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Talking to John F. Burns, the globetrotting foreign correspondent

On a Saturday evening several weeks ago, John F. Burns and I filed into King’s College, Cambridge, for evening services. Burns, the chief foreign correspondent for The New York Times, does not seem at first glance like a particularly religious man. The 65-year-old McGill graduate is a tall man, solidly built, with a mop of curly, light grey hair and a white beard. In the years he has spent reporting abroad, Burns has filed stories from some of the world’s most disparate and dangerous locales – everywhere from Afghan mountaintops to armoured Land Rovers in Bosnia. But when you lead such an unpredictable life, he told me, there is something comforting about attending services every so often.

From Britain to McGill

Born in 1944 to a South African father and an English mother, Burns grew up attending British boarding schools, an experience he seems to have both valued and detested.

“The headmasters and housemasters at private schools in this country in the 1950s were running dictatorships,” he said during a recent interview in Cambridge, comparing the atmosphere in the repressive societies in which he reported later in life.

Just after his graduation from secondary school, Burns’ father, an officer in the Royal Air Force, accepted a posting in Vancouver. Though he had already secured a place at Pembroke College, Cambridge, Burns decided to take a gap year with his parents in Canada.

“Having been through a British boys’ school that had changed little since the time of Dickens, I felt the moment I stepped on shore in Canada like I’d found freedom,” Burns said, adding that he met his first serious girlfriend in Canada that year. “I loved it, absolutely loved it, and nothing was going to bring me back to [Britain].”

Startling his mother, whose family had attended Cambridge for generations, Burns instead decided to enrol at McGill, where he studied political science and economics.

Charles Taylor, the eminent political philosopher and current emeritus professor, was Burns’ chief intellectual influence while he was at McGill, lecturing Burns and other admiring students on Locke, Hobbes, and Milton.

“We loved him. We would have done anything for him,” Burns said. “What I learned in the classroom at McGill from Charles Taylor has informed my entire personal and professional life.”

An Unlikely Journalist

It was in the McGill library that Burns first read The New York Times, which turned him into a voracious newspaper reader. Burns persuaded an editor at the now-defunct Ottawa Journal to give him a week’s trial as a reporter one summer.

“I got involved in interesting stories and I loved it and I thought every single day I spent in the newsroom was more interesting than any day I’d spent in the university library,” he said. “That’s how I got into this business.”

After a stint reporting for the Ottawa Citizen following his graduation from McGill, Burns was recruited by The Globe and Mail, where he became a parliamentary correspondent covering Pierre Trudeau’s government.

In 1970, Quebec separatists ignited the October Crisis by kidnapping James Cross, the British trade commissioner, and Pierre Laporte, the Quebec government’s minister of labour. On one particularly tense day, Burns became embroiled in a confrontation with Trudeau’s press secretary, Romeo LeBlanc, as he was rushing to ask the prime minister a question.

“He accused me of eavesdropping, and I said, ‘No, I’m not eavesdropping, I’m trying to get the prime minister.’ Trudeau, hearing this, turned around – and he punched me. Knocked me over into an overstuffed armchair.”

In the confusion that followed, security ejected Burns from Parliament and stripped him of his press credentials. Though these were eventually reinstated, The Globe and Mail’s editors chose to reassign Burns to China.

Oddly enough, Burns and Trudeau met again in 1973 when the prime minister made his historic visit to China. Trudeau, remembering the young reporter he had hit three years earlier, asked Burns to ride with him for the duration of his visit. Burns agreed, and the men spent the next two days talking.

With a laugh, Trudeau asked him what had happened after the incident during the October Crisis. “Well,” Burns replied, “you punched me in the nose, and you changed my life.”

On Assignment for The Times

After Burns had spent several years in China, A.M. Rosenthal, the Canadian-born managing editor at The New York Times, took notice of his work. One article in particular, entitled “1,001 Ways to Lie in China,” which described the duplicitous nature of the Chinese bureaucracy, caught Rosenthal’s eye. He offered Burns a job in New York, and in 1975, Burns reluctantly accepted.

Burns was convinced that he wouldn’t make it at the Times when he took the job, even staying in a hotel rather than finding an apartment because he did not believe the job would last. One night in 1975, however, he got his break. According to Burns, he was standing at the elevators at The Times waiting to leave when the city editor told him to get to LaGuardia Airport. “Something’s happened,” the editor said. “Sounds like an explosion.”

Burns raced to LaGuardia through heavy traffic and leapt out of his cab a mile from the airport, scaling a fence and sprinting across the tarmac in the rain toward the terminal. Once inside, he found a payphone and called his editors, describing the chaotic scene. Police were everywhere. Several people were dead, and others were injured. After several hours of chasing through the airport and the local hospitals, an exhausted Burns returned to the Times, convinced he’d botched the assignment.

“When I walked into the newsroom, people on the metro desk applauded,” Burns recalled. “I thought, ‘This is some sort of a joke.'”

It wasn’t. His telephoned reports had been rewritten into a front-page story with a banner headline, which ran under his by-line though Burns hadn’t technically written a word of it. The editors congratulated him on the piece and, according to Burns, his career at the newspaper turned around.

Sarajevo, Afghanistan, and Beyond

Over the next decade and a half, Burns reported for The Times from many far-flung locales. In 1991, he was assigned to Sarajevo to cover the escalating war in the Balkans.

By May 1992, however, the United Nations and the foreign press corps had decided to evacuate Sarajevo, as thousands of artillery shells hammered the city. Burns reluctantly joined the exodus, but stopped when the convoy reached the outskirts of the city.

“As soon as we were gone, the Serbs, who were shelling the city, thinking that they’d put out the eyes of the world, redoubled their attacks,” Burns said. “Within 24 hours of our leaving, the city was on fire. And I thought, ‘This can’t be right.’ So I filled my car with food, and I drove back in there.”

Burns couldn’t believe what he saw as he returned: burning cars with dead bodies in them, breadlines hit by artillery shells, soccer stadiums turned into cemeteries. Though he initially intended to stay only an additional weekend, Burns found shelter with a local family and decided he had a duty to remain in Sarajevo.

After several more weeks in Sarajevo, Burns lost touch with his editors at The Times, who had ordered him out of the city. “For three months, four months, I was the only journalist there,” he said. “The whole press corps was gone.”

At the end of the year, however, an editor at The Times contacted him and asked him to write one final story about what he’d seen that year – usually a sign that a reporter’s work is being considered for the Pulitzer Prize. According to Burns, he filed the story from his armoured Land Rover in the middle of the night, praying a Serbian soldier wouldn’t fire at the glow from his laptop. In 1993, he won the Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting.

In the following years, Burns reported from both Afghanistan, where he won a second Pultizer
for his coverage of the rise of the Taliban, and Iraq, where he spent five years covering the American invasion and the sectarian fighting that followed. In 2007, Burns finally returned to Britain after 45 years abroad to take a post as The Times’ London bureau chief.

Though he admits to missing some of the thrills of life abroad – flying low over the mountains of Afghanistan in a military helicopter, for instance – Burns appears content to be back in Britain. If nothing else, he can now attend evensong at the King’s College chapel at Cambridge.

McGill, News

AMUSE gains accreditation

After a year and a half of campaigning, the Association of McGill University Support Employees, the organization composed of McGill’s 3,000 casual workers, has unionized and affiliated with the Public Service Alliance of Canada.

The campaign, which began in September 2008, started when a group of undergraduate students in the McGill work study program felt they needed a union structure to balance their working conditions with those of the represented colleagues.

After considering several possible representative bodies, AMUSE organizers chose the PSAC, also known in French as the Alliance de la Fonction publique du Canada. Although the exact figure is not public, AMUSE collected signatures from the 35 to 50 per cent of eligible card signing members necessary to move to an official vote. Conducted by mail in ballot beginning October fifth, the poll saw approximately 85 per cent of voters recommend in favour of joining the PSAC. Abstentions were treated as votes in negation.

“This new bargaining unit is huge,” said Véroninque Allard, leading campaign representative from the PSAC. “It is really a major change. You already have on campus [McGill University Non-Academic Certified Association], but when these people go on sick leave or parental leave, or when a job position becomes vacant, it is replaced be a casual worker. [This worker] is accomplishing exactly the same tasks, same job title, but these people were not unionized before.”

Allard emphasized that the distinction between student and worker should never be confused.

“Our student status should never be confused with our worker status; it is not the same,” said Allard. “Sometimes, because we are so keen to work on campus and we need to work on campus because we can’t get by with student loans, the work on campus becomes a part of our education. We tend to forget that it is a job and accept working conditions that are unfair.”

Casual workers who will now be unionized include campus tour guides, athletic centre employees, food service workers, and temporary secretaries. Because AMUSE is exclusive to non-academic workers, teaching assistants are not included under the organization.

“It is an exciting result with the massive amount of support that came out, but we were not expecting much else given the amount of support that we have received up until now,” said Max Silverman, AMUSE student volunteer and Tribune columnist.

Despite the inevitable high turnover rate of temporary employees, particularly undergraduate students, Silverman believes that widespread support across various positions indicates the need for workers to organize.

“The diversity of the field that still all gave positive support … shows me, at least, that the workers may change year to year but the issues are still there and the issues stay the same,” said Silverman, who previously served as the Students’ Society vice president external. “Therefore I have no doubt that even if there has been a lot of turnover, the new people who are there are going to see this as just as valuable as [those before].”

Silverman also believes that although a wide variety of positions are covered under the agreement, the common need for representation of casual workers creates a shared interest.

Before negotiations over a collective bargaining agreement with McGill commence, AMUSE must still assemble executive and bargaining committees, establish operating bylaws, and agree internally upon demands.

The PSAC now represents roughly 19,000 workers across eight Quebec Universities.

Sports

Martlets come alive late to dispatch Gee-Gees, keep streak alive

Midway through the third period of women’s hockey action at McConnell Arena on Friday night, the McGill Martlets found themselves having to tune out the chants coming from the seats directly above the Ottawa University bench. With the game tied at two apiece and the momentum seemingly on the visitors’ side, McGill’s monumental winning streak seemed on the verge of collapse. A lucky break and two slap shots later, the Martlets were able to let out a collective sigh of relief, as they walked away with their 71st straight win against CIS competition.

Rearguard Caroline Hill rifled in a hard slap shot from the point for the game-winner with a little less than two minutes left in regulation, and defensive stalwart Cathy Chatrand rounded off the scoring with another long-range bomb as the Martlets hung on to beat Ottawa, 4-2.

“It was a really tight game,” said first-year McGill Head Coach Amey Doyle. “Ottawa played us really hard and I thought that they battled really hard. They skated for 60 minutes and our girls had to match their effort. [But] we stuck to our game plan, got the puck deep and got it on net.”

With less than 10 minutes to go, however, all signs pointed towards an Ottawa upset. While McGill was able to control the overall tempo of the game, a series of mental lapses and a tendency for over-aggression nearly doomed the home squad. A bad giveaway on the offensive blueline allowed Ottawa forward Erika Pouliot to score off a breakaway with 10 minutes left, knotting the game and electrifying the Gee-Gee fans in attendance.

Two minutes later, the Ottawa defence managed to spark yet another breakaway, and a stunned silence fell over the arena before the referees blew off what appeared to be another Gee-Gee goal.

“[Ottawa] was just jamming really hard at Taylor [Salisbury’s] pads,” said Chatrand. “The puck came loose, but it never went in and the refs blew off the play.”

Ottawa looked visibly deflated after the referees had made their decisions, and were unable to generate any offensive momentum when it mattered the most. McGill put their championship poise on display as they dominated the Gee-Gees in the closing moments of the game.

“Every time you score off a shot from the blueline, it’s a surprise because goaltenders are so good [these days],” said Chatrand. “We were very fortunate to have been on the right side of the scoreboard.”

Although the Martlets walked away with the win, Friday night’s game made clear the fact that Doyle’s squad still has a lot of work to do if they wish to challenge for yet another championship banner. The team was able to work out some of the kinks from the Ottawa game on Saturday afternoon when they took on cross-town rival Concordia, winning easily by a score of 3-0.

“I think the girls definitely learned something [from last night’s game],” said Doyle. “They showed a lot more grit and positionally, they were better. That’s why we were able to control most of the play.”

Doyle’s attention to detail and the team’s constant desire to improve have played important roles in McGill’s success so far. When asked about the streak, Doyle was hard-pressed to come up with the exact number of wins.

“We definitely have some kind of a mental record in our head, but we don’t think too much about it,” she said. “We focus on the game at hand, and I concentrate on my job to get the right person at the right time to win the game. If we win a game, it’s great, and if we lose a game, we will learn something from it.”

McGill looks to extend their record-setting win-streak on January 17, when they travel to Ottawa to face the Gee-Gees on their home turf. The Martlets arrive back in Montreal on January 22 to take on the Montreal Carabins at 7 p.m.

McGill, News

Earth & Planetary Sciences Department receives $4.1m donation

The McGill Earth and Planetary Sciences Department recently received a $4.1 million donation from McGill graduate Robert Wares and his mining company, the Osisko Mining Corporation.

According to geology Professor Anthony Williams-Jones, between 1995 and 2000, McGill was forced to institute a 25 per cent cut in spending due to the national deficit.

“Our department in particular suffered really badly. We lost a lot of staff. We dropped from 18 professors to 12 professors,” said Williams-Jones. “We certainly needed to rejuvenate, which we had already done, but we also need to grow back to where we were historically.”

Across Canada, university geology departments have been underfunded and unpopular.

“Geology, especially in the past 10 or 15 years has not been very popular with the young students, they tend to go into other fields,” said Wares “Part of that is because the departments across the country have been underfunded. It’s a bit of a vicious circle because underfunding leads to less enrolment and the universities see it as a low priority department.”

The money will finance two new professor positions (faculty scholars) in the area of economic geology, which is the geology applied to mineral deposits. The donation will also fund scholarships for students at both the graduate and undergraduate levels and field trips for students in the department.

“This donation is important for students because a large number of our students go on to work in the mining industry, for example, and now they are going to have far more courses available to them of an applied nature,” said Williams-Jones.

Wares has a long-standing connection with McGill, having completed undergraduate and graduate work in the university’s department of earth and planetary sciences. During the period of budget cuts, a campaign was launched by professor Williams-Jones to raise money for the department, however none contributed to the area of economic geology.

“Wares was actually aware of this campaign way back then and certainly is aware of our need in that area,” said Williams-Jones.

Since 2004, the Osisko Mining Corporation, founded by Wares, has been developing the Canadian Malartic gold deposit in Quebec’s Abitibi Gold Belt, just south of the town of Malartic. This deposit is one of the largest gold reserves in Canada and needs geologists to work on development and exploration.

“Part of the problem is that the mining industry has been contributing very little actually. So we’re hoping to reverse the trend eventually and get everybody to wake up and realize that we’re running out of jobs,” said Wares.

According to Williams-Jones, both the university and the mining corporation will benefit from the donation.

“[Wares and Osisko] are effectively contributing to their own needs by facilitating the education of more geologists,” he said.

Opinion

FRESH HELL: Die “Hipster” die

Dear Diary,

Over the winter break, I was called a hipster for wearing a high-waisted skirt and glasses and then found out that Joey Jeremiah only asked me out as a joke and I totally fell for it. I was so embarrassed!! I just wanted to DIE. My life is so sucky.

Love ya!Zoe

Okay, I lied – Joey totally meant it when he asked me out. But the hipster accusation actually happened. I didn’t think I’d be subjected to such arbitrary labeling and finger pointing this far into my academic career, unless it was about my sexuality (accusations of sluttery and faux lesbianism follow most women in their early twenties, much to the dismay of feminism in all its forms). But, alas, here I am. I’m sure my newfound hipster status is an affront to some – who would find me too sober and too into Taylor Swift – but seems all too obvious to others – thanks to my glasses and affinity for the French New Wave. Either way, it’s not really important, because the word “hipster” as a descriptor has become so overused that it’s meaningless. It’s “douche” for a new decade.

When the term was coined in the 1940s, “hipster” connoted music and musicianship, as well as members of the contemporary subculture. Now, thanks to its resurgence in the popular media (supplanting the only slightly less annoying “emo” label), it has become a comfortable crutch for those lazy judges who see a single pair of plastic-framed glasses as an unbridgeable ideological gap. It is wantonly applied to every fashionable twentysomething on St. Catherine Street, every undergraduate Concordia student, and every person in a compositionally interesting photo on Facebook. And it’s not just unhip adults and L.L. Bean-clad hikers who point and snicker at perceived hipsters. Droopy-hatted, Wavves-loving intellectuals are just as likely to label their hipster brethren. One of the main reasons that the “hipster” label grates my nerves is because it’s so often hipsters themselves doing the name-calling.

Case in point: I was recently at a student art show with a friend of mine. He looked around and scoffed at “all these stupid little pseudo-artistic hipsters.” Notwithstanding the fact that I had had to explain the pronunciation of “pseudo” to him four years prior (he was calling things “swee-do-intellectual”), he was making an absolute fool of himself. While he pronounced his judgement, he was sporting a septum piercing, browline glasses, and a shirt featuring (he went out of his way to tell me) an authentic drawing by Robert Crumb (something of an enfant terrible in the world of underground comix). Calling someone else a hipster shows an embarrassing lack of self-awareness for a group that is so intensely narcissistic. Paradox? Yes. Unfixable? No.

My solution is to abolish the word “hipster” from our collective vocabulary. In its place I propose these more nuanced epithets:

Esoterophile: denoting someone obsessed with things he or she thinks no one else knows about.

Style monkey: from “monkey see, monkey do,” for someone whose dress sense too closely echoes that of an American Apparel or Urban Outfitters mannequin.

Fauxr-eyes: for those afflicted with visual handicaps corrected by lenses, and those who wish they were.

Person I semi-irrationally hate and/or fear: because when judging others, what are we doing but seeing the worst in ourselves? [note: insert NBC “The More You Know” music.]

Additionally, I advocate the resurrection of the words poseur, square, and narc on the grounds that they’re fun to say and easy to rhyme with.

News, SSMU

Eight candidates vie for two spots in SSMU C&S Rep election

Two Students’ Society clubs and services representatives vacated their positions last semester, necessitating an election, to be held this Wednesday, to fill the positions.

One representative from each full-status club, service, or publication can cast a ballot on Wednesday, though anyone can ask questions or participate in the debate to be held before the vote. The debate and election will take place in Room 302 of the Shatner Building.

Nathan Goldstein and Lorna Sampson were the two students who gave up their positions, paving the way for this Wednesday’s election. Sampson resigned for personal reasons, and Goldstein was forced out due to poor attendance at Council meetings.

“If you fail to show up for two Council meetings without telling us ahead of time, and then do not meet with the SSMU president to explain why you have been absent then you lose your seat,” said Vice-President Clubs and Services Sarah Olle.

Natalie Fohl – president of pro-life club Choose Life, whose club status was suspended by SSMU Council in November – is running, alongside seven other candidates. Choose Life’s controversial event, Echoes of the Holocaust, held last October, drew considerable public outcry, and led to the suspension of the club’s status.

Olle initially expressed concern that Fohl couldn’t run in the election, because Choose Life’s club status is currently suspended. Only members of full-status clubs, services, or publications were eligible to participate in the election.

“However, her participation in other clubs [Conservative McGill and the Newman Students’ Society] qualified her,” said Olle.

Council’s motion to suspend choose Life’s club status, which passed narrowly, mandated Choose Life and the Student Equity Committee to draft a set of rules, outlining what the club can do within the parameters of the SSMU constitution, bylaws, and policies.

Members of Choose Life, the Student Equity Committee, and VP University Affairs Rebecca Dooley are meeting to discuss the rules this Friday.

“We had a preliminary meeting in December with the two equity officers,” Fohl said. “Both Choose Life and the equity committee are going to bring proposed solutions to the table [on Friday].”

If elected, Fohl claimed that she would “ensure that clubs at McGill are treated fairly.” In her pensketch, Fohl maintained that her “experience with a variety of clubs” would help her “effectively represent the interests of SSMU’s clubs and services” on campus.

Olle acknowledged that, if Fohl is elected and Choose Life’s club status is debated, again, this semester, it would be “a unique and rare situation that we really haven’t dealt with before – at all.”

“It’s the combination of so many unique circumstances, so we’d really have to figure out what would be the just thing to do. But we haven’t come to any conclusions yet,” she said.

Seven other students are running in the election: Bilal Manji, Sarah Rivin, Cathal Rooney-Cespedes. D’Andre Wilson, Adam Wheeler, Keane Yarish, and Timothy Abdulla.

Wheeler is a former Queer McGill political action coordinator – he resigned his position last semester. Olle described him as a competent administrator, adding that “he’s dealt with SSMU extensively.”

Rooney-Cespedes, U2 arts, is a “large contributor” to the International Relations Students’ Association of McGill. His pensketch outlines a plan to increase communication between Council and clubs and services.

“I would not only make an effort to implement ideas of my own, but also make sure that the voices of all clubs and services are being considered,” Rooney-Cespedes said, according to his pensketch.

Wilson, a U3 chemical engineering student, was an executive of the Caribbean Students’ Society and the National Society of Black Engineers, gaining an “in depth” understanding of managing clubs. As a representative to Council, she “would ensure that all clubs continue to get access to the resources they need to keep this campus lively.”

Olle acknowledged that, in the past, SSMU has had a number of acclaimed, or open, political positions. But with eight candidates running in a mid-year election, she was “excited that so many people are ready to jump into Council.”

Sports

Martlet Miracle: Gabrielle Smith rebounds from traumatic accident

“Almost everyone who gets run over by an 18-wheel truck is either dead or severely injured and not able to walk for a long time. Every doctor and nurse I saw was floored by the fact that I’m doing as well as I am.”

Gabrielle Smith waited four years for the chance to be the starting goaltender for the McGill Martlets women’s hockey team.

After serving patiently as a third string goaltender and then as the backup to Charline Labonté – arguably the best female netminder in the world – this season was Smith’s chance to prove herself as a starting goaltender while Labonté took a leave of absence to train with the Canadian Olympic team. And all went well for the first four games of the regular season: four wins, two shutouts, and a .946 save percentage.

Then, while riding her bike to McConnell Arena on November 14, Smith was hit by a truck.

“It happened so fast,” said Smith. “I remember my bike going under the truck, and not a lot else.”

At the corner of Avenue des Pins and St. Laurent, an 18-wheel semi-trailer truck made an illegal right turn on a straight-green arrow. The driver didn’t notice Smith, who was cycling straight through the intersection on the truck’s right-hand side.

Smith’s bike was sucked under the middle set of the truck’s wheels and completely destroyed. The last set of the truck’s wheels (a grouping of four on the back-right side) ran over Smith’s legs – with her right leg from the quadriceps muscle downwards bearing the full brunt of the truck’s weight. Smith’s quick reflexes – pushing the bike forward and throwing herself off – saved her from being pulled under the middle set of wheels, and put the upper half of her body out of harm’s way.

Incredibly, Smith suffered no broken bones or severe muscle damage from the accident.

“The doctors were floored by the fact that my legs weren’t broken,” said Smith. “They think it’s probably because I’m a goaltender.”

Smith’s left leg suffered only bruises and contusions from the accident. Her right leg was degloved – an injury where an extensive section of the skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue – from the hip to just below the knee.

“Basically the skin got peeled off, from my knee to my hip on the inside of my thigh,” said Smith. “It pulled open all the way to the right. You could see my muscles and my kneecap – it was all exposed.”

Because of the strength in Smith’s thigh, though, the muscle did not rip, as it usually would.

Doctors performed two surgeries on Smith during her two-week stay in the hospital: a cleaning and exploratory surgery that revealed no severe muscle damage, and a surgery to tighten and salvage the surrounding skin. She returned to the hospital for one additional procedure in early December – a graft to replace the skin torn from her right thigh.

Smith’s subsequent recovery has been extremely quick. Through two hours per day of intensive physiotherapy she has regained use of her right leg. She is now able to walk, climb stairs, and ride a stationary bicycle.

But Smith has a much more challenging goal in mind. She hopes to get back on the ice and play at least one more game for the Martlets before her CIS eligibility expires at the end of this year.

“If I play another game this season it will be a huge achievement; ‘mind-blowing’ according to my doctor,” said Smith. “The first thing I asked the doctors after the accident was ‘Am I going to play hockey again?’ so my goal has been pretty clear from the start.”

However, Smith’s optimism is tempered by some daunting challenges. Scar tissue from the accident has solidified over her muscle – creating damage that must be intensively rehabilitated before Smith can return to playing hockey. The physiotherapy is exhausting, and Smith is still having trouble getting enough sleep due to discomfort in the leg. Her doctors are also concerned that she may have damaged ligaments in her left ankle and right knee, and have scheduled an MRI for next week. If she has torn any ligaments, Smith will have to undergo more surgery and her season will be over.

“It’s frustrating. I’ve been waiting for four years for a chance to play. I finally get to play with [Labonté] away and then I get run over by a truck,” said Smith. “And if I’ve torn any ligaments then the surgery will prevent me from graduating this year, and will stop me from working in the summer as a tree planter – so I’ll be pretty hard-pressed for money.”

Part of Smith’s frustration also stems from what she views as a lack of respect from drivers and police officers towards cyclists – a mistaken belief that bikers are ‘pests’ who ignore the rules of the road.

“The cop [investigating my accident] wasn’t very supportive,” said Smith. “He came to the hospital about two hours after I got hit and his attitude was that ‘this happens a lot, bikers in the city never follow the rules.'”

Since there were no witnesses to the crash, the truck driver wasn’t charged by the police. The driver has not contacted Smith to apologize.

“There are so many bikers in this city, and I really think that drivers need to have a better attitude towards them,” said Smith. “I did absolutely nothing wrong, I was following the traffic signals, and yet nothing is going to happen to the truck driver.”

According to family and friends, Smith has remained upbeat and relentlessly positive throughout the ordeal. She credits the perseverance and work ethic she learned during three years as the Martlets’ third-string goaltender – attending every practice but not dressing for games – with helping her through the accident.

“I feel like hockey has helped me deal with this accident a lot,” said Smith. “At the end of the day, I just have to be happy to be alive.”

Arts & Entertainment

Your January entertainment guide

Hollerado (January 16)December was a busy month for Canadian rockers Hollerado. After winning the $250,000 grand prize in Ottawa’s Live 88.5 “Big Money Shot,” the foursome went on tour in China. This month sees them playing the Gala at La Sala Benefit Concert for CMETrust, along with TONSTARTSSBANDHT, The Pop Winds, and Homosexual Cops. Seemingly non-stop touring has paid off for Hollerado, letting them build a well-deserved reputation as a talented, energetic, up-and-coming band. If you haven’t seen these boys yet, you’re missing out on what fun rock should be. Plus, proceeds from the show go to Canada-Mathare Education Trust, a charity that funds scholarships for students from the Mathare slum outside Nairobi, Kenya. @ La Sala Rossa.

Dinosaur Jr. (January 23)In the beginning – before the word “grunge” meant anything more than what built up in your carburetor and skinny plaid-shirted singers with holes in their jeans roamed the earth – there was the time of the Dinosaur. Of course, any modern-day hipster worth their weight in skinny ties already knows about Dinosaur Jr. It’s not difficult, considering they’ve been around since 1984 (originally sans-“Jr.”). Lead singer/guitarist J Mascis pioneered a guitar sound that can only be described as grimy and filthy, straddling the border between giving you goosebumps and tinnitus – so why can’t we stop listening? 2009’s release, Farm, sounds as if it’s out to prove that the band has stayed as rough and strangely addictive as ever. @ Club Soda.

Switchfoot (January 23)God’s favourite alt-rock band, San Diego’s Switchfoot, is more than a Christian group that have reached the mainstream. In fact, they’re against people describing their music as “Christian rock,” yet they don’t deny their involvement in the scene (and it doesn’t stop my iTunes from filing their album under “Gospel & Religious”). Their music is characterized by high-energy guitar and drums mixed with pop rock vocals, sometimes reminiscent of early 2000s pop-punk (Story of the Year and Yellowcard come to mind). They also have the ability to weave pretty, heartfelt ballads into their albums, which stand out from the majority of their songs. @ Just for Laughs.

Behind the Bench, Sports

Third man in: Rooting for Rex

In the world of professional sports, it’s easy to find athletes whose behaviour is unpredictable, bizarre, or downright obnoxious. In the NBA, MLB, and NFL, it is commonplace to witness multimillionaire athletes doing and saying outrageous things. It’s a little more challenging to find that same type of individual in the professional coaching ranks. But when these people do crop up, they deserve to be applauded rather than condemned. Rex Ryan, rookie coach of the New York Jets, has broken the NFL coaching mould this year, becoming the antithesis of the stoic, hard-nosed, and impenetrable coaches that typify pro football. Most people hate him, but I love him.

Football fans: here is your everyman. Coaching in arguably the toughest city in America, Ryan has imposed his personality over his players, the media, and other teams. It’s great to see a coach who is willing to show his true colours so boldly, for better or for worse. Ryan is loud, brash, and honest, and while his audacity may bother a lot of people, I find it refreshing. The league is too stuffy and secretive, and it’s about time the game has been given a coach who’s actually willing to show emotion. Without further ado, here are some reasons to love Rex.

Swagger: At the beginning of the year, Ryan left phone messages for every single season ticket holder, telling them that he didn’t come to New York “to kiss Bill Belichick’s rings.” He wasted no time in making his presence felt. Ryan was quick to claim at the start of the AFC playoffs that the bottom-seeded Jets should be favoured to win the Superbowl. Before the playoffs even started, he handed out playoff itineraries to his team that detailed every practice until the Superbowl, ending with plans for the victory parade. He has confidence in spades, and that has rubbed off on his team and brought them together.

He trusts his players: Ryan has let his young players learn from their mistakes, which is exactly what a young offence needs in order to grow. Rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez showed signs of brilliance and incompetence, but clearly has absorbed Ryan’s intense, win-at-all-costs attitude. Also, victories don’t lie: the Jets’ unlikely 5-1 finish to the season, coupled with key wins over playoff teams like the Patriots, Colts, and Bengals show that Ryan is doing something right.

A sense of humor: After a tough loss in Jacksonville this year, Ryan broke down in front of his team and the media, openly weeping about the team’s future. He later made fun of his blubbering by bringing a box of Kleenex to a press conference after the following game. Bill Belichick would never, ever have done that.

The Jets’ defence is unreal: Ryan came over from Baltimore looking to bring a defensive intensity to New York and replicate the Ravens’ legendary defensive unit. The Jets gave up the fewest total yards and fewest total points all season. Ryan is the only rookie head coach in the history of the NFL to achieve this feat.

Playoff football is about emotion and momentum, and Ryan has given his team both with plenty to spare. With Saturday’s victory over Cincinnati, New York is two wins away from the Superbowl, and the future is bright in Jets land. Up to this point, it seems as if the only thing Ryan hasn’t been able to do is teach Braylon Edwards how to catch a football.

Recipes, Student Life

The only Irish coffee you’ll ever need

Irish coffee combines two of life’s greatest joys – caffeine and booze – in one convenient glass. The recipe below uses Jameson whiskey both because it’s delicious and tastes slightly sweet, which compliments the coffee very nicely.

There are variations of this drink that include Bailey’s, crème de menthe, spices, decorative coffee beans, and lighting things on fire at strategic moments. But instead of relying on gimmicky green food colouring to add zest to your drink, let delicious simplicity speak for itself.

Ingredients

  • 12 oz hot coffee
  • 1 oz Jameson Irish whiskey (or to taste)
  • 1 Tbsp. sugar (or to taste; sugar is necessary, however, for floating cream on top)
  • 4 Tbsp. heavy cream
  • Boiling water

Directions

  1. Fill a mug with boiling water. Set aside (later, the heated mug will keep the coffee hot longer).
  2. Whip cream lightly until slightly thickened; it should be light enough to float on coffee, but still liquid enough to pour. It’s best to use eggbeaters or a whisk, but a fork, a small bowl, and sheer will also do the trick. Set aside.
  3. Empty the mug of water. Add sugar to taste, then the coffee, leaving about three centimetres of space from the top of the cup. Stir until sugar is dissolved.
  4. Add the Jameson and stir once. Immediately add the prepared cream by pouring it over the back of a spoon held just above the coffee in order to keep the coffee and cream from mixing. Do not stir. Share and enjoy.

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