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CD REVIEWS: Hunter Valentine: Lessons From The Late Night

Hunter Valentine are a three-piece all-girl rock band from Toronto who will release their second full-length album, Lessons From The Late Night, on April 17. With seven songs totalling 22 minutes, it’s a slight step above an EP, though you probably won’t be disappointed that there isn’t more.

Lead singer Kyomi McCloskey sounds like a less-raspy Brody Dalle (of Spinerette, formerly of The Distillers). The vocals add a flare to the album’s sound, which isn’t as bland as it is a few years too late. It feels like pop punk that’s trying to weigh on the punk side, which is very symptomatic of the early 2000s with bands like Anti-Flag and Closet Monster.

The opening tracks “The Stalker” and “Treadmills of Love,” are catchy, and the mix of vocals on the latter are a nice touch. Things cool off a bit with “Revenge,” and “Scarface” is the most pop-friendly song on the album, but that’s not necessarily a good thing. “Barbara Jean” is catchy but uses the age-old punk trick of briefly pausing the song for a second during the chorus with a couple of heavy downbeats on the drums, like at the start of “Communication Breakdown” by Led Zeppelin.

Overall, the album feels torn between punk and pop, and even though the two aren’t mutually exclusive – my favourite childhood bands wouldn’t exist if they were – the album sounds like it’s trying to be one or the other, depending on the song.

Recipes, Student Life

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Final Thoughts on Food

I’m shipping off to grad school in London (no, not Ontario) in the fall – and I’m trying desperately to conjure up some deep, captivating message about food, agriculture, and culinary ethics that hasn’t already been put on a bestseller list by Barbara Kingsolver, Jamie Oliver, or Mark Bittman.

I could try to predict the next big ingredient trend (it’s going to be durian, by the way), or make bold speculations about the future of molecular gastronomy, or run a recipe for the perfect chocolate chip cookie (because there aren’t enough out there).

There’s no shortage of observations and commentaries to be made about food, but I think the one that has struck me the most this year is how much I hate eating alone. I’ve tried it a couple of times, bringing a notebook to meals with the hopes of writing the beginning of a recipe or a column, but I know now that it’s not for me.

After a few years of living on my own, I still haven’t mastered the art of cooking enough food for one person – and not because I’m a glutton and will eat three portions of something (to be fair, it has happened), but because I think that most meals turn out best when you’re cooking for some friends.

I wrote at the beginning of the year that I was “fascinated by why we eat what we eat, and why we crave certain foods at certain times.” And after a year of writing about food, I have a better understanding of that now. Food is important to us all because it connects us to each other and to the world around us. There is nothing like breaking bread with friends (especially if you’ve baked it yourself), and making a dish that can take you thousands of miles away in your mind.

It’s friends and family that show us the value of food in our lives. I was lucky enough to inherit two very distinct culinary traditions – Eastern European Jewish and Puerto Rican – with brilliant home cooks on both sides to teach me that these foods are a vital part of who I am. I’ve also been part of some amazingly talented and enthusiastic food communities here at McGill. In first year, some friends and I formed a small supper club where I learned to push myself to try new things in the kitchen, and where I watched food bring people together. Working as a floor fellow these past two years has helped me realize just how much both Bishop Mountain Hall and the MORE Houses are unique culinary contexts that bring people together and build lasting friendships.

I guess my take-away message for this last food ramble is this: cook for other people. Embrace your cravings. Don’t be afraid of new ingredients, and if you are, cook with a brave, reassuring friend. Buy a cool cookbook and try every recipe. Push yourself in the kitchen and taste the results.

Student Life

Summer adventures in Southeast Asia

Squeezed between the twin giants of China and India rests a college student’s oasis: a collection of diversely charming states replete with swarms of horny backpackers, flawless beaches, delectable cuisine, and dirt-cheap alcohol. This magical haven, Southeast Asia, is the perfect travel destination for any jaded, over-educated university student seeking one last trip before entering the real world. Once you’ve secured a plane ticket and conquered the slightly terrifying obscurities native to Southeast Asia – namely the ongoing fear of malaria (get immunized); rabid dogs; bed bugs (bring a silk hostel sheet); and contaminated water (take Dukoral ahead of time to help your stomach acclimatize) – you’ll find that Southeast Asia has something special for everyone.

For the beach bum

While I have never been an avid supporter of spending a lazy day at the beach, I think that if time allows for it, a few days at the beach is a nice retreat from Southeast Asia’s notorious grime, smog, and rowdy tuk-tuk (the Thai taxi) drivers. Some of the better known Thai islands are great beach destinations – Ko Phi Phi, Koh Phangnan and Koh Tao, which is the best place for scuba diving.

Another alternative is to take a short long-tail boat (the tuk-tuk‘s water counterpart) from Phuket to Ray Leigh, a tiny, car-free sanctuary for serious beach-lovers. The small town of Hoi An in central Vietnam has a beautiful, long white-sand beach, and Ha Long Bay is a great place to go to by boat for the night, which is just north of Vietnam’s capital Hanoi.

For the party animal

If you really like alcohol, and especially dirt-cheap hard liquor in large quantities, this sub-continent will be your new best friend – buckets of any mixed drink are readily available everywhere. You simply cannot visit Thailand without venturing to Koh Phangnan, which is famous for its full-moon parties every month, and probably hordes the majority of Thailand’s alcohol supply. But no Southeast Asia trip is fully complete without an extended visit to Vang Vieng, Laos, for some unadulterated, debauched – but oh so necessary – tubing, and obviously, more buckets.

For the culture kook

Put simply, Bali is the most enchanting place in the world. You have to be a true anti-tourist with a real aversion to excitement to not fall in love with the entire island – its people, landscape (expect to be awed by the rice paddy terraces), art, culture and monkeys (beware – Balinese monkeys are not kind!). There are hundreds of mesmerizing Hindu temples – my favorite is Uluwatu, which is located on a cliff overlooking the ocean – that welcome guests, but don’t forget to cover up as a form of respect. Northern Thailand is where you will find the most authentic Thai cultural experience. Chiang Mai is a great place for market shopping and taking cooking lessons. If you are amenable to something of a more serious nature, visit the killing fields and memorials in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. From there, Ankor Wat, located close to Siem Reap, is a must-see.

Science & Technology

Avoid iTunes’ high prices, legally

People love Apple, and a perfect example of this is the iPod. In order to use an iPod, one must have iTunes installed. If iTunes isn't installed, the iPod will not work. But when iTunes is installed, Apple's movie player, Quicktime, is also installed, as well as a number of other iServices that Apple doesn't tell you about. Some of these services, like Bonjour, iPodService, iTunesHelper, and qttask, are not essential for your computer's operation, but iTunes installs them anyway so that it can run faster. The downside is that while iTunes is running faster, the rest of your computer is running slower, because the additional programs consume CPU resources. There are a few other iPod management services, but none as popular as iTunes. The requirement that users install iTunes upon purchasing an iPod, has another entirely intended effect: when people want to buy music, they turn to iTunes because it's already there. Apple's clever deployment of the iPod makes my head spin.

People won't give up their iPods, because the iPod has become much more than just an MP3 player: it is a status symbol much like Starbucks Coffee, Fiji Water, and American Apparel clothing. Apple has a firm hold on the record companies and controls prices across the board. But there are other options.

A few months ago, Apple announced it would start selling songs in iTunes Plus Format, which is DRM-free. DRM, or digital rights management, is essentially a chastity belt for music that prevents songs from being played on devices other than the original machine it was downloaded to.

To compensate for this new freedom, Apple announced a new pricing scheme, in which some songs would increase in price to $1.29, some would stay the same $0.99, and some would drop to $0.69. Shockingly enough, all of the songs anyone would want to buy – and even some that nobody would – increased in price. I spent a few minutes trying to find some $0.69 songs, and came up with "The Hazards of Sitting Beneath Palm Trees" by Hayden, and "Outro" by Limp Bizkit (an eight minute conversation between Fred Durst and Ben Stiller). I also came across a track called "Rain – Gentle, Relaxing Rain Sounds." How much does it cost to listen to rain drops for eight minutes? Ninety-nine cents. In an effort to cash in on this rain-music phenomenon, I recorded the water coming from my shower the other night. While it sounded exactly the same, Apple executives were not interested in my music, even though I offered to sell it for only $0.69 per track.

In fact, most people don't know that there are other ways to buy music online. Services like Napster, eMusic, and Zune Marketplace (a few of which used to be free and illegal) offer subscription service, where users may download a number of songs per month. The subscription plans vary from service to service. While iTunes has the advantage in selection, with over 12 million tracks available, some of these services are noticeably cheaper, such as eMusic, where users can download tracks for an average of $0.22 with the appropriate subscription, or iMesh, which hosts over 15 million songs absolutely free, but with DRM restrictions.

While Canadians might get free healthcare, we're still being screwed by geographical copyright restrictions. Some of the most popular services, like Amazon MP3, Walmart Music (what would Walmart be if they didn't try and steal business from everyone?), and Rhapsody are unavailable to Canadians. But with the websites below, you can stop iBuying music.

Services mentioned

Napster: Napster offers access to over 2.5 million songs for $10 per month, or $15 if you want to keep them on your portable music player.

eMusic: Subscription based, with a preset number of downloads per month based on account type. In addition to per-month downloads, users may buy booster packs for more downloads. The per-track price works out to less than $0.25, and about two million songs are available.

Zune Marketplace: This Microsoft service offers about five million songs. Tracks purchased are compatible only with the Zune portable music player, unless otherwise specified. Zune offers per-track, and subscription based downloading.

iMesh: This service allows users to trade some music online for free. However, users must pay for any copyrighted material. Users can pay on a per-month subscription or per-song basis. iMesh hosts about four million songs for purchase, and 15 million free songs. Users receive a 14-day free trial, with access to all of the copyrighted material (unfortunately, those copyrighted songs disappear at the end of the trial).

7Digital: A pay-for-song service with about 3.5 million tracks. DRM protected tracks are $0.79, while unprotected MP3s are up to $1.29.

 

Arts & Entertainment, Books

Nancy Drew’s newest competition

When Alan Bradley set out to write his first detective novel he had no idea it would lead to the character of Flavia de Luce, or to a series about the young sleuth, in which The Weed that Strings the Hangman's Bag is the second novel.

"I was writing another detective novel that I thought I had plotted very carefully for story and characters, then Flavia just materialized in it," Bradley says. "She actually hijacked the book; it took a couple of years for me to realize that she was someone who needed her own book."

The first book in the series, The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie, became both a New York Times and Globe and Mail bestseller and also won numerous awards, including the Crime Writers' Association Debut Dagger Award. Bradley, for his part, says he never dreamed the book would be so successful.

"When I set out I was writing for myself. I was trying to write a consoling book that would be something I would love to run across some rainy afternoon in the library," he says. "You would just happen to pick up this book and it would have all of these bizarre, eccentric, curious things."

The book is indeed full of strange characters, settings, and situations. The story centres around the de Luce family, made up of Father and his three daughters – Ophelia, Daphne, and Flavia – who live in a rambling country house in England called Buckshaw.

The best part of the book is its main character, Flavia, the inspiration for the series. The 11-year-old girl has a "passion for poisons," and divides her time between the chemistry lab constructed in her rambling English countryside home by her late Uncle Tar, and solving mysteries that arise in the nearest town, Bishop's Lacey. The first book centered around Flavia's search to solve the murder of the dead body she found in Buckshaw's garden.

The Weed that Strings the Hangman's Bag is also a murder story. When Rupert Porson, a travelling puppeteer, dies mysteriously during a performance at the local church, Flavia is convinced that the audience has witnessed one thing: murder. As she sets out to find the killer and his motive, she begins to uncover connections between Rupert and many other strange-goings-on around town, including a secret marijuana grow-op run by a local farmer and the mysterious death a few years earlier of a boy Flavia's age.

What makes Flavia such an intriguing character, and such a good detective, is the way she is able to extract sensitive secrets from almost any adult. Bradley explained that this is due to the "invisibility" of 11-year-olds.

"She can go wherever she wants, she can overhear, she can pump people for information and they don't mind being very blunt about things because to them she's just a kid; she's going to forget about it in two minutes anyway," he says. "They have no idea what she's doing with the information. To me, the 11-year-old girl is absolutely the perfect detective. Of course she takes full advantage of the fact that no one has any real regard for her."

With Flavia, Bradley takes on a difficult task: writing a book for adults about a child protagonist. However, Flavia is so well-developed, and Bradley's writing is so strong, that he perfectly captures the mannerisms and character of a lonely, strange, curious young girl. In addition, despite its somewhat mature subject matter in some instances – particularly murder, suicide, and love affairs – it's not surprising that Bradley says he has heard from people of all ages who love the book.

"I'm keenly aware, and growing more aware by the day, that these books reach a wide audience because of their appeal. Flavia has different appeals to different age groups," he says. "I've heard from a girl of eight who loves Flavia and I've heard from a woman of eighty-five who loves Flavia. So it's created a new realization that wasn't there when I started the series."

In addition to the captivating characters, the setting of the book makes the story even more interesting. The story takes place in 1950s England, and Bradley effectively utilizes the hangovers of war. Dogger, the de Luce's live-in handyman, for example, often slips into a daze in which he thinks he is back on the battlefield, while Dieter, a local German field hand who arrived in England as a prisoner of war, still wears the red circle to designate this status somewhat proudly.

While Bradley has received numerous offers to develop the series into movies or a television show, he says he has no interest, at least until he is done writing the six book series.

"I don't want other people touching Flavia while I'm still working on the series. It would be very unnerving to know that somebody somewhere in another place is putting Flavia through her paces, which I probably would not approve of. So for the moment she's going to stay in the books."

 

Art, Arts & Entertainment

Dissecting art

Nicholas Ruddock’s debut novel, The Parabolist, is told through interlacing narratives that pivot around a group of University of Toronto medical students in 1975, taught by Roberto Moreno. Moreno is a recently immigrated Mexican poet and member of the (fictional) parabolist movement, a group which “arranges words and ideas in such a way that the energy input burns. Then it explodes in the gut and the chest, where feelings are the deepest, where you can hardly breathe.” Combining sex, murder, medicine, vigilante justice, and poetry, the book is surprising, fast-paced, and inexplicably enjoyable.

The twisting narratives centre upon a midsummer night’s murder. A woman is raped in the street and her attacker is found dead around the corner. The only clue found at the scene of the crime? Crisco. The drunk vigilantes responsible for the death? Moreno and Jasper Glass, a med student in Moreno’s poetry class.

The entire case is complexly intertwined, which adds elements of both realism and confusion. Jasper Glass is in love with Valerie Anderson, who is sleeping with Roberto Moreno. Roberto lives with his aunt and uncle, whose neighbours are June and Bill Glass, Jasper’s parents. June Glass and Valerie have an over-the-fence friendship. There’s also a feminist poet, a professor writing a book of idioms, and a violent psychiatrist – all tumbled together in Ruddock’s landscape of aesthetic, moral, and physical contemplation.

The most consistent character is the cadaver that undergoes a full dissection over the course of the novel, creating a vein that flows through the discussion of poetic aesthetics. The anatomy class dissection provides clever grounds for examining the physical aspect of the mind-body relationship, while leaving the parabolist aesthetic to deal with the abstract. As skin and organs are stripped away, they reveal that for all the higher-level philosophy, in the end it all comes down to biology. Pornographic scenes, murder, and ultimately, the climax, are also rendered in clinical language that reduces the events to a mere recitation of body parts, albeit a poetic one.

However, Ruddock sensationalizes where sensationalization isn’t really necessary, which cheapens otherwise strong characters and situations. A child prostitute, a pimp, and a rape-happy psychiatrist add unnecessary trauma to a book that already centres around a murder. And while the ending is cleverly executed on many levels, it’s also alienating. Despite the fact that the initial rape and murder centres the action, the resulting investigation has little to do with the rest of the novel.

The style of the book is alternately distracting and engrossing. There are no quotations marks and little punctuation, and it’s easy to skip over the excerpts of poetry that seem to appear on every other page – charming at first, but increasingly non-essential. Nevertheless, a certain unique variety of English lit major will probably find them utterly engrossing.

In some ways, The Parabolist is a murder mystery to which readers will already know the solution from the very beginning; in other ways, it’s an introduction to dissection, of both bodies and minds. And in other ways still, it’s a manifesto of art.

Arts & Entertainment

CD REVIEWS: Cancer Bats: Bears, Mayors, Scraps and Bones

I’ve had a soft spot for Cancer Bats since high school, watching them open many Alexisonfire shows in Toronto. I’ve endured the dirty looks received for wearing a shirt with “cancer” written on it, and for many other people their first two albums are too much to handle. The band has always been able to produce a wall of noise – like any good hardcore punk band should – and sometimes that wall isn’t welcoming.

Their latest album Bears, Mayors, Scraps and Bones picks up where they left off with 2008’s Hail Destroyer. As usual, lead singer Liam Cormier alternates between softer and “screamier” singing styles, which is reminiscent of Tim McIllrath of Rise Against. On this album, the band has let their punk influence shine through with rawer songs with less of a groove like “Sleep This Away,” “Dead Wrong,” and “We Are The Undead.”

Standout tracks include “Scared to Death,” which has got a bit of a Queens of the Stone Age sound to it, and “Trust No One,” which is a fast, heavy song with a solid groove and enough changes to keep it interesting until the end. There’s a surprise cover of The Beastie Boys’s hit “Sabotage” as the last track on the album, which is a little ham-handed but still novel; hardcore Beastie fans may object, but they’re also not very likely to be listening to a Cancer Bats album. Bear, Mayors, Scraps and Bones is Cancer Bats sticking to what they know, which is the same sound I’ve liked from the start.

Sports

Martlet Sports: REPORT CARDs

2010 marked the end of an era for the Martlets. Canada’s top women’s hockey program was finally humbled by the Alberta Pandas in the CIS championship game last month by a score of 2-0. The victory ended the team’s record-shattering 86-game winning streak against CIS competition, as well as McGill’s 20-game playoff winning streak, dating back to 2007. Much of the Martlets’ success was due to their impressive team speed, timely scoring, and great goaltending. Taking over from Peter Smith for the year, interim Head Coach Amey Doyle managed to get the most out of her squad all season.

However, the Martlets will have to deal with several significant personnel changes going into next season. Vanessa Davidson – the Martlets’ all-time leading scorer – and forwards Rebecca Martindale and Amy Soberano are graduating this year, while goaltender Gabrielle Smith’s status remains uncertain. Both Peter Smith and goaltender Charline Labonte will return to McGill after a year-long commitment to Team Canada, and Doyle will reprise her role as Smith’s number two.

Despite significant turnover, the Martlets should remain at the top of the CIS. The depth on the team is incredible – forwards Jordanna Peroff and Alyssa Cecere look primed for breakout seasons, while Quebec Player of the Year Cathy Chartrand and winger Ann-Sophie Bettez will continue to provide veteran leadership and consistency. Having two Olympic gold-medal winners on the team won’t hurt their chances, either.

MVP: Cathy Chartrand

Players to Watch: Jordanna Peroff, Alyssa Cecere

Sports

MLB SEASON PREVIEW: NATIONAL LEAGUE

Philadelphia Phillies: In their quest for a third straight pennant, the Phillies added Roy Halladay. Now they have great starting pitching, and four guys on the team who hit 30 home runs or more last season. Factor in a shutdown bullpen, and here’s the team to beat in the entire senior circuit. If Philadelphia has any weakness, it’s that Shane Victorino and “Disco” Ben Francisco are the only regular players on the team under 30. Fatigue could play a factor in a third straight post-season trip.

Atlanta Braves: If there’s one team who can beat the Phillies in the NL East, it’s Atlanta. They’ve got a second-year ace in Jair Jurjjens, and the early candidate for Rookie of the Year in five-tool phenom Jayson Heyward. Chipper Jones can still rake, and Bobby Cox’s retirement should provide added inspiration for his club. Don’t forget the Hinske Effect: offseason signee and former ROY Eric Hinske has made the World Series the last three years in a row with three different teams.

New York Mets: Discounting the Cubs, the Mets might be the closest thing to a cursed team in the MLB. New York has lots of talent, but have blown seemingly locked-in division championships in two of the last three years. They have so much hitting, speed, and defence, but somehow, it never clicks until the end. Given the Mets’ collective age this year, this season may be the current team’s last shot.

Florida Marlins: Somehow, the Marlins are always good, despite consistently having the lowest payroll in the majors. Remember in 2006 when they challenged for the wild card while making less money than A-Rod as a team? Well, the best scouts in baseball have done it again, because it looks like this season Florida will be on the right side of .500. Shortstop Hanley Ramirez is an MVP-caliber player, and starting pitcher Josh Johnson is a legitimate ace.

Washington Nationals: When last year’s first overall draft pick Stephen Strasburg inevitably gets called up to pitch in the majors in July, fans will have a reason to tune in to what is sure to be yet another losing season. It’s sad when an organization has great players, but never at the same time (see Raptors, Toronto). Let’s hope Strasburg hits his prime before their current best player, Ryan Zimmerman, begins to decline.

Sports

FOOTBALL: Connell golden against Vert et Or

Before Matt Connell, no McGill quarterback had ever thrown for 400 yards in a game. On Saturday, the senior pivot surpassed the quadruple-century mark for the fourth time in his career and the second time this season. Connell powered the offence to 410 yards through the air and four touchdowns, as the Redmen took two crucial points from Sherbrooke with a 33-14 win. In the process, Connell set McGill single-season passing records for completions (151), attempts (246) and yards (1954), with two games left to play.

In front of a crowd of 1,662 at Molson Stadium, Connell was explosive, throwing two touchdowns apiece to receivers Greg Hethrington and Erik Galas. Hethrington led all receivers on the day with 11 receptions for 184 yards, while Galas had 72 yards on six catches.

“We realized that for us every game is a playoff. We had to win this one and the next two,” Galas said. “So we knew it was do or die and we pulled together as a team.”

The Redmen also gained positive yardage on the ground for the first time since week three, gaining 82 yards through the ground attack. 2004 all-conference running back Michael Samman led the way for McGill, picking up 44 yards on eight carries.

“It’s in our own hands,” said Head Coach Chuck McMann. “If we win our last two games we’re in the playoffs,”

The Redmen dedicated the win to former captain Strachan Hartley who is battling non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.

Redmen dominate in second quarter

Both teams were slow out of the gate, failing to put any points on the board after the first 15 minutes. Redmen kicker Robert Eeuwes bounced a 38-yard field goal off the crossbar for his first miss of the year. Connell also started gingerly, throwing an interception and picking up a slight injury forcing him to miss a series.

In the second quarter however, McGill came alive. Following a blocked Sherbrooke punt, Eeuwes converted a 20-yard field goal to give his team a 3-0 lead. After a two-and-out by Sherbrooke, the Redmen increased their lead to 10 after a 47-yard bomb from Connell to Galas with 8:53 left in the half.

“We got it done,” Connell said. “The receivers played well and made some good catches at key times.”

Sherbrooke hit back with a six- yard touchdown run by Benoit Boulanger right after the three-minute warning. However, the Redmen managed to respond before halftime with an impressive 70-yard drive, capped off by a 13-yard toss from Connell to Hetherington that sent McGill into the half with a 17-7 lead.

McGill keeps it up for a full 60

The Redmen were able to break their habit of falling apart in the second half, adding nine points while keeping Sherbrooke off the board in the third quarter.

In the final frame, the Red ‘n’ White, yet again, played with fire. With less than four minutes remaining they elected to continue passing rather than run out the clock on the ground. The result was an interception by Ludovic Kashindi, vaulting Sherbrooke back in the game. The McGill defence, however, came up big and kept the Vert et Or from capitalizing on the mistake.

The Redmen would add one more touchdown on a three-yard pass from Connell to Galas with 35 seconds left, making the final tally 33-14.

“I think we finally played 60 minutes,” said Hethrington, who now leads the QUFL in touchdowns (5) and receiving yards (581). “We had a little bit of a scare in the beginning of the fourth quarter, but I think what we achieved in this game was playing well the whole game.”

McGill travels to Antigonish, Nova Scotia this weekend to take on St. Francis Xavier before returning home to challenge Bishop’s in the final game of the season. They now find themselves tied with Sherbrooke at 2-4 fourth place in the QUFL. With only one playoff spot still up for grabs, the Redmen will likely have to run the table to make the post-season.

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