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McGill runs the table against CIS opponents in epic year

Max Sawicki

The McGill Martlets are National Champions once again. The team capped a perfect 33-0 season against CIS opponents with a commanding 5-2 victory over the St. Francis Xavier X-Women on Sunday night at the Waterloo Memorial Recreational Complex. The championship marked the third time in four years that McGill has been crowned CIS champs.

“It was pretty special. We worked hard all year long. We came up a little short last year and to come back and win it this year showed a lot of character by everyone involved,” said McGill Head Coach Peter Smith.

Jordanna Peroff, who had a goal and an assist in the championship game, was named Tournament MVP after she led the tournament with five points. Two teammates, defender Cathy Chartrand and forward Leslie Oles, joined her on the tournament all-star team.

“Those three players were terrific but I also think that they were part of the big picture,” said Smith. “I thought all of our players were great for the whole tournament. I think that’s the beauty—the strength of our team is really our team. We had different players who stepped up at different points over the course of the whole season and I think the National Championship was just another example of that—we had players step up at the opportune times.”

McGill travelled to Waterloo, Ontario as the number one seed. The six-team tournament was split into two groups, with the winner of each group playing for the title. The Martlets were grouped with the defending champion University of Alberta Pandas, and Queen’s University Golden Gaels who were on a 12 game winning streak. The Martlets won both games to advance to the championship against the X-Women.

GAME ONE:

MCGILL vs. ALBERTA

The Martlets opened the tournament against the defending champs Alberta Pandas who defeated McGill in last year’s championship game. The Martlets got revenge on the Pandas as four different players scored in a 4-2 win.

Despite McGill’s history with Alberta, Coach Smith stressed that the team prepared as for any other game.

“We didn’t spend a whole lot of energy thinking about Alberta and about playing them last year,” he said. “They were an opponent and we played them and we played them hard. It didn’t matter who we were playing, we were going to play them hard.”

The Martlets started the first period slow but eventually found their stride. McGill dominated by outshooting Alberta 10-5 in the first period, and the Pandas were often forced to ice the puck to relieve the Martlets’ pressure. With less than two minutes left in the period, McGill went on the power play as the Pandas were called for a roughing penalty. A minute into the power play Caroline Hill put the puck in the back of the net with assists from Ann-Sophie Bettez and Chartrand to score the first goal of the game and give the Martlets a 1-0 lead.

McGill carried their momentum into the second period. Just three minutes in, Oles scored the second goal of the game on another power play to double the lead. However, five minutes later Alberta scored their own  power play goal as Karla Bourque scored to make it a one goal game.

The Martlets kept their composure as Chelsey Saunders, who was named player of the game, answered with a goal of her own 18:53 into the period. That would turn out to be the winning goal as Alberta was only able to score once more on a five on three advantage before McGill’s Kim Ton-That scored on an empty net in the last minute to ice the game.

—Rebecca Babcock

GAME TWO:

MCGILL vs. QUEEN’S

The clock struck midnight on this year’s CIS Cinderella as the big bad Martlets ground the Gaels’ glass slipper into a fine powder in a 3-1 win.

McGill pressured Queen’s relentlessly and the Gaels were unable to maintain discipline in the face of the onslaught. McGill earned seven  power plays compared to Queen’s three.

The tone for the game was set early, as the Gaels got themselves into trouble by taking a hooking call less than a minute in.  McGill’s Katia Clement-Heydra capitalized on the ensuing  power play, driving the net hard and corralling a rebound for a tap-in goal.

The Gaels weren’t ready to say good night just yet and rallied to tie midway through the first.

“We were … apprehensive in the game against Queen’s because I think the players were very anxious on getting into the gold medal game,” said Smith. “That’s where they wanted to be all year long.”

The Martlets regained their composure and controlled long stretches of play, outshooting Queens 35-18 over the course of the game.

Peroff scored McGill’s second  power play goal of the night 5:30 into the second period, on a pass from behind the net that caromed in off the skate of a Queen’s defender, re-establishing the Martlets one-goal lead. Alyssa Cecere provided the final margin by scoring the Martlets’ third goal. Cecere scored off a three-on-two rush with a beautiful feed from Saunders.

—Sam Hunter

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME:

MCGILL vs. ST. FRANCIS XAVIER

The championship game was a battle between unbeaten teams, as the Martlets entered the championship game with a perfect 32-0 record against the X-Women who held a 29-0 record of their own. Despite the similar records, it was McGill who came in looking calmer and more confident than their Maritime opponents, and eventually cruised to a dominant 5-2 victory.

“I don’t think we were nervous at all,” said Smith. “Not that we took [the X-Women] lightly by any means but it’s just that we were able to play the game that we wanted to play.”

The Martlets controlled the tempo of the game with their speed and accurate passing. In the first period, McGill star goalie Charline Labonte kept the game scoreless as she shut the door on each and every X-Women chance, including a beautiful save on a breakaway. The Martlets were able to take the lead 16:26 into the first after Martlets leading scorer Bettez scored her first goal of the tournament on the  power play.

McGill was able to extend their lead in the second with a beautiful goal. Oles streaked into the X-Women’s end and found Peroff in the slot with a beautiful pass. Peroff made no mistake as she rocketed a slapshot into the top right corner for her second goal of the tournament.

Just 38 seconds later, Hill buried a loose puck in front past X-Women goalie Kristy Garrow to give McGill a commanding 3-0 lead halfway through the game. McGill extended their lead in the third period as Jasmine Sheehan scored just two minutes into the period to ultimately put the game out of reach.

The X-Women were able to halve the four-goal deficit with two goals in four minutes but couldn’t complete the comeback. Alessandra Lind-Kenny scored the fifth Martlet goal to secure the National Championship for McGill.  

The Martlets have become a Canadian hockey powerhouse. They racked up an incredible 33-0 record against CIS opponents this season and have now won three of the last four National Championships. While they will lose many key contributors to graduation this year, they remain poised to threaten for a fourth CIS Championship next season.

—Walker Kitchens

Sports

Redmen cruise to OUA title

For the second straight year, the McGill Redmen travelled deep into Ontario and emerged Queen’s Cup champions. The Redmen put an exclamation point on their final OUA match with a 6-2 rout of the Western Conference champion University of Western Ontario Mustangs, the fifth time in eight playoff matches that McGill managed to score five or more goals. The Queen’s Cup victory is McGill’s second in a row and 16th since winning the inaugural competition in 1903.

As a Quebec team playing in the OUA, McGill had the disadvantage of having to play on the road in the 100th edition of the Queen’s Cup. This turned out not to be much of a hindrance, as the Redmen scored early and often. For the second straight game, six different players lit the lamp for McGill, who will go into the Cavendish University Cup in New Brunswick as one of the favourites.

“I thought we had a real solid game from all 20 guys,” said Head Coach Kelly Nobes. “It was a good effort from the net out, through our six defencemen and four forward lines. You could see that on the scoresheet—we got goals from six different guys in a big game. We wanted to win the Queen’s Cup, which was one of our objectives at the beginning of the season. We’ve got one more big one to win, and that’s our next objective.”

Western fed off a large, purple-clad crowd in the opening minutes, spending most of their time in the Redmen end. This quickly changed, however, when Max Langlier-Parent found Patrick Belzile, who notched his first goal of the playoffs just seven minutes in. Belzile also added an assist to finish plus two on the night. Nobes recognized that his team was able to count on contributions from everyone on the roster.

“It’s tough to point to one guy specifically [who has stood out in the playoffs]. I think we’ve had great contribution from everybody and we’ve won games throughout the playoffs because of many different guys having big games.”

Just 56 seconds later, with McGill on the power play, Andrew Wright deflected a Guillaume Doucet point shot past Western goalie Anthony Grieco for a 2-0 Redmen lead. Only three minutes after Wright’s goal, Doucet recorded his second assist of the period when he slipped the puck to a net-crashing Evan Vossen, who slammed home what would turn out to be the game-winning goal.

The Mustangs capitalized on a Redmen parade to the penalty box in the first half of the second period and got a power play goal on a wrist shot from Jason Swit just as Langlier-Parent was leaving the box. The teams tradeed goals in the second as Alex Picard-Hooper and Simon Marcotte-Légaré tallied for McGill, and Western scored a shorthanded goal off the stick of John Furlong.

In the third period, up 5-2, the Redmen sat back, anticipating a furious rally by Western to get back into the game. The rally never materialized, as the airtight McGill defence only allowed the Mustangs to get six shots through to goaltender Hubert Morin, who stopped 21 out of 23 shots in the game, including going six for six in the closing stanza. On a shorthanded defensive zone faceoff, Marc-André Dorion lobbed the puck 180 feet into an empty net to salt away the victory and signal it was time to warm up the bus for the celebratory trip back to Montreal.

The outburst of goals for the Redmen hasn’t just been a playoff phenomenon. McGill scored 141 goals in the regular season in which they went 24-2-2. Western was the nation’s second highest scoring offence, managing 21 fewer goals than McGill.

“I think we scored a lot of goals all season and we’re right where we were most of the year,” Nobes said. “Guys are peaking at the right time of the year, we’re getting pucks to the net and finding different ways to score. That’s important in order to have success.”

The scoring success will have to continue at nationals in Fredericton, which will feature the top-ranked University of New Brunswick Varsity Reds who led the nation in the regular season by allowing just 43 goals. McGill knows the power of the Varsity Reds, having lost 7-1 in Fredericton on December 30. Despite the sting of that early loss, Nobes is still optimistic.

“Our team has evolved since then, and we’ve grown as a group,” he said. “We’ve improved in all facets of our game. That game [vs. UNB] was a good learning experience for us and it’ll pay dividends moving forward.”

Both the Redmen and the Mustangs will have over a week to prepare for the Cavendish University Cup presented by Home Depot, which gets going on March 24 and runs until March 27. Joining McGill and Western will be the host Varsity Reds, the St. Francis Xavier X-Men, the Alberta Golden Bears, and the Calgary Dinos. Of the top seven ranked teams in Canada, only defending champion St. Mary’s will miss out on the tournament, having lost to St.FX in the AUS semifinals.

News

Seventh annual Israeli Apartheid Week comes to McGill

Alice Walker

Israeli Apartheid Week­­—a week-long series of events designed to raise awareness of alleged Israeli human rights violations against Palestinians—highlights the ongoing debate around the world concerning the birth of the Israeli state, as it did at McGill this past week.  

Israeli Apartheid Week is praised for its promotion of open-forum dialogue by some and condemned by those who believe it is anti-Semitic. This week’s events in Montreal elicited similar controversy.

Palestinian-American journalist Ali Abunimah delivered the keynote address on Wednesday evening at the Bronfman Building. His talk, which was organized by Israeli Apartheid Week Montreal in conjunction with QPIRG McGill and Concordia, was designed to draw attention to policies Israel has imposed on Palestinians, which he called racist.  

“Israel is very, very committed to a one-state solution, but the only problem with Israel’s one-state solution is that it is an apartheid state,” Abunimah said.

Abunimah argued that Israel was limiting opportunities and rights to Palestinians based simply on their ethnicity, and covering up these abuses by either denying them or denouncing critics as “anti-Semites.”

“If Israel placed a different arbitrary restriction [on Palestinians] … and said you can’t come back because of your skin colour, then nobody would deny that this is apartheid,” he said.  

Aaron Lakoff, the event coordinator and a Concordia student, said the lecture was in keeping with Israeli Apartheid Week’s goals, which he described as “to foster education and debate on campuses.”

Lakoff added: “The issue [raised by Israeli Apartheid Week] is important for two reasons, the first being the magnitude of the situation. The war in Gaza in 2009 showed that Israel was strong and brutal enough to kill thousands of civilians. The second reason is because Canada is one of the biggest supporters of Israeli apartheid.”

Regarding the charges of some, notably Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff, who recently described Israeli Apartheid Week as anti-Semitic. Lakoff responded that he sees a distinction between Judaism as a religion and the state of Israel.

“I myself as a Jew am incensed that Israel claims a right to speak for Jews around the world,” Lakoff said. “There is discord within the Jewish community and there is no consensus around Israel.”

Victoria Shore, a U3 humanistic  sudies major and president of Hillel McGill, a campus Jewish group, called Israeli Apartheid Week “divisive.” Responding to Abunimah’s lecture, she said, “University students are smart; if they do some reading, they will easily find that Israel is a fully functioning democracy, the only one, in fact, in the Middle East.”

“The week does not achieve dialogue about Palestinian human rights,” she added. “It only provides a negative environment for all students on campus. It creates a divisive and hostile atmosphere. University is meant to be a place that provides a positive learning environment, where issues can be discussed in an open forum, meant to provide real solutions to problems; this week is a platform for hate speech and intimidation.”

While McGill students debated, the same argument was echoed at a national level this week. The rector of Queen’s University, Nick Day, wrote an open letter to Ignatieff on news blog Rabble.ca to in favour of Israeli Apartheid Week, citing the Liberal leader’s “deep lack of intellectual integrity.” Day did not claim to be writing on behalf of students, but the letter makes reference to his elected position, and he signed the letter as “Rector.”  

Believing that this was an inappropriate use of his position, 2,200 students petitioned to have the Queen’s Alma Mater Society Assembly consider it at last Thursday’s meeting.  The Assembly voted unanimously to put the question of whether Day should be impeached to referendum. 

News

Areas likely to be effected by climate change mapped

Jason Samson

Earlier this month, McGill PhD candidate Jason Samson and a number of other researchers released the world’s first map of human vulnerability to climate change.  

Samson, who studies climate change ecology, originally conceived of the idea while studying species adaptation to climate change. With his team, he applied similar techniques to human beings and found parts of Africa and Central America to be at the highest risk. Areas in the extreme global north and south, like Russia, Australia, and Canada, are in less danger.

“I was studying beavers and how they affect their environment,” Samson said. “I was also studying how species are affected by environment changes. We are seeing species move outside their normal range. Now we see species in Quebec we didn’t have before.”

While studying beavers, Samson came across a picture taken by NASA of the earth at night, and thought it would be interesting to see how humans are distributed across the globe and how they are affected by their environments.

“I used census data taken by governments all over, around 400,000 censuses from everywhere,” he said. “What I found is that human distribution is more related to environment than many other species like birds and trees. They tend to live in nicer climates, with very few living in the Arctic, Sahara, or the Amazon … It turns out climate is very important for where people live. “

Interestingly, some of the countries with the lowest emissions were found to be the most vulnerable to the effects of climate change.

Murray Humphries, an associate professor in natural resource sciences at McGill, is Samson’s PhD supervisor and was a co-author of the paper.

“My main role was to encourage Jason in getting and following up on ideas,” Humphries said. “Lots of work has already been done in collecting climate control data, we mostly pulled [climate data and human vulnerability data] together.”

Samson had use of a supercomputer at McGill and was able to crunch the numbers in a matter of months. On a regular computer, the task would have taken years.   

Dominique Berteaux, professor and Canada Research Chair at the University of Quebec at Rimouski, was another co-author and co-supervisor of Samson’s research. As an expert on Quebec mammals, Berteaux became involved in Samson’s research early on, when he was mainly studying beavers.

“When he was studying beavers we worked together to study how climate change affected these creatures. Then [we] figured why not get involved in doing it for humans too,” Berteaux said.

News

Profs say students seldom take advantage of office hours

Logan Smith

Psychology professor Donald Taylor does his best to make students feel comfortable in his office.

“I tell my students that if they want to come and see me, we don’t have to talk about a chapter in the book, but they have to say something nice about my bottled lights,” he said as he pointed to a bottle full of Christmas lights sitting on his desk.

Unfortunately, most students are still afraid to come in and see him. He’s not alone: sparsely attended office hours are common all over McGill.   

More often than not, professors and TAs find themselves alone during the time they designate for students.  

“The number who come in is far less than you would expect,” said Taylor.  

According to Louis Hermo, a professor in anatomy and cell biology, students are probably just intimidated.

“I would say most of the students are really shy and they don’t like to come see the professors,” Hermo said. “I think they feel that maybe we may jump down their throats or be aggressive with them.”

Hermo receives more questions through emails than physical meetings.  

Gershon Hundert, a history professor, agreed that class size probably correlates with the frequency and amount of office visits by students.  

“I think that in the smaller classes the dynamics might be different because the professor becomes an actual human being and may be thought of as more accessible,” he said.  

The second problem, Taylor said, is McGill’s structure.

“The university indirectly sends the message of education as compartmentalized and class-driven so as to give students the idea of going to university as only of going to class,” he said.  “Their life is class, home, and their computers, where they have access to everything. The on-campus environment of intellectual stimulation is not part of the current education corporation that we’ve become.”

According to Taylor, all of this means that in their office hours, professors either get visits from students who are greatly excelling or those who are struggling. For the vast majority, education is scheduled—and office hours aren’t included.  

“The university needs to propagate the idea that students are expected to learn and fully participate outside of classes,” Taylor said. “[Attending university] should involve at the very minimum going to class, but more importantly talking to professors and engaging with each other as students on intellectual matters.”

Hundert said that students think of attending university as getting done only what is required and nothing more.

“It should be seen as a great intellectual supermarket in which you have four years to take advantage of all these interesting people who have things to say,” he said.  

Hundert obliges his students to come see him to talk about their term papers.

“That way, I see each of them at least once to talk one on one,” he said.

Furthermore, he sees office hours as an important way to deepen the student’s understanding.

“By having a conversation about whatever idea or notion it is in consideration its an educational opportunity that most students simply don’t take advantage of,” he said.

For simple questions, professor Craig Mandato said that “A TA is just as good, if not better, at answering than me.”

News

SSMU Election Results

Anna Katycheva
Anna Katycheva

Students’ Society Councillor Maggie Knight was elected SSMU president Friday night, beating opponent Cathal Rooney-Céspedes with 67.2 per cent of the 4,172 votes cast.

Chief Electoral Officer Tais McNeil made the announcement in a two-thirds full Gert’s, which erupted in celebration at the announcement. A number of audience members chanted “Maggie! Maggie! Maggie!”

“It’s really heartwarming for me to see that people believe in my abilities to do this work,” Knight said.

Approximately 21 per cent of undergraduates voted in the elections.

In general, the crowd expressed overwhelming enthusiasm for each winner announced.

Rooney-Céspedes was surprised by the large deficit, but said Knight won for a simple reason.

“More people came out to vote for her,” he said.  “The day that campaigning started, her Facebook event had something like 50 people on it, because she had the support of all of Council.”

Knight attributed her success to the help she received on her campaign.

“I had a campaign team of 60 people. I don’t know if that’s the biggest ever, but it’s certainly close,” she said.  “It was exciting to know it was worthwhile.”

The election for VP clubs and services was the night’s tightest, with Fraser, a coordinator with Midnight Kitchen, beating Fabian, the current interest group coordinator, by a mere 27 votes.

“It’s a real honour,” Fraser said. “Monika Fabian ran a really good campaign and I think she would have been just as good as me, and I think it was reflected in the vote.”

The four-candidate race for VP internal was also tight. Todd Plummer inched out Kady Paterson  (24.3 per cent) and Natalie Talmi (24.0 per cent) with 25.4 per cent of the vote.

Many thought the election for VP university affairs would be close, but Emily Clare beat opponent Lauren Hudak by 10.8 per cent.

“I had an incredible team campaigning for me,” Clare said. “I couldn’t have done it without them.”

Shyam Patel won the VP finance and operations election handily, and Joël Pedneault was acclaimed VP external.

All five of the referendum questions passed, including ones that increased funding to the Midnight Kitchen and TV McGill. Students also approved increases to the SSMU Ambassador Fee; funding for Queer McGill, Nightline, and the Union for Gender Empowerment; and the creation of a fee for the McGill International Students’ Network.

Jason Leung and Matthew Crawford were elected Arts senators.  Annie Ma and Max Luke were elected Science senators with 35.5 and 36.8 per cent of the vote, respectively.  Ryan Kirsch, Emil Briones, Ian Clarke, and Haley Dinel were acclaimed Dentistry, Music, Law, and Religious Studies senators, respectively. Tom Acker became Management Senator with 39.0 per cent of the vote, while  Usman bin Shahid was elected Engineering senator with 50.0 per cent of the vote. Sameer Apte was elected Medicine senator with 40.8 per cent of the vote.

“Next year’s executive is excited to work together,” Fraser said.

“We got to know each other during the campaign. We were all really supportive,” she said.

Opinion

JoÃl Pedneault

Tuition is going to be a huge issue next year, and Joël Pedneault will be a strong person to have at the helm as VP external. We hope that he will take multiple viewpoints into account and keep his strategies grounded in serious research, but his experience and the way he has presented himself this campaign period give us confidence in his ability to effectively lead the external portfolio.

Pedneault’s primary challenge next year will be trying to keep tuition fees down in the face of an end to the current freeze. These may as much as double over the next few years, and Pedneault has pledged to lobby against tuition hikes for Quebec, out of province, and even international students. This would be a difficult task for anybody, and a Quebec government set in its ways, with university and business leaders onside, will be extremely difficult to sway. Pedneault may have the best shot at success, however. He has spent the past year working with the QSR and has a solid understanding of its workings. He also understands SSMU, thanks to his experience as a councillor. He has been involved in research and has pledged to conduct more, is interested in trying to ease barriers for Anglophone entry into the Quebec student movement, and wants to pursue a strategy that includes presenting real alternatives to tuition hikes to provincial legislators. He is well-spoken in both official languages and should be able to inspire the confidence of students and the administration.

That tuition will still rise is a likely outcome, so we hope that Pedneault will leave time to focus on his other promises. The reduced fare transit pass for all students, increased collaboration with community groups, and everyday work as part of the SSMU executive are all endeavours we would like to see. One of Sebastien Ronderos-Morgan’s strengths as VP external was engaging students in events and trips that were not just about tuition, like a bus to protests outside the climate change negotiations in Ottawa. Though Myriam Zaidi has not run many of these trips, they would be good things for Pedneault to bring back.

Joël Pedneault has a good track record and a well thought out vision. We encourage you to vote yes and wish him luck as VP external next year.

Student Life

WebCT quotation of the week

Subject: Assigned Readings

Author: Student 1

What are the assigned readings for the mid2?

when can we have the list of readings?

 

Subject: Assigned Readings

Author: Student 2

Seriously? We just had a midterm yesterday… YESTERDAY!

Joke

How to rear children

You might think it’s a bit early to start thinking about rearing children, but it’s not. Kids are everywhere and need to be dealt with in the right way. If you make a mistake raising a child, you are effectively giving the middle finger to the future, and that’s just kind of rude. So, we have assembled some basic things to keep in mind when grooming the future of humankind.

 

Candy

Candy will make your kid fat. Do you really want a fat kid? If your kid gets fat, then they won’t have any friends and they won’t get a job and they’ll die. Do you really want a dead kid? So, to make sure they don’t eat candy, here’s what you do. Forbid your child from ever eating candy … except on Halloween night. On Halloween, take your child out trick-or-treating and let them collect all the candy they want. But then, specify to your child that he or she needs to finish it all before midnight or you will have to destroy what is left over so that the ghouls of Hallows’ Eve past don’t come and eat your child’s face (make sure you tell this to them to make them extra-terrified). Then, the kid will eat so much that they’ll probably get sick and vomit everywhere. At this point, you can tell the child that they’re probably allergic to candy and they should never eat it again. Now, you don’t have to worry about Type II diabetes.

 

Awards

Never let your child have an award unless they win something. Too many participation awards are given out to young kids. This is a stupid idea. It makes them complacent. No wonder this country never wins anything in sports. If your child is given some sort of participation award, you should take it away from them and smash it in front of them. This will build their character so they learn not to take shit from nobody. Along the same lines, you should make everything a competition. This will encourage them to get better at things and make them more awesome as they get older. If you have multiple kids, make them compete against each other for your affection and promise to only love the winner. This will make them try extra hard and will also teach them that nothing is free, especially love and affection.

 

Lying

Lie to your children when you see fit. For example, tell them a fork is actually called a “spoon.” This will confuse them and entertain you to no end. Furthermore, they will be so confused over basic utensils that they will have to discover new ways to eat food, which would be awesome. Imagine eating soup with a knife … badass, right? Also, if you lie to them and they figure out you’re lying, then you know that your kid isn’t a total idiot and you can then be sure that you will send them to school instead of having them work on your farm as a chicken shepherd.

 

Apathy

You should try to be relatively apathetic about your kids. When they’re teenagers, they’ll be apathetic about everything, so you might as well get ahead of them by a few years. Let your kids do whatever they want. Tell everyone you are following a trendy new parenting style, approved by Oprah, called “free range children.” They literally don’t have to do anything they don’t want to do. Don’t want to go to school? Fine. Their choice. Want to wear their Halloween costume to school in December? Sounds good. Not only will this reinforce their sense of entrepreneurship and creativity, it will also teach them that keeping it real is the most important skill they can ever learn. Furthermore, when your kid gets mocked for wearing a Halloween costume to school in December (which they will), you can a) Tell them you told them so, which will be fun for you, and b) Teach them how to fight back, either verbally, physically, or both. If you later get called into the principal’s office because your kid was “defending himself” in the schoolyard by making fun of other kids, just tell the principal to stop being such a nerd, or you’re going to give him a swirly in the toilet. At this point it doesn’t matter what other adults think of your kid … your kid is going to be so ace.

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Monika Fabian – VP Clubs & Services

Why is it important that the VP clubs and services be an elected position and not something like the interest group coordinator, who is an appointed administrator?

When you’re hired as IGC you kind of already have an idea of what you’re supposed to be doing and you fulfill a certain role, whereas with the VP clubs and services portfolio there are certain responsibilities, but you can cater to all the needs of the clubs within your term of office. I think that’s going to be really important especially for next year, because I hope to implement a lot of changes that will better the whole system in general, because it’s a bit of a mess.

 

What are some of the issues that you’ve noticed this year and how would you try and fix them?

A lot of clubs haven’t been active for a number of years, so it’s really wasting the resources that we have to offer clubs and services. I’ve been looking into the way a bunch of other universities in Canada handle their clubs and services programs and a lot of them have been super successful because of the fact that they make clubs reapply every year.  I think this would be really beneficial for our system here at McGill because then we would be better able to help the clubs in growing and being successful on campus and we would not be wasting any resources on clubs that aren’t active at all.

 

The last two VPs of clubs and services were both former interest group coordinators.  How does your position as IGC prepare you for this role?  

This is a big part of the difference between Carol and I. As IGC you learn thing that you can’t in any sort ofposition to prepare you for VP clubs and services.  You learn the inner workings of SSMU, you work with the people, you develop relationships with everyone in the office, you see how people within SSMU interact and how to go about certain things.

If you were a mixed drink, what would you be, and why?

A B-52. It’s a shot of Kahlua, Bailey’s, and Crown Royal. I think having those different layers can be related to me.

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