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Journalist or jester: Is Jon Stewart relevant anymore?

 

On Saturday, October 30, Jon Stewart hosted his Rally to Restore Sanity on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. Today, two Tribune editors face off on whether Jon Stewart has anything important to contribute to American political debate.

 

 

Given this past weekend’s grab of the mainstream media’s bewildered attention with his Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, there’s been an awful lot of ink spilt about Jon Stewart lately. Alternative bloggers, TV interviewees, and my friends’ Facebook statuses have all but eclipsed anything original there is original to say about how great the “fake news” anchor is. And yet, vitriolic commentators, including voices in this very newspaper, are doing their best to rain on the funny man’s parade. Some decry the fact that a nation’s youth have more faith in a comedian than in politicians; some just think Stewart should decide which of the two he wants to be. I say that if this were a popular 1960s Disney musical, the naysayers would be working for a certain bank too scary to be put in kids’ movies, and Stewart and friends would be that whimsical old man who floats up to the ceiling from loving to laugh so much. To those who think Stewart is not relevant, I invite you to think again.

Stewart is possibly the most important pundit on American television right now. For one thing, he is an astounding journalist. He’s often classified as a fake news anchor, but this is misleading. That he is a comedian doesn’t mean his news is fake; it means he has a shield to say true things even when others won’t. This Hour Has 22 Minutes is fake news, “Weekend Update” is fake news, but Stewart offers wry commentary on actual news stories. If the information he presents is “unreal,” it’s only in the sense that you won’t find it broadcast on major news networks. Yet if another newsgroup ran the exposés on Fox journalists or backpedalling politicians in the way Stewart does, people would call it investigative journalism. Because Stewart aims to get laughs, and because our society believes in this strange perverse notion that what is fun cannot be important, they call it comedy. The difference is semantic. No label can hide that Stewart’s show provides necessary contributions to the American political conversation. 

Stewart is also important because he makes news interesting. There is, of course, nothing unique in this: all news organizations put spins on their content so that people will want to consume it. What’s unique is that Stewart’s spin is delivering news in a way that makes his audience laugh, rather than cower in fear. Stewart’s critics often contend that his brand of political comedy leaves his large youth following unabashedly cynical. This is probably true, but I guess what you conclude from that comes down to personal preference—whether you think it’s better in a healthy civil society for news viewers to come away thinking most of their politicians and pundits are crooks, or for them to think that most of their fellow citizens are itching to abduct their children.

Finally, Stewart is important because people think he’s important. From the hundreds of thousands who came to his rally, to the millions who watched Barack Obama on his show and Stewart’s own heralded guest appearances on other cable shows, people think this man is important. 

Laughter is the only possible response to Stewart, because the most rational reaction would probably be tears. He’s not the next president. He’s not Edward R. Murrow or Bob Woodward. But in an age when newscaster and politicians are no longer virtual gods, laughter may just be the best medicine. In a house divided at home and overstretched abroad, Stewart is the best defence mechanism America’s got.

 

—Mookie Kideckel

 

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In the later Bush years, I watched The Daily Show with Jon Stewart every night before going to bed. Stewart provided a perspective on the news which was both funny and serious. He was the Great American Satirist of those difficult times. For one thing, his show provided a significant societal service by digging through hours of television footage for samples of supposedly eminent public personalities saying stupid, offensive, or self-contradictory things. In this way, even if the “alarming” stories about young people only receiving their news through Comedy Central were exaggerated, Stewart fulfilled the entirely different and probably even superior role of distilling an infinite mass of information to a few digestible and highly amusing (if only loosely representative) tidbits, which for me and many others were the basic components of that era’s fundamental structure. They will continue to constitute the reality of what the Bush years were really like to us for the foreseeable future, whether or not we ever lay the bongs aside long enough to realize it.

After the Obama Incident of 2008, pundits pronounced The Daily Show brand of comedy all but dead. It was only, they argued, in opposition to the presence of totally self-unaware neoconservatives in the halls of American government that Stewart’s satire could work. The seizure of power by a young administration for whom the vast majority of Stewart’s fans had voted, and the theory that post-election feel-gooding Americans might not feel so good about the satirist pointing his famously lethal weapons at the first black American ever elected to the White House, seemed destined to move Stewart from somewhere very near the centre of American political life to the outermost fringes, exactly where his opponents at Fox News, in the Republican Party, and elsewhere always wanted him to be.

As evidenced by the deluge of support for Stewart’s recent Rally to Restore Sanity, this relocation never took place. The comedian continues to occupy an almost exalted place in contemporary young Am
ericans’ otherwise relatively empty pantheon of beloved public figures. As Stewart has so aptly and repetitively shown over the years, there are few politicians or so-called “media personalities” in whom one can confidently invest any great degree of trust. They almost always seem to disappoint in the end. Stewart promises purity, and we like that.

Though his politics are clear to anyone even partially acquainted with the substance and tenor of The Daily Show, Stewart has always been able to dodge responsibility for those political views by varyingly claiming himself as either a mere comedian or as a critic of the entire political culture, for him a toxic climate caused largely by a fickle and irresponsible media. He has repeatedly denied being a lapdog for the inflamed left, and on the show makes strenuous if not entirely plausible efforts to lampoon overzealous liberals a fraction as strongly as he does their right wing counterparts. 

It’s Stewart’s style of capturing and disseminating those audio-visual snippets of political reality that has been taken up by the media he so regularly deplores and repackaged as what journalism should be in the 21st century. A relatively straight line can be drawn between that toxic political climate his rally was supposedly decrying and the very thing he has done, the role he has played, for more than a decade. Whenever a politician or public figure says something offensive or even just off-key, everybody pounces. If his show cannot be blamed for directly causing that “gotcha” atmosphere, it has done nothing, despite Stewart’s gadfly pretensions, to genuinely criticize or seek to reverse it.

I no longer watch The Daily Show at all. His way of trying to dodge responsibility for both his politics and his comedy by alternately posturing himself as more committed to one than the other is sneaky at best. His rally was just a marketing tool, organized by Comedy Central (subsidiary of Viacom), and sponsored by LG, Hershey’s, and Volkswagen. The Daily Show remains tremendously popular despite its bad comedy and unserious politics. This generation will go nowhere so long as we depend on Jon Stewart for our left-flank satire. We can do better— yes, we can.

 

—Ricky Kreitner

McGill, News

Former McGill professors inducted into Canadian Medical Hall of Fame

Drs. Albert J. Aguayo and Jonathan C. Meakins, two leading figures in McGill’s Faculty of Medicine, are set to be inducted into the Canadian Medical Hall of Fame in 2011.

“The Medical Hall of Fame is one of the most prestigious groups of people that have [had] a long lasting impact on health and health research in Canada,” said Dr. Remi Quirion, vice dean of science and strategic initiatives in the Faculty of Medicine.

Aguayo’s discovery of neuron regeneration in the 1970s played a key role in his selection. Aguayo and his team at the Montreal General Hospital challenged the assumption that neurons did not have an element of plasticity within them.

“This was a big discovery because it suggested that maybe if we were able to understand the mechanisms involved, we could regrow neurons, for example, in the spinal cord of the injured person,” Quirion said.

Meakins was a lecturer in Medicine and Pathology at McGill. He was also the director of the McGill University Student Health Clinic, which is seen as perhaps his greatest achievement.

In conjunction, Meakins is widely known as a memorable leader and eventual dean of the Faculty of Medicine. He was also a founder and the first president of the Royal College of Physicians and Surgeons of Canada.

The selection of these two doctors demonstrates that “McGill is a powerhouse in health research in Canada,” Quirion said.

“When long-term members of the university are elected to the Medical Hall of Fame, it again sustains our position as a leader in the field,” he added.

Quirion estimated that 12 to 15 doctors with ties to McGill have already been inducted into the Hall of Fame.

News, SSMU

SSMU may facilitate ablutions

When McGill Muslim students perform the ablution ritual, in which they wash their feet and hands multiple times before daily prayers, it can lead to wet countertops in Shatner bathrooms. To avoid the inconvenience and to ease the the ritual’s practice, the Students’ Society is attempting to take initiatives towards installing ablution-friendly facilities.

In 2005, Muslim students lost their prayer space in Peterson Hall and are currently forced to pray in the Muslim Student Association office in the Shatner Building.  

“No one really brought it up as a serious issue,” said Anushay Khan, SSMU vice-president clubs and services. “But there were complaints from people at Gert’s and many other services in the ground floor [of the Shatner building], because there often is a lot of water spillage.”  

Many Muslim countries have public washrooms with special facilities for ablution. Although the same expectations do not exist at McGill, SSMU is still taking steps to facilitate the ritual.   

“Being Muslim, I figured I can best understand the issue myself, so I did a bit of research and there are many universities in North America that have installed things like this,” Khan said. “I felt that it was something that Muslim students needed [and] considering that their space had been taken away in the past they were already in an unfair situation.”

After research on the issue, Khan decided a sink that allows its users to sit down was found to be a suitable solution. She contacted the McGill administration, since SSMU was unable to undertake the project alone.

“It is something that the university should have provided as part of a culture of sensitivity, so we are definitely trying to push for the university to pay for at least a portion of it,” Khan said. “But I really don’t think that this is something the university is interested in doing.”

Even though improved washroom facilities would be beneficial for the Muslim community at McGill, Muslim Students’ Association VP External Aya Salah explained that the issue is secondary to their prayer space problem.

“It’s not really a priority right now with us,” Salah said. “The fact that it’s wet, that’s something we can control.”  

Prayer space on the other hand has been a constant issue for the MSA. Their biggest concern is to acquire a room other than their office where prayer, which Muslims must perform five times a day, can take place.   

“We pray in the MSA office, [which] is not meant as a prayer space,” Salah said. “But there is nowhere else on campus.”

Unfortunately, Khan explained that space in the Shatner building is extremely limited, and increasing the prayer space would be a difficult task.

“Right now the space that we give them is small,” Khan said. “I understand that, but at the same time many other services don’t have space, and every Friday we always give them the ballroom.”

The only action that SSMU can take right now, according to Khan, is to assist the MSA with the complaint they have filed under the Quebec Charter of Human Rights and Freedoms against McGill for taking away their prayer space.

Erin Hale, a U3 philosophy student and former McGill Daily editor, had been concerneds, but was relieved to find that it was not their biggest concern.   

“I guess I’m happy it’s a non-issue,” she said.

Science & Technology

Harvard’s Roger Brockett discusses intelligent machines

What is an intelligent machine? On Friday, Roger Brockett, a roboticist at Harvard University, gave a lecture at the McGill Centre for Intelligent Machines that attempted to answer this question.

In the 1950s, the Turing test was the standard for determining whether or not a machine was intelligent.  In the test, a human interrogator engages with another human and a machine, all of whom are physically isolated from each other. The interrogator asks questions in the form of written texts to which the human and the machine respond anonymously. If the interrogator can’t distinguish between the answers, then the machine is judged to be intelligent.

But according to Brockett there are many flaws in this definition.

“Exams are not open book tests, but life is,” Brockett said. “In a Turing test you are in a sterile environment. You have no help in answering those questions. Moreover, that makes it more or less the standard aptitude test, where you either check the boxes or you do not. On the other hand, in real life, it is an open book test. You get whatever choices to solve the problem. The Turing test doesn’t reflect that.”

“[A] Turing test is really a test for interaction with humans as if it is a human. But there is more to intelligence than just interaction,” added Jeremy Macdonald, a PhD candidate in mathematics at McGill.

Brockett described three pillars that are essential for a machine to be intelligent: it has to extract information from, respond to, and make changes to the environment in which it exists.

Where does that put machines that Canadians use every day, such as search engines? To answer this, Brockett described the scenario of searching for an airplane ticket online. The search engine would extract all the information related to your flight and rank them in order of relevance. If the airline cancelled the flight, the results would reflect that. Search engines, then, are very intelligent.

Brockett admited however, that his criteria also has some flaws.

“When I was 10 years old, I read this Time magazine article where this psychologist would hang bananas on the ceiling and scatter around the room boxes and crates and place a monkey in the room and see if the money can stack the boxes together and jump on it and get the banana,” Brockett said. “He would observe the monkey’s behaviour through a keyhole. What he found when he peered through the keyhole was the monkey looking straight back at him”.  

If intelligent beings sometimes fail to grasp the objective of tests, how can we expect machines to do it perfectly?

To answer this type of question, Brockett encouraged young people to do research. In particular, he said that inquiries into prosthetics, providing companionship and help to the elderly and impaired might be the most powerful ways to learn about intelligent machines.  

At the McGill Centre for Intelligent Machines, much work has already been done by roboticists like Professor Frank Ferrie. This idea appealed Chris Warren, a U2 electrical engineering student who attended the talk.

“I want to build a utopia where human labour will be substituted with machine, where there is no scarcity, and no need for labour,” Warren said.

Others are more skeptical.

“It is not so much an engineering question as it is philosophical,” Macdonald said. “He needs to be more expansive.”

Ultimately, said Brockett, perhaps it’s not the definition of what it means to be intelligent that matters, but the contribution that machines make to society.  

“We can build football players out of robots, but we devalue everything that machines can do unless it is intrinsically human,” Brockett said. “Poor old intelligent machines are going to need a powerful advocate if they are to get their due.”

Opinion

Talking to euthanasia opponent Margaret Somerville

Logan Smith

Margaret Somerville, founding director of the McGill Centre for Medicine, Ethics, and Law, recently  testified at the Quebec National Assembly hearings. She sat down with the Tribune to share some of her thoughts on euthanasia.

Why have you taken such an active role against euthanasia?

It is the single most important issue that we ever face because it affects everybody. Although there are many other important issues, we are never going to design every child. We aren’t going to use reproductive technology for everybody. If you institute euthanasia, everybody could be subject to it. In a way, even if you aren’t affected by euthanasia, it goes to the most fundamental of our societal values [the] respect for every human life. If we institutionalize euthanasia, we cross that Rubicon. We change that norm.

 The House of Lords in England say the foundation stone of this civilized society is that we don’t kill each other. Even if you don’t think euthanasia is wrong, it does more harm than good for our society. And what you hope to achieve for a person by euthanasia you can do by good palliative care and if nothing else is possible, palliative sedation. You give them sedatives so they don’t feel the situation, given that they give you their permission and that there is no other way to stop their suffering.

What is the distinction between euthanasia and allowing someone to die naturally?

Pulling the plug is not euthanasia. In pulling the plug you have treatment that is not effective to maintain the person because they’re dying, and what you’re doing, some say, is prolonging their dying, not prolonging their living. And what we do is care for them, but if they say, “No, enough is enough,” everyone in Canada has the right to refuse treatment. There is no obligation to receive treatment.

There is a great deal of confusion—not just with the public. Even the doctors are confused. I’ve asked doctors “Have you administered euthanasia?” and some of the doctors [say] yes. When you ask them to tell you what they did, it turns out they didn’t do euthanasia. When you find out they’re doing things like giving adequate pain relief treatment, it’s not euthanasia. We’ve been trying really hard to get doctors to give adequate pain relief treatment because one of the main reasons people get euthanasia is because they just can’t cope with the pain. The latest research shows that proper pain relief actually prolongs your life. Which makes sense, since not all your psychological resources are being used to cope with the pain.

What would be the implications of legalizing euthanasia in Canada?

What we have to ask is: “What do we have to do to hold our values on trust for future generations?” Even if we wouldn’t misuse this now in rare cases where there really isn’t something else we can do, what is likely to happen in the future is really frightening. The evidence we’ve got of that is the Netherlands. They went from saying “It’s rare. It’s only going to be eligible adults in chronic pain. They’ve got to be terminally ill, and they have to repeatedly say they want to do it, and they have to give their full consent.” Now, not one of those conditions apply. They just put a petition in parliament that says if you’re over 70 and you’re tired of life, you can have euthanasia. The courts hold that if a psychiatrist killed a 55-year-old woman because she said she’s depressed, that’s justified euthanasia.

What we’ve lost is any sense of the mystery of life. We’ve gone to a total scientism—that we’re just a bunch of functioning molecules, a sort of “Genes ‘R Us.” Once the machine has stopped working, as one Australian politician said, “When you’ve passed your ‘best before’ or ‘used by’ date, you should be chucked out as quickly, cleanly and efficiently as possible.”

If we lose the sense that death is a big deal, we’re likely to lose the sense that life is a big deal, and if we lose the sense that life is a big deal, we’ve lost everything. We lose our ability to find meaning. We lose our ability to find awe, allure, and mystery. We won’t just dehumanize ourselves; we’ll encourage suicide by making it a norm. The people who want euthanasia have a condition that psychiatrists call hopelessness. They think that there’s absolutely nothing to look forward to, that there is no joy or anything good in life.

News

Volunteers raising funds for homeless-run laundromat

Alice Walker

For many of those at the St. James Drop-In Centre on St. Catherine Street, finding a job in Montreal is not easy.  A new laundromat, however, could make a difference.

Inspired by a similar project in downtown Toronto, some of the administrators of the centre are looking to open a small commercial laundromat downtown, which would employ both people from the Centre and other homeless Montrealers. The laundromat, called “Street Suds,” would set up contracts with local businesses, including restaurants and hotels, to pick up, wash, fold, and deliver their laundry.

Danica Straith, an employee at the Centre and McGill alumna, said that while many of the people who visit the Centre—most of whom are men—are eager to work, it is often difficult for them to get hired or retain a job.

“If you’re schizophrenic, homeless, if you have addiction problems, or if you’re paranoid, which comes a lot with living on the street,” she said, “that makes it very difficult to work a job in a kitchen or as a janitor.”

The laundromat, in contrast, would hire the homeless on a one-year contract and would help them to learn to function in a workplace environment as well as build the basic skills necessary for keeping a job.

“The idea is to have a really supportive workplace where we can help people build their communication skills and help them develop a schedule and time management,” said Alain Spitzer, director of the Centre. While the Centre has a program called INTERAGIR, in which members are hired to work as support staff, the demand for jobs far exceeds the supply.

Spitzer, Straith, and others from the Centre first started fundraising for the Street Suds project during the summer. While some donors have committed, they will not fully fund until the Centre can raise more elsewhere.

The leaders of the project recently competed in the Aviva Community Fund Contest, a competition where people vote for the idea they believe will be most beneficial to its community. The winning groups receive a funding grant. Street Suds placed 31st during the first round of voting, missing the cutoff by one. Spitzer, however, is confident that the group will be able to reach their $100,000 startup budget through other means.

“We’ve been working on a lot of other proposals,” he said, “We already have some seed money from a foundation that really believes in us, but it’s not enough.”

The Montreal organizers have also had numerous meetings with members of the Toronto Gateway Salvation Army, who started a similar initiative that has been extremely successful. Gateway Linens, as the venture is named, has obtained contracts with numerous hotels and other businesses in the city.

“I was in Toronto and bumped into a friend who’s been running a similar laundry program,” said Spitzer. “Gateway Linens has some huge contracts and is very successful, so we’re hopeful that our project will succeed as well.”

Straith is hopeful that Montreal businesses will be as eager to sign on as those in Toronto.

“Due to social responsibility, a lot of businesses want to get involved with the community,” she said, “This is a really practical way of helping our community.”

Spitzer echoed the sentiment.

“Everyone’s behind us on this. Now it’s just a question of making sure we get the seed money to make it all come together,” he said.

More importantly, however, according to Straith, is the impact the project could have on the people who work there.

“I know a lot of guys here feel like their lives are a dead end when they can’t find a job,” she said. “We’re looking forward to helping people get out of the basic need environment we’re providing now so they can work their way into something that’s more than that.”

Opinion

Incapacitated instruction

Due to an incident of drunken buffoonery and stupidity, I spent the better part of last weekend, from October 22nd until the 25th, lying around my apartment on couches and beds with a tensor bandage around my swollen, bruised, painful left ankle. Ice was applied. Medicine was taken (as was “medicine”). After three full days indoors with no fresh air and the lingering stench of stale bong water, empty beer cans, and cooked food, I began to experience early-onset cabin fever. When the weather is unseasonably warm, and I can see the sun shining through the windows, I certainly don’t want to be stuck inside. But, of course, I was, and had to live with it. I also missed two unrecorded classes of philosophy and Shakespeare. While this may not be an incredible loss, it did bring me to think how unnecessary it is to skip a class just because you “don’t wanna go,” when some of us who want to go to every class and enjoy the opportunity (and ability) to do so can’t because of unforeseen circumstances.

Although my scholarly Monday was a complete failure, I did end up watching a movie of such wonderful scope and brilliance that the day didn’t seem like a complete loss: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I laughed, I was riveted, I got up (slowly and painfully) and hopped my way into the kitchen to make myself a Nutella sandwich right after the rescue of Jones’s father (Sean Connery, naturally). Afterwards, I lay back, scoured Wikipedia, and listened to Illmatic while waiting for my roommates to come home before watching copious episodes of South Park.

If this had been a Sunday, I would have liked nothing more than to watch the movie while lounging in a bathrobe, incapacitated due to my inability to keep from jumping off stationary objects. However, on a Monday, I know there is class, and knowing I was missing class made me more anxious than the prospect that my ankle could quite possibly be broken (it’s not).

While I sympathize with people who skip class in order to study or finish assignments and papers, or who skip recorded classes because they know they’ll have the opportunity to revisit these lectures exactly as they happened, skipping lecture with no legitimate reason seems to me a bigger waste of time than actually going to class. Taking the necessary steps to retrieve notes and catch up on lectures is as wasteful as one can get, not simply when it comes to time, but, more importantly, money. Remember, you’re paying for every course (or your parents are) and skipping class is like throwing money in the garbage.

You skippers should re-evaluate what it means to skip class when you’re watching that episode of The Wire you simply had to watch (which, I admit, is amazing and slightly excusable) instead of going to that unrecorded class where the professor tells everyone exactly what they should study in order to do well on the exam.

Learn to like class, to enjoy your professors’ jokes they told in the same class in the same context last year, and to relish the centuries-old tradition of scholarly and intellectual exploration. Or say fuck it and watch that episode of The Wire. It is amazing, after all.

Opinion

The GA should go away

Two weeks ago, the Students’ Society held its  annual General Assembly. The whole thing was depressing. I went at precisely the time it was to begin, and the first thing that struck me was the line.

Remember the GA last semester? If you weren’t there at least an hour early, you weren’t getting in. A motion criticizing Israel was on the agenda, and both sides of the perennial debate had come out in full force. The room was packed beyond capacity. Everyone left after the Israel debate, so only a little more than 100 people voted on free speech for pro-life students on campus. Depressing, I know.

At this semester’s GA, the line barely had 10 people in it. Entering the room, there were around 20. Over the course of the entire GA, we hovered in and out of a measly quorum (100 people) that we could barely maintain.

The GA makes a mockery of the democratic process. A fundamental principle of democracy is consent of the governed: laws should reflect the consent of those who are ruled by them. At the GA this year, 100 unelected people dictated policy to the 21,000 students that form SSMU. Think about that for a moment. As one of those attending, I represented 210 of my fellow students. All I did to earn that right was to walk through the door.

The room that hosts the GA holds, at most, a little over 500 people. But what if 2000 people lined up outside the door? SSMU would inevitably have to turn many away. The result would be damning: one person’s vote would be denied because they didn’t get there in time.

Don’t take this as an indictment of direct democracy. On the contrary, the referendum process offers a chance to vote on matters of student concern. It is the highest fulfillment of the principle of consent of the governed.

The GA is not a direct democracy. The restrictions of occupying a physical space means that the GA is limited in its ability to represent students. Past years have shown us that special interest groups can exploit the GA process for their own ends. A controversial motion, like the Israel motion last semester, can fill a GA quickly.

But instead of being a forum for debate, GAs are about stacking the cards. If my group can bring more of our people, we will win, and you will lose. Instead of competing to convince students on the basis of solid arguments, GAs are competitions to fill the room. Does that sound like democracy to you?

The physical limitations of the GA are simply impossible to overcome. They will never carry the weight and legitimacy of referendums. They need to go.

SSMU President Zach Newburgh faced several questions about attendance at the General Assembly this year. In response, he revealed his intention to strike a committee on reforming the GA process. This is a positive first step, and its final goal should be unequivocal: the end of the GA.

In fact, the president, a member of the executive, or one of our elected councillors should table a motion calling for the discontinuation of the SSMU General Assembly. I just hope one of them has the courage to do it.

Student Life

Scoring your reference letter

If you’re a U3 student thinking of applying to grad school or an internship, you know what time of year it is: reference letter season. While different schools and programs all place varying emphasis on this component of an application, it’s still important to put some thought and effort into your letters. Here are some tips on how to ensure you get glowing reviews from your professors.

Start early: It may seem silly, but it’s best to start thinking about which professors you are going to approach when you are in your second or third year. Any prof will see right through a student who tries to cozy up during the first month of class and then asks for a letter. This means making a concerted effort to get to know your profs by approaching them after class with questions and going to their office hours. This is the only way you can make yourself stand out in a large class; even if you’re in a smaller group it shows the prof that you are interested in the material.

Select carefully: Most importantly, make sure you select professors who genuinely know you as a student. A good rule of thumb is that if the prof doesn’t know you by name, it’s not worth asking. While your PSYC 100 prof may agree to write you a letter, it will be very clear to whoever is reading it that this person doesn’t actually know you and has simply inserted your name into a form letter. Also, it’s important to make sure that the professor has the capacity to write you a good letter. There is nothing wrong with asking this straight out, and most profs will be honest and suggest you ask someone else if they don’t feel they know you well enough to act as your reference.

Be organized: Although writing reference letters is part of a professor’s job and you should never feel guilty about asking them to do so, professors get inundated with requests during the first couple months of the fall semester. Try to ask them as early as possible so as to give them ample time to write a high-quality letter. Most profs will probably ask you to send them a copy of your CV as well as any personal statement you may have to submit, so make sure you have those ready as well. It’s also courteous to buy prepaid envelopes, address them yourself, and drop them off at your professor’s office so they don’t have to pay for postage themselves. Finally, ask them to follow up and let you know when the letters have been sent out.

Say thanks: After the letters have all been sent out, be sure to thank whoever wrote you the letters with a card and a small gift. A box of chocolates, homemade baked goods, or a small plant is always a good idea.

Student Life

Why you shouldn’t take your iPod to the gym

Miranda Whist
Miranda Whist

A stranger turned around and looked at me, wide-eyed and a little bit accusingly. “Where’s my stuff?” she half-asked, half-whined. We were in the gym locker room, and she’d opened her locker to find it empty.

A series of locker robberies sweeping the McGill gym locker room have left gym-goers feeling vulnerable. Another victim of theft, Hattie Pearson, a McGill exchange student, came back from a fitness class to find her lock cut open and her wallet and USB stick gone. She immediately contacted the front desk, where she met a girl who had her laptop stolen. She then filled out a report and one of the building’s supervisors helped her look for her missing things, unsurprisingly to no avail. She was told that 20 other lockers had been broken into that day.

Pearson received a call half an hour later telling her that her wallet had been found in another locker that had been broken into. All of the money was gone except for some pennies.

“It’s just not a nice feeling at all,” Pearson said, adding that she felt violated and that she had suffered an invasion of privacy. “It makes you feel vulnerable.”

The source of many students’ frustration is that they are doing nothing wrong: they have locked their lockers, and have trusted that that is enough. Many, like Pearson, are coming straight from campus to one of McGill’s workout classes. Unfortunately, it appears that most thefts have occurred around these peak times, deterring many from coming to the gym at all.

“It just leaves me fat and pissed off,” Pearson said.

The facility’s staff is limited in their ability to protect against theft in private areas like changing rooms. Nevertheless, staff members are taking steps to reduce the thefts, said Assistant Manager of Events Eyal Baruch, while working in collaboration with McGill Security to educate the student body.

“This started years ago, ever since the gym opened. It’s not a secret … once you are in the building, the locker rooms are an obvious target,” Baruch said, adding that posters have been put up outlining what has always been the facility’s advice: lock your stuff up, and don’t bring any valuables to the gym. Baruch and the rest of the facility’s staff recommend using the small lockers provided by the gym that can be rented at a cheap price and can be publicly monitored, rather than using those in the changing rooms.

Despite these efforts, McGill students continue to fall victim to what appear to be well-planned and well-executed heists.

“We think it’s a team of two,” said Baruch, adding, “It’s a well-thought-out process.”

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