEF, we do have the dean’s support for a payment plan, so that’s going to be paid over the next few years,” Marshall said.

“The Faculty has had discussions with the AUS about the Arts Student Employment Fund, and we are working together on a plan that ensures that students continue to benefit from the Fund and allows AUS to meet its obligations without putting further stress on its cash flow situation,” said Dean Christopher Manfredi of the Faculty of Arts in email to the Tribune. “Student associations are independently incorporated entities whose relationship to the university is governed by memoranda of agreement. For the most part, the relationship should be governed by the provisions of these agreements, but everyone obviously has an interest in collaborating to ensure that funds are properly administered.”

Despite the difficulties they have faced this year, both Marshall and al-Khaldi emphasized that all student organizations can learn from the AUS’s experience. To help ensure that a similar situation doesn’t affect another campus group, the Executive is working on a document that will outline standard financial, legal, and tax procedures for student-run corporations in Quebec.  

“For legal purposes, we all have to be companies, but we aren’t great at running them, clearly,” Marshall added. “I’m hoping to share this with all student associations because there’s a huge benefit to sharing this sort of thing. I don’t want anyone else to ever have to go through the experience we went through with all of this. But it’s a great year. Student services haven’t been affected except in the positive.” 

Student Life

Back to blog basics

Cooking is a science, and a fun and delicious one at that. And like any science, experimentation is key.  Julia Child meticulously tested her recipes, which is why they’re still the heart and soul of so many kitchens. Unfortunately, Child is partly to blame for the plethora of food blogs on the Internet. Julia and Julia gave hope to food bloggers everywhere that they too might make a mess of their kitchen (and their marriage) and turn it into a feature film. These blogs present a challenge for competent cooks, who may follow a blog’s recipe to the teaspoon, but end up with polenta that’s as hard as concrete.  

Good food bloggers find a recipe, decide to change something and then see if it works. If not, they repeat the process until it does, and then the post their results. Just like a lab report, they outline their cooking methods in detail so that other cooks can predict potential problems.  

Bad food bloggers find a recipe, incorrectly or incompletely copy it onto their blog, and make changes that aren’t scientific or practical. Worst of all, when their soufflé collapses mid-making, they post a stolen photo of a perfect soufflé and write that while their effort didn’t turn out perfectly, it was delicious.  

Like most university students, I don’t have the money to purchase Jacques Pepin’s cookbook series, but I would like to know how make a French omelet or perfect dinner rolls. Scouring the web for a recipe usually results in hits from several dozen food blogs, but here are some of the ones you should trust:  

Smitten Kitchen: With hundreds of tried-and-true recipes from Deb Perelman’s five years of blogging and cooking available on the website, you’re sure to find what you need fast. Perelman is honest about her mistakes, and always tries to find ways to improve her work. Her wry sense of humor and tiny New York City kitchen are easy to relate to for just about any cook.  

Living the Sweet Life in Paris: David Lebovitz, former pastry chef of Chez Panisse, shares his expertise in pastries and savory cooking on his website. Having trained in Paris and worked in the U.S., Lebovitz can help you bring the best of the culinary world to your student apartment kitchen.  

Real Baking with Rose: Rose Levy-Beranbaum, the legend behind The Cake Bible, has all of her recipes available on her website, and blogs about her latest experimentations. An expert on all things baking, she prizes scales over volume measurement, and it pays off. Best of all, she answers readers’ questions daily. For perfect cookie, cake, pastry, and bread recipes, go to realbakingwithrose.com

The Best Dishes: Former Tribune writer Francesca Ferenzi can sympathize with university students who have small kitchens and budgets, but big culinary dreams. After studying abroad in Italy, Ferenczi knows what good food is, and how to make it on a dime. Ferenzi finds amazing restaurant food and then recreates it herself. Follow her food adventures at frenchietbd.com.

The Front Burner: For all you vegetarians out there, Emily Malone’s blog offers healthy, simple, and delicious recipes. Since Malone is a recent graduate of a prestigious American culinary school, you can be certain the recipes you find here won’t be disappointing. Malone also includes an occasional gratuitous photo of her two adorable dogs.

Ceci n’est pas un food blog: Although not limited to the traditional recipe only format of other food blogs, as the title so clearly insists, former Tribune editor Vincci Tsui provides the occasional recipe along with the blog’s other food and nutrition related posts. A Registered Dietician currently living in Calgary, Tsui often includes information on the nutritional content of the recipes she posts, but doesn’t limit herself to salads and granola. Her recipe for Margarita Cupcakes is especially amazing.

Science & Technology, Student Life

Suprising space savers

During exams, your apartment is probably going to end up looking like the site of a pipe bomb explosion. It also means you won’t have the time or money to make another trip to Ikea for assorted Scandinavian organizing junk. Instead, some ordinary household objects can be used to tidy up and manage the ever growing mess that is your desk while making your cheap lifestyle a little easier.

Binder clips -> cord holder

Binder clips are great for just about anything, including keeping those pesky power cords tied up. The more appliances you have, the more tangled the mess around the surge protector becomes. By fastening a binder clip to the edge of a table and running the head of the cord through the clip’s handle, the cord becomes retractable and stays put. String eight or ten of these together for a nice, tidy power station.

Book -> eBook case

The biggest complaint about eBook readers is that “I don’t get the same feeling I do when I read a book.” Problem solved: glue the pages of an old book together, carve out a nook using a kitchen knife, and conceal the eBook reader inside. If you choose War and Peace, the new, stylish case for your reader both protects it from damage and makes you look a lot smarter while reading Twilight. Who knows, it might even rekindle your interest in reading.

Wire -> cable fastener

I’ve got more electronics in my apartment than a Best Buy. This creates a spaghetti style traffic jam when I try to manage which cables belong where. Using old bits of electrical wire to manage the scrambled mess makes this task a lot easier. By rolling up a cord and winding some wire around both ends, you can prevent it from getting tangled up when it’s stored, or you can shorten the cord so that the excess doesn’t get in the way. You can also do this to bind several cables together when running them from A to B.

Old beer cans -> pencil cups

Don’t toss those old PBR beer cans just yet—you can reuse them to hold pens, pencils, and anything else you like. By carving off the top of the can, lining it with electrical tape to protect from sharp edges, and weighing the whole assembly down with a counter-weight rock, you can create a quick and cheap pencil cup for your desk.

Old CDs -> coaster

If you’re too cheap to buy coasters, you can steal them from bars, or you can just use old CDs. By putting a bit of tape across the centre hole, the CD should catch all of the condensation that forms on the drink, preventing it from damaging your nice Ikea table. The best candidates for the job are old Windows install CDs and Justin Bieber albums.

Opinion

Hipsters aren’t hipsters

Nowadays, it seems that when a subculture springs up it’s given a name before a proper definition. Remember the word “emo?” All of a sudden there was an umbrella term for a group made up of wildly different characteristics: Dashboard Confessional fans lumped in with The Cure fans, people who wear scarves indoors on top of their Penguin polos coupled with guys wearing black nail polish and mascara.

But emo took an ugly turn and became a derogative term, meaning a person whose state of mind involves any combination of being sensitive, sad, whiny, and self-centred. And that’s only my interpretation—everyone’s is different.

Thankfully, emo has fallen out of common use. But the past couple years have seen the explosive popularity of an equally problematic term: hipster. What originally was synonymous with “trendy” has largely become a derisive term for a smug and inauthentic person who’s into liking things because they’re current, ironic, and are, or appear, inexpensive (drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon is about half the battle).

But for the most part, what people find off-putting about this imagined hipster persona is the same thing that people scorn in any style or subculture: an all-for show mentality. Droves of guys wearing deep v-necks with sparkly patterns on them and $300 jeans, and people who own a rainbow of Chuck Taylors and paid money for anything with an anarchy symbol on it all send the same message, and nobody likes a poser.

But what about the real hipsters? You know, the ones who have been wearing the same wool Christmas sweater since junior high (when their grandma knitted it for them) and started listening to Broken Social Scene back when “Lady Marmalade” was your favourite song? The term hipster leaves out real hipsters, because in order to be a called a hipster you have to not really be a hipster, capish? The term completely misses the mark, and it’s time to put it to rest in the annoying phrase graveyard next to “uber” and “raise the roof!”

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