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Off the board: Seinfeld, a show about everything

People are always saying Seinfeld is a show about nothing. Each episode is centred on the mundane, such as parking garages, rye bread, and fruit. (The peach, cantaloupe, and mango are all important actors in the show). But for a show so famous for its humdrum storylines, Seinfeld managed to tackle a host of wildly controversial issues in its time. From racism and interracial relationships to rape culture and abortion, the show used its signature shallow detachment to provide comedic and insightful commentary on these issues that often goes unnoticed by critics today.

In “The Couch,” Jerry is in the market for a new couch. After Elaine—who is strongly pro-choice—falls madly in love with one of Jerry’s moving men, Jerry slyly asks Elaine what the guy’s stance is on abortion with the hopes of forcing her to dump him on her moral principles. The moving man, of course, is pro-life, and the pained look on Elaine’s face when she finds out and has to break it off is priceless.

Meanwhile, Kramer starts a “make your own pizza” business, (yes, Kramer invented Pannizza), with Poppie, a pro-life restaurateur, but things go sour when the two can’t agree on when a pizza becomes a pizza.

“It’s not a pizza till it comes out of the oven,” Kramer says.

“Issa pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!” Poppie responds.

The episode tackles the abortion debate head on, and pokes fun at the self-serious sacrifices that people who take religious stances on polarizing issues are forced to make. In trademark fashion, whatever gravity the central narrative manages to build is deflated by a ludicrous meta-narrative in the sub-plot. It’s hilarious, but it’s also provocative—suggesting your stance on abortion has about as much to do with your love life as your definition of when a pizza is ‘born’.

For a show so famous for its humdrum storylines, Seinfeld managed to tackle a host of wildly controversial issues in its time.

Over its nine seasons, Seinfeld’s treatment of racism was as refreshing as a Junior Mint to the abdominal cavity. In an era when Rodney King and O.J. Simpson were digging up skeletons long thought to be buried in America’s closet, Seinfeld managed to synthesize the nation’s attitude towards race in a perceptive, tongue-in-cheek manner.

In “The Wizard,” Elaine dates a racially ambiguous man, and spends the entire episode trying to find out if he’s actually black in order to make sure she’s reaping the ‘liberal prestige’ from being in an interracial relationship. In the end, we find out that he is in the relationship for the same reason—he thought Elaine was Hispanic. When they find out they’re “just a couple of white people,” they quickly break things off—but not before heading to the Gap. In other episodes, Jerry fails to navigate the minefield of missteps that can come with dating a Native American woman, and Jerry and Elaine elevate the black-and-white cookie to a symbol of post-racial America.

While the show feels ahead of its time with regards to race, it comes across as dated on one of today’s most controversial issues: Rape. Originally aired in 1997, “The Merv Griffin Show” sees Jerry ‘drug’ his girlfriend, Celia, with boxed wine and turkey in order to play with her sacred toy collection. When Celia finds out, she confronts Jerry.

“If you think you can drug me and play with my toys, you’ve got another thing coming!”

Jerry, though, gets the last line in.

“What kind of a woman drinks an entire box of wine?”

Then the laugh track is cued, signaling to the viewers that yes, this is funny. The analogy to date rape is whimsical in itself, but the broader commentary is in line with the form of microaggression that rape culture is built on.

It’s hard to imagine Seinfeld fitting into today’s television landscape, but its influence can be seen in the way many contemporary shows comment on society, from South Park’s false sincerity (“I’ve learned something today”) to It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s self-involved friend group. In order to avoid the sentimentality so prevalent in many ’90s sitcoms, Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld wrote each episode with one cardinal rule: “No hugging, no learning.” The characters cling to their narcissistic ways even after being thrown in jail for their collective wrongdoings in the finale. There are no cathartic moments in Seinfeld, only Jerry reflecting for a second before sighing: “That’s a shame.” From this mantra flowed a unique brand of commentary that was sharp, unexpected, and forced the viewers, not the characters, to ‘deal with it’.

a, Editorial, Opinion

PGSS Special Referendum endorsement: CFS

The Tribune gives its endorsement for the Post-Graduate Students’ Society of McGill University’s (PGSS) Special Referendum.

Referendum to Consider Membership in the Canadian Federation of Students – “No”

This referendum question is being held following a prolonged legal battle between the Post-Graduate Students’ Society of McGill University (PGSS) and the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS). The Tribune strongly endorses a “No” vote for this referendum question. The PGSS has been attempting to terminate its membership with the CFS since 2010. The CFS has shown a lack of commitment to Quebec universities—it has not advocated for students in front of the Quebec National Assembly or the Quebec Education minister in the past three years. Should this referendum question pass with a majority “No” vote, $400,000 in membership fees that were taken by the CFS in the past five years will be reimbursed to the PGSS. As such, the Tribune supports PGSS’ attempt to disassociate from the CFS.

 

a, McGill, News

McGill Administration, SSMU responds to University’s low ranking on journalistic freedoms index

In October 2014, McGill was placed poorly on the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms’ annual ranking of free expression at Canadian universities. The Students’ Society of McGill University (SSMU) was also ranked as one of the  10 worst university unions. (more…)

a, Science & Technology

Vegas’ consumer electronics show

Thousands of journalists, tech enthusiasts, and PR managers gathered in the Las Vegas strip for the Consumer Electronics Show (CES)  from Jan. 6 to 9, the world’s largest technology trade show. CES is known for showcasing the upcoming year’s biggest and brightest technology, and this year was no exception. Here are the top three trends of 2015.

1. The Internet of Things

The idea is basic: collect data from the objects we use in our daily lives to then be sent to cloud servers to be analyzed—known as the Internet of Everything. At CES, the Internet of Everything was everywhere—from remote-controlled guns to exercise chairs. In the future, according to The Verge editor Dieter Bohn, “Doors will lock themselves, thermostats will program themselves, cameras will monitor your home for intruders, [and…] most importantly, [things] will talk to each other.”

Samsung put the most emphasis on the Internet of Things in  ‘connected cars.’ Automakers such as BMW showcased new self-parking and self-braking cars, while Hyundai showed off a smartwatch that could start a car. Chevrolet announced that its cars can now predict when parts need to be replaced.

2. Body gadgets

The price of sensors, processors, and chips have plummeted over the last few years, allowing companies to integrate them into other objects. Wearable gadgets were another dominant theme at CES this year. Garwin and LG displayed smartwatches that could control music, track steps, and monitor fitness. HTC and Under Armour announced a partnership that would develop ‘smart’ clothing to track heart rate and other fitness measurements. A motorized belt named ‘Belty’ was also introduced by the start-up Emiota, which automatically adjusts the belt for user comfort, while also acting as a fitness tracker.

3. Intel innovates

“We are moving from a two-dimensional world to a three-dimensional world,” stated Intel CEO Brian Krzanich in his presentation on Jan. 6, 2015. The reason for this shift, according to Krzanich, is Intel’s RealSense technology, a camera that senses depth. At its most basic level, it allows a picture to be refocused after it is taken. Other applications include 3D printing, 3D displays, and computers that will recognize gestures—a user interface where taps on a touchscreen are replaced by hand waves. While useful to consumers, this technology has potential elsewhere too. Drones will be able to use the cameras to map out the world around them; during the keynote, a group of them navigated an obstacle course without any remote control. RealSense would even able to give the blind a way to ‘see’ the world around them through haptic feedback.

Intel’s Broadwell battery range was the other important announcement from the processor goliath. Promising 20 to 30 per cent better battery life than current generation chips and 35 percent more transistors (for a total of 1.3 billion), these processors and the PCs that house them would be dramatically more power efficient, thin, and powerful.

a, Art, Arts & Entertainment

What’s Happening In Montreal

THEATRE — The 24 Hour Plays

Watch performers perform in French and English for one full rotation of the earth.

Saturday, Jan. 17, Théâtre Sainte-Catherine (264 Sainte-Catherine E). Admission is $10.

LITERATURE — Steps Magazine Open Mic

Join one of McGill’s own publications for a night of poetry and prose reading.

Thursday, Jan. 22, 4152 Saint-Laurent apt. 401. See Facebook event for further information.

MUSIC — Cult Classic and Fleece

Make a trip out to the heart of the Plateau for these McGill/Concordia musicians.

Friday, Jan. 23, 8:30 p.m., La Vitrola (4602 Saint-Laurent). Admission is $5.

MUSIC — The Dustbowl Revival

Because why not see an eight-piece folk/roots/jazz collective on a Sunday night?

Sunday, Jan. 25, 8 p.m., Petit Campus (57 Prince-Arthur). Admission is $15.

COMEDY — Sugar Sammy

His “You’re Gonna Rire” show is guaranteed to deliver the bilingual laughs.

Thursday, Jan. 29 to Saturday, Jan. 31, 8 p.m., Olympia (1004 Sainte-Catherine E). Tickets are $32.90-$52.90.

MUSIC — Ben Howard

The talented British singer-songwriter caps off the month with a visit to one of Montreal’s best venues.

Saturday, Jan. 31, 8 p.m., Métropolis (59 Sainte-Catherine E). Tickets are $32-$38.30.

DANCE – Le Patin Libre

Sashay off the cold with this free outdoor dance performance.

Saturday, Jan. 31, 2 p.m., Parc Saint-Viateur. Free.

a, Opinion

Commentary: In conclusion

In reflecting upon my experience at McGill, it would be fair to say that much of it was true to form; the share of good and bad professors, the very real labyrinthine bureaucracy, and the infamous campus politics. In some sense, all of that is usual. In other ways, it hasn’t been usual. My time at McGill fits into a narrative about my own life I’ve noticed as of late: Being the outsider. Ever since middle school, growing up in Manhattan, that’s been the case. Yes, I was often one of the few black kids in my classes from middle school onward—an honours program student in a school building shared with a predominantly minority ‘regular’ middle school—but I also was one of the relatively few children of recent immigrants for much of my schooling, which in many ways also gave me a somewhat different set of experiences even from the few black kids I did know in middle and high school.

Coming to McGill, I became an American in Canada. It’s hardly lonely for Americans here compared to those from elsewhere—there are enough of us that official McGill statistics separate us out from the rest of the international students—but there are some real differences in outlook that my time in Canada has brought into relief.

One of the things I’ve noticed about Canadians is their deep, unabiding belief in Canada’s comparative innocence, historical and otherwise. Canada’s self-congratulatory narrative, both in current events and in history, is that Canadians are ‘better’ than Americans—Canadian society isn’t simply the result of different policy choices, some better and some worse than the U.S., but that at its core, Canada is, in some way, a ‘perfected’ version of the U.S. Canada has a vision of itself as more enlightened, ‘multicultural’, open minded, and less racist. This phenomenon even comes down to small differences in disposition attributed to the two countries. Canadian nationalism, to some degree, rests upon an underbelly of soft anti-Americanism. The United States undoubtedly has its own self-congratulatory narrative, but it’s essentially discredited among the cultural elite—many Americans are fully willing to look critically at their own history in a way that Canadians are less disposed to.

In the wake of the results of both the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases, as well as the ensuing debate over policing and American race relations, I noticed that the commentary from my friends in Canada has seemed to come from a position of looking at it as an example, in stark relief, of the way in which the United States is a fundamentally worse society that Canada. When I mentioned my upbringing in New York, an acquaintance asked if I found my time growing up in America to be more racist than Canada, in a weirdly sympathetic and off-putting way, as if to affirm that already-held conception for herself. It’s not that the Canadian perspective here is completely unearned; Canada, after all, was the ‘promised land’ for many who journeyed here on the Underground Railroad, and black communities in Ontario and the Maritime provinces can be directly traced to descendants of those who escaped enslavement. That much is true and worthy of acknowledgement.
Rather, what has stirred me about that point of view is twofold; a Canadian view of America that is only slightly less ignorant of American society than Americans are of Canada, and an unwillingness to acknowledge that Canada does not have un-soiled hands when it comes to race and racial prejudice.

On the racial question, this need to view racism as an evil mostly attributable to America elides the ways in which Canada’s history contains the same evils. The easiest element to draw from is Canada’s treatment of First Nations populations, from residential schools to present-day criminal justice disparities that are a mirror image of The New Jim Crow. However, the presence of racism in Canada goes even deeper than that. If we want to make it as fair a comparison as possible, we can track back to the response in Canada to the Brown and Garner cases. One of the biggest Canadian media angles to emerge from that wave of stories was the fact that the organizers of an Ottawa rally protesting the grand jury decision in the Brown case asked whites to not be in the foreground of the protests. This story, picked up by the Canadian Press and the Globe and Mail, was approximately the extent of the original contribution here. Aside from a lukewarm Globe editorial, there’s been little mainstream coverage of the intersection of police and race in Canada. For example, the Toronto Police’s  carding policy—a program of stopping and questioning young men that bears an uncanny resemblance to the NYPD’s “Stop and Frisk” policy, since ruled unconstitutional in a U.S. federal court, has been comparatively invisible in both the city’s politics and in any broader discussion here. The policy has recently been “suspended” but questions remain as to real efforts at underlying reform of such stops.  The eagerness to spotlight the real American injustices revealed by both cases has not been followed by commensurate self-examination.

None of this should be taken as a condemnation of Canada, a country I have enjoyed in my time here. Rather, my point is that in my experience, the nature of Canada’s view of America, on issues both racial and otherwise, is skewed by the need of Canadians to define themselves—usually positively—against Americans. While unavoidable, this phenomenon has led Canadians to under-examine their own issues with race relations.

Abraham Moussako was the opinion editor of the McGill Tribune in 2013-14 and Fall 2014. He can be reached at [email protected], or @AMoussako on twitter.  

a, McGill, News

Traditional Territory Acknowledgment policy in the works for McGill

The McGill Senate’s Subcommittee for Equity of First Peoples is currently writing a version of the Traditional Territory Acknowledgement policy that will eventually be presented to Senate. (more…)

a, McGill, News

Subcommittee on Persons with Disabilities promotes universal design for classrooms and residences

The Office for Students with Disabilities (OSD) and the Senate Subcommittee on Persons with Disabilities are joining efforts to promote wider accessibility on the McGill campus, pushing for universal design as well as more education around the topics of mental health and impacts of stereotypes.

Arts Senator and member of the Subcommittee on Persons with Disabilities Kareem Ibrahim spoke on the need for universal design, which would conceptualize accessible structures from the onset of planning. This could allow people with disabilities to have the same experience as anyone else in terms of obtaining resources and services.

“Whether it’s accommodating students with different learning styles, learning disabilities, or physical disabilities—it’s making it so that the spaces in which we live and work and the services that we provide are accessible to everyone without students having to request additional accommodation,” Ibrahim said.

Although there is little disagreement over the merit of universal design, Ibrahim explained that budget constraints are an obstacle that the subcommittee is working to overcome.

“I’ll be spearheading an application to the Sustainability Projects Fund in order to bring universal design elements into the classroom,” he said. “We want to show the administration that this isn’t just a fruitless endeavour; it has a lot of worth to students.”

The OSD is also collaborating with Student Housing and Hospitality Services (SHHS) on an ongoing project to identify accessibility barriers in McGill residences. Cameron Butler, a recent McGill graduate, and Xindi Li,  U3 Arts student, developed an audit template through which they assessed the McGill residences, interviewed SHHS staff, and consulted student focus groups.

“We ended up breaking the project down into three main areas: The first being the physical buildings themselves, the second being the programming and events that happen in rez, and the third being communication.” Butler said.

Their findings revealed limitations to both physical and mental accessibility in all three areas of the audit. According to Butler, insufficient colour contrast between walls and floors, unclear signage, a shortage in accessible washrooms, and inaccessible entryways were the major issues that posed problems for navigating the physical spaces of residences.

Regarding programming and events such as Rez Fest, Butler mentioned another set of challenges.

“[Barriers] to Rez Fest [include] its placement at the top of the hill, its loud, active nature, and its requirement of lots of physical activity and an outgoing personality,” Butler said. “Students in the focus group voiced that it was difficult to participate when they were experiencing social anxiety.”

Butler then offered some recommendations to make Rez Fest a more inclusive activity.

“Events should be more balanced to allow better accessibility—if there’s a major drinking event one night, there should be a quieter event that follows,” he said.

As for interactions between students and staff, one concern was a lack of comfort around language that describes disabilities.

“[It] was clear that there’s a strong desire to be furthering initiatives around disability, but there was hesitancy when it came to finding the right words.” Butler explained. “There would be a pause between saying ‘disabled student’ or ‘student with disabilities’ and not knowing which one to use or why.”

In the upcoming months, this project will be handed over to a working group, which will be briefed on Butler and Li’s findings and seek to begin implementing changes. Butler acknowledged that although several successes have been achieved regarding accessibility—such as Mental Health Awareness Week and the creation of an online Accessibility Hub—long-term developments require time.

“The plan is to formally start the working group, meet with them and go through report, flesh out the recommendations, and build a finalized plan for how they will be institutionalized within SHHS,” Butler said. “We want to make sure that once our work finishes in April, all our momentum will be carried forward.”

a, Student Life

Crossword: Holiday edition

Across

1. Eve’s companion

5. Klaus Teuber’s board game

10. Light in colour

11. Make amends

12. Response to a criminal charge

13. Slang for mother and father

14. Nun

16. A collection of objects

17. Narrow opening

19. America’s health agency

22. Phobia

24. Crazy Eights, sort of

25. Dispense liquid

28. Offspring

32. Supportive undergarment

33. Kate Winslet in Titanic

34. 5h30m ahead of UTC

35. Anthropod’s paired appendages

Down

1. Found on mobile devices

2. Artist of “The Persistence of Memory”

3. Malted barley beverages

4. Butcher’s inventory

5. Stephen King novel

6. Dined

7. A lot

8. A forced bet

9. Home of avian creatures

15. Film starring Will Ferrell

18. Type of dance

19. Young animal

20. Genetic instructions

21. Snake or beer

23. Bird or sidekick

26. Bear, in Latin

27. On a scale of one to 10

29. Charged molecule

30. 5h00m behind UTC

31. To perceive

World

This fierce blizzard has made February Boston’s snowiest month ever

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