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Arts & Entertainment, Film and TV, Joke

You think you’re better than me, kid?

The McGill Tribune is excited to introduce guest columnist Gino Adamson, A&E editor Dylan’s recently retired uncle. His interests include going to the movies, being naked longer than comfortable in gym locker rooms, large khaki pants, hanging out at the barber shop, and hitting on young waitresses. Following a particularly inflammatory family dinner appearance, Gino signed up for an account with twitter.com. Though his Logan Paul op-ed was too explicit to publish, he’s here today to give us two cents on Call Me By Your Name superstar Timothée Chalamet.

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So I heard about this kid the other day. Real big-shot, “it boy”-type kid. Name’s “Timothée Chalamet.” For real, that’s his name. With the accent ‘eh-goo’ and everything. Sounds more like a bottle of vino than a man. Like some perfume my wife would wear or something. So anyways, I was on the Twitters, just scrolling the tweets, and I come across this flippy haired, dreamboaty little twerp. And all the girlies just love him. He’s Timberlake, he’s Patterson—or whatshisname—that vampire creep, he’s Eddy Norton, the girlies just can’t get enough of him. They tweet out their little heart eyes and the hashtag “baes”, it’s enough to make you hurl. So I get on the Google, I’m looking him up—turns out the kid’s in everything these days. I watch some interviews. Kid’s on Kimmel, he’s on Ellen, talking about some chick flicky Kiss Me By His Name or Tweety Bird. I wanna know—which one’s he playing, the tweety or the bird? And I haven’t said nothing about the gays, mind you. But the kid’s a pipsqueak, I’m not even kidding around. “Lil Timmy,” I call him. “Timmy Two-Pounds.” He’s wearing these all-white suits at these fancy award shows, give me a break. My five-year-old niece could whoop this kid’s ass. I tell you, if any daughter of mine ever brought this punk home for dinner, I’d have him out the door before you can say Al Pacino.

So anyways, and I’ll have my nephew put the YouTube in, I’m watching Toys ‘R Us Timmy on the Ellen DeGeneres TV show—I love her, by the way, very funny woman, which is something you don’t often see—and Timmy’s got the wavy hair coming down over his eyes, he’s wearing his little skinny pants, acting like a regular mooch. He’s all nervous and fidgety, but he has this way of speaking that makes you feel less nervous when you’re watching him talk. He’s joking around with his big buddy there, that Winkelvoss weirdo, they’re telling their funny stories from the movies. You can practically feel everyone in the room falling in love with the kid. There’s this one part—Ellen, God love her, plays this embarrassing clip of Tiny Timmy when he was a kid—and you see Timmy on the show rubbing his face in his hands and acting all shy, his hair’s falling all over his face, and I could just die. I mean. I could just. I could. He’s so beauti—. I could die because he’s such a pipsqueak. What am I saying? You think you’re better than me, kid? You think you’re some kind of Hollywood bigshot? Come around to my neighbourhood sometime punk, I’ll show you bigshot. Kids these days—I tell you—they have no respect. None.

Student Life

Four McGill friendships everyone is guilty of having

With over 40,000 students, McGill is a hub for social interaction, where every conversation between students has the potential to initiate a lifelong friendship. In addition to their ride or dies, all students have a couple of friends that they may not want to admit to having. To highlight these overlooked partnerships The McGill Tribune created a list of friendships that all students share.

The One With All The Lecture Notes (TOWATLN)

This reliable friend is one that everyone’s thankful to have. We all know that one person who miraculously always makes it to every 8:30 a.m. lecture and whose notes look like they could be something out of an Oxford textbook. In addition to being super cool, super nice, and maybe even super funny, this is the friend who will be there to guide you through your final exam. Have a Wednesday 8:30 a.m. conflicting with your Tuesday Café Campus plans? No worries, TOWATLN’s got you. Haven’t been doing the readings all semester long? TOWATLN has them in  a compact, two-page, bulleted document ready for you to look over. And when the murky tide of final exams rolls in and threatens to drown you whole, don’t forget to save TOWATLN a seat in McLennan for your last minute tutoring session.

The Forgotten Frosh Bestie (TFFB)

Remember the joyous days of Frosh when the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and everything smelled of new beginnings and beer? Specifically, remember that one friend you shared those days with, who, although you had only just met them, managed to see you at your best and definitely at your worst all in four days? We call this one TFFB because— chances are—even though you thought you two would be besties forever and live out your McGill career side by side, your paths diverged within two days of Frosh week ending. TFFB knows all your darkest secrets that you drunkenly confessed while they were holding back your hair after power hour, has seen you get wet and wild at Beach Day, and is always there to exchange an awkward ‘hey’ when you bump into each other at the Y-intersection.

The One You Know from High School (TOYKFHS)

While some students are lucky enough to have made it to McGill with a high school bestie, chances are most of us came to McGill with one or two acquaintances that we would have never described as anything more than just “classmates” back home. This is the pal you always knew existed but never spoke a word to in all four years of high school. Fast-forward to a few months after high school graduation, and here you are running into those same people—in a new school, new city—on the other side of the country or halfway across the world. And whether it’s been months or years since those high school days, you still find yourself forcing an awkward smile and wave as you run into them amid the confused crowd of students rushing in and out of Leacock 132. But don’t worry: You’re sure to have plenty of time for more painful small talk when you inevitably find them sitting next to you on your flight back home.

The One With The Cute Friend (TOWTCF)

Now although you love TOWTCF, you love how cute their friend is even more. Spending time with TOWTCF is always a blast—as long as they bring the cute friend along. Let’s be real, all you want is an excuse to get closer to their friend in hopes of a potential hookup or romance. We won’t call this friendship opportunist, but hey, it’s the survival of the fittest out here and you’re doing nothing but using your opportunities wisely.

Editorial, Opinion

Uncontested SSMU executive: Show students why you deserved their votes

The results of this year’s Students’ Society of McGill University (SSMU) executive elections are out. The short of it: Nearly every candidate on the ballot won, because nearly every candidate ran uncontested. For the presidency—the only contested position—Tre Mansdoerfer edged out Corinne Bulger by only 69 votes. Voter turnout was higher than previous years, at 32.8 per cent. Yet, for multiple candidates, more students abstained than voted “Yes.” If one counts abstentions as a candidate, “Abstain” actually came second for the presidency, with 38 more votes than Bulger.

The outcome of this election means two things for next year’s SSMU executive committee. First, the incoming executives have to prove they are worthy of being on the executive committee, despite running unopposed. They must demonstrate that they are the right people for the job, and, crucially, that they will be accountable to students. Second, this election shows, as usual, that SSMU and the McGill community have serious work to do when it comes to engaging students with their society.

That is not to say that next year’s executives are unqualified. Many seem more than cut out for their positions. However, right now, their most relevant qualification as a team is that they actually wanted to be SSMU executives. Now that they are SSMU executives, they must demonstrate everything else that they bring to the table, and rise to the challenge of being the responsive, accountable, and competent leaders that McGill students deserve.

This will be more challenging for some executives than others: Next year’s team has a wide range of levels of experience with SSMU, and The McGill Tribune has expressed serious concerns about at least one incoming executive’s qualifications. That only makes it more important that the president and vice-presidents-elect form a cohesive team. They should learn from the conflicts that have plagued this year’s executive, and work to support, not undermine each other.

Moreover, election by a voter turnout of just over 30 per cent—never mind the fact that all candidates received at least 30 per cent abstentions—doesn’t make for much of a democratic mandate. It is therefore essential that these executives make concerted and ongoing effort to hear out student voices, and put concrete, specific action into maintaining and improving the society’s accountability.

By showing students what a functioning society does for them, SSMU shows students why they should be engaged in their student union, and maybe even be involved.

SSMU must be functional and effective next year, for immediate pragmatic reasons, such as the building closure, but also for the society’s longer-term interests: Namely, re-engaging student engagement and involvement in SSMU. Between allegations of anti-Semitism at the Fall 2017 General Assembly and executives’ various internal conflicts throughout the year, student attitudes toward the society currently range from status-quo apathy to active resentment. The result is yet another election with a dearth of candidates and tepid voter engagement.

Incoming executives often cite the importance of renewing student interest in SSMU. And, while often failing to also provide workable solutions, they’re not wrong: SSMU can’t ignore the problem of student disengagement indefinitely. The society is, ultimately, run by students—if no students step up to the job, it can’t exist. However, student disinterest in SSMU isn’t inevitable, nor unsolvable. By showing students what a functioning society does for them, SSMU shows students why they should be engaged in their student union, and maybe even be involved.

Demonstrating SSMU’s full value is admittedly a tall order. While students can see firsthand what campus groups and services do for them, SSMU’s administrative role in making those groups and initiatives possible is more behind-the-scenes. Improving information sharing and transparency around executives’ day-to-day responsibilities are good places to start, both during election periods and throughout the year. When students see how SSMU can impact them in concrete, positive ways, they pay attention. Response to the referendum question on a Fall reading week policy is a testament to this: Only 6.1 per cent of voters abstained.

Student groups on campus have a role to play on this front, as well. Campus press, organization included, serve to hold SSMU accountable, but also to keep students informed and engaged enough to do the same. Reporting on SSMU regularly, accurately, and compellingly is something we continue to work on.  An electorate motivated to vote conscientiously is also in clubs’ and services’ best interests. After all, these groups can only function effectively with a SSMU executive competent enough to support them.

Student apathy toward SSMU is a campus-wide problem, and demands a campus-wide solution. That starts with a strong executive team showing students why they should care in the first place. The 2018-2019 president and vice-presidents-elect have their work cut out for them. It’s up to them to prove their worth.  

McGill, News

Compost Pilot Project to tentatively launch in La Citadelle Residence

As part of the McGill Vision 2020 plan to introduce environmentally-sustainable operations on campus,  McGill’s Facilities Management and Ancillary Services department is implementing the Zero Waste Project, which will introduce compost bins across campus.

Composting is the natural biological process in which various microorganisms decompose organic wastesuch as food scraps, paper, and grass clippings—and convert it into an organic soil fertilizer, which is better for the environment than using chemical fertilizers in agriculture. It is also a sustainable way to dispose of garbage as, according to Environment Canada, organic waste accounts for 40 per cent of residential waste. Currently, the Zero Waste Project is centred around five campus buildings: La Citadelle, Brown, Trottier, McConnell Arena, and the Students’ Society of McGill University (SSMU) building.

The first compost bins were originally planned to be placed at La Citadelle residence starting in April, but have since been delayed to the fall. After examining whether waste is being put in the correct bins and obtaining feedback from students, cleaning staff, and building managers, the Zero Waste Project team aims to expand the project’s reach to the remaining four buildings before the Winter 2019 semester.

“The pilot is going to start probably by next month and once we get the feedback from the pilot project we will make changes to the bins and the ways we are implementing this project,”  Zero Waste Project student volunteer Aditya Jain said.

One of the primary aims of the project is to mitigate compost contamination by educating  students on what they can and cannot compost.

“Previously, we had a few compost bins and the biggest complaint we received from the service provider was that the compost was highly contaminated and that they had to literally throw it out,” Jain said.

Sustainability coordinators at McGill Student Housing and Hospitality Services, with the help of the Zero Waste Project, have already created a video to educate students on composting. Additionally, the Zero Waste Project team plans to place rotational screens on waste bins that indicate the types of waste that should be deposited in each bin. Finally, to facilitate proper waste sorting, Facilities Management and Ancillary Services will implement a standardized colour scheme to differentiate waste bins on campus.

“We want to put up good, clear signage and make sure it is unified across campus,” Zero Waste Project student volunteer Antonia Butler said. “People are confused because they see different colours, so it has to be very unified.”

One of the challenges Jain and Butler faced in implementing the project was a lack of data on McGill’s waste diversion rate and previous attempts at composting. In light of this, one of the core strategies of the Zero Waste Project is to record the amount of compostable, landfill, and recyclable waste each building produces.

“There was no data available on campus about what the waste rate was and what the diversion rates were,” Butler said. “We just got a few volunteers and we said ‘go to trash bins for two weeks and count the items.’ That was our waste audit. The data showed there was a lot of non-trash waste going into garbage bins. So, obviously, there was a need for composting.”

Additionally, the Project hopes to put its compost infrastructure to use by distributing compostable utensils and food containers at all food locations on campus.

For the time being, La Citadelle residents are excited to pioneer this project and hope that it will be expanded to other residences in the near future.

“I think it’s a really great initiative,” Cristina Lau, U0 Management, said. “I remember when me and my roommate first moved in we were really disappointed that the closest compost station was at RVC cafeteria. I’m really excited to see how residence transforms into a more environmentally conscious environment in the next few years.”

Student Life

Making the most of failed midterms: Frostbite consoles failing students with free ice cream

By this time of the semester everyone is extremely stressed. Asking a friend how their recent midterm went offers a high chance of inspiring an emotional breakdown. Luckily, Frostbite—located in McConnell Engineering Building and operated by the Engineering Undergraduate Society (EUS)—is ready to console any student who gets below a 30 per cent on their midterm or final with free ice cream, as long as the midterm or final makes up for more than 15 per cent of the student’s entire course grade.

While dessert is the cure to all pain, buying endless pints of Häagen Dazs from Montreal dépanneurs is a big hit on anyone’s bank account. Rather than having to bear the cost of an ice-cream cone in addition to the cost your recent midterm will have on your GPA, just show up to Frostbite with a physical copy or a screenshot of your failed midterm grade on MyCourses, and walk away with a free small ice cream. With flavours ranging from vanilla to strawberry daiquiri, anyone can raise their spirits with the help of Frostbite.

“No matter what you’re going through, it’s hard to be sad when there’s ice cream around and bumping jams are playing”, Jacqueline Liu, U3 chemical engineering student and Frostbite employee said.“When midterms come around, it’s hard to stay positive under the high stress. It’s even worse when you fail a midterm that you’ve studied really hard for.”

Although located in the Engineering Building, Frostbite offers frozen solace to McGill students across all faculties and departments.

“There are some notorious courses in engineering, with midterm averages in the 30s to 40s,” Liu said. “Those midterms have surely caused a lot of unnecessary stress and tears. But we don’t want that at Frostbite. We might not be able to change those horrible midterms, but at least we can cheer people up with some free ice cream and offer some positive words of encouragement.

For Rande Gearing, U3 Arts, Frostbite offered much needed consolation after receiving a highly unfortunate first year midterm grade.

“I had a linear algebra class in my first year that I decided to never go to because I didn’t really like my prof,” Gearing said. “The day before the midterm I tried to teach myself everything I needed to know for the exam, but I ended up just texting all my friends instead. The next day, during the midterm, I giggled because I knew nothing. But when I got the midterm back, I found out I only got one out of eight answers right. I was disappointed with my grade but was happy when I found out I could get free ice cream from Frostbite for it.”

While receiving a horrible grade can be discouraging for any student, Frostbite brings light and laughter to the situation, reminding all at McGill that they’re not alone.

“The funniest moments are when multiple groups of people per day start coming to Frostbite to collect their failed-exam ice creams, you know a horrific exam must have been handed back recently,” Liu said.

Next time you receive a failing grade on a midterm or exam, dry your tears, stop planning ways to poison your professor, and make your way over to Frostbite to forget the pain. Once you show them your grade—they won’t judge—and enjoy a delicious scoop of ice cream, that exam will be the last thing on your mind.  

McGill, News

BSN spearheading development of McGill Africana Studies Program

The Black Student’s Network of McGill (BSN) is currently spearheading an initiative to develop an Africana Studies program in the Faculty of Arts. The program would offer an interdisciplinary study of the histories, politics, cultures, and contributions people with African heritage and in the African diaspora have made to communities throughout the world. Although McGill currently offers major, minor, and honours programs on both African Studies and  Latin American and Caribbean Studies, Ommu-Kulsoom J. Abdul-Rahman, vice-president (VP) Finance of the BSN, believes that an Africana Studies program would provide a novel intercontinental perspective by adopting a great focus on diasporic African communities.  

“One can pursue African Studies and one can pursue Latin American and Caribbean Studies.” Abdul-Rahman said. “Whereas, if we were to have an Africana Studies program it would encompass all peoples of African descent thus unifying these two programs into one and including the African diaspora from other regions of the world as well.”

McGill’s African Studies program, developed in 1969, was the first of its kind in North America. However, Abdul-Rahman finds that the university’s current approach to African studies is very limited.

“We promote the notion that we should not speak of Africa as a country and we should move past the single narratives, however we then have courses that are titled Foreign Policy Africa [POLI 352], as if 54 countries share the same foreign policy,” Abdul-Rahman said. “As someone who is of Ghanaian descent it is not only quite difficult to sit through courses that fail to acknowledge our varying experiences and histories, but it is frustrating because ultimately it is the students that suffer.”

As one of the Arts Senators elected for the 2018-2019 academic year, Abdul-Rahman hopes to be a key player in pushing for the development of Africana Studies at McGill. A large part of her platform involved bringing forward course proposals to the Senate Academic Policy committee (APC).

“[I’ll prioritize] gathering data in terms of student interests as well as working with the professors that specialize in this field to curate course proposals and then present them before the Senate APC Subcommittee on Courses and Teaching Programs,” Abdul-Rahman said.

BSN first proposed the idea of developing an Africana Studies program at McGill to the History Department in 1991. After the proposal was rejected in 1993, the Africana Studies Committee organized in 1994 with the goal of promoting understanding of the role played by Africans and peoples of African descent in shaping modern history.

“Our goal is to move forward with the goals set forth by this committee over 25 years ago,” Christelle Tessono, VP political of the BSN, said.

According to Arts Undergraduate Society (AUS) VP Academic Madeline Wilson, the AUS Executive is not currently involved in the development of an Africana Studies program. However, she believes that such a program will be viable and, in general, encourages departmental student associations to advocate for the revision or expansion of academic curricula.

“I think that an expansion of the African Studies program has the potential to greatly impact both the social and academic discourse at McGill surrounding non-Western places and ideas,” Wilson said. “Although I recognize that I myself am not very educated on much non-Western material, I believe that the current narrative around such places as purely developing trivializes their importance and opens the door to exoticization. I believe that an expansion of the African Studies program would be able to contribute to the necessary exposure to amend this discourse.”

The Tribune Explains

Tribune Explains: CAMSR

What is CAMSR?

The Committee to Advise on Matters of Social Responsibility (CAMSR) is an ad hoc committee whose mandate is to advise the Board of Governors (BoG) on socially responsible investing. Final decisions on the University’s academic, business, and financial affairs rest with the BoG. For an investment to be considered socially-responsible, it must have both a positive social impact and produce positive returns on investment. For example, it would only be considered socially responsible for McGill to invest in a firm that produces solar energy if the firm’s stock were appreciating in value.

CAMSR is currently composed of 10 members: five from faculty and staff, one student representative, the chair of the BoG, the Principal, and one senior steward. CAMSR’s members are appointed by the BoG, usually on the recommendation of the Nominating, Governance and Ethics Committee.

 

Proposed changes to the terms of reference

CAMSR’s terms of reference, which define the committee’s scope, are currently under review. CAMSR has met twice to discuss the proposed changes and held a community consultation session at which students and faculty were encouraged to ask questions and provide feedback. The changes would prevent CAMSR from endorsing investment in social or political causes. This would also prevent CAMSR from advising the board to withdraw their investments for social or political purposes, such as divesting from the fossil fuel industry in support  of sustainability.

Student and faculty groups including Divest McGill, Students in Solidarity for Palestinian Human Rights’ (SPHR) McGill chapter, and the McGill Association of University Teachers’ (MAUT) Council have vocally opposed the proposed changes as they severely limit CAMSR’s scope of influence over McGill’s investments. On Nov. 8, 2017 MAUT voted unanimously to divest from fossil fuels. Citing McGill’s decision to divest from South African companies to protest apartheid in 1985, and from tobacco companies in 2007, MAUT argues that McGill divestment has been successful in the past. Divest McGill has conducted numerous sit-ins and protests against the university’s continued investment in the fossil fuel industry. If the proposed changes are approved, CAMSR would no longer be mandated to address these concerns.

Divest McGill interrupted the BoG’s Dec. 12 meeting to protest the proposed changes, forcing the BoG to adjourn early. Following the interruption, Divest McGill outlined their concerns about the proposed changes in a letter to CAMSR.

Divest McGill has also criticized the BoG for failing to conduct sufficient research about the implications of preventing CAMSR from advising on socially responsible investment. The BoG consulted six experts prior to submitting the proposed changes, but these were experts primarily in green chemistry and sustainability, not in socially responsible investing. Additionally, the BoG failed to publicize the names and testimonies of the experts until Divest conducted a week-long sit-in outside Principal Suzanne Fortier’s office. Only five of the six testimonies were subsequently released. CAMSR and the BoG have previously been criticized for their lack of transparency, particularly concerning CAMSR’s terms of reference.

CAMSR last met on March 21 to discuss the proposed changes to the terms of reference in a closed meeting.

Science & Technology

Neuroscience gets even brainier with open access science

The human brain is the most complex, compact system known in the universe and certainly one of the most mysterious. Researchers from McGill and the Montreal Neurological Institute and Hospital, now known as the Neuro, have long been at the forefront of neuroscience. This includes Wilder Penfield, who discovered brain areas that control our movements and sensations, and Brenda Milner, whose work with patient H.M. founded the field of neuropsychology.

On Feb. 19, McGill and the Neuro opened another chapter of neuroscientific progress by joining the Canadian Open Neuroscience Platform or CONP, an open access network for brain data. CONP is partnered with universities across Canada, including the University of Toronto and Queen’s University, and is internationally connected with Oxford University and Johns Hopkins University. CONP will connect researchers across Canada and the world to a single, gargantuan dataset, making up to 10,000 terabytes of brain data available to members of the partnership. To put this into perspective, one terabyte is equivalent to 1,000 gigabytes of data, enough to hold about 40 days worth of video. This informational treasure trove will help investigators create a more holistic understanding of the brain and provide important context for future experiments.

CONP is not restricted to just human brain data; it also includes animal models and cellular neuroscience data that can be used translationally to understand the underlying mechanisms of neuroscience.

Open science not only increases the validity of research, it also accelerates the pace at which research can be done. Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, and certain types of dementia can all be improved by treatments more rapidly developed thanks to CONP.

After joining the partnership, the Neuro promised to refrain from patenting any of their discoveries for five years in order to let others use the most recent innovations and data. This extraordinary move puts the focus away from profit, shifting it to ensuring that patients benefit, as well as researchers eager to harness the cutting edge of brain science and medicine.

Professor Maria Natasha Rajah, ​director of the​ ​Brain Imaging Center ​at Douglas Hospital Research Centre ​and ​associate ​professor of ​Psychiatry​ at McGill, told The McGill Tribune that this change will increase the efficiency of research and taxpayer dollars that go into funding grants.

“We invest up to $200,000 or more in data collection for a single experiment, and once we are finished publishing our papers it seems to be a waste of resources to just store the data in a backup system,” Rajah said. “CONP is a great opportunity for the research community to give back​ and give older data new life​.”

The platform also solves one of the biggest problems in neuroscience research: Generalizability across populations that differ genetically and geographically. Rajah elaborated that CONP could facilitate the collection of data at an international level, helping combat more complex diseases.

“[Data that] crosses borders gives us access to a more representative sample of participants​,” Rajah said. “Specific diseases, such as Alzheimer’s,​​ […] may be influenced by individual differences in genetics, diet, education, and other lifestyle and environmental factors. […Many] of these questions relating to diversity in brain aging would benefit from larger, international, and diverse samples.​ ​CONP has the potential to help us tackle these bigger questions which are​ important because different treatments might be better for different ​samples​.”

Joining CONP will foster an environment where researchers’ methodologies from across the globe can converge to create more replicable and compatible findings.

“A key thing that CONP brings is harmonization,” Rajah noted. “By having researchers from across Canada and the world collaborate, we can share and standardize our methods and make sure that once we’re finished collecting data, it can be integrated with the full dataset.”

The open science revolution is only beginning and McGill and the Neuro are joining in to reap the rewards it can bring.

“This is the future, this is where neuroscience and medical imaging is going,” Rajah said.

Student Life

Coffee shops that are actually conducive to studying: Starbucks edition

With an abundance of cafés in Montreal, it’s hard to decide which place is the best for over-caffeinating. To help students choose where to pretend to study, The McGill Tribune has compiled a list of the best coffeeshops that are sure to brew up good ideas for any upcoming paper or project.

Starbucks – 475 Sherbrooke Street West

A mere two minutes away from McGill’s Downtown campus, this café offers a quintessential university experience that few coffee shops can truly match. Opened in 2016, it’s attached to McGill’s Carrefour Sherbrooke residence, so study-goers can enjoy a cup of coffee while listening to the sounds of first years stressing over their exams. The ambience of this Starbucks is unique, with an upstairs study area that mimics Birks Library without librarians constantly shushing you. However, one let down is that many menu items are frequently unavailable at this location—if you have a hankering for a quiche, you will most likely have to look elsewhere.  

Google review: 4.2 / 5
Tribune rating: 3/5
Doug Clapp on Google Reviews: “Starbucks has lost its charm. I prefer locally-owned places.”

Starbucks – 3452 Park Avenue

This Starbucks coffee shop provides customers with a gorgeous view of avenue du Parc, the most iconic street in Montreal’s Milton-Parc neighbourhood. If you don’t mind competing with other McGill students for a table where half of the outlets don’t even work, this is the study spot for you. However, with the generic “indie coffee shop” playlist blaring so loudly that you can hear it through your headphones, and food way too expensive for the frugal scholar, you’ll probably only be able to study here for a maximum of 10 unproductive minutes. Make sure to visit this location as soon as possible as it’s closing on March 30.

Yelp rating: 3/5
Tribune rating: 3/5
Brian L., on Yelp: “Two stars only out of respect for the rest of the Starbucks chain. Strongly recommend going elsewhere.”

Starbucks – 1455 Peel Street

Located in the heart of Les Cours Mont-Royal, this Starbucks goes against the grain when it comes to environment. Situated in the underground mall, it boasts a sinusoidal pattern of pedestrian chaos and lulled tranquility every four to six minutes in accordance with the arrival of the nearby metro. It also showcases an impressive interior design by blending its seating into the surrounding food court area. Best of all, this Starbucks has the worst online rating of all the coffee shops in the list, boasting a solid two out of five stars on Yelp.

Tanya E.J. on Google Reviews: “Thankfully there’s another Starbucks just upstairs across the street lol.”
Yelp rating: 2/5
Tribune rating: 4/5

Starbucks – 3601 St Laurent Blvd

Found in the beautiful Plateau neighbourhood, this Starbucks is one of a kind. Only a couple of blocks away from beloved Café Campus, its location offers the perfect balance between class and trash. In addition, they offer many pastries that closer-to-campus locations cannot, but keep in mind that their quality does in no way compare to the many local bakeries nearby. However, it may be hard to find a spot to sit since the place tends to be packed with students trying to avoid the library.

Yelp rating: 4/5
Tribune rating: 5/5
Ashley G. on Google reviews: “There’s one girl who works here who is really nice, the rest of the staff suck. I go in once a day and it never changes. They’re just rude.”

Soccer, Sports

Montreal should get out of the 2026 World Cup bid while it can

The FIFA World Cup is undoubtedly the most popular sporting event on Earth. The world stops and watches every four years while the best of the best compete for international glory in the world’s most popular sport: Soccer. With all that exposure, hosting the World Cup can provide a country with a treasure trove of publicity, potentially increasing a nation’s international stature. Countries and cities clamour for the opportunity to host matches—an opportunity that Montreal may soon have as part of the North American bid to host the 2026 tournament.

Earlier this month, the leaders of the joint Canada-United States-Mexico bid officially submitted a proposal to FIFA, the sport’s international governing body. Montreal, Toronto, and Edmonton are the three potential Canadian host cities, with three Mexican cities and 17 American cities rounding out the proposal. The final list will not be confirmed until 2021, one year after the host is selected between North America’s bid and the Moroccan Football Federation’s. For Canadian fans, a North American World Cup may seem like a dream come true, but fan sentiment should not be the only factor in such a decision. In fact, a closer look makes one thing clear: Montreal should pull out of the bid as soon as possible.

Hosting the World Cup could be a disastrous prospect for a city like Montreal, primarily because of the associated financial strain. Prior to submission, Vancouver, Chicago, and Minneapolis all withdrew from the North America bid due to FIFA’s financial demands. While Minneapolis is a relatively insignificant loss, the other two are major soccer hubs: Chicago hosted matches during the 1994 World Cup and is the home of U.S. national soccer, while Vancouver hosted the final of the 2015 Women’s World Cup. When asked about the decision, British Columbia Premier John Horgan explained that FIFA wanted a “blank cheque” to pay for expenses during the tournament. Chicago and Minneapolis cited similar concerns.

FIFA is not known for being kind to host cities with such blank cheques. Often, the government of the host city or region is expected to give FIFA access to an unlimited supply of taxpayer money to cover all expenses during the tournament, from athlete accommodation to security, to transportation, to stadium upgrades, or construction of a new stadium altogether. On that note, Montreal’s never fully operational Olympic Stadium has been gradually falling into disrepair, so either major renovations or a completely new venue would be necessary in order to host. Of course, the City of Montreal would be asked to foot the bill.

Furthermore, FIFA would be in charge of construction, and its human rights record is appalling. According to The Guardian, FIFA has been complicit in creating abusive conditions for temporary foreign workers, including salaries below minimum wage and unsafe work environments. Construction for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar has pushed FIFA to an appalling new low—including forced labour, worker intimidation, and media arrests. While such violations might not fly in Montreal, from a moral standpoint, it’s clearly the right choice to not get in bed with such a reprehensible organization.

Meanwhile, FIFA uses its considerable power to negotiate tax exemptions, meaning that they escape with the lion’s share of the profits, robbing host nations of hundreds of millions of dollars. FIFA’s profits from a single World Cup often exceed the billion-dollar mark. On the other hand, by some estimates, Montreal would hold no more than four competition matches, meaning that the city would receive little in return for doing FIFA’s dirty work.

Time is running out for Montreal and the province of Quebec to pull out of the bid. If government officials know what is best for their city and wish to set a good example, they will do just that before Montreal is hit with an economic disaster beyond its control.

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