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a, Science & Technology

Will it ever end?

Nothing about this winter has seemed particularly remarkable. There were no freak snowstorms, no -30 degrees Celsius days—yet, dejection towards the weather remains pervasive throughout campus. By February, checking the weather forecast simply becomes a measure of insanity: Why check when you know that it will produce a nearly identical forecast as the day before?

“I think the primary contributor to the misery this year is persistence,” explained Chair of McGill’s Department of Atmospheric and Oceanic Sciences, professor John Gyakum.

Instead of the news-catching days of extreme temperatures, streaks of cold patterns have made this winter one for the books.

“During the months of January and February, we had a sum total of [only] three days in which the temperatures got as high as zero degrees Celsius or above,” Gyakum said. “Three days, out of 59 days. That has not happened since records were beginning to be taken.”

The overwhelming pattern of cold days spurred an investigation of the winter’s temperature variations. Standard deviation—a measure used to quantify the distribution of data points—can be applied to understand the temperature variability of this past season. For January and February, the standard deviation of temperature values was only 4.1 degrees Celsius, compared to previous wintertime standard deviations averaging in the double digits—indicating past years have had more variation in temperature.

“We have times where we’re stuck in a warm pattern and we have a ton of warm days, and then the next winter, we have a cold pattern where we’re stuck with a lot of cold days,” explained McGill Atmospheric and Oceanic Sciences associate professor Eyad Atallah. “Previously, we would expect that pattern to oscillate. But the last few winters […] have generally been exhibiting this characteristic where we have more persistent weather regimes.” 

Despite Montreal horror stories—including ones of temperatures reaching -30 degrees Celsius—record-breaking low temperatures have not been recorded since 1994. Historically, Montreal’s winter climate has been characterized by variability and sunshine. But lately, the weather, or flow, patterns have been noticeably stagnant.

“Overall, the flow pattern is slowing down,” Atallah said. “The speed of the pattern is essentially driven by the difference in temperature difference between the equator and the poles. Now, since the polar regions are warming more quickly than the tropical regions, the difference is actually decreasing over time.”

With anthropocentric climate change, many weather processes are being altered due to increased global temperatures. Though it might be hard to believe in the midst of winter, global temperatures are causing a rapid breakup of Arctic sea ice.

“The quality of [Arctic] ice is substantially diminished since it’s less thick, [leading to] openings in the ice to allow heat to be transported from the ocean into the atmosphere,” explained Gyakum.

The melting sea ice sets up a positive feedback loop mechanism: More sea ice lost means more heat transported into the atmosphere, which means more sea ice lost—a dangerous cycle. In other words, the Arctic basin is warming much more quickly than other areas of the world, a phenomenon known as Arctic amplification. Because we’re observing increased temperatures at the poles, the temperature difference between the Arctic and tropical waters is decreasing.

The decrease in extreme global temperature variation is having a dramatic effect on previously well-established weather patterns. With the Arctic warmer than it has ever been, it is no longer always the coldest region in the winter, shifting global wind patterns.

“Three or four decades ago, much of the source region for our bitterly cold air masses that were responsible for getting us well below [-30 degrees Celsius] were initiated in Siberia,” explained Gyakum.

So then why are we not experiencing a warmer winter if we’re receiving warmer Siberian winds? This is due to a ridge of high pressure that is redirecting winds north over Alaska.

“Our winds are persistently directed at us [this winter] from the northwest instead of from the west, and it’s colder because it’s coming from a region of the globe that is ice-locked and has had very little solar radiation this winter,” explained Atallah.

The ridge of high pressure developing over the West Coast of North America began as a consequence of unusual ocean temperatures.

“The pattern we have in the Pacific right now is very reminiscent of something that’s called a Pacific decadal oscillation,” Atallah said.

The Pacific decadal oscillation is a natural phenomenon that has occurred in the past causing the water to be warmer than normal from Mexico to Alaska, and colder than normal in the centre of the Pacific through to Japan. With the oscillation swinging toward its positive side, there has been an increased frequency of warm and dry weather along the West Coast of North America.

“The Pacific decadal oscillation is something we have observed in the past and has a natural oscillation,” Atallah said. “Now you combine that with an increased frequency for the patterns to slow down and for things to be more persistent, and then you have this sort of synergistic feedback between anthropocentric global warming and these natural patterns.”

It’s impossible to derive a single origin or reason for particular weather events. It will always be a complicated marriage of natural phenomena, but with the introduction of the human element in atmospheric manipulation, predictions become even more complicated. Atmospheric scientists use ensemble climate models to make predictions on cold weather patterns.

“The pattern that we’re in right now looks like it will be more common in the next 50 to 100 years,” Atallah said.

Predicting the same high and low temperatures during a specific weather pattern is easy—it’s predicting the beginning and end that is difficult. 

What will this new pattern of persistent temperature regimes mean for our day-to-day lives?

“The problem with having persistent patterns [is] if you’re in persistent wet patterns, you’re dealing with floods; if you’re in a persistent dry pattern, you’re dealing with droughts; so the variation [not offered in persistent weather regimes] is key,” Atallah said.

Extreme weather events are more likely when variation is not in the forecast. Without changes in the weather, ecosystems are quickly thrown out of balance as dry spells become longer, and wet seasons turn into floods.

 “What [this] means is that the chance of being in a flood or a drought is going to increase, and neither of those things are good,” explained Atallah. 

At this point, we have very little control over the short-term weather, but it looks like we should expect more boring persistent winters to come. Consider us lucky, suggest Atallah and Gyakum: The damage of this winter was mostly on our psyche; but for other parts of the world, economically damaging weather patterns are likely in their future. 

a, Student Life, Student of the Week

Student of the Week: Andrea Boza

Andrea Boza, a U2 double Economics and Psychology major, is interested in international development. Boza elaborated on her desire to study human economics and its influence on society.

“This type of research in human economics is something I [want] to further study,” Boza said. “I would love to help people by producing environments that lead to motivation, more engagement, and the belief that you can change […] For example, I was quite intrigued by a recent study [that showed that by] placing the fruits in a cafeteria a tiny bit higher, the consumption of the apple is improved by 30 per cent.”

Boza was recently enlightened by R.H. Thaler and C. R. Sustein’s book Nudge: Improving decisions about health, wealth and happiness, which focuses upon psychology and behavioural economics, two fields that Boza is highly interested in and would like to pursue in her future career.

“There are so many things in our daily life that we go about doing but don’t stop to think about,” she said. “This book really sheds light on how we are influenced by libertarian paternalism and choice architects without our awareness.”

Boza’s desire to improve the living conditions of communities in Latin America has inspired her to start a case competition and conference, the SLASummit.

“I’m one of the co-chair and co-founder of the SLASummit, a social entrepreneurship conference and case competition,” Boza said. “We want to give students the opportunity to implement sustainable, development projects in Latin America communities while raising awareness.”

The SLASummit is unique amongst other case competitions since it results in the real implementation of a project.

“We wanted to bring about a different model of case competition that was much more tangible,” Boza said. “Thus, we are bringing hundreds of students from Harvard, MIT, UPenn, McGill, and others, and will give them three very specific studies on communities in Mexico, Peru, and Ecuador. They will then have to come up with a project, compete in a case competition,  and the winner is allocated $5,000 to make the project happen.”

Boza is an open-minded individual who is not afraid to stand up for her own opinions. Whereas most of her friends and family back home in Barcelona want bCatalonia’s independence from Spain, Boza deviates in her position.

“It’s tough because everyone back home is constantly trying to make me change my views and join the separatist movement, and I understand where they are coming from,” Boza said. “I think the problem is that the issue is very much tied to the whole idea of language. Culture’s impact on identity [is] making people take the issue very personally. Furthermore, in the past, the government has been very obstinate and hasn’t listened to these voices, which has simply fuelled the movement along.”

Boza explained how her living in Quebec has influenced her opinions.

“Coming to Quebec and seeing how the issue is being dealt with here has led me to take a different perspective, and I believe that Spain and Catalonia can still benefit from their union,” she said.

Boza wants to use her knowledge in human economics and interest in international development to look for sustainable ways for individuals to pursue engagement and innovation within communities.

“I would like to find effective ways to help people by producing environments that lead to motivation and more engagement,” she said. “I find the beauty of the summit and case competition lies in the little restriction the participants have, since I believe fewer limits promotes creativity.” 

 

McGill Tribune: What is the best Place on earth?

Andrea Boza: La Costa Brava, a rocky coast. 

MT: What is your favourite food?

AB: Chocolate

 

MT: Which TV series would you like to star in?

AB: Friends

 

MT: Do you have any hidden talents?

AB: I’m a really good multi-tasker.

a, Arts & Entertainment

Album Review: Joel Plaskett – Joel Plaskett & The Park Avenue Sobriety Test

In “Lightning Bolt,” the opening track from his previous album, Scrappy Happiness (2012), Joel Plaskett  sings, “This is our only chance/ For some happenstance.” Now, on the verge of turning 40, the Nova Scotian rock veteran has decided to keep the temporal meditations coming on his latest album, Joel Plaskett & The Park Avenue Sobriety Test

With the lyrics “Pressure’s on/ Pressure’s on” in the first soft-toned track “Illegitimate Blues,” Plaskett introduces and contextualizes this major album theme. The following track “On a Dime” abruptly breaks the sombre mood created by the opener with the nostalgia-evoking lyrics and the the inclusion of a fiddle, and the upbeat rock tone continues with “Alright/OK.” Halfway through the album, the listeners get to dive into softer acoustics with tracks like “When I Close My Eyes” and the wonderful “Captains of Industry.” However, the inconsistent shifting between genres can be confusing for first-time listeners, as it is difficult to comprehend Plaskett’s style.  

The album’s strength lies in its lyrics. By paying close attention to them, the album begins to take shape and Plaskett’s overarching themes give it some unity. Overall though, it makes for fairly easy listening and would be a good accompaniment for a relaxed drive along the highway on a beautiful, sunny day.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
a, Arts & Entertainment, Film and TV

Iran gets spaghetti westernized in latest film

Director Ana Lily Amirpour is billing A Girl Walks Home at Night Alone as Iran’s first vampire spaghetti western, as though vampire spaghetti western is a popular genre in Hollywood. While entirely in Farsi and featuring an Iranian cast, the film was shot in southern California, which barely passes for Iran. The film is more than just a blend of western and horror though; it has all the superhero vigilantism of The Dark Knight (2008)—without all the explosions. Whenever a film looks at the awkwardness of human-vampire romance, it’s impossible not to think of Twilight (2008), but it is the hauntingly beautiful images and intricate sensory details that make this film a truly unique viewing experience. 

The film opens on Arash (Arash Marandi) looking like James Dean in dark sunglassess and a tight white t-shirt as he smokes a cigarette and leans against a dilapidated wall. He then hops around the wall and produces a fluffy cat, which he cuddles as he walks away. Any sense that we’re dealing with a hard-boiled tough guy has evaporated, and for much of the film, his too-cool look is an ironic contrast to his innocent and timid disposition. He is a boy just trying to get by. He struggles to take care of his heroin addicted father and pay his father’s debts to the drug dealer. Yet despite his lonely, hopeless existence, he works hard to afford himself a sole luxury: His pristine 1950s automobile.

Then enters the stranger to the ghost town. Instead of riding in on a horse, the anonymous Girl (Sheila Vand) patrols the nighttime streets of Bad City on a skateboard, her chador flying behind her like a superhero cape. To select her prey, she shadows and sometimes interrogates those who wander alone at night—and then she becomes a ‘moral authority.’ Those who are criminals get eaten, yet she is not entirely just in her killings. At one point, she snaps the neck of a homeless man, who appears innocent. 

Despite the barren mood and sense of hopelessness that permeates the film, Amirpour also brings a subtle, ironic sense of humour. When Arash meets the Girl on his way back from a costume party, he is dressed as Dracula and struggling to speak through his phony plastic fangs. In the intimate scene that follows, they embrace, and Arash’s costume no longer seems to be a disguise, but rather a point of similarity for himself and the Girl. 

The true power of the film comes from the focus on the auditory and visual details that make the realistic equally as disturbing as the horrific.The hiss of heroin boiling in a bent spoon manages to be just as chilling as the the crunch of a finger between the girl’s fangs. The camera indulges and lingers on the tragic, beautiful images of Bad City. The shots of oil drills moving in a robotic back and forth rhythm and a mangy dog limping through the desert show the truth of Bad City—it is isolated and hostile to love and hope. 

There is not a whole lot of dialogue in the film, so Amirpour relies on images to tell the story, and she does so exquisitely. In the long take of Arash and the Girl moving in slow motion through her apartment, not much happens physically; he gets up from the bed and rests his head on hers. This simple movement is laced with suspense and meaning. Each of Arash and the Girl’s tiny movements enthralls us, as the soundtrack repeats over and over, “This fear’s got a hold on me”—another humorous nod to the Girl’s vampire existence. Here are two people alone and unloved with no one watching out for them. They have made mistakes yet they struggle for justice. And despite the incompatibility of an anonymous vampire and a naive youth, they find a connection.  

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night will be shown at Cinema du Parc (3575 Parc) until Thursday, March 19 at 9:15 p.m. Student admission is $10.

a, Recipes, Student Life

Making the Simple Exquisite: How to make tomato sauce

A key accessory to making many great meals is a simple and easy tomato sauce. While many resort to buying canned sauce, a homemade tomato sauce is not only cheaper, but can also be adapted to specific tastes and built upon to make classic dishes. In the summer, try using fresh tomatoes that are in season instead of canned. You will need to buy a large amount of tomatoes (15-20). Recipe makes around 8 cups of sauce.

Ingredients:

1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil

2 cans diced tomatoes

2 cans San Marzano tomatoes (substitution – 2 cans of whole plum tomatoes)

1 onion (diced)

½ head of garlic (minced)

1 tube tomato paste 

Seasoning to taste: Salt, pepper, oregano, parsley, red pepper flakes, 1 bay leaf

In the summer, try using fresh tomatoes that are in season instead of canned. You will need to buy a large amount of tomatoes (15-20).

Steps:

1: Place a large pot over medium heat.

2: Heat olive oil and add onions, garlic, and seasonings. 

3: Cook until onions are translucent.

4: Add tomato paste to onions and cook for approximately 5 min.

5: Add cans of tomatoes or fresh tomatoes (chopped and cored).

6: Bring sauce to a boil over medium heat and then reduce to low.

7: Allow sauce to simmer for at least half an hour, making sure to stir every 15 minutes. 

a, Martlets, Men's Varsity, Sports

Sitting down with McGill Athletics and Recreation’s Director Drew Love

With nearly 20 years of experience as an athletics director, Drew Love, McGill Athletics and Recreation’s current executive director, is the epitome of a CIS lifer. Love will be stepping down from his position at the end of this year, closing an immensely successful and impactful chapter of his life in order to focus on family and move towards retirement.

“I knew I’d be going back to Ottawa at some point, it just seemed like this was the opportunity to do it now,” Love explained. “After 19 years, as well, I recognized maybe that it was time for me to move on and let other people lead the ship, and I’ll look back with fond memories.”

Love, an Ottawa native, spent 26 years at Carleton as a student-athlete, master’s student, and director of recreation and athletics. When he did make the move to McGill, Love realized that it was important for him to step outside of his comfort zone in order to grow professionally and personally.

“I looked at my career and really decided that I loved the job of being an athletics director, but I really wanted the opportunity to broaden it out,” Love said. “I didn’t want to retire and have my last job be at Carleton. That’s advice I would give to anyone: To not start and end their career in the same place [….] I really felt like when I had left Carleton I had done everything I could do at Carleton at the time, and I was looking for another challenge and another opportunity.”

When Love came to McGill, he inherited an athletics program that had strong alumni support, great facilities, and positive brand recognition, but lacked a degree of competitiveness and quality in the varsity programs.

“I saw a solid foundation here, but one of the things that I [tried] to do when I came to McGill was to put the varsity programs back in the forefront of peoples’ minds,” Love said.

When Love came to McGill, he inherited an athletics program that had strong alumni support, great facilities, and positive brand recognition, but lacked a degree of competitiveness and quality in the varsity programs.

During his tenure, McGill’s varsity programs have taken enormous strides—McGill teams have hoisted a bevy of league titles and multiple national championships, and nearly all CIS teams have qualified for CIS National Championships. Love highlighted the importance of the coaches and student-athletes in these successes.

“I believe very strongly that to be successful, it starts with great coaching, good recruiting, and great student-athletes,” Love said. “[By] giving the coaches that we had both administrative support and financial support, [we gave] them the opportunity to be successful. They didn’t in any way let us down.”

Over the course of his long career, Love has seen the landscape of university sports shift drastically. Within the past decade, the role of the student-athlete within the sporting world has changed thanks to the increasing corporatization of university athletics. It has undoubtedly impacted universities and increased their emphasis on athletics as a barometer of success. McGill Athletics has been forced to adapt to these broad trends.

“There is the incredibly challenging situation we have in some of our higher profile sports to be competitive […] and how we can hold that in perspective with the student athlete,” Love explained. “We have to maintain the student and student-athlete, and that’s going to be a challenge with some of the schools that are investing heavily in sports and therefore are measuring success by wins and losses, and not necessarily by the number of students that graduate.”

Looking back on his career, Love acknowledged that there have been a multitude of difficult decisions to make that have had immense impacts on varsity programs, coaching personnel, and student-athletes’ lives. Despite the difficulty at the time and the benefit of hindsight, he said that he wouldn’t have done things differently.

“I’ve been okay with those decisions and I recognize that I made what I felt to be the right decision at the time,” Love explained. “What I’m very thankful for is that I’m leaving and I really had a lot of fun, met a lot of great people, and am looking forward to moving on and letting someone take up the torch.”

a, Science & Technology

Hi, Robot: How smart are our gadgets?

 

Over the last 50 years, gadgets have evolved into faster, smaller, cheaper, and more accessible tools, becoming indispensable in our day-to-day lives. As technology’s role in our lives grows, so does the demand for more intelligent design. Shopping sites now predict customers’ preferences; cell phones can pay for coffee automatically; even thermostats can learn to predict when their owners will want the house a few degrees cooler.

But how does technology ‘learn’? And how intelligent are the technologies we have? 

While intelligence is already difficult to define in humans—let alone machines—mathematician Alan Turing proposed a definition to measure the artificial intelligence (AI) of a machine that still holds true today. AI, he said, is the ability of a computer to trick a human into thinking that it is another human. 

“[Turing was] trying to avoid all of these philosophical questions about ‘What does it mean to be self-aware,’ ‘What does it mean to be creative,’ said Jonathan Tremblay, a PhD candidate at McGill whose research explores AI in computer games. “Instead, AI is about building something that makes you believe it’s intelligent,” 

When asked to define AI, professor Gregory Dudek, director of the McGill School of Computer Science, gave a similar answer.

“What is AI? It’s hard to say, but I think of it as the replication of skills that humans have […] in machines,” Dudek said. “[AI research is] trying to replicate our ability to be creative, to solve problems, to think about things, to innovate; and so to fully define AI, we have to define intelligence. These are really slippery concepts, but they’re related to problem solving, adaptation, novelty, and creativity.”

A field of computer science called machine learning focuses on the adaptation aspect of artificial intelligence. 

“You want to figure out how an artificial agent can learn from interacting with its environment, a little bit like how animals learn by interacting with their environment,” described professor Doina Precup, a computer scientist at McGill’s Reasoning and Learning Lab. “The idea is that if you want an animal to do a certain thing, you give it positive rewards if it does it correctly and negative rewards if it doesn’t. We do very similar things with computer programs.”

It’s easy to start sliding down the slippery semantic slope of anthropomorphizing when talking about machine learning, but AI research is far from building sentient robots. While great strides have been made in machine learning, most machine learning algorithms are limited to specific tasks. A program that learns to play chess, for example, won’t be able to transfer that knowledge to checkers. DeepMind, a project now owned by Google, was able to master a number of old video games but couldn’t apply what it learned from one game to another. 

Recognizing abstract concepts comes naturally to humans, but computers have a much harder time with it, which makes designing programs that can apply what they know from one problem to another a difficult task. 

This gap in reasoning has major implications for the roles that machines can fill. The real world, after all, is full of abstract concepts and general problems. A device’s ability to operate in the real world is also dependent on its ability to interpret instructions from people, which influences how well it can be integrated into everyday life.

The difficulty in producing a machine that can perform a broad range of tasks means that the world is populated by many different devices, each performing one task and using AI principles to “learn” how to interact with people in that specific way.

These applications have immense potential to improve the quality of people’s lives and have been made evident in the field of medical diagnostics. Computers have the ability to analyze huge amounts of data that enable them to examine the results of diagnostic tests such as MRIs or CAT scans to search for signs of disease. 

Precup’s research explores methods of incorporating AI into medical sensors and imaging systems.

“A lot of the stuff I work on is at the interface with recording devices,” Precup explained. “So for example, you have a patient that’s hooked up to measurements of respiratory frequency and cardiac signals. Then you may want to look at that data and have a learning algorithm that predicts whether the patient will get in trouble or not so that an alert can be put out to the doctor. I’m also interested in medical imaging, so looking at images of brain volumes in patients who have multiple sclerosis. They use artificial intelligence and machine learning in order to pinpoint the areas of the brain where the problems are to measure how bad the problem is.”

Despite this progress, the application of AI to health care is by no means intended to replace doctors any time soon. 

“[These] programs complement the work that doctors are doing,” Precup said.

A more visible—and for many students, more familiar—domain where AI has been applied is in the world of video games. Although people usually think of computers as taking on an adversarial role in games, Tremblay’s research looks into seeing how AI can enrich players’ experiences within a game. Essentially, he is trying to design companion characters in video games that act as if real people were controlling them. 

“What you’re trying to achieve is this autonomous AI that is playing with the player, and [the player] believes that they’re interacting with another human,” Tremblay said. “So this becomes a harder domain of trying to understand where things are, and what [the character] should be doing, and what the player wants to do.”

Even devices not traditionally considered to be smart are being affected by developments in machine learning. Google’s self-driving cars would have been unthinkable 20 years ago. Thermostats, watches, and smoke detectors can now connect to the internet, creating an “internet of things” that enables communication between devices—just like the web enables communication between people. 

“The internet of things is all about having things that adapt,” Dudek said. “Having a thermostat that is on the internet, but doesn’t learn, doesn’t adapt, is kind of pointless.”

“Full artificial intelligence” is still a long ways off, but such concerns affect how we incorporate AI into our lives in the short term. 

“Humans’ willingness to trust automated systems and to use them and act with them is perhaps the lynch pin that is the most important determinant in the next 10 years of how much robotics we see in the world,” Dudek said.

Even with technical and publicity challenges, the trend of increasingly connected and adaptable technology doesn’t appear to be going away any time soon. 

“Predicting the future is canonically hard, but I think it’s fair to say that I can imagine a world where most of the things are smart to some extent,” Dudek said. “And so all of a sudden the whole world will become responsive to what we want and how we want to act. Now, how does that play out as a society? That I can’t say, but I think it will be a very exciting time.”

a, Martlets, Sports

Hockey: Martlets fall 5-0 to Mustangs in CIS Finals

 

 

McGill Martlets
0

 

 

 

 

Western Mustangs
5

 

 

Despite being the No. 1 seed in the National Championships and the defending champions, McGill was unable to successfully repeat, falling flat in a 5-0 blowout to the Western Mustangs and settling for silver. It marked the Martlets’ eighth trip to the gold medal match. The squad defeated the St. Francis Xavier University X-Women 1-0 on Saturday night to advance to the final behind a lone goal from junior forward Gabrielle Davidson with less than a minute remaining in the contest. Against Western, McGill could not maintain the momentum from mits semifinal victory despite outshooting their opponents 38-15.

The Martlets had outshot the X-Women 51-12 but couldn’t find the breakthrough goal until a power play with only 49 seconds left in the final period. Centre Melodie Daoust gained possession of the puck along the right side of the boards, firing a pass into the middle of the rink and towards the net. After some bouncing around and a rebounded shot, Pointe Claire, Quebec native Davidson slammed in the winning goal.

“To get that goal with seconds to go was obviously huge,” said McGill Head Coach Peter Smith.

“We [believed] in ourselves, just kept going and we knew that it was going to come eventually, that we were going to get a goal, one way or the other,” Davidson said.

This marked Davidson’s 31st goal in 38 games this season, tying her for the team lead along with her linemate, forward Leslie Oles. The strongest performance from the St. Francis Xavier squad came from goaltender Sojung Shin, who recorded 36 saves and kept the X-Women in the game until the very end. On the McGill side, Martlet goaltender Taylor Hough of Toronto earned her first career shutout in 52 games played at McGill.

In Sunday’s final, the Martlets continued their blistering pressure on offence but once again failed to convert chances into goals. Things quickly fell apart at the other end of the rink. The Mustangs frustrated the Martlets’ offence and answered hard on the counterattack, finishing the game 5-0. McGill allowed the five goals on just 15 shots, including two power play goals. Hough’s performance was far from that of her semifinal shutout and was pulled five minutes into the second period after allowing three goals on just seven shots.

Hough’s counterpart, Western goaltender and tournament MVP Kelly Campbell, had the tournament of her life, allowing only one goal on the 94 total shots she faced in the tournament, including games against the two best offences from McGill and the Montréal Carabins.

Despite the obvious disappointment that comes with a silver medal, the Martlets still had a successful season—they won the RSEQ Championship and had multiple players placed on All-RSEQ and All-Canadian squads. However, given the level that Smith holds his program to, expect the Martlets to be in the title chase once again next year as this is a program that doesn’t rebuild–it reloads.

a, Arts & Entertainment, Film and TV

Pop rhetoric: #sixseasonsandamovie: Community’s self-fulfilling prophecy

Depending on how you look at it, the fact that Community will premiere its sixth season on Yahoo! Screen today is either an astonishing achievement or a preordained inevitability. On one hand, the unconventional sitcom has been fighting off (and eventually succumbed to) cancellation since 2011. Yet, while Community may not have developed the type of fan base that could prolong its run as a primetime comedy on a major network, it’s thriving in the most appropriate way possible—and on the verge of fulfilling an unlikely milestone that it unintentionally created.

The origins of this go back to Season Two’s “Paradigms of Human Memory.” During the episode, the community college study group that the show is centred on—known as the ‘Greendale Seven’—is reflecting on the more tumultuous moments from their second year together. There’s a flashback where Abed (Danny Pudi), the poster boy for the show’s frequent pop-culture commentary and meta-humour, is dressed up as the main character from NBC’s short-lived superhero drama, The Cape. After Abed sneaks up on Jeff (Joel McHale) in the school’s cafeteria and sweeps away his lunch tray with a black cape, Jeff angrily yells, “That show’s gonna last three weeks!”—to which Abed responds, “Six seasons and a movie!”

It was a typical Abed joke that didn’t have much significance at the time—other than Community taking a shot at a show from its own network or that it tried to hint at there being some kind of important benchmark for TV longevity. But over the following months, it came to completely define Community’s outspoken, cult-like fan base. In the fall of 2011 when season 3 was airing to unsatisfactory ratings, NBC indefinitely suspended the show’s run to make room for 30 Rock. With Community’s fate suddenly up in the air after a successful first two seasons, fans gave Abed’s joke a social media spin and thus, #sixseasonsandamovie was born. The hashtag took off, and by embodying the show’s playful self-awareness, provided the perfect rallying cry for the Community faithful—even the actors got on board, using it on their personal Twitter accounts.  

All seemed to be well after the show returned in 2012 and finished off the third season strongly, but in an even more startling move that summer, it fired creator Dan Harmon and #sixseasonsandamovie returned. NBC did decide to go ahead with season 4, but once again delayed it until the next winter after promising an October 19 premiere—which brought back the familiar hashtag and prompted fans to ironically Tweet things like “Community’s almost back! #October19” in the buildup to its actual February 7 premiere.

Without Harmon, the heart and soul of Community’s humour, season 4 was largely a disappointment—and has since been dubbed the ‘gas leak’ year both in and outside the show—but the dream of #sixseasonsandamovie never wavered. NBC wisely brought Harmon back for a fifth season, which was well-received despite losing prominent cast members Chevy Chase and Donald Glover. Again, all seemed to be well, until of course NBC finally pulled the plug it had been fiddling with for three years and cancelled Community for good.

After all that Community had been through with NBC, it only seems fitting that it reaches the promised land of a sixth season with Yahoo! Screen; it should be a perfect marriage between a streaming service that has never had such a high-profile show before and a series whose niche was always with the type of viewers who are far more likely to download new episodes than watch them the traditional way.

While some could argue this to be a weakness, it’s a greater indication of Community’s rare strengths. The reality is that most TV shows fizzle out after a few seasons, and when they do, their fans have usually already moved on to the next big thing. Community fans might not go out of their way to spike NBC’s ratings, but they will embody the show’s quirky aesthetic on social media and back it aggressively until they die. By creating a universe that functions as a zany critique of reality, that zaniness rubbed off on its fans enough to allow something like #sixseasonsandamovie to inspire real hope. 

We’ll have to wait and see if a Community movie materializes, but given the way things have played out so far, it’s hard to bet against it happening. If it does though, it’ll be the show’s best piece of meta-commentary yet.

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Deep Cuts: Creepy Love Songs

Run For Your Life

Artist: The Beatles

Album: Rubber Soul

Year:  December 3, 1965

When a song begins with “I’d rather see you dead little girl/ Than to see you with another man,” it’s off to a rocky start. Backed by surprisingly upbeat accompaniment, John Lennon spouts harrowing paranoia in the most polite way possible. The last track on the classic Rubber Soul track fits into the rest of the album like a bull in a china shop. So much for peace and love. 

Intruder

Artist: Peter Gabriel

Album: Peter Gabriel

Year: May 23, 1980

While perhaps not a straightforward love song, “Intruder” is included for just being really, really unsettling. Droning through a funeral dirge, Gabriel makes no attempt to hide how creepy his protagonist’s psychotic fantasies are. Choice lyrics include “I know something about opening windows and doors” and “I like the touch and the smell of all the pretty dresses you wear” (shudder). Really makes you examine the jukebox scene from Say Anything (1989) in a different light. 

Every Breath You Take

Artist: The Police

Album: Synchronicity

Released: May 20, 1983

This infamous ballad is told through the eyes of an obsessive stalker. Despite this hiccup, it remains popular as a first dance for newlyweds who maybe should have taken the lyric “You belong to me” as a bad sign. The song remains just as unsettling three decades later, although this might be more due to grotesque overplay than subject matter. 

All I Need

Artist: Radiohead

Album: In Rainbows

Year: October 10, 2007

The creepy loner in Radiohead’s “All I Need” is almost pitiful. Describing his protagonist as “an animal trapped in your hot car,” “a moth who wants to share your light,” and “an insect trying to get out of the night,” Thom Yorke conveys the underrated pathos that echoes through Radiohead’s best work. Nevertheless, the protagonist is still “lying in the reeds,” encouraging you to never take anything Yorke says at face value. 

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