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THIRD MAN IN: Toronto Loud Mouth Needs to Walk the Walk

Dion Phaneuf is a loud guy. You can have endless debates about his abilities, about his paycheque, or about his girlfriend (notorious puck bunny Elisha Cuthbert), but there’s no debating his mouth. And while his brashness may have excited the Toronto Maple Leafs enough for them to name him captain, it has also gotten him into a lot of trouble. I am almost certain that a statement he made last week in particular will come back to haunt him: “It’s definitely a playoff team. Our goal going into the start of this year is to make the playoffs,” he said. “Anything short of that is unacceptable.”?

For a team that ranked 29th out of 30 NHL teams last season, that would be quite an accomplishment. While the Leafs’ payroll along the blue line resembles that of a playoff entente, there were many nagging questions as the Leafs entered into camp last week. Who will the scorers be, aside from Phil Kessel? Will the blue line hold up or crumble? And does J.S Giguere still have what it takes to be a starting goaltender? Unless there’s some sort of miracle, Phaneuf will have to accept the unacceptable at the end of the year.

But Phaneuf wasn’t thinking of a miracle when he made his statement; he was just being himself. And that’s his problem. He is too abrasive and too reckless to be a captain. Even Mark Messier, the man who made the famous guarantee in the ’94 Finals, couldn’t follow through on his promise to lead the 2000 Rangers to the playoffs.

As a captain, Phaneuf has to be accountable to both his teammates and the legions of Leaf fans who are hanging on his every word. But these comments have been made and he has to move on. He needs to focus on playing like the seven-million-dollar defenceman that he is. That means avoiding 25-game goalless droughts when his offensive game is supposed to be among the NHL’s elite. It also means restraining himself from that big hit if it will put him out of position.

While I may not agree with his captaincy, I can appreciate what a superstar presence on such a young team means. Maybe the kids listened and will continue to listen to him because of his Norris nomination, because of his experience, or because they just found him agreeable (which I doubt). Whatever the reason, Dion has to understand that this is his team. No matter how hard things get from now on, he has to suck it up, be the big guy, and stop being the locker-room cancer he was rumoured to be in Calgary. A Phaneuf who cherishes his status is valuable to his team; one who doesn’t is just another overpaid, overrated Leafs superstar.

Which brings me back to my point: Dion Phaneuf is a loud guy. Whether that will be Dion the game-breaker or Dion the cheap talker, is up to him.

Sports

Redmen Fall in Double Overtime to Bishop’s, 26-19

In their first game in the newly-renovated Molson Stadium, the Redmen football team suffered a 26-19 loss in double overtime to the fifth-ranked Bishop’s Gaiters on Saturday, bringing their regular season record to 0-2.

Gaiters’ quarterback Jesse Andrews connected with freshman running back Quincy Van De Cruize on a 10-yard pass in the second round of overtime after both McGill’s Austin Anderson and Bishop’s Josh Maveety converted on field goal attempts. Anderson’s 48-yard kick earned him a new career record.

McGill failed to even the score when QB Ryne Bondy, who went 21 for 41, was taken down as he threw his third attempt, with the ball going out of bounds and ending the game in Bishops’ favour. The game was Bondy’s second for the Redmen, after a knee injury last week put starting quarterback Jonathan Collin out for the season.

“We knew that having a new quarterback would present some interesting prospects and Bondy played up to expectations and above, so that’s something very positive going forward,” said Head Coach Sonny Wolfe, “Ryne played real well. Certainly the first time you’re in a game in over a year there are some issues that he may have been able to make a better decision once or twice and not give up a sack but you would probably say that sometimes about a third or fourth year starter. It was a terrific performance by Ryne.”

The team announced the full extent of Collin’s injury last Wednesday. An MRI showed two torn ligaments in his left knee and a stretched nerve in his left foot. He will have surgery in the upcoming weeks, and hopes to return next season.

After a scoreless first quarter, freshman running back Sean Murphy put McGill on the board with a 10-yard run into the end zone with three and a half minutes on the clock in the second. Murphy also led the team in rushing, racking up 44 yards.

With 23 seconds left in the fourth quarter, and Bishop’s leading 16-9, sophomore Thomas Fortin connected with Bondy’s eight-yard pass into the left corner of the end zone to bring the Redmen within one point of the Gaiters. Anderson’s kick pushed the game into the QUFL’s first overtime match since 2003, and the Gaiters’ first since 1998.

“Our biggest strength was that we were able to compete for 60 minutes. It’s been a while that we’ve been harping on that as a huge component to having a chance to be successful, and we feel we now have a team that does compete regardless of the competition and regardless of the circumstances,” said Wolfe, “But we played hard for 60 minutes and that gives us a chance to be successful.”

After becoming the first player in CIS history to reach 200 receptions last week, fifth-year Charles-Antoine Sinotte increased his tally to 214 with eight more catches on Saturday. However, freshman Justene Edwards was also a bright spot on the McGill roster, matching Sinotte’s 85 yards in reception in only five catches.

The Gaiters demonstrated the impressive range of their ground play, particularly midway through the third quarter when Matt Burke caught a 19-yard pass from Olivier Mongeau on a fake field goal, making the score 9-7 Bishop’s. The Gaiters ended the game with 193 yards rushing, compared to the Redmen’s 76. Maveety also provided the Gaiters with two field goals in the fourth quarter, while McGill earned their extra two points on a safety.

The Redmen will look to earn their first win of the season on Friday as they take on the Concordia Stingers (1-1) at Molson Stadium at 7 p.m. The game will double as both the Shaughnessy Cup and the Fill the Stadium event.

“Every week we try to play to our strengths a little bit, and a couple of things we may be able to exploit in terms of how they play offence and defence and special teams,” said Wolfe. “So we’ll try to change things around a little bit, not too dramatically. We ended up having some issues with substitutions, so there are a number of things we want to clean up and we are working really hard to ensure that happens.”

Sports

Redmen Shut Out Sherbrooke in Season Opener

The McGill Redmen introduced their fans to the new-look Molson Stadium in style with a comfortable 4-0 win over the Sherbrooke Vert et Or Friday night. The Redmen produced a solid, if unspectacular, display to overcome a nervous opening and earn the win, taking three points.

Both sides struggled to get into a passing rhythm in the first half, but the Redmen were better able to capitalize on their opportunities. Goals in the 19th and 30th minute-both assisted by man of the match, Yohann Capolungo-effectively ended the contest. Sherbrooke showed little ambition or ability to compete with the Redmen as the game went forward. McGill, meanwhile, looked increasingly comfortable, and barring one or two lapses in concentration sent the fans home happy. They polished off the night with two insurance goals in the 83rd and 89th minutes.

The early exchanges of the match were full of tackling, as both teams struggled to gain a foothold in the midfield. Sherbrooke may have just shaded for the opening 15 minutes, but they were almost completely reliant on the hopeful long ball. McGill, on the other hand, looked to build with short, quick passing.

The Redmen started to look like the better team in the 19th minute. Seizing a loose ball just outside of the area, Yohann Capolungo unleashed a fierce 20-yard drive. Sherbrooke keeper Benjamin Marquis could only parry it straight to the onrushing Cory Marcon, who coolly punched in the chance.

Although down 1-0, Sherbrooke almost scored an equalizer minutes later. McGill keeper Jean-Lou Gosselin, a spectator to that point, flapped at a cross and was relieved to see the ball fly off of the crossbar.

A flurry of activity starting in the 26th minute ended with McGill doubling their lead. Capolungo hit the bar with another long-range effort after a well played corner. A few minutes later, a lapse in defensive concentration gave Sherbrooke another opportunity to score. A hopeful poke forward from the Sherbrooke midfield found its way too easily through the McGill backline, leading to a partial break. The Vert et Or, however, could only muster a weak shot that Gosselin easily captured.

Stung out of complacency, McGill struck two minutes later with the match’s best move. The imposing Jeremy Hurdle won the ball at midfield and wasted no time in playing it into Capolungo’s path behind the Sherbrooke defense. Capolungo outpaced the fullback before drilling the ball across the goal for freshman striker Sebastian Munro, who tapped it in.

McGill ended the first half on a high note, and continued to perform in the second. Facing an opponent content to sit in their own half and hoist long balls forward, McGill was never threatened. The backline, which was excellent throughout, easily dealt with Sherbrooke’s barrage of high balls, its only form of attack. The last two goals, both involving the impressive William Hoyle, were icing on the cake.

Even though the match was routine, the Redmen will need to be in better shape for their upcoming matches, including one with No.1-ranked Laval next week.

“I’m happy with the result,” said Head Coach David Simon. “[but]I wouldn’t say I’m happy with the performance. This team has a lot of potential and can do far better than they did, mostly in terms of being consistent. Against Laval, if we’re not consistent for 90 minutes, we’re going to have problems.”

Match star Yohann Capolungo echoed his sentiments.

“It was not the best game, the way of playing, but it’s going to get better and better. It’s a good start.”

Sports

Morin-Boucher Nets Hat Trick

Logan Smith

Coming off an impressive pre-season (6-1-1), the McGill Martlets’ 5-1 victory Friday over the Sherbrooke Vert et Or showed nothing but promise.

The first goal of the match came from veteran striker Alexandra Morin-Boucher in the 10th minute of play. Assisted by a long drive from freshman forward Stephanie Avery, she shot a low strike across to the left corner of the net. Ten minutes later, she struck again with a pass from rookie midfielder Hannah Rivkin.

In the 23rd minute, Sherbrooke was awarded a penalty kick on a disputed shirt-pulling call. Vert et Or veteran striker Adréanne Gagne, put the ball just out of the rookie goalkeeper Valerie Labbé’s reach, putting the score to 2-1.

McGill controlled Sherbrooke for much of the first half, but after some halftime lineup alterations the Vert et Or’s defensive line solidified. The improvements, however, were not enough to stop Morin-Boucher from completing her hat trick in the 58th minute.

The Martlets’s goal streak continued as rookie midfielder Meghan Bourque buried a shot behind Sherbrooke keeper Marie-Michelle Coulombe.

In the final minute of the second half prior to injury time, rookie striker Bianca Cordileone scored the Martlets’s fifth goal after her substitution for Morin-Boucher. Seven freshman players got playing time, and they showed plenty of potential.

“I know what to expect from them,” said Head Coach Marc Mounicot, “I know their qualities, they were recruited because of those qualities. I think they did pretty well … and I’m quite positive about the future.”

Although the game was controlled by the Martlets’ offence, the win would not have been possible without the impermeable defence line. Led by team captain and star Katherine Green, there was not much the Vert et Or could do to break through.

The dauntless and quick-thinking freshman keeper Labbé ended the game with four phenomenal saves, only faltering on the penalty kick in the first half. Despite her lack of experience, Labbé should be a valuable pillar for the team.

Green, who has been enduring a recurring knee injury, was carried off the field after a collision in McGill’s penalty box. The plan is for Green to rest for the remainder of the weekend to recover.

“We are going to have to have some of the younger girls step up and command the play from the back,” said Green. “As well [as] the new keeper, Val. [She] is a great keeper, [and] is going to have to lead the team and see the field and see the play.”

The Martlets concluded their 2009 season as the second overall team in the QSSF, narrowly beating out the third-place Vert et Or by one point. This season, with the addition of 12 new recruits and the return of seasoned veterans, the Martlets will set out to outdo the Vert et Or for the top spot in the Quebec league.

Sports

SPORTS IN BRIEF: Undefeated Redmen Lacrosse Team Pound Toronto

The varsity lacrosse Redmen delivered a walloping 12-3 victory over the University of Toronto’s Varsity Blues at Forbes Field Sunday.

The Blues started things off quickly, taking early leads. But once the game settled down and the refs eased up on their whistles, McGill was able to control possession and the game. The Redmen scored four unanswered goals for a 7-3 halftime lead, and cemented the win by outscoring Toronto 5-0 in the second half.

A lot of credit for the lopsided score goes to McGill goalie Guy Fox, who made some timely and spectacular saves.

Like his goalie, Head Coach Tim Murdoch is determined to keep expectations under control and take the games as they come. “Right now we’re 2-0 and on top of the East along with Bishop’s and Carleton. We talked about championships last year a lot; this year we’re just going to talk about beating Bishop’s in Lennoxville [to] knock them off and go 3-0and we’ll look ahead from there.”

It is probably too early to tell what the future holds for this team; it has many new parts and success will depend on how they gel. But Murdoch is optimistic, voicing “really, really high hopes for the rest of the season.”

The game against Toronto gave him reason to hope, not least in the offensive power of senior Noah Miller’s four goals. When asked about his top goal-scorer, coach Murdoch praised him effusively. “[Noah Miller] is a good example of an excellent athlete, a strong student and someone that brings a lot to the table on the field and in the classroom,” he said. “He’s a leader, and unfortunately he’s a senior so we only have him for this season.”

A blend of youth and experience should make this an exciting year, but the players and coaches are not caught up in it. The only thing on any of their minds is playing Bishop’s next week at Lennoxville and getting the win.

“We’ve got to carry [this momentum] into next week. We’ve got to take it day-by-day and our next challenge is Bishop’s on Thursday,” said Fox.

Sports

POINT-COUNTERPOINT: LeBron’s Choice

LeBron James’s decision to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers and join Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat was the talk of the sports media this summer. Sam Hunter and Adam Sadinsky offer two different perspectives on the implications of LeBron’s choice.

Pro

The argument that LeBron has made a mistake by choosing to play for the Heat is wrong. Straight-up, flat-out, wrong. I, and any other person who has ever experienced sports grief, can agree that airing “The Decision” on ESPN was tactless and hurtful to Cavaliers fans, but poor execution is not a good enough reason to criticize his decision. Bron-Bron has managed to turn the entire concept of historical legacy on its head for his generation. Is it a coincidence that Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony have both started making noise about wanting to be traded since the Miami triumvirate got together? Absolutely not, and I couldn’t be any happier about it.

Since LeBron’s move is basically unprecedented in basketball, let’s find an analogous situation somewhere else: pop culture. What LeBron has done is that he’s turned the Heat into super-Goldar. Recall that in every Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers episode, the Power Rangers would battle some kind of monster (like Goldar) sent to Earth by Rita Repulsa (Pat Riley in this analogy). The battle would go back and forth until Rita would throw her wand, which turned the monster into a colossus. Then the Power Rangers would power up their Zords and sometimes form a Megazord to defeat Rita’s super-monster.

Now, did anyone ever watch Power Rangers for the scenes of the Red Ranger fighting the putties? Heck no. What we really wanted to see was a Megazord throwing a giant monster through a building, and that’s exactly what LeBron has given us. The Heat have the potential to be an epic team like we haven’t seen since MJ’s Bulls. His decision has given us a Goldar, a Lex Luthor, and a Voldemort all rolled into one. The fact that the move has decreased league parity shouldn’t really matter to anyone who isn’t a Cavs or Toronto Raptors fan.

I’m excited to see what happens in Miami, and you’d have to be comatose or my girlfriend not to feel the same way.

Con

LeBron James began his career as the next great player to dominate the NBA, the heir to the great throne of Michael Jordan, Joining the league straight out of high school, he immediately joined its elite. He was Rookie of the Year and has won two MVP trophies since. The one missing piece from his legacy is a Larry O’Brien trophy: an NBA Championship.

When LeBron decided to join Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat, he forfeited his ticket to the title of “Greatest Player of All-Time.” Even if the Heat win multiple championships with the “Miami Thrice,” LeBron will only be known as part of the greatest trio to ever hit the hardwood-his personal legacy is dead. Jordan won six titles with the Chicago Bulls teams he played on, and he never called up Reggie Miller and Karl Malone to try and create a cabal of stars.

Some might applaud the self-appointed King for checking his ego at the door and giving up money in exchange for a ring, but you can do that at any jewelry store. Titles are bought, not won. The fans can see what you’ve done LeBron, and they won’t forget it in the bars and at the office coolers even when you get into the Hall of Fame.

Along with his legacy, LeBron has seriously harmed the NBA. Some may be excited at the prospect of seeing three all-stars on the same side, but that’s what the All-Star Game is for. The competitive balance in the NBA is now skewed, and it can only get worse from here. Those teams who can copy the Heat (read: those who will decimate their rosters in order to attract stars) will follow their lead, starting with the New York Knicks, who are rumoured to be wooing Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony to join newly acquired Amar’e Stoudemire. The NBA will become a league of two divisions: teams loaded with superstars, and everyone else.

Thanks, LeBron, for letting us all down. You may have come in as the saviour King, but you’re nothing but the devil to most of us. Enjoy your tarnished legacy.

Winner: Con

It’ll be a guilty pleasure to watch the Heat play this year, but there’s no question that LeBron has been tasteless and impatient. The move is another victory for the superstar ego over teamwork, and it’s tough to support.

Opinion

RIGHT MINDED: The Case for “Tough-on-Crime”

Our justice system is meant to be a principled and morally upstanding approach to crimes committed against our fellow human beings. Being tough-on-crime isn’t just a game of political pandering, and criminal justice isn’t a game of bureaucratic tinkering to reduce costs.

The media, the Liberals, and the NDP have not been kind to the government’s tough-on-crime policies. The Toronto Star editorial board referred to the entire affair as “conduct-no-research” policy making. Several members of the Canadian Bar Association recently grilled Justice Minister Rob Nicholson on the topic, and Liberal MP Geoff Regan had the gall to suggest in Parliament that, “When we hear the Conservatives talk about young people, most of the time it is about putting them in jail.”

This unprincipled approach to the debate from the opposition is shocking. They make technical arguments about the increased cost of prisons or supposedly declining crime rates. In reality, crime in Canada skyrocketed between 1962-when crime statistics began to be compiled-and the 1990s. Only since then has crime begun to see a modest decline, but one that still brings it nowhere near historical lows.

The real argument for tough-on-crime is one of principle: victims deserve real justice and Canadians deserve a justice system that harshly punishes our country’s most terrible crimes.

An unnamed man in Calgary was sentenced on September 2 for rape and sexual abuse. He abused his victim horribly for two and a half years while she was between the ages of 3 and 5, while he was between the ages of 14 and 17. Under the federal Youth Criminal Justice Act, what was his sentence? 100 days in custody, 50 days of supervision, and a 19-month probation. An innocent human being has her life scarred, and the criminal walks away with a slap on the wrists. How can we call this a moral approach?

In another recent case from Calgary, Paul Villecourt was sentenced to 12 months in jail for accessing child pornography online. Considering the serious and pervasive problem posed by that industry, I find this punishment light. New legislation in Parliament now demands that Internet providers reveal the identities of those who publish such images online, making it much easier to stop these crimes.

Political parties happily banded together on the issue of crime when the media discovered that Karla Homolka was approaching eligibility for pardon. Terrifyingly, the National Parole Board had little power to reject applications for pardon before the passage of a new portion of Bill C-23. Only around 1 per cent of applications were rejected. C-23 expands the power of the NPB to reject parole claims. In the case of those who have committed three serious offenses, it makes them ineligible.

It is cases like these that make tough-on-crime such a morally defensible platform. Canadians deserve a justice system that emphasizes fair punishment for criminals and peace for victims. What we don’t deserve is a system that projects the signal to offenders: do what you want, because we can’t stop you.

Ottawa has now allocated $105 million to build three new prisons in order to accommodate the estimated 2,700 new inmates these new measures will produce. It’s worth every penny. Now 2,700 people who would have previously escaped the system can be kept away from Canadian streets and the people whose lives they’ve ruined.

Arts & Entertainment, Music

CD REVIEW: Sweet Thing- Sweet Thing

With their self-titled debut, it’s easy to see that Toronto’s Sweet Thing have Top 40 ambitions. Whether or not they’ll get there remains to be seen.

The album certainly contains elements that suggest they will: the punchy guitars of “Gun,” the shimmering synths of “Lazy Susan,” and the soaring vocals of “A Change of Seasons” are all perfectly pop rock enough to satisfy any fan of the genre, but they still have a long way to go.

The first single, “Dance Mother,” almost lives up to its title, but the chorus fails to deliver the big payoff the frantic verse suggests. Sung in a falsetto, the “I don’t want to dance, motherfucker” refrain comes off sounding far less badass than it should. And while they are nice displays of stylistic range and strong songs in their own right, both the garage-rocker “Duotang” and album closer “We’re On Fire Tonight” don’t fit with the overall tone of the album. In fact, the latter ends the whole thing with a whimper rather than a bang, an odd final statement considering the worth of upbeat pop songs that precede it.

Also potentially disappointing to long-time fans is the fact that the album’s three best tracks, “A Change of Seasons,” “Winter Night,” and “Kite Fight” appear as shorter versions from their debut EP.

These boys are definitely skilled musicians, crafting some impressive harmonies throughout with chops and pop sensibilities to boot. But not much of the album stays with you once it’s over. It’s not that the tracks themselves are instantly forgettable-there’s just no aftertaste to remind you of what you heard.

Arts & Entertainment, Music

CD REVIEW: Chemical Brothers- Further

Released earlier this year, the Chemical Brothers’ seventh effort, Further, can start to sound like a concert album after a few plays. Unlike many of the Brothers’ earlier releases, the album captures the raw intensity and structureless flow of a live set, filled with unexpected drops, blips, and volume shifts. Many of the tracks are long; the first single, “Escape Velocity,” clocks in at a hefty 12 minutes. The result is an enveloping wash of psychedelic sounds and eclectic rhythms that is relentlessly typical of the Chemical Brothers, but also unusually unstructured.

The album is heavy on the synth, and it has a surprisingly modern sound coming from a pair of old-timers like Tom Rowlands and Ed Simons, who have been dominating the electronic music scene since the early 90s. On Further they play with glitchy analogue melodies and heavy bass lines, often layered under catchy vocal samples. The result is as pleasing as one could hope; tracks like “Another World” and “Swoon” stand out as classic jams for a late summer chill session on the deck. With choruses like “Remember to fall in love/There’s nothing else” sticking in your head, you almost feel nostalgic.

What the Chemical Brothers are trying to evoke is not clear-perhaps a younger, simpler time-but there is no doubt that Further is pure and unadulterated Chemical Brothers, just in a new incarnation.

Arts & Entertainment, Music

Summer Entertainment Report Cards: CDs – Sufjan Stevens – All Delighted People EP

Dropping out of nowhere this summer, the All Delighted People mega-EP (the thing is 60 minutes long) is Sufjan Stevens’ long-awaited return to song-based material.

The EP is an all-encompassing affair and serves as an both an excellent reminder of Stevens’s work to date and a crash-course for the uninitiated. There’s the sweeping orchestral-pop of Michigan and Illinois, the hushed, acoustic ruminations of Seven Swans, and even the electronic blips of Enjoy Your Rabbit and symphonic flourishes of The BQE.

It’s impossible to talk of the EP without mentioning how it begins and ends: with two behemoths of songs that couldn’t be more different. The title track-an 11-minute-opus loosely based on Simon and Garfunkel’s “Sound of Silence”-is unapologetically grandiose, taking the densest arrangements from Stevens’ back catalogue and cranking them to 11, with pretty spectacular results. Meanwhile, 17-minute album closer “Djohariah” (billed as a “guitar jam-for-single-mothers”) builds a cacophonous guitar solo around a fusion-y vamp, and rewards attention spans with some spectacular instrumental crescendoes. It’d all be incredibly self-indulgent if it wasn’t so good.

In between the two, piano ballad “The Owl and The Tanager,” finds Stevens’ lyrics at their most unsettling: “You touched me inside of my cage / Beneath my shirt your hands embraced me / Come to me feathered and frayed / For I am the ugliest prey.”

The 50 States project be damned, Sufjan is back, and we can all collectively exhale.

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