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Battle of the bandwidths

When the COVID-19 pandemic began this March and governments mandated self-isolation to limit the spread of the virus, smart devices became the primary means for people to stay connected. For students, digital platforms are essential for remaining in touch with loved ones, working, and balancing school responsibilities. Some platforms, such as WhatsApp and FaceTime, were already popular. Others, such as Zoom, saw a boost in popularity following the start of the pandemic. With so many options to choose from, it’s easy to get overwhelmed. But fear not—The McGill Tribune has ranked these digital platforms based on accessibility, group capacity, and unique features, so that you’ll never be stuck in a dud, glitchy video call again. 

7–Houseparty: Houseparty is great for socializing with a small number of friends. However, this app can only accommodate group calls with eight people, and does not offer asynchronous options—like text chats—for communicating with others. Houseparty is great for talking to a few friends, but its limited features make it impractical for larger groups or more formal purposes. 

6–Skype: Skype is one of the original video calling platforms and remains useful as a means of meeting “face-to-face.” Users create groups by adding Skype contacts to a text chat or call. Video calls are free for up to 50 members, but different paid subscriptions or pay-as-you-go options allow users to make unlimited calls to landlines or have “Skype numbers” that enable them to pick up phone calls using the Skype app. 

5–iMessage/FaceTime: iMessage and FaceTime are only available to those with Apple products, and allows to chat with up to 24 other users (though FaceTime notoriously glitches with large groups). Any member of a group chat can initiate a FaceTime call that available members can join. iMessage texts can include voice memos, file sharing using iCloud, and virtual games through GamePigeon, making Apple’s platforms great for one-on-one or small group conversations.

4–WhatsApp: WhatsApp is free and includes international texting. Group creators can create a link for people to join so members don’t have to be added directly, making it an extremely popular platform for students to chat about courses. Unlike iMessage, users can reply to a specific message, a useful tool when there are many members contributing to the conversation at different times. When initiating a WhatsApp call, however, a user can only call people who are in their device’s contact app, which could lead to some difficulties.  

3–Zoom: Zoom has recently gained popularity as a means of hosting meetings for work and school, and can be used on almost any smart device. The meeting’s “host” can send a meeting ID or a link to join, with up to a maximum of 100 participants on the free plan. A “waiting room” can be added to assure that only host-approved members are allowed into the meeting. There are a myriad of features available to members: Screen sharing, virtual backgrounds, and a chat feature that expires at the end of the meeting. 

2–Google Hangouts: Google Hangouts combines features similar to iMessage, FaceTime, and Zoom. Members simply need a free Google account to access the chat feature, which can accommodate 250 people. Users can video chat with up to 25 people from a pre-existing chat group or by sending a link, in which case participants do not need a Google account to join. Under utilized, Google Hangouts is a great option for student groups looking for a simple and reliable way to communicate.

1–Facebook Messenger: Facebook Messenger offers some of the best features: It is free across the world, can be used with almost any device, and offers both asynchronous texting and instant video chats. Further, it allows members to respond or react to specific messages, and can accommodate up to 250 group members. Aside from its practical features, Facebook Messenger has customizable aesthetics and a straightforward interface, making it the ideal platform for many study groups or clubs to connect.

McGill, News

McGill faculties host first ever virtual frosh

McGill’s Campus Life and Engagement hosted its first virtual Frosh the week of Aug. 27 – 30 2020. With public health restrictions imposed on every facet of student life this year, the usually boisterous Frosh festivities were replaced by online events. Hosted over Zoom, each faculty’s Frosh included a range of activities from escape rooms to restaurant tours around the university to welcome the new class. 

Led by two to three Frosh leaders per group, incoming students participated in events in groups of 13, though attendance fluctuated throughout the week. Frosh leaders organized activities such as trivia via Kahoot, academic seminars, virtual yoga, interfaculty concerts, talent-optional showcases, and other group bonding exercises.

 Several faculties filmed virtual ‘field-trips’ of popular areas on campus, and Science Frosh leaders organized a digital iteration of the university’s Frosh tradition: The ‘McGill Crawl.’ Frosh participants were shown prerecorded YouTube video tours of various eateries and student hotspots near McGill, such as McGill Pizza and Freshii. The videos included interviews conducted by the organizers with the owners of the establishments.

Alexander Achcar, U1 Engineering, participated in Science Frosh, where he claimed to have had an enjoyable experience despite the virtual format.

“[The tour included] places that people would normally visit during Frosh, which was a little bit dead because obviously we were not going to these places,” Achcar said. “So it was kind of weird, people getting hyped around Chef on Call while we were all sitting [on Zoom] in the morning, drinking coffee.”

Discounts were offered by the restaurants as rewards for the winners of the various Zoom challenges. Among the challenges was a virtual escape room experience, where Frosh participants co-operated with their team members to solve puzzles and locate clues in competition with other Frosh groups. Achcar believes that the escape room experience provided a great way for the students to bond with one another.

“[The escape room activity] was really sick,” Achar said. “Everyone thought it was going to be the dumbest thing in the world, but [Frosh leaders] sourced it from an outside company, and it was really well put together. I think it was a really good way for the group to bond initially, because the challenges weren’t super difficult, but you had to think a little bit, so we were all talking and discussing things.”

Logan Pecht, U0 Arts, who attended Arts Frosh, commended his Frosh leaders for their efforts in maintaining the spirit of Frosh week.

“With the expectation that it wasn’t going to be the same experience, Frosh allowed me to grow comfortable meeting friends and socializing in a virtual setting with the aid of my enthusiastic leaders,” Pecht said.

Olivia Mendelson, chair of the Arts & Science Frosh committee, spoke about the initial uncertainty and challenge of organizing the events.

“At the beginning of our planning, it was difficult to envision what the events would be like, but we came up with ideas along the way and figured out how to make them happen,” Mendelson said. “We saw our hard work pay off when our events unfolded smoothly, and we got positive feedback from participants saying they were having fun and thanking us for organizing something for them.”

Mendelson appreciated the unique nature of this experience, and how the limitations of a virtual semester did not prevent the participants from engaging with their peers.

“There was something special about having people participate from different places around the world,” Mendelson said “It really made it feel like we were all coming together despite the difficult and non-ideal circumstances. Overall, virtual Frosh was a success, and I hope it helped set a precedent for future online events at McGill.”

McGill, News

Online learning forces professors to reconsider virtual teaching platforms

The past six months have brought unprecedented change to McGill as institutions worldwide transition to online learning platforms. Given the changes brought by online learning, teachers are being forced to develop new ways of delivering lectures, promoting discussion, and creating assessments.

The COVID-19 pandemic shut schools down in March 2020, and caused an abrupt shift from in-person classes to online learning. This transition to virtual platforms has persisted as McGill ramps up its Fall 2020 activities.

Associate Provost (Teaching & Academic Programs) Christopher Buddle explained McGill’s approach to adapting to an online format. A strategy that emphasizes support for each instructor’s particular approach to teaching.

“What [the McGill administration] decided to do was invest a lot of […] time, money, and resources over the summer to really [support] instructors on thinking about teaching remotely in a different way,” Buddle said. “[We wanted instructors to] understand from a pedagogical standpoint [that] an individual professor [can] take the tools available and create a rich and robust […] quality learning experience for students.”

Buddle noted the challenges with recreating a quality learning experience online, most notably with how instructors will administer assessments in a new online format. As closed-book, time-restricted, in-person assessments are no longer possible, the new online exams will have to take into account students’ different time zones and professors’ inability to supervise students writing exams. 

“I think actually, the biggest, most revolutionary changes we’ve seen as an institution is rethinking how we look at assessments,” Buddle said. “[The assessments are] much less about facts and much more about integrated thinking, synthetic thinking, and actually assessing in a way that gets to the heart of a class itself.”

Kanella Basilion, U2 Arts, found the online assessment formats to be better suited to her learning style, but experienced difficulties engaging with online lectures.

“Adapting to different circumstances is something that will always be helpful, but conversely with remote learning, there are less organic opportunities to build connections [with professors and peers],” Basilion said.

Once the country has moved past the pandemic, Buddle believes that McGill will return to the traditional model, where a proctor’s oversight is involved with assessments and examinations. Buddle views the changing nature of assessments, due to the loss of the traditional exam period, as a benefit. 

“I would like to see [this situation] as the end of a traditional final exam,” Buddle said. “We can’t just proceed in saying we’re going to continue certain parts of online [education] without also thinking about how we make sure access and equity are part of the conversation. That is why we’ve been pretty clear as an institution in talking about student support as being critical because it’s not a one-size-fits-all [solution].”

Professor Aziz Choudry of the Department of Integrated Studies in Education argues for a more nuanced perspective regarding the accessibility of remote education. 

Many McGill students have had real struggles to continue with their education and to survive, pay rent, eat, complete their program online, and deal with a whole range of crises […] exacerbated by travel [bans and] job losses,” Choudry wrote in an email to The McGill Tribune. “While there are fine educators and instructors who work hard to critically engage students, […] the university models itself more and more like a corporation. The quality of learning suffers through the managerial models that dominate university governance and runs McGill like a business, rather than a public university.”

The shift to a greater reliance on technology for education is leaving behind students who do not have access to high speed internet or personal computers that are essential for an online learning.

Professor Choudry commented on these potential setbacks, which could impact the skills of professors and students alike.“There are real concerns that [making] course delivery remote on [a] more permanent basis by automating instruction leads to the deskilling and displacing of professors,” Choudry wrote. The discussions, networks and social aspects of being on campus […] are really important spaces and places to learn skills—including student activism that has often held the university’s feet to the fire over important issues.”

Sports

It will all workout: Exercising in a cramped student apartment

As gyms around the world closed in March to limit the spread of the COVID-19, bodybuilders and casual gym-goers alike were forced to recreate fitness centres in their homes. Though some Montreal gyms reopened in June, many people still do not feel safe returning. For some, this means adapting their workout routines from an expansive space with professional equipment to a bedroom with a yoga mat. Here’s how some McGill students have continued exercising in their apartments throughout quarantine.

HIIT Workouts

Tabata—a form of High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) that alternates 20 seconds of work and 10 seconds of rest—provides a balance between rigour and recovery that makes it great for casual fitness enthusiasts and competitive athletes alike. Tabata routines cycle through many different exercises, allowing people to build strength while also working on endurance. Designed to be accessible to anyone with a yoga mat and water bottle, hundreds of tabata workouts are available for free online.

Dance Workouts

Staying fit during quarantine can seem impossible, and for those who do not enjoy exercise, being in quarantine is a great excuse to skip working out. Dance music routines, however, are a fantastic alternative for those who want to work out to good music, but are unmotivated by traditional exercises. Online personalities like YouTuber MadFit post weekly dance workouts featuring various popular artists. The workouts range from five to 30 minutes, and demonstrate dance moves that can turn a dance party into a full cardio workout. Don’t let quarantine keep you stationary: Get up and get dancing.

Gymnastics Rings

Have you ever watched Olympic gymnasts performing their routines on the rings and thought to yourself, “I bet I can do that?” Unfortunately, you probably can’t, but you can buy a set of rings and straps at a fairly reasonable price and start practising. Rings bring versatility and mobility to your workouts; you can set them up on anything from a pullup bar to a tree in the park. According to self-proclaimed fitness gurus on YouTube, ring workouts can leave you feeling drained. You’ll see quick progress, and best of all: Your friends, family, and random strangers in the park will be in awe of your new-found gymnastic abilities. 

Yoga

Yoga studios have started to reopen at limited capacity, but many may choose not to return to enclosed spaces they once frequented before the pandemic. Yoga offers a range of physical and mental exercises that allows one to focus on breathing, flexibility, and strength. Whether you’re practicing yoga as a solitary morning de-stresser, a virtual online session, or outside in a socially-distanced class, yoga is a great way to stay active and grounded during tumultuous times.

Biking

Biking is usually an outdoor sport, but as winter closes in, that stops being an option for Montreal cyclists. Fortunately, with a few quick modifications and a stationary stand, you can still get a good spin in. Previously, this may have been a boring and sweaty endeavor, but apps like Zwift allows you to ride virtually with other users, making the experience much more engaging and competitive. The app lets you ride anywhere in the world through your TV screen, and even with professional cyclists.

Hockey, Sports

Last ones standing: NHL final four predictions

As the NHL resumes in the bubble cities of Edmonton and Toronto, eight teams are vying for semifinal spots, and it’s anyone’s guess which team will go all the way. Hockey is notorious for its upsets, and with all teams coming off of a four-month hiatus, it is more likely than ever that the unpredictable happens. Here are The McGill Tribunes predictions for the “Final Four” teams most likely to make the conference finals in the 2020 NHL Playoffs.

Boston Bruins

Fresh off a Stanley Cup Finals appearance last season, the Boston Bruins are a strong defensive team at the top of their division. Having acquired two versatile pieces in Ondřej Kaše and Nick Ritchie, this is a hard team to beat. They have the depth of some of the best wingers in the game and present their opponents with a tough defensive strategy. They are as safe a bet as any for the Final Four.

Washington Capitals 

This pick is more dubious; however, the Caps still have Ovechkin. While he is aging, he is still a star player in the league, having scored 89 and 87 points in each of the past two seasons respectively. The Caps also have a healthy T.J. Oshie, who was instrumental in their 2018 Stanley Cup victory. Moreover, the team has more than enough offensive depth, and their first string defence is supreme, including stalwarts John Carlson and Dmitri Orlov. The second and third string defence was lacking early in the season, but the addition of Brenden Dillon seems to have made them a more cohesive unit. The only major risk factor is goalkeeping. Ilya Samsonov is injured, forcing Brandon Holtby to be the team’s main netminder. His save percentage of .897 this season leaves significant room for improvement. 

Colorado Avalanche

The Avalanche were just two points behind the St. Louis Blues when play stopped due to the COVID-19 pandemic. At the same time they faced a slew of injuries that stopped them from putting their best roster on the ice. Most of their players have since recovered, leaving only Nathan Mackinnon and Colin Wilson on the injured list. Cale Makar, an integral part of the Avalanche defence and contender for the Calder trophy, will be returning after spending much of the season injured. Additionally, Phillip Grubauer is an exceptional goalie, and the Avalanche’s offence is phenomenal. Playing together as a team, they are quick on the break, and have proven themselves capable sharpshooters. The return of Makar and Samuel Girard has made their defence one of the best in the league. It also doesn’t hurt that the Avalanche are a young and hungry team—it’s hard to prove statistically, but pure willpower and grit may carry the team all the way to a Stanley Cup victory.

Vegas Golden Knights 

The return of Mark Stone, Max Pacioretty, and Alex Tuch has improved the Golden Knights’ championship chances. Both Pacioretty and Stone lead the Knights in points, and their return makes their starting line-up one of the best in hockey. They were already 15–5–2 under the helm of Coach Peter DeBoer, but now he and his new staff have had time to get to know the players and implement his system: Getting defencemen more involved in the offensive game. Before DeBoer arrived, the defence had 1.63 points per game; they now average 2.41. This translates to heavy and consistent offensive pressure, and in playoff hockey, that’s enough to win those extra-critical games. Not only do they have one of the best netminders in Marc-André Fleury, but they also have a strong backup in Robin Lehner, making for one of the best goalie tandems in hockey. All this, coupled with a stingy defence and some sharpshooters on the wings, makes for a true Stanley Cup contender.

Student Life

Reshaping public commemorations in Montreal

This summer’s series of Black Lives Matter protests around the globe have sparked greater awareness of colonial legacies that persist in public spaces. Recent petitions calling for the removal of the James McGill statue and the Sir John A. MacDonald monument, and a name change of the Lionel-Groulx subway station have forced Montrealers to reconsider these celebrated figures and their history of upholding racist beliefs and practices. 

The university honours its founder, James McGill, in many respects on campus. From the Le James Bookstore to the James Administration Building and his statue near the Roddick Gates, his image is omnipresent at the university— however, any acknowledgement of his participation in slavery is absent. 

According to Dr. Charmaine Nelson, former professor in the Department of Art History and Communications Studies, James McGill owned between five to seven slaves, at a time when it was rare for Montrealers to own more than two, and represented other white community members in the sale of slaves in Montreal. 

The success of the #ChangeTheName campaign has demonstrated that collective movements are effective tools to drive change on campus. McGill students are now using petitions to force the university to reconsider the legacy of its founder, James McGill. Hannah Wallace, U0 Education at McGill, created a petition demanding that the administration remove the statue of James McGill and acknowledge his racist past. 

Beyond campus grounds, Montrealers are taking action by demanding that monuments of racist historical figures be removed from public spaces. Isobel Walker, the creator of the petition to remove the Sir John A. MacDonald statue, explained how recent protests have led us to rethink the meaning of these monuments. 

“While some have had the privilege of simply observing this monument and not actively questioning its racist roots, for many it has always stood as a monument to white supremacy,” Walker said. “I think recent events have shifted the focus of many Canadians towards the latter.” 

Timothy Stanley, a professor in the Department of Education at the University of Ottawa, argued that MacDonald’s biographers often justify his racism against people of Chinese and Mongolose descent and Indigenous Peoples as a product of the time. Stanley noted that other members of the Parliament of Canada, who were in office at the same time, strongly opposed MacDonald’s discriminatory policies.

Walker is optimistic that the recent public awareness in the history of monuments will result in progress towards racial justice. 

“Montreal has always prided itself on being a multicultural and open place, and yet the municipal, provincial, and federal government continue to place certain voices, bodies, and values above others,” Walker said. “The fight is not over yet, and I think it is of the utmost importance for individuals to continue showing up for others in hope [for] a better future for all.” 

Many are also demanding the renaming of public spaces. In June, infection control practitioner at the McGill University Health Centre and IR-CUSM Naveed Hussain called for the Lionel-Groulx subway station to be renamed after jazz musician Oscar Peterson. 

Lionel Groulx, who was a proponent of the nationalist movement in Quebec during the silent revolution, also discriminated against Jewish people and anglophones in the province. During World War II, Groulx created a campaign to boycott Jewish-owned shops. 

It is difficult to come to terms with the fact that many commemorated figures have upheld and perpetuated racist attitudes in Canadian society. From protests to petitions, Such social movements can teach us how honouring historical figures without discussing the ways in which their personal prejudices negatively affected certain populations oversimplifies their legacies. These petitions help us consider not only who we are honouring in public spaces, but also what values we are placing on a pedestal. 

Student Life

Community Cooks Co-operative builds resilience and kinship

On a hot July evening, the flushed faces, happy chatter, and sound of oil snapping in pans made the Community Cooks Co-operative’s (CCCoop) Zoom session feel almost like a real kitchen. This volunteer group has weekly virtual meetings to catch up, meet new people, and exchange cooking advice, all while preparing a bulk donation of meals for Resilience Montreal, a non-profit day shelter.

CCCoop is a mutual-aid organization that serves a dual role acting as an intermediary between its volunteers and Resilience Montreal while also providing community members a socially distanced way to stay connected.

Located in Cabot Square, Resilience Montreal facilitates a gathering space for Indigenous Peoples, especially Inuit community members. The shelter offers meals, sleeping space, clean laundry, and community support. Resilience Montreal has a standing call for donations of food and essentials, including socks, blankets, and hygiene products.

Tomo Newton, a second-year master’s student in Music at McGill, founded CCCoop in response to the COVID-19 pandemic. 

“A few weeks into quarantine, when everything was really shut down, I was walking on Sherbrooke and seeing the same Indigenous Peoples on the streets, really exposed to everything,” Newton said. “I realized that while my life had stopped […] and I had all the resources I needed to be safe and sheltered, the people that did not have that before still don’t have that.”

According to recent statistics from the Quebec government, there are more than 3,100 people living on the streets of Montreal at any given time. In 2018, Indigenous people made up 0.6 per cent of the city’s population, but 12 per cent of its unhoused people. This mirrors circumstances across Canada, where Indigenous people are four per cent of the overall population, but 28 per cent of the unhoused population.

Since April 2020, CCCoop has coordinated 18 consecutive weekly cooking sessions, each with 10 to 20 volunteer participants. Newton explained that all are welcome to volunteer, and that CCCoop is currently on the lookout for more help.

The McGill Tribune joined a CCCoop cooking session where Newton pointed out that her social circle had actually expanded during the lockdown, as her initiative helped her meet new people.

Although it is still growing, Newton believes that CCCoop is contributing to larger social movements. 

“With all these social movements taking place, we are trying to be a part of them,” Newton said, citing the Black Lives Matter and Indigenous sovereignty movements. “What we’re trying to do is create some sort of bridge between these communities. A lot of [the volunteers] are students [and] a lot of us live in the Plateau, which is pretty far away from Cabot Square where this work is being done.”

Some forms of political action focus on pushing the government to respond to social problems, while other groups organize to address those problems themselves. CCCoop takes the latter approach through mutual aid.

“Pressing for government action is what needs to be done,” Newton said. “I’m not going to say [our work] is the definite solution, but what we’re doing is tending to immediate needs.”

CCCoop volunteer Jeremy Tatar, a third-year McGill doctoral student in Music, shared how volunteering has helped him feel fulfilled during quarantine.

“At a time when people are socially distancing and networks are contracting, it’s so amazing to meet people and work together in this common cause. That’s been a huge benefit for me.”

The future is uncertain for CCCoop, but Newton is not worried. An openness to change has always defined the co-operative, and she expects the strength and creativity of the group to push their work beyond the fall.

“I just found myself with a lot of time on my hands, and this was a way to help out and give back,” Newton said. “Anyone can do this.”

To get involved with the co-operative, visit their Facebook page for more details.

Science & Technology

Satellites: Concerns 2,000 km above the Earth’s surface

Satellites are possibly the most notable example of space technology used in daily life. Portable GPS devices and mobile applications, such as Google Maps, both rely on satellites to ensure commuters arrive at their destination. Telecommunication satellites have connected the world far more than ever before, while meteorological satellites can monitor weather and help us prepare for storms. Now, researchers from a number of disciplines embrace space technology to observe everything from how the Antarctic sea ice is changing to scouting for minerals on the Earth’s surface

However, satellite use comes with its own set of difficulties. One of the greatest challenges for satellite technology in the 21st century is space debris. There are approximately 500,000 pieces of debris in addition to 3,000 non-operational satellites orbiting Earth. Some debris are as small as a loose screw or a fleck of paint, but most of these seemingly insignificant pieces travel at speeds of up to 18,000 miles per hour, which is fast enough to damage a satellite or a spacecraft. 

Professor Arun Misra, chair of the Space Committee for the McGill Institute of Aerospace Engineering, has examined the problem of space debris for the past decade. 

“Many satellites, like the [International] Space Station, have to maneuver to get away from the path of the debris, and then to get back to the original orbit after the debris has passed,” Mirsa said in a video interview with The McGill Tribune.

According to Misra, there are two ways of collecting space debris. 

“One [way of collecting debris] is using a tether net which is similar to catching fish,” Misra said. “The net is thrown, wrapped around the debris, and pulled using a removal satellite to a lower or higher altitude. Another approach is to use a space robot like the Canadarm with a manipulator mounted on it to capture the debris.” 

Whereas the tether net method is reserved for smaller debris, large “dead” satellites are usually captured by space robots.

The challenges of space debris removal raises important legal and ethical questions pertaining to which country the debris belongs and who has the responsibility to remove it. 

“Even though there are thousands of unwanted space objects, not a single one has been removed yet because of many political, legal, and economic reasons,”  Misra said.  

In the last decades, space law has become an important topic for not only questions regarding the removal of space debris but also in space exploration, mining, and space colonization. McGill’s Institute of Air and Space Law is one of such research groups that takes a dual focus on the legal and scientific implications of these important questions. 

The expenses of space debris removal are also important to consider. While some dead satellites can be recycled, it is not always economically viable to do so, especially if the satellite has sustained physical damage. Satellites in geostationary orbit, meaning they rotate with the Earth as it turns, are found at extremely high altitudes, making them expensive and more complicated to access with a service vehicle. 

Looking forward, space debris will continue to grow as a problem for satellites until it is entirely removed from orbit. Ignoring the problem puts satellites at risk of losing their functionality and creates further possibilities of debris falling back to Earth and endangering lives

Arts & Entertainment, Film and TV

Where do I begin? ‘The Kissing Booth’

 

When Netflix released The Kissing Booth in May 2018, it appeared to be just another one of the teen rom-coms that the streaming service had become known for. Most Netflix users simply ignored it, and they were right to do so: It’s a terrible movie rife with misogynistic tropes and campy dialogue. The film gets its name from the main characters’ fundraising stall at their school’s fall carnival, because of course, a kissing booth is a very normal and hygienic thing to have at a high school fundraiser. Despite The Kissing Booth being a flaming, toxic wasteland of a movie, Netflix dropped The Kissing Booth 2 on July 24, 2020––a movie that, somehow, managed to be worse than the original. There is a lot to unpack in this franchise–let’s start at the beginning. 

The first movie opened with a fast-paced highlight reel of two best friends’ shared childhood with a voiceover narration from Elle Evans (Joey King), a classically sassy-but-awkward teenage girl about to start her junior year. This introduction scene includes fun facts about Elle and her best friend Lee (Joel Courtney), as well as the significantly less fun fact that Elle’s mother died when Elle was a teenager, which was tossed into the mix with no real follow-up. 

A major trait of The Kissing Booth is that it is both dangerously and immaturely misogynistic. Elle’s first conversation of the film with her love interest, Noah Flynn (Jacob Elordi), sets this tone:  The conversation boils down to Noah pointing out that Elle’s breasts grew over the summer. This is hardly a promising start to a healthy romantic relationship, but a romantic relationship between the two characters is what the film pursues nonetheless. The power imbalance between Noah and Elle is key to the setup of their relationship, further normalizing predatory relationships to the film’s young audience. Noah is both older and has a reputation for sleeping around, while Elle has never been on a date or kissed anyone, which are among the fun facts offered in the first minutes of the movie. 

Another key scene demonstrating The Kissing Booth’s insanely gross attitudes towards women’s bodies involves Elle’s too-short uniform skirt eliciting a fight between Noah and Tuppen (Josh Eady), after Tuppen gropes Elle. Later, Tuppen apologizes by writing “I’m sorry” on a crumpled piece of paper in detention, then asks Elle on a date. She inexplicably agrees, stating that it was a very nice apology. This scene sends a terrible message to young women about what a real apology is and what personal growth can and should be, as Tuppen never really addressed what he did or the harm he caused. Additionally, in the principal’s office after the fight, Elle says that Tuppen touched her “lady bump,” which is possibly the most disturbing and haunting line in the franchise and one that now likely lives rent-free in viewers’ heads. 

By the time The Kissing Booth progresses in its so-called plot to the beginning of Noah and Elle’s illicit relationship, Noah has shown several more red flags. These include: Telling the boys at their high school not to date Elle, informing Elle that he is interested in her almost exclusively because she is not interested in him, and slamming the hood of a car loudly while yelling at Elle to get in that car. But of course, per the movie’s warped logic, these are just the ways that Noah shows his love for Elle. 

When Netflix realised that the Noah Centineo Industrial Complex (NCIC) they created was becoming too powerful to control, they built another monster to fix their problem. But in funding The Kissing Booth and The Kissing Booth 2, they created a franchise so bewilderingly bad that, instead of defeating the NCIC, it became a parallel beast.

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